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Common funny allegorical sayings
Lead: Two-part allegorical sayings reflect the contents of life, so many of them are popular and interesting. The following is my collection of funny and common two-part allegorical sayings. Welcome to read for reference!

Common funny two-part allegorical sayings 1 1, bathing in a boiling pot-acquaintances.

2. Seeing my father-in-law doesn't respond-I don't know Taishan with my eyes.

3, eat pineapple and ask sweet and sour-know perfectly well past ask.

4, nails in your pockets-everyone wants to stand out.

5, flies bite bodhisattva-no one tastes.

6, carrying a doll to push the mill-adding people does not add energy

7, flowering on the dunghill-stinky.

8, deaf people watch the play-feast their eyes.

8, flies on the edge of the manger-mixed food.

10, full slip big circle-support.

1 1, the stones in the Yangtze River-after the wind and waves.

12, the knife cuts the sea water-inseparable.

13, get the fat for bones-unwilling.

14, the sculptor does not give the idol a discount-know the old story.

15, pulling the gourd and pulling the gourd-deliberately finding fault.

16, rolling pin for chopsticks, basin for cups-eat and drink.

17, plastering all over-many problems.

18, the dishcloth on the dining table-tasted the ups and downs.

19, steel wire wears tofu-forget it.

20, firecrackers at both ends-want to (ring) together.

2 1, eat fish without spitting bones-talk with thorns.

22, the light in the kitchen-often suffer indignities.

23. The pole erected eight hundred years ago-the old bachelor.

24, powder into the coffin-die to save face.

25. The God of Wealth asks for a meal-pretending to be poor.

26, set up a shed to sell embroidery needles-the sale is not big, the shelf is not small.

27, send the prostitute, marry the daughter-in-law-two busy.

28, holding Huanglian knocking at the door-bitter home.

29, the ice fell into the vinegar jar-shabby.

30. Take the passbook into the coffin-die for money.

3 1, green onions in winter-dry skin and rotten leaves never die.

32, winter stove summer fan-come in handy.

33, the money in the pocket, the meat in the pot-can't run.

34. Wear shoes for three days-it's boring.

35, the gambler's mouth-to the point.

36. Crossing the river by ferry is worthwhile.

37, broken handle hoe-not sure.

38. Daughter-in-law is pregnant-pretending to be a grandson.

39. The' lost child' of rushing to the temple is a shame.

40, freshly baked iron-pure heart.

4 1, widows beat their children-reluctant.

42, coffin shop business-make dead money.

43. The clock of Hanshan Temple-can't be moved.

44. Monks dig holes in the wall-the temple is wonderful.

45. The wall clock in the waiting room-the view of the masses.

46, pulling teeth from the tiger's mouth-courage is not small.

47, gourd ladle fishing jiaozi-way too tight.

48. Cut soybeans into filaments-Kung Fu is home.

49. I was in a hurry and ran into a slow doctor-I was anxious.

50. Beggars sing-fake happiness.

Common funny two-part allegorical sayings 2 1, half cotton-no talk (bullet-free)

2, baldy umbrella-lawlessness (no hair lawlessness)

3, short transition-peace of mind (flooded heart)

4, horse shop to buy pigs-no such thing (no such city)

5, December weather-hands and feet (frozen hands and feet)

6. A father kowtows to his son-hang it all (hang it all).

7. The public toilet is still stoned-causing public outrage (causing public excrement).

8, wearing a fur coat-pretending (pretending to be a sheep)

9. Confucius moved-all lost (all books)

10, pregnant women take a single-plank bridge-take risks (take risks)

1 1, grandma's dead son-hopeless (no uncle)

12, the husband slaps the fan-bleak (the wife is cold)

13, towel of scholar-guaranteed loss (Bao Shu)

14, the tortoise climbs the threshold-but look at this (but look at this turn)

15, the needle is still picking a towel-not surprising (not enough for the flag)

16, the blunt knife breaks the bamboo-hard (not ringing)

17, chicken feathers tied to telephone poles-how dare you (what a big duster)

18, knock melon seeds and knock out bugs-everyone has it (everyone has it)

19, lights and drums-don't want to (don't ring)

20, running grass crutches-can't do the Lord (can't do it)

2 1, chatting in the salt shop-nothing to do when you are idle (nothing to do when you are salty)

22. Zhang Tianshi does not need a boat to cross the sea-it has its own statutes (its own law crossing)

23. Blow the horn through the window-reputation is outside (singing is outside)

24. The Dragon King moved-awesome (leaving the sea)

25, Laojiu's brother-honesty (old ten)

26, empty coffin burial-defiant (no one in the wood)

27, tortoise in the share-rules (turtle)

28, wear gloves in June-conservative (hand)

29, raw peanuts-must be noisy (must be fried)

30, cobbler without awl-true line (needle line)

3 1, He Jia girl married Zheng Jia-just right (Zheng He Shi)

32, the monk's house-temple (Miao)

33. Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother (river bitterness)

34. Blind people wear glasses-false intelligence (pretending to be bright)

35, dream into a butterfly-dream (want to fly)

36, monkeys learn to walk-crocodile tears (fake orangutans)

37, hardcover Maotai-Long time (good wine)

38, spider drags the net-selfish (self-silk)

39. The blind carry the blind-busy and busy (blind and blind)

40, long live the grandfather nosebleed-is red (I red)

4 1, what comes next-ask to the end (tattoo to the end)

42. Walking in the watermelon field-both sides meet the source (both sides meet the circle)

43, take off the old shoes for new shoes-reform (reform shoes)

44. Hemp sacks and straw sacks-each generation is not as good as the next (one bag is not as good as one)

45, the beans at the bottom of the bowl-vivid (grain in the eye)

46, selling cloth without ruler-bad intentions (deliberately not measuring)

47, poor carpenter opened-only one sentence (only a saw)

48, brick kiln fire-rumors (kiln smoke)

49, lamps without oil-waste heart (waste heart)

50. Zhong Kui marries his younger sister-fooling around (ghost marriage)

5 1, dung boat crossing the river-playing dead (loading excrement)

52, sticky wowo mixed with Huang Lian-year after year of suffering (a sticky bitter)

53. Open a drawer in the drugstore-looking for fun (looking for pills)

54, frog diving well-don't understand (poof-poof)

55, singing horse riding-no (walking)

56. Stir-fry pickles without soy sauce-a word comes first (salt comes first)

57. Eat jiaozi without stuffing-naughty (picking skin)

58, from Henan to Hunan-more difficult (south plus south)

59, lanterns to move stones-do it (copy)

60, the water washed away the earth temple-be careful (flow)

6 1, whipping in cultivated land-bragging (urging cattle)

62, the child's backbone-the generation of villain (villain's back)

63, aviation somersault-upside down (upside down test flight)

64, the mouse fell into the tank-fashionable (wet hair)

65. The old monk lives in a cave-nothing (no temple)

66, cargo ship out of the sea-amateur (foreign airlines)

67, burning flagpole-sigh (long charcoal)

68, weasel drill chicken coop-speculation (stealing chicken)

69, soaking stones in the sauce jar-it's a long story (a salt is hard to get in)

70. There are firecrackers in the well-there is a reason (there is a round sound)

7 1, the old hen holds an empty nest-not simple (no eggs)

72, eat ginseng-alternate (after filling)

73. The mother of Emperor Pi-the skin is too thick (Queen Mother Pi)

74. The Millennium Stone Buddha Statue-Honest Man (Old Stone Man)

75. Take the sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself (make a fool of yourself)

76. Planting vegetables on the wall-no chance (no garden)

77. Talking with a fan-crazy talk (gossip)

78, twelve sycees-a certain (one ingot)

79. Sleep in the toilet-not far from death (not far from shit)

80, tang's monk's book-serious (a true classics)

Common funny two-part allegorical sayings 3 1, open the toilet door-die (shit)

2, leg and stomach tied with a kettle-the level is relatively high.

3, the car presses the pot-it is straight when it is dead.

4, pig eight quit to look in the mirror-not a person in the room.

5, take the daughter-in-law to fight-follow the fun

6, hit the child on a cloudy day-staying is also staying.

7. Cross the river with a beard-excessive modesty

8, flies on the glass-only light has no future.

9, railway police-each tube is broken.

10。 Salt mixed with tofu-all idle white

1 1。 White radish in the eye-lotus root

12, Wuya falls on pigs-all black.

13, foreign chickens knocking at the door-the damage is home.

14, lower abdomen impression-India

15, blow in the door gap-singing outside.

16, the table is on the lookout-the hand is not high

17, pigeon nest with eggs-not so lazy.

18, the mouse gnaws the ball-polite

19, sharpen the knife on the ball-slack gas

20, the blind kick the key-one by one.

2 1, tortoise's ass-regulation

22, Luo Guo uphill-money ban

23, meat buns hit the dog-never come back

24, the dog lift the curtain-just take the mouth to deal with.

25. You don't need an awl to put on your shoes-that's nice.

26. The mouse pulls the millstone-the big head is at the back.

27. Dogs chasing ducks-croak

28, the earth god dug his ears-wow!

29, the earth has a target-big pear.

30, the head of the old birthday girl-baby bumps

3 1, telephone poles tied with chicken feathers-how dare you

32. Widows sell houses-femininity

33, fart in the temple-surprised god

34. Don't hold the handle in the closet-stingy

35. Hands on the plane-Hu Tian

36. A bomb dropped in the toilet-arousing people's excitement

37. Dishes are smashed in the toilet-smelly words jump around.

38. Look at people through the cracks-look down on them.

39, pancake fruit glue-a mess

40, arms chuai Ma Shao-mean.