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Super-hot auto-reply humor copy on Jitterbug a

1. I am Wang Yuan, she fell asleep, woke up back to you.

2. Ask the age reply 0

3. You pavilion jade ice clear jade clean sinking fish fall wild goose country color heavenly fragrance flower face and moon face golden branch jade leaf closed moon shy flower dumping country dumping city father is on the way.

4. Your message has been delivered, the other has read, is not back.

5. Qiangzi ah, there is something you say, mom, has been.

6. The valley is long, the butterfly dance, the zither and, the immortal sound, the light song, the so-called this life is not negative.

7. I do not want to like you, in addition to aggression I can not get anything.

8. I am in and cat than photosynthesis, and green plants than transpiration.

9. Hello, I'm an auto-reply, I can chat with you, but I will only this sentence

10. Baby long baby short, baby accident you do not care, so call daddy, I will be patient and good management of you, come with me to reply:daddy, auto-reply can be unlocked.

11. Stay up the longest night, forget the most loved ones.

12. You had a happy life, and then you learned to fall in love.

13. I'm sunbathing don't bother me

15. Later you did not retain me, and did not turn back.

16. "After the advertisement, come right back"

17. artificial service please press 1

18. what wind blew you here, is timi won it

19. [auto reply] fairy is descending to the earth, please wait patiently

20. Nail tied up, if you want to see me, go and give Nail the whole anti-drowning

21. I can chat with you, but that's all I'll say.

22. I'm taking a dump. Do you want to join me

23. Hello, I'm Wa, please cooperate with me and hand over all your unhappiness.

24. I sell dusk on earth, you wait for me to collect the world's tenderness to meet you.

25. Congratulations on unlocking this little cutie for me

Jitterbug's super-hot autoresponder humor text Part II

26. What wind blew you here, is timi winning?

27. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture interlocking store

28. I'm sorry the user you contacted because it was too handsome has been deleted by Tencent Details please inquire Thank you.

29. The user you contacted was eaten by a pig

30.[Auto-reply] Come back right after the ad

31.[Auto-reply] If I were online, would I still let the auto-reply reply to you?

32. Your message has been delivered and the other party has read it

33. Your friend has leaked the Krusty Krab's secret recipe, and the Bureau of Oceanic Regulation has arrested her, so she'll contact you when she's released

34.

35. I feel the fireworks of the world is due to you and vivid, nebulae and tides are also due to you and the ups and downs of the change.

36. The reply skill is cooling down

37. then, so what, what do you want to say?

38. family chat please press three

39. our boss is saving the galaxy

40. there is a grouping has been reserved for you, but unfortunately you will not come back.

41. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick the stars

42. Cold days more hot water and less dreaming

43. Doo doo doo I'm now a little rabbit, I only talk to carrots

44. You had no intention of wearing the wind, but the lone attraction of the mountain torrents.

45. Because it is too fat to run up resistance soon came and so on.

46. Welcome to the sand sculpture service hotline, manual chat please press, voice chat please press, video chat please press.

47. I went to the back of the mountain and Montenegro old demon to discuss the matter of eating the Tang monk, something to come back to say.

48. The other party is running naked, has run out of the service area

49! You believe it or not I am not there!

Jitterbugs super gentle about chasing stars copy collection

Jitterbugs super gentle about chasing stars copy one

1. Their positioning although idol group, but they are not relying on the face to eat, they are infecting everyone with music and enthusiasm.

2. Accompaniment is the longest confession, thoughts are the most sincere waiting.

3. You are my first sight, you are the direction of my eyes, you are the home of my tenderness, you are the reason why the corners of my mouth are raised. Good morning!

4. You are the guardian I want to rely on in this life, so don't leave too quickly, please let me accompany you farther.

5. Step through the thorns, through the cross of the beginning of the robbery, I accompany you to the next trip to the mountains and the sea.

6. There is an invisible carbon link connecting you and me in the underworld; your eyes like water moisturize every cell of mine; your voice like sugar makes me have infinite energy!

7. After all, he is a dream, how can everyone understand.

8. Your past, I did not come and participate. Your eyes, how can I be willing to miss. What's more, that is also my youth, my youth, I have the fluke. You only care about the wind and rain in the countless far away, never also is the place where I have a dream.

9. In order to see him, you must have prepared for a long time, right, hard work, tired, more than ten hours of hard seat, in the summer against all odds for the love of thousands of miles, but when sitting inside the arena, his eyes swept you, but really can not help but red eyes, sour nose.

10. I will say goodbye to the dusk from now on to break free from the darkness of hiding to your light fall.

11. You have a clean and dazzling youthfulness that clears up all the joys of my teenage years.

12. I hope he will always shine, and I will always cry for him.

13. I vow to always run to my teenager with 100 percent enthusiasm.

14. Not divided into today and tomorrow, not divided into spring, summer, fall and winter you are the most sincere thoughts of the heart.

15. I want to compare him to the moon, but I feel that the moon is too far away, and my love can't run to such a faraway place. I want to entrust my heart to the moon, but I feel that the moon is too clean for my heart to match.

16. I'm willing to look for love words for you all over the internet for the simple reason that I love you.

17. A little closer to his stage, a little farther from his life.

18. Even if the glow sticks become crutches you are still our faith.

19. Brother, your face accounts for 99% of all the good things in the world!

20. No matter when you go to see you, it's the same kind of joy and anticipation that you see for the first time.

Jitterbug's super gentle text about stargazing Part II

21. To bring your own excellence just to see him in the crowd for a second glance.

22. Even if the glow sticks become crutches, you are still my faith.

23. Mountains, rivers and lakes, the tide of the four seas, every inch of the vividness is the waves I had for you.

24. Your eyes sea temperature ripples, hide mountains high and far away, my earth.

25. Life must be happy.

26. I recognized you earlier than the gossip.

27. The stars are responsible for shining well in the sky, and do not have to care much about those of us who look at the stars.

28. Meet you ah, is a deer in the headlights, is thumping heart, like you ah, like a milk candy, from the eyebrows of sweet to the tip of the foot

29. Although now I can not be with you side by side, but one day I will go to your front.

30. Citalopram has another meaning: you are the hope of my life.

31. You're the first person I've ever really gone after, you're the first person I've ever been willing to play all night, you're the first person I've ever seen who couldn't be wronged, you're the first person I've ever known to sign up and play the cast, and you're the first person I've ever wanted to powder for life.

32. About meeting this thing, the world is happening every minute and every second, in this huge probability, really glad to know you.

33. You are as bright as the sun, who can not replace your light.

34. You blink your eyes, and flip through the spring, summer, fall and winter of my heart

35. To bring their own excellence in the crowd to meet him.

36. I like you, so I want you to be surrounded by clusters and surrounded by more people, so the road you take should be full of flowers and people.

37. Falling in love with you is not because of how good you are, just because one day, one moment, one glance, fated that I will fall in love with you, fall in love with you.

38. Powder on a both hard and good people, and what reason you do not try.

39. Do not interfere, do not disturb, do not keep a close eye on your world, do not force, do not twist, do not speculate on your thoughts, do not spy, do not point, do not judge your life, pure love, silent support.

Jitterbug super gentle about chasing the star copy three

41.I always feel that the best thing in the world, but the summer evening from the opposite shore of the wind and teenage smile bright you.

42. You are my ideal on earth.

43. I am in the place where you can not see, with fingertips groping star charts looking out for the most sparkling light, you are in the place where I can not touch, to the self as the king, do not rely on others to stop to appreciate.

44. The road to see him must be very long and hard, he just looked at you, your eyes red.

45. When you say my idol is worthless, you are worthless in my heart.

46. Thank you for making me want to be a better person.

47. We are stargazers, but not star pickers.

48. The past are not remembered, the heart only misses you, sadness and happiness are not talked about. I'm not going to talk about it, but I'm going to talk about you.

49. He is the heroic dream of my tired life.

50. I know, again, he is not my private obsession.

51. The flowers on the other side of the shore, flowers for sleep, dumping snow, the appointment of the next life.

52. I can follow you, like a shadow chasing the light sleepwalking.

53. You should be on Taobao shelves because you are the baby I want to buy the most.

54. All the up-and-comers are not half as good as his eyebrows.

55. You are the only heroic dream in my tired life.

56. Sometimes I really hope that the world is a little gentler, a little more gentle, the wind blowing toward you a little smaller, the rain hitting you a little lighter.

57. I will not be absent from every forever that you promise.

58. He is the most juvenile I have ever seen, is the kind of look at the spring wind is not happy, look at the summer cicadas are not annoyed, look at the autumn wind is not sad, look at the winter snow does not sigh, look at the body full of rich and noble lazy aware of the young man.

59. You sang to me in the corner of the mountains and rivers, and I began to think of you at ten minutes to three.

60. Even if the fluorescent stick becomes a crutch, you are still my faith.

Jitterbug fire food copy

Jitterbug fire food copy a

1. clear fasting, sun food, nothing to do it, appetite was awakened! 

2. A mouthful of food, a kind of country accent. The best food in life, often in childhood memories, that a small pavilion on the corner of the street, the bowl of steaming noodles, simple but through the warmth.

3. In a chaotic world, even a person has to enjoy the food, any reason can not interfere with eating, it is a philosophy and faith.

4. Tourists put a layer of soy sauce spicy oil on the surface of the live fish they caught in the sea and put it on the charcoal grill. Then, while turning the wire sprinkled with a little five-spice powder, to be the fish body through the oil caramelized, fragrant, crispy skin and tender meat, the unique flavor of seafood barbecue will be available in the mouth.

5. Because there is no manicure, the sadness and anger into appetite, to enjoy the dream of a person's hot pot, nothing special, is that you can concentrate on eating eat eat only.

6. Suzhou and Hangzhou dim sum store of small dumplings, red bridge left bank of the pesto bacon cheese

7. watermelon whole body is a treasure, watermelon rind fried as a dish to eat, melon flesh can quench the thirst, clear the fire, the melon seeds can be fried in the leisure time to eat, watermelon whole body is not all treasure.

8. Night after class back to buy a lot of snacks to eat tomorrow, now sitting here, a little hope that now is tomorrow morning.

9. The season of growing meat! Dinner has not been eliminated, the neighbor little beauty and send their own spicy beef and marinara. I want to say crooked brother you are addicted to research! Although I can enjoy the food, but the female or not too virtuous.

10. Who said that the noodles partner is ham and sausage, I see is the TV.

11. Dry rice people diary.

12. Every day to wake you up is not a dream, is not urgent urination, but the restless soul, because hungry

13. I can think of the most romantic thing, is to have three meals with you in all seasons.

14. Life is short, and then eat washing dishes.

15. Life must be full of joy, eating and stuffing need to enjoy.

16. No matter how good or bad it is, it is a pleasure to take time off and make yourself a meal or try a new wine.

17. Shrimp meat is deliciously flavorful and has a long aftertaste. Especially after tasting the lobster meat, you can soup with rice, delicious!

18. I'm quick on my feet, chopsticks specializing in more meat to the place to clip.

19. Black skirt fish meat is tender and white, less fat. The method of consumption is simple, especially steamed more palatable, less thorns, especially suitable for the elderly and children to eat.

20. Find a daughter-in-law to find a foodie, eat full then eat, easy to meet.

21. Summer is the season to eat watermelon without lunch.

22. Dalian is a beautiful city of sea guests. This specialty seafood is my favorite. I like to eat shrimp the most, this kind of shrimp taste delicious. Want to eat sea cucumbers is also a good choice, sea cucumbers contain a lot of nutrition, but also very fresh.

23. Today is super warm, I feel very satisfied with life is to eat hot pot with good friends in the sun, I did three things at once good.

24. The flavor of watermelon is beautiful, sweet and very delicious.

25. Purple camel's peak out of the cui kettle, the water essence of the disk line vegetarian scales; rhinoceros chopsticks insatiable long time not under the luan knife stranded cut empty stranded; yellow door flying bridle does not move the dust, the imperial chef deduction to send eight treasures.

26. The thinking of the foodie is delicious you eat more, not delicious how much to eat.

27.39. When the food is quite good, eat eat oops forget.

28. In the world of a foodie there is no calorie not calorie, only delicious not delicious.

29. In the eaters of this road of no return, human beings, never alone!

30. Choose to eat hot pot in winter, eat is warm and full; choose to eat hot pot in summer, eat is the accent; choose to eat hot pot in summer to Thailand, eat passionate. Learn to change, just like here tigers do not eat pigs.

31. Watermelon is not only delicious melon meat, melon skin is also delicious, remove the green skin, the rest of the white part, cut it into a piece of a piece and then fried, it is really a delicious small dishes.

32.42. The noodles have to wait for five minutes, the eggs have to wait for eight minutes, and the favorite connections have to wait in vain.

33. This baked fish is really good, the color is golden, the aroma is overflowing, the outside is crispy and the inside is tender, the skin is emerald, the meat is juicy, and the color and flavor are complete.

34. Eaters, mouth enjoyment, the heart wants to thin.

35. Think of me when you invite me to eat, I'll be right there.

36. bubble noodles to wait five minutes, eggs to wait eight minutes, like always have to wait.

37. radish round, the surface of the skin white and green, a few green green leaves are up vertical growth, the leaves under the radish will "hide" in the soil, as if a shy fat doll.

38. Beef, a mysterious power to conquer the tongue.

39. The mouth is not used to enjoy the food and kiss actually used to talk about life, sick. Life is not finished, walk and see.

40. In the fall, frost and dew filled the garden east, turnip children and mustard grandchildren. I am full with the same abomination, and I don't know why it is so hard to eat chicken and dolphin.

41. fat daily.

42. I am fat because I am surrounded by foodies.

43. rhubarb fish is golden all over, is the pride of our hometown; scallop fish all over the body of the silver shining radiant; head pointed in the water rocket squid; jellyfish fluttering away, like a little fairy, lively shrimp swimming in the water, look past the transparent These are common food on people's tables.

44. eating thoughts? Good food you eat more, not good enough to eat a few more.

45. No sound under the fine fly broken, put the chopsticks did not realize that the whole plate empty.

46. Sauerkraut fish is very nice, there is a very hot and spicy chili pepper on it, and there are many, many, many, and moist and slippery sauerkraut fish meat.

47. Hot pot, barbecue, beer, not very expensive, but very good for the stomach.

48. Meat long can be reduced again, but those snacks expired can not eat again.

49. Wash the pan, less water, fomentation of firewood, the flame does not work. I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it. The good pork of Huangzhou, the price is as low as dirt. The rich won't eat it, and the poor don't know how to cook it. I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to do, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it.

50. I just want to get married and have children, and then try to compensate myself, including material and youth and travel and enjoyment and love and food.

51. For the love of food, if you use a sentence to describe, that is: only food and love can not live up to.

52. Buns small, small enough to have to bite one, but each packaged in a playful style, small steam fangs padded with pine needles (unfortunately, pine needles are often used for too long some), there is a selling point. The name of the soup dumplings, in fact, there is not much soup inside the dumplings, but outside the bowl of broth attached to the surface of the floating seven or eight strips of egg skin, some people throw the dumplings in the soup and then eat it, become a veritable soup dumplings. This small soup dumplings filling is certainly not evil, the beauty is in the bun skin, half hair and half not, thin and thick moderately, the production is quite skillful, Taipei is also copied Shanghai-style soup dumplings, get its imitation, has been very rare.

53. In this world, only food and love can not live up to, love has failed too much, food do not fail.

54. Eating food is a kind of happiness, taste is a kind of interest.

55. Only food and love can not live up to, if you do not have a lover, come to comment on the sunshine food, who is not a little Gongzhu how

56. Good food you eat more, not good more or less.

57. My dream is to live in the food family village, day after day food whole food beauty, night after night dish dish.

58. Life and death have a destiny, fat and thin in the sky.

59. The skin of the soup dumplings is thin, and even translucent, open your mouth and take a bite, inside the fresh juice into the mouth, bite the juice soaked meatballs, not fat, not greasy, the entrance is smooth ...... that is really called beauty!

60. Vegetarian dishes will give you a full belly for longer, and the strong smell will keep your taste buds fresh.

Jitterbug blogger funny sand sculpture auto-reply sentence summary (50 sentences)

Jitterbug blogger funny sand sculpture auto-reply sentence (a)

1. has opened the hibernation mode

2. I am playing mahjong with Jack Ma, is expected to play for three hours, there is a prior to find Ma Huateng.

3. Chat Talk Reply 2

4. Moon Convenience Store is selling tenderness

5. [Auto-Response] I'm an automated answering machine, my master has gone to dinner, what do you have to say to me

6. Oh you stupid groundhog, look at the things you're saying, it's almost as bad as Aunt Mary Sue's blueberry pie next door, I swear I'm going to pull out your hair and make you look like a pious winter squash, my old buddy

7. I'm a Teletubby and you don't have antennae, so we can't communicate.

8. Call Dad and he'll come back

9. Welcome to the AWE customer service system helpline

10. If you visit me and I'm not there, sit for a while with the flowers outside my door, they're warm.

11.Easy woman has received the message, reply later!

12. You stay here and do not move, I'm going to buy you a few oranges back.

13. Hello, the police call 110, fire phone 119, have difficulties to find Superfly, you can also call the Woof Team, really can not go to the Dray League, in short, I am not in now.

14. I went to find my fairy sisters to play to go, a moment on the earth Oh

15. Not back is in the study, has not been back is to learn stupid.

16. Today's rest is not open.

17. add friends reply 5

Jitterbug blogger funny sand sculpture auto-reply sentence (Part II)

18. I went to be the Hei Zhi Lang, come back to bring the spaceman to you

19. I was nailed nailed tied up, want to see the old man if you want to see the nail, go to the nailed the whole anti-drowning

20. life is so long, wait for me a little bit and what's the harm

21. . seconds back to the message is cooling

22. see the message do not move I went to buy you oranges will be right back

23. ask the age of the reply 0

24. and four words in the dating afraid of being misunderstood do not send me a message.

25. drowned in the ocean of learning

26. baby long baby short, baby accident you do not care, so call dad, I will be patient and good management of you, come with me to reply:dad, auto-reply to unlock.

27. If you don't reply, you are eating chicken, if you keep not replying, you are being eaten by chicken.

28. Other please press seven

29. Talk to you later Reply 4

30. You pavilion icy clear and clean sunken fish and geese fall to the wild goose country color and fragrance of the flowers look like the moon, golden branches and jade leaves, closed the moon and shy flowers pouring the country to the city of the father is on the way to come.

31. I'm going to eat, if you are handsome, please contact me in a while, if you are a beautiful woman ...... even if you are a beautiful woman, I have to eat first to fill up my stomach ah!

32. This person has gone to outer space, when you come back will bring the stars and the moon to you oh.

33.[Autoresponder] For human service, please press 1

34. then what, so what, what are you trying to say?

Jitterbug blogger funny sandy auto-reply sentences (Article 3)

35. I went to the universe to pick stars, I'll be right back o~?

36. Wait a moment and you will see

37. Your message has been delivered to the other side has been read not to return

38. I'm sorry the user you contacted because too handsome has been deleted by Tencent Details please inquire Thank you.

39. showdown, I do not want to chat with you

40. hello? Our boss is saving the galaxy? He will be back after fighting monsters? Wait a moment and you will see

41. Help the moon to find the little dress, wait for me to come back.

42. Send a red envelope and I'll decide if I'm in.

43. I went to the back of the mountain and the old demon of Montenegro to discuss the matter of eating the Tang monk, something to come back to say.

44. Hello, something please find Superfly, you can also call the Woof Team, they will help you solve all the problems, do not disturb me and Yi Yi Qianxi dating thank you.

45. studying Do not disturb.

46. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars

47. "After the ad, come right back"

48. I do not want to like you, in addition to aggression I can not get anything.

49. Because too fat to run up resistance soon came and so on.

50. I did not return is to go pulling carrots Ooo