2. Xiao Ming lost a leg in a car accident,
Small Ming lost another leg in a car accident,
Another car accident lost Xiao Ming his other leg,
Another car accident lost Xiao Ming his other leg,
Another car accident lost Xiao Ming his other leg,
Actually, Xiao Ming is a dog.
3. One day, Cabbage was walking along and felt so hot that he took off one thing after another and lost himself.
4.There was a bun walking down the road, feeling very hungry, so he ate himself.
5. Xiaoming and Xiaohong were at the same table, and one day Xiaoming borrowed a pen from Xiaohong,
and Xiaohong said, "No."
"Lend it to me and you'll die!"
Then Red said, "Oh, I'll lend it to you then"
When Ming gave the pen back to Red, Red really died.
6. Once upon a time there was a little lamb, and one day he went out to play, and he ran into the big bad wolf. The big bad wolf said, "I'm going to eat you!!!"
Guess what happened?
The big bad wolf ended up eating the lamb.
7. Bug: Little Flower, did you use my pencil?
Small Flower: No, I didn't use it.
Bug: You're really useless?
Small Flower: I'm really useless!
Bug: Ugh, you're the 17th person to admit you're useless
8. When will Taiwan want to unify?
When you buy instant noodles
9. One day Xiao Qiang asked his dad, "Dad, am I a stupid kid?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"
10.A steak that was medium rare and a steak that was medium rare met on the street, why didn't they say hello? (Assuming they could talk.)
Because ...... neither of them was cooked well~~~~~~~~
11.Devil: God, can I be reincarnated?
God: Yes.
Devil: I don't want to be a devil anymore, I want to be all white like an angel and have a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood.
God: Well, you'll be reincarnated as a Lancet
12. A man came across God one day
God suddenly had the goodness to give the man a wish
God asked: What is your wish?
The man thought for a moment and said: I heard that cats have 9 lives, so please give me 9 lives!
God said: Your wish comes true!
One day, the man was bored,
and thought he would die, he had 9 lives anyway
and lay down on the railroad tracks,
and a train went by,
and the man died.
Why is that?
Because the train had 10 cars.
13. Xiao Ming owed 200,000 yuan to the underground money changer, Xiao Ming begged him to let him have a few more days,
The money changer said: "You must pay back tomorrow, or else ...... chop off 2 fingers;
The day after tomorrow, ...... In chopped 4; on the 3rd day then ......"
Small Ming: "Is it not necessary to pay back"
The money changer: "NO, by then you will become Tinkerbell."
14. There was a man who had a bad stomach. One day, he came to the gastric hospital to see the doctor, said to the doctor: "I eat what pull what, eat watermelon pull watermelon, eat cucumber pull cucumber!" The doctor thought about it and said to him: "I think you can only eat shit!"
15, three small animals in the forest chatting, piglet said: now popular with nicknames, you after you call me piglet piglet. Rabbit said: good, then I will be called little rabbit rabbit. Chicken face unhappy said: I still have something to do, first go
16, a person went to the hospital to see a doctor. The doctor said: you have to take a blood test. Urine. Test stool
After a while he came back to the doctor and said: I also swallowed blood. Urine also swallowed.
There were three people in a family called Bandit, Chopper and Trouble
One day, Trouble disappeared. The robber came to the police station with a cleaver, and said to the police: "Hello, I'm the robber, I brought a cleaver to look for trouble."
Hip-Hip and Haha are good friends, very good friends.
One day, Haha died. Hip-Hip was very sad, he went to Haha's grave and said, "Haha, you're dead."
On Monday, I got on the bus with nothing but the 1 dollar for the ride. I sat from the beginning to the end of the station, and I felt calm all the way. But when I got off the bus at the terminal, I found an extra note in my pants: "A grown-up goes out without a penny, shame on you.
Tuesday, I carried a broken wallet with 10 cents in it. When I got to the terminal, I realized the money was still there, and a note had been slipped into the wallet, "We are not beggars, please don't insult our profession,.... -- "
On Wednesday, I still tucked the broken wallet, which was filled with $100 in counterfeit bills. After arriving at the terminal, I found that the money was still there, and the wallet was stuffed with a note: "It is illegal to keep large-denomination counterfeit copies, so please consciously go to the relevant departments to turn them in. -- "
On Thursday, I picked up an envelope containing a stack of expired Straits Talent newspapers. When I arrived at the terminal, I found that the envelope was still there, and when I took out the newspaper, it had been replaced by the latest Straits Times, with a note: "This is the age of counseling, so keep up-to-date with the latest information in order to seize the opportunities and win success!
Friday, I put a toy cell phone in my coat pocket. When I arrived at the terminal, the phone was still there, with an extra note: "Please do not make this joke to affect the normal work of my company. -- "
On Saturday, I took a toy pistol and stuck it in my waistband. When I got to the terminal, I realized the gun was gone, and a note was shoved in the waist of my pants: "Most annoying to you robbers, no skill at all! Confiscation of the tools of the trade!
On Sunday, I was about to get on the bus, but it was too crowded. When I was waiting for the next bus, I touched my pocket and found an extra 20 bucks and a note: "Big brother, it's not easy to do our job all day long, here's to 20 bucks, you can take a cab wherever you want to go, and please don't fix us up again."
Three rats were bragging. One said, "I eat rat poison like candy, and I don't feel comfortable not eating it for a day." Another said, "I love to walk the streets twice a day or I can't sleep well." The third mouse said, "It's late, so I'll go home and hug my cat."
The couple divorced and fought for the child, the wife said: "The child came out of my stomach, of course, belong to me!" Husband said: "Joke! Simply nonsense. The money taken out of the cash machine can belong to the cash machine? It belongs to whoever inserted the card!
A mom told her little girl, "If someone is sexually harassing you, say "no" when you touch the top and "stop" when you touch the bottom!
The next day, the little girl was sexually molested and came back crying to her mom, who, after listening to the little girl's words, said angrily, "Did you say no to that person?
The little girl looked at her mom with innocent eyes and nodded her head, saying, "He touched me up and down, so I said, "Don't stop!
Ge Liang is a person who is well versed in the eight arts, and one of his specialties is ventriloquism. But this day Zhuge Liang is with Liu Bei in the tent deliberations, Zhuge Liang suddenly want to fart,
and afraid of being heard by Liu Bei, embarrassed. He had an idea, said: "Lord, in order to regulate the atmosphere, I learn woodpecker call to you how to listen?" Liu Bei nodded.
Geliang Zhuge Liang imitated the woodpecker called twice and took the opportunity to fart. Then asked, "How about it Lord? Did I learn to imitate?" Liu Bei said, "You learn it again, just
Just now you farted too loudly, I didn't hear it."
A elementary school student was particularly nervous about her first school recitation competition, and her teacher encouraged her for a long time, but her palms were still sweaty. Finally, it was her turn.
The elementary school student gritted her teeth and took a few steps to the center of the stage: "Teachers, classmates, I recite the title: Red Leaf Madness (Maple) ......" ~~-#￥**......
Or an elementary school student, to see the teacher point to read the composition of the classmates, especially envious, always looking forward to the teacher can also let their own read back. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that, but I'm sure I'll be able to.
"So-and-so, read your essay to everyone!"
The pupil stood up with a flourish: "My Teacher. Teacher, how much I am like your mom ......" : (
This time it was a poorly schooled host of a song and dance troupe.
A performance that was rushed on stage without proper preparation beforehand.
The performances went in order.
It was her turn to announce the curtain: "Friends of the audience, please listen to the calf (solo) flute playing ......" (Note: "calf" means "to curse" in Northeastern dialect.)
The audience poured out -#$-
My family used to plant green onions in pots in the winter to keep them fresh.
My sister saw it when she came home for New Year's Eve and said to my mom with delight, "Hey! Mom, this thick real onion ......"
My mom and I both fell down laughing.
There is a neighbor I call "Big Aunt" who rides her bicycle to work every day.
Early in the morning, I ran into her at the door, I smiled and politely said, "On the aunt ah, Taipan ......."
Bah! ...... I was dying to bite my tongue off.
A certain female classmate, one day looking at her shadow, suddenly turned her head to the person behind her and said, "Is my chest hair beautiful?"
Scared, and added: "Oh, I meant to ask if my eyebrows are fierce."
All rise! Play the flag, raise the national anthem...
Another line in the text, taken from a novel by a Russian author, was that all the houses here belonged to the lords (meaning the rich).
The result was that one of my male classmates read aloud: All the houses here belong to the lords. As soon as the words left his mouth, our language teacher asked him suspiciously: Where do all the old ladies live?
Electrical supplies held a joke-telling contest, and the rule was that every appliance had to tell a joke and make everyone in the audience laugh, or be taken to Aruba.
First up was the washing machine, and when he finished his joke, the whole audience laughed.
Suddenly the rice cooker is heard saying, "It's cold~~~"
So the washing machine is taken to Aruba.
The smartest computer was up next, and as soon as he finished his joke, all the appliances all doubled over in laughter.
Another rice cooker was heard saying, "It's cold~~~"
So! The computer is taken to Aruba, too.
The third one is the most humorous, Table Lamp. The table lamp told the joke with great confidence and everyone all rolled on the floor laughing.
The rice cooker added, "It's cold~~~"
Just as the table lamp was about to be taken to Aruba, the rice cooker stood up angrily, turned his head to the refrigerator sitting behind him and said, "I've had enough of this, just laugh, and don't open your mouth so wide, it's cold ugh! "
Electrical supplies held a joke-telling contest, with the stipulation that each appliance had to tell a joke and make everyone in the audience laugh, or be taken to Aruba.
First up was the washing machine, and when he finished his joke, the whole audience laughed.
Suddenly the rice cooker is heard saying, "It's cold~~~"
So the washing machine is taken to Aruba.
The smartest computer was up next, and as soon as he finished his joke, all the appliances all doubled over in laughter.
Another rice cooker was heard saying, "It's cold~~~"
So! The computer is taken to Aruba, too.
The third one is the most humorous, Table Lamp. The table lamp told the joke with great confidence and everyone all rolled on the floor laughing.
The rice cooker added, "It's cold~~~"
Just as the table lamp was about to be taken to Aruba, the rice cooker stood up angrily, turned his head to the refrigerator sitting behind him and said, "I've had enough of this, just laugh, and don't open your mouth so wide, it's cold ugh! "
Electrical supplies held a joke-telling contest, with the stipulation that each appliance had to tell a joke and make everyone in the audience laugh, or be taken to Aruba.
First up was the washing machine, and when he finished his joke, the whole audience laughed.
Suddenly the rice cooker is heard saying, "It's cold~~~"
So the washing machine is taken to Aruba.
The smartest computer was up next, and as soon as he finished his joke, all the appliances all doubled over in laughter.
Another rice cooker was heard saying, "It's cold~~~"
So! The computer is taken to Aruba, too.
The third one is the most humorous, Table Lamp. The table lamp told the joke with great confidence and everyone all rolled on the floor laughing.
The rice cooker added, "It's cold~~~"
Just as the table lamp was about to be taken to Aruba, the rice cooker stood up angrily, turned his head to the refrigerator sitting behind him and said, "I've had enough of this, just laugh, and don't open your mouth so wide, it's cold ugh! "
Ugly Child
A woman gets on a bus**** with a child in her arms. The driver took one look at the child and suddenly said, "I've never seen such an ugly child in my life!"
The exasperated woman went to the last row, sat down, and said to a man next to her, "This driver just insulted me!"
The man replied, "You hurry up and settle your score with him, I'll hold this ugly monkey for you! ......"
Speaking bad Mandarin jokes
1, the fish seller pulled his voice and shouted one after another, "Fish la, fish la." Next to a date seller, he yelled, "Fish, fish, fish." Fish." Fish." Fish." Fish." The more the fish seller heard, the more wrong, feel the date seller as if intentionally against him, so the two quarreled.
2, a township enterprise's factory director will go to Kobe, Japan, to visit, he can't even speak Mandarin, usually only speak dialect. So he let his subordinates to find an interpreter, the subordinates came back to report: "Japanese interpreters do not have a can understand the factory director of the vernacular". The factory manager said: "This is good, we will bring another teacher from the town, then ask him to translate our native language into Mandarin." The subordinate said, "It's not enough, when we get to Japan, we still have to ask someone to translate Japanese 'Mandarin' into Kobe's vernacular."
3, a very heavy dialect of the earth tone of the outsiders, in the city lost their way, see a gentleman lady came over, they greeted and asked: "rabbit (comrade), kiss (please) ......" Before the words were finished, the lady was so angry that her face turned red.
4, a southerner came to a snack bar in Beijing, said to the waitress: "sleep a night (dumplings a bowl) how much?" The waitress heard, the color changed, shrill: "rascal!" When the southerner heard this, he said, "Only 60 cents, cheap, come one night (bowl)."
5, there is a pair of farmers brother and sister with a crate pulling wheat to the market to sell, a southerner came to their brother and sister, asked: "Big brother, your little sister (wheat) how to sell ah?" The elder brother was so angry that his veins popped out on his forehead.
6, the cow old man in the loud hawking: "Sell moon cakes, four dollars ten." Many people went up to buy these "cheap" moon cakes, and only when they paid did they realize that the old man's moon cakes cost ten dollars for four.
7. The old people in the home for the elderly held a party on the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the host, Mrs. Wang, said, "Ladies and gentlemen, the show is about to begin, so please be quiet."
8, a northerner in a park in Guangzhou to ask where the "cable car", according to the answer to find, found the "men's room".
9, a couple of the first morning after the wedding, the family got up and washed their faces, the bride respectfully said to her mother-in-law: "mother-in-law, please die first (wash)." After saying this, the bride then said to the groom, "If your mother-in-law dies, will you die?" After a pause she added, "When both the mother-in-law and you die, I will die last." When the mother-in-law heard this, her face turned blue and she could not say a word. The bride added, "Why don't you die, mother-in-law?"
10, a Putian old lady selling sugar cane on the roadside, a bus stopped, the car a foreigner came to buy sugar cane in front of the old lady's stall, just weighed sugar cane, not yet paid, the car started. The old woman urged, "Hurry up, you money to me, I marry (cane) to you." The foreigner was so scared that he didn't even take the sugar cane and flew to the car.
11, a country girl came to the supermarket, the waiter warmly greeted: "Miss, what do you want?" The girl said, "I want your life (noodles), pigsun (bamboo shoots)."
12, Chunhua met a friend with his son shopping, busy to go up to greet, and praised: "This little wolf boy (boy) looks really cute."
13, a rural elementary school class, the teacher walked into the classroom: "Stand (on) class." The students said in unison: "old death (teacher) good!" The teacher said: "Spit blood (students), early death (on) good!"
14, two country girls back to the city, it is late, see a truck driving, they waved to the truck, the driver poked his head out, a girl said: "Comrade, we can do (sit) your wife (car) child?" The driver said in a bad humor, "Who wants you to be my wives." The other girl hurriedly said, "It doesn't matter, we are very close (轻)." The driver was so angry that he drove away, thinking, "Who's going to kiss you guys."
15, the village headman said at the villagers' meeting, "Rabbits, shrimps, pickles are too expensive, don't want soy sauce melon, want pig's feet." Translating his dialect into Mandarin is: comrades, villagers, the meeting is now in session, do not speak, pay attention.
When my friend and I first moved, we didn't have a TV at home, and the two of us were bored. We pretended that there was a TV on the table, and then the two pretended that there was a remote control in our hands and that we could change the channel. This son of a bitch kept changing the channel, and when I told him, he didn't listen, and then we got into a fight.
The teacher asked Ming a question in class and he stood up but didn't say anything.
Teacher: Xiao Ming?
Teacher: Xiao Ming
Teacher: Xiao Ming! What's wrong with you? Do you know the answer or not? At least tell me!
Ming: Squeak
Three bunnies pooped
The first was a long one.
The second is just a round ball.
The third one is actually triangular .
Asked, it replied, I pinched it with my hand.
Piggy is making out with Chang'e on the moon, suddenly a black shadow swept past, Piggy rushed to carry a nail rake
chased out, after a while back, said: damn, Yang Liwei ......
A man had a parrot, very powerful, and it was locked up with other birds were killed by it.
Then the owner got an eagle back and shelved it, and when the owner came in to see it, the parrot's fur was hanging outside the cage.
The master said, "This time not **** it."
But in a closer look, is the eagle died, the parrot naked and said, "This grandson is really powerful, do not take off the bare bladder but also really can not beat the Ya Ting."
"Have you ever heard the big pig said there, the little pig said no" joke General will answer no
Today in the Internet cafe to play CS, not far away from the two non-mainstream in the play Jin5, piling up the keyboard! I'm not happy about it!
So, I also began to press the keyboard! I pressed hard! I pressed harder! Faster than them! Louder than them!
They couldn't help but look over, and I glanced at them with contempt! They turned pale and glared at me! I glared right back!
They continued to play Power 5 with a grimace, but with more noise than me!
What would I do? So, I just slapped the keyboard with my palm! Slap it hard! I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it," he said.
These two guys stopped playing and started slapping the keyboard! The sound of the keyboard is more than I can handle!
How could I stop? I hit the keyboard with my fist right away! I'm going to hit it hard! Hit it hard!
The two men looked at each other and started hitting the keyboard too! The sound overtook me again! I don't give up! I ripped off the keyboard! I threw it to the ground! I stomped on it! I stomped on it!
The whole Internet cafe gave me the loudest applause! The two nerds were dumbfounded and didn't know what to do!
But, under my provocative gaze, they were also angry! They also ripped off the keyboard! I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good look at it, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get a good look at it. Then they also looked at me provocatively!
This time, the Internet cafe administrators will be surrounded by them! One of the administrators took a look at the keyboard that they had stomped on and slapped it in the face! Then the network administrators swarmed! The two non-professionals were beaten up!
In the end, the two non-mainstream lying on the ground, one of the non-mainstream pointing at me weakly asked: "You... How... Don't hit him?"
One of the webmasters kicked over: "He's a CS player, he brought his own keyboard!"
One day in the public **** bus, a woman in order to buy a ticket to leave the seat, and so she came back to find that their seats were occupied by another woman, so very reluctant, said aloud: laying eggs can not, occupy the nest is quite fast. The woman who was sitting on the seat heard this and stood up in a hurry, saying with a smile on her face: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry to have delayed you from laying your eggs," she said!
A man had a parrot that was so powerful that it killed all the other birds it was locked up with.
Then the owner got an eagle and put it in a cage, and when the owner came to look at it, the parrot's feathers were hanging outside the cage.
The master said, "This time not **** it."
But in a closer look, is the eagle died, the parrot naked and said, "This grandson is really powerful, do not take off the bare bladder but also really can not beat the Ya Ting."
A driver driving a van full of hens, while driving while teasing his parrot, a beautiful woman hitchhiking, the driver will put the parrot into the cargo box with the hens together, please beautiful woman sitting in the cab. After driving for a while, the driver tentatively asked the beauty: "Kiss it okay?" The beauty very shyly shook her head and said, "No." After a while, the driver asked again, "Can I have a hug?" The beauty still shook her head and said, "No." The driver said angrily, "If you can't, go down." After a while, the driver felt that his approach is very ungentlemanly, so he returned to the beautiful woman on the car, but after a while, the driver did not give up and asked: "Kiss it okay?" The beauty still shook her head, "Hug it okay?" The beauty still shook her head, "No, just go down." So repeated three times, finally arrived at the chicken farm, the driver opened the trunk, see the hens have been mu few, only to see the parrot lifted a hen and asked, "Beauty kiss it okay?" The hen desperately shook her head, and the parrot asked again, "Can a beautiful woman give you a hug?" The hen still shook her head. The parrot said, "If you can't, go down." The hen was thrown out of the car ......
The white rabbit was walking in the forest, met the big gray wolf came face to face, came up "snap" to the white rabbit two big ear stickers, said "I let you do not wear a hat". The little white rabbit is very aggrieved withdrew.
The next day, she wore a hat jumping out of the door, and encountered the big bad wolf, he came up to "pop" and gave the white rabbit two big mouth, said "I let you wear a hat."
The rabbit was depressed. After thinking about it for a long time, he finally decided to go to the king of the forest, the tiger, to complain.
After explaining the situation, the tiger said, "Okay, I know, I'll take care of it, trust the organization. On the same day, the tiger approached his buddy, the Big Bad Wolf. "You do not do it right ah, let the old me very difficult to do it." Said wiped the table floating down the cigarette ash: "Do you think this is okay huh? You can say, rabbit come here, find me a piece of meat to go! When she finds a fat one, you say you want a thin one. If she finds a thin one, you say you want a fat one. That way you can beat her up. Of course, you can say that too. Bunny, come here. Find me a woman. She finds a plump one, you say you like a slim one. If she finds a slim one, you say you like a plump one. You can beat her up in a reasonable and forceful manner." The big bad wolf nodded frequently, clapped his hands, and his respect for the tiger again rushed to a new peak. Unexpectedly, the above guidance was heard by the white rabbit who was weeding the tiger's house outside the window. The heart this hate ah.
The next day, the white rabbit went out again, how so coincidental, the big gray wolf walked on the face. The big bad wolf said, "Rabbit, come here, find me a piece of meat to go." The rabbit said, "Well, do you want a fat one, or a thin one?" When the Big Bad Wolf heard this, his heart sank and then rejoiced, and he said, "Luckily, there is an Option B. He added, "Rabbit, get me a woman neatly." The rabbit asked, "Well, do you like plump or slim?" The Big Bad Wolf was silent for 2 seconds, raised his hand and gave Rabbit two big ear posts even harder. "Shit, I told you not to wear a hat."
The white rabbit hopped over to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"
Boss: "Ah, I'm so sorry, there aren't that many"
"That's so..." The white rabbit hung his head and walked away.
The next day, the white rabbit hopped to the bakery, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"
Boss: "I'm sorry, I don't think so."
"That's right." The white rabbit went away again, downcast.
On the third day, the white rabbit hopped to the bakery, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"
The owner said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today!"
The white rabbit pulled out his money, "Great, I'll take two!"
A elementary school student, confessed to his long-time crush on his teacher, who said it was wrong, but he wouldn't listen. Finally, the teacher couldn't stand it and said, I don't want a small child. The elementary school student said, "I'll be careful!" .
A psychiatric hospital heard that the leadership to come to the hospital to inspect the situation, so the director called a meeting of the patients at the meeting,
Director said: "This afternoon, there is a very important leadership to come to visit, all of them have to go to the door to welcome. In the welcome
welcome time, all the patients stand in the hospital on both sides of the entrance, to stand neatly, when I cough, everyone together clapping
clap, the more enthusiastic the better; I stomped my feet must be all stopped, there can not be a mistake. To all do well,
This evening can give you all meat buns, as long as there is one person messed up, all the people have no buns to eat, remember
?" The patients on stage shouted together, "Remember!"
This afternoon, the leader arrived on time, when he stepped into the door, the welcome of the patients have stood in the doorway this
Then, with the director of the hospital coughed, all the patients applauded together to welcome, the atmosphere is very warm. The leaders who came to visit the hospital
were infected by the warm atmosphere, with a smile on their faces, and applauded together with everyone stepped into the hospital. Seeing the leader has entered the hospital
hospital, the dean stomped his foot, the applause stopped, very neat. Only this leader is still smiling while clapping
Applause a forward march, the dean felt very satisfied. Suddenly, from the welcoming crowd sprang out a strong as Schwarzenegger's sick
man, stride rushed to the front of the leader, whirled round to give him a big slap, angry and unusual roar - "you Ya don't want to eat buns?!!!"
There were three men, competing together in a marksmanship contest, with a black man holding something up as a target.
The first guy puts an apple on the black guy's head, and then at a distance of 10 meters, raises his hand and breaks the apple with a single shot, he blows the muzzle of his gun and says, I'm Zorro!
The second man put a cherry on the black man's head, then at a distance of 50 meters, raised his hand and with one shot broke the cherry, he blew out his muzzle and said, I'm007
The third man put a sesame seed on the black man's head, then at a distance of 100 meters, raised his hand and with one shot broke the black man's head, he also blew out his muzzle and said, I' m m sorry......
A scientist went to Antarctica and ran into a group of penguins. He asked one of them, "What do you do every day?" The penguin said, "Eat, sleep and play beanies."
Then he came across a little penguin, which was very cute, so he asked it, "Little friend, what do you do every day?" The little penguin said, "Eat and sleep." The scientist was stunned, and then asked, "Why don't you beanbag?"
The little penguin said, "Because I'm the beaner."
The most hilarious name in the country~~No laughing allowed!
According to the Ministry of Public Security's name search system, the nation's most hilarious people's names~~
Liu Yanyuan Lai Yuejing (still a man)
Fan Jian Ji Congliang Fan Tong
Xia Jianren Zhu Yiqun Qin Shousheng (thank you to his parents for thinking of him)
Pang Guang Du Qiyan Wei Shengjin
Jiaohou Gen Shen Jingbing Du Ziteng
First place in the list: Shi Zhenxiang
I recommend a few more classic Flash to the owner !
1, Bullying Miss 1860
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5, Piggy Classic Dialogue
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Chinese King of Humor:/
Hahaha Paradise; /
Bursting Laughter Mistakes
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Happy Man Jokes:
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New Wave Jokes:
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