First, love your parents, because they gave you life, but also love you love the most selfless people.

Second, live easy, anything to make a best and worst intentions.

Third, I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?

Fourth, do not hesitate to play a thousand gold sword, sable fur for wine can also be ho; a cavity of blood diligently cherish, sprinkle to be able to turn blue waves.

Fifth, counting the liver and gall bladder, not because of people hot. The first time I saw this is when I was in the middle of the night, and I was in the middle of the night. The heroes will be in the end of the road, when they are worn out.

Six, really miss the childhood ah, when it is hot, I can also be like a man bare bladder!

Seven, the stars hanging in the flat field, the moon surging river

Eight, fate is responsible for shuffling, but playing cards is our own!

Nine, all reactionaries are paper tigers!

Tenth, the ultimate happiness. Let me want to die to keep. Any time can not take away.

eleven, the sound of the piano moving martial arts sword in the hand

twelve, the king of Qin riding a tiger tour of the eight poles, the sword light in the sky from the blue

thirteen, meticulously life in the chaotic world, do not seek to be heard in the vassals.

xiv. Do not try to control others, do not ask others to understand you.

XV. You have the good sense to panic, how dare I have the good sense not to believe.

XVI, you give me a roll, hoof roll

XVII, Miss, I'm sorry, I'm not handsome. But not every woman has a chance.

XVIII, brother smoking, because it hurts lungs, not sad.

nineteen, especially able to suffer the five words, I thought about it, I did the first four

twenty, a game, a rule. Playing up, continue; playing up, out.

XXI, brother hair is not lonely, is spring; sister called is not lonely, is the bed.

Twenty-two, more books, good books.

Twenty-three, do not say you will not do! You are a person you will do!

Twenty-four, the roc one day with the wind up, rocking up 90,000 miles!

Twenty-five, BBK lighters, where will not point where.

Twenty-six, cucumber must shoot, life must be high.

XXVII, what is the class teacher: is a destroy your friendship, and then destroy your love, but also do not let go of your affection for people.

Twenty-eight, the old days of my God Chang, God against me called it death!

Twenty-nine, women are good at just make-up, while men are good at disguise.

Thirty, the woman is the China Merchants Bank, the man is the construction bank.

Thirty-one, the kettle is broken, the hundred and two Qin customs end belongs to Chu; lying down to taste the gall, three thousand Yuejia can swallow Wu

Thirty-two, happiness. The original is so simple. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that. I can see.

1, if the world betrayed you, I will stand behind you to betray the world.

2. Don't be so melodramatic, there is no one in the world who is not hurt.

3. You grow up, you're crazy, you're nostalgic, it's all about you.

4. That year, we met in the youth, but in the indifference of farewell.

5. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of the people blocking, only afraid of their own surrender.

6. Those memories you mentioned are not worth mentioning at all.

7. After insisting, the memory is nothing more than that.

8, I can tell you very confidently, he will be with you because you look like me.

9, don't be too light when you hurt me, be ruthless, I'm afraid I can't forget you, I'm more afraid I can't die.

10, if you start to miss me, remember, not my own to go, is your own loose hand.

11, it is not that I have changed, but I know; how others treat me, how I treat others.

12, never go to explain, understand your people do not need; do not understand your people, do not deserve to

13, can not stay things, throw it hard to the distance, not likely to hit what bounced back.

14, does not belong to me, I never want.

15, don't say to me forever, I can't live to that point.

16, if he said break up, I will never stay, not once.

17, you when I transparent, I will not when you are colored.

18, your man, sister designated not see, sister's man, you simply can not afford to play.

19, I believe that the end of love is finally you, no one can replace.

20, to put you on the heaven, can also hand you to hell.

21, any person, lost another person, will live as always.

22, pull the black you not I am unreasonable This is what you asked for.

23, to give you the biggest revenge, is to live happier than you.

24, life is too long, you are just a landscape!

25, like can have many people, but love is only one person.

26, money can solve the problem is not a problem.

27, in this world, no one deserves me to cry, because the people who deserve me to cry, will not let me cry.

28, some things are inherent and indelible.

29, if I am your passer-by, then I would rather be your guest.

30, as long as your heart is hard enough, there is nothing in this world that will make you sad.

31, I like you, I love you, off what you ah.

32, in order to avoid the sentimental parting, I like to say goodbye in advance.

33, I am very good, do not quarrel not boast, do not commission not sarcastic, and unnecessary for others to know.

34, there is no memory between us, why the memories.

35, others say you have changed, because you do not live according to his ideas.

36, charming woman, is to have sufficient willpower to resist the attack of men, but also have enough charm to block the retreat of men.

37, you pure, there is no stink in the world.

38, some things are not I do not care, but I care about what can be.

39, your betrayal, can achieve my splendor.

40, since you chose to go against me, do not turn back.

41, more I love you , but also can not withstand a sentence I marry you!

42, life is not a TV show, pretend to be pure to whom to see

43, some mistakes, committed once enough, and never commit a second time.

44, for me, belong to you, I do not give others.

45, Russia said, and no one will let Russia tears.

46, you can laugh and cry, do not have to be protected by others.

47, thank you once so not people you, at least did not ruin the second half of my life.

48, does not belong to me, I do not want. Not sincerely give me something, I don't care.

49, I am me, how do you see me neither need, nor necessary.

50, labor even if the bachelor, the same over the wind and water.

One, if everything becomes boring, I don't mind giving up halfway.

Secondly, it's not that I don't know how to act, I just don't want to waste my acting skills on you.

Third, if you think I'm very good at cheating, then please go ahead and I'll watch you perform.

Fourth, the bad days always have to boil their own like stinky socks always have to wash themselves.

Fifth, do not be curious about me love and friendship you do not deserve to be my enemy.

Six, don't try to guess what I look like, because the heart is dangerous, I have learned to change a thousand times.

Seven, simply do not care about things, why go back to explain.

VIII, some people say that love is like fishing, on the hook there is no need to waste bait.

Nine, girl your tears are golden beans, not everyone deserves to have.

Tenth, I'm a passerby you turn around and forget, why accompany you to the end of the world in the wasted years?

XI, brilliant moment who have, do not take a moment as permanent!

XII, always in the insomnia and drowsiness two poles wandering personality capricious and arrogant.

13. You have to be a snake in the heart in order not to be let down by anyone.

Fourteen, may the lonely people do not have to be strong, may the strong people always have a shoulder beside them.

XV, who love who some more in fact can not talk about owed the most is only a willingness to commit.

XVI, you want to go I will not force I do not have the luxury of your moment to stay.

Seventeen, don't use my past, to evaluate the present me, I have long been not the former me.

XVIII, I want love, not when you sympathy flooded to the mercy.

nineteen, people can not do to think differently, because the thought, experience, senses are not the same as I say the sea is very beautiful, but you say that many people have drowned.

XX, thanks to you now I smoke, drink and swear all kinds of bad.

Twenty-one, I have not been so weak that I can never stand up.

Twenty-two, the love invested in a person, risk; love invested in many people, dangerous.

Twenty-three, I this parking lot is too small to accommodate your permanent.

Twenty-four, a hundred people have a hundred me, I am a good person is also a bitch.

Twenty-five, the scum of the school have a kind of ambition: never review the exam.

Twenty-six, don't think a little special treatment is favor.

XXVII, and how I also own the day, can not say down on the fall!

Twenty-eight, the heart will be tired, no heart does not matter.

Twenty-nine, I adhere to my style, I live in my time.

Thirty, your home is wholesale Hyun Mai it, no wonder the guilty bitch simply can not stop.

Thirty-one, my heart is put you there, you still care about what I do with this person.

Thirty-two, I am not glass or crystal, will not let people easily see through.

Thirty-three, I want to get drunk and slap myself. Now there are four kinds of women are the most popular with men, they are, white rich beauty, short rich beauty, white poor beauty, short poor beauty~~

2, the legendary seven fairy, rotten women, house women, color women, dark women, road women, leftover women, gold defeat women, nymphomaniac women! Which one are you?

3, high school is enough money to spend, sleep is not enough to sleep, college is enough sleep money is not enough to spend, and now work well, money is not enough to spend sleep is not enough to sleep?

4. If you have only 12 seconds left in your life, what will you do? People's Bank President, seize the time to print money; Development and Reform Commission, I hope to adjust the price of oil once again; NBA superstar, 12 seconds, the end of the game is still early; China's basketball commentator, the last 12 seconds, the ball to Yao Ming; Liu Xiang, is not bragging, 12 seconds, I will be able to run through the 110-meter hurdles; Lei Zhengfu, I'm sorry, I still want to come to a time with Ms. Yang....

5, high handsome rich, 嫐! The first time I saw this, I was so mad at you! The first thing you need to do is to get rid of all the stuff that you have to do to get rid of it! Female loser, lowland swamp! Older female losers, useless. If you can read it, you can go to the wall!

6, kindergarten wants to go to elementary school. Because I heard that elementary schools do not need to nap. I want to go to junior high school. Because I heard that you don't have to sit with your hands behind your back. Middle school wants to go to high school. Because I heard that the high school teacher will not control the east and west. High school wants to go to college. Because I heard that there is a lot of free time in college. I want to work in college. Because I heard that I don't have to go to class at work. The first thing you need to do is to find out if you want to go to kindergarten.

7, this is the legendary car shock, please consciously grasp the rhythm, the rhythm is a big, two big, three big

8, the black driver drove a pair of white mothers and children, the child asked why the driver uncle's skin color and we are different? The mother replied, God in order to make the world colorful, created a different color of people. To the destination of the black driver insisted on not charging him, he said, hours had asked his mother the same question, his mother said that we are black people destined to be inferior if she changed to your answer today I will have different achievements.

9, and the annual breakup season, the home page fungus to remind you, New Year's Eve, frequent reunions, reunions reunions, break up a pair and a pair, those who are separated because of the vacation students must keep an eye on their own men / girlfriends!

10, the end of the QQ signature changed to, the boss sent me how many year-end awards, I wish the boss live how many days! The result is that the boss pulled me into the office to train for half a day. I went back to the workplace after thinking about it, the signature changed to the boss sent me how many year-end awards, I wish the boss live how many years! Since then nothing, send the year-end bonus day, I found a thousand dollars more in the red envelope! Practical technology post, learn

11, A, how, recently you two insisted on trying? B, these days we have been trying, but always not. A, or less than 1 minute on? B, hey ... Once is in, but only 12 seconds on A, then you two still look at the plane tickets.

12, I broke up with my boyfriend - why, you are not quite good - really can not stand him, is a hole to enter, Nima, last night to enter my nostrils - ah, so perverted, but this is not to break up ah - the point is that he actually went in, went in

13, 20xx wages really want to go up, the heart of the party even more, can give the child rewards, can let parents praise, see his wife dare to yell, meet friends dare to speak, want to taste the seafood bear paw, after the meal to buy a single dare to grab, idle time to shopping malls, and occasionally into the sauna, meet the beautiful itchy, dreaming of YaYa really cool results of the prices have risen, all the fucking think for nothing.

14, nowadays these days, the godfather did the husband's work, three did the work of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, the doctor did the butcher's work, the teacher did the businessman's work, the city management did the hooligan's work, artists did the writer's work, money did the legal work, microblogging did the media's work, the actress did the work of the three, the yellow light did the work of the red light, prison did the old age work, underwear did the work of the outside world, we did the work of the losers!

15, the long laborers live in the building, by the landlord to collect rent. One day, the housekeeper said to the landlord, the long workers have money in their hands in the past few years, they live in your house, pay rent every month is not cost-effective, anyway, they will always live, why not sell the house to them, a name called the sale of public housing, said that the house will always belong to them, they can be saved for a few years to recover the money. The landlord said, "What about the rent? The steward said, Collect it as usual, and give it a Japanese name and call it a property fee.

16, when I was a child, I saw the TV color demon grabbed the heroine to XXOO, eagerly looking forward to the male protagonist to come to the rescue of the hero; now see the same shot, eagerly looking forward to the male protagonist do not come out to mess up the years is an obscene knife.

17, when you sleep at night afraid, as long as the sides of the quilt folded inward, and then lift the foot of the bottom of the quilt folded in, the shoulders of the two stuffed tight, and then the sense of security burst! This is a single loser to do things, otherwise directly embrace the side of the person what things are gone (￣︶￣) ...

18, winter Beijing, in the roadside store randomly ordered a breakfast. A mouthful of hot drink down, as if the whole body cells are activated by the warm current, I can not help but praise, I did not expect you this store is small, coffee is quite unique! This is milk, sir, said the waiter patted the ash on the shoulder.

19, one day, the girl was drunk, the boy sent the girl home, opened the door, found that the situation is not right, the girl from the home to turn out the chess set up a good game, the boy read in 5 seconds, slammed the door, why! (The boy is red chess, red go).

20, for mom, we say the most words are, mom, where are my clothes? Mom, what are we going to have for dinner? Mom, can I go out? Mom, I'm hungry and for Dad, the most said words are Dad, where is my mom? We all have a good mom, love her and turn to her!

21, just now on the bus, suddenly heard behind the click click shake WeChat sound. The owner of the sudden evil thoughts, the phone into a mute also shake, a look at the avatar is the goods. So the owner sent a message to him, the poor road daily gossip. Today count you on the 9 bus, holding a brown purse, please get off as soon as possible, otherwise there will be a disaster of blood. Then the goods got off

22, the home toilet blocked, Dad turned around and went out, ten minutes later brought back three pounds of loach poured into the toilet, half an hour after the toilet unobstructed, well, things are like this, and from now on do not eat loach, resolutely do not eat.

23, leather factory closed down! Boss eating, drinking, whoring and gambling deficit of three hundred million, the boss ran away with his sister-in-law! Boss you are not people! Scum! Return my hard-earned money! Will not have a good end! There must be retribution! Last night, waiting for the car, across the repeated broadcast of this accusation, the word blood tears but also the word is round, thought it was what the content until the last sentence of the key to come out; originally all 200, 300 packages are now uniformly 20 processing alas, you have it there?

24, the night to the dead call, "Hey, your mom forced you to do it? "The phone came the fucking voice," I forced him to write homework. "

25, the professor asked, if you have dinner with the woman you love, you have to go to the bathroom, how to say it is decent? Governor, I'm going to take a leak. Professor, That's not very polite. Mayor, I'm going to the restroom, I'll be right back. Professor, that's fine. The governor says, "Please wait a moment, I'm going to shake hands with a brother, and I hope to have the opportunity to introduce him to you tonight as well. The professor exclaimed, "It is evident that the bigger the official, the higher the level of the leading cadres.

26, moncler outlet store to the city to see the dentist. As soon as moncler outlet store the doctor said he wanted to play anesthesia, he immediately took out his wallet in a hurry. The dentist said, "Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry! I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it! Q, unintelligent. r, stupid. s, crazy.

28, in the legal market for human organs, corneas are $ 24,400 a piece; hearts are worth $ 997,700; livers cost $ 557,100; kidneys, $ 62,000 in China, $ 262,900 in the United States. If you have no disease, no pain, no damage to internal organs, you are already a millionaire. So ah, don't be too hard to make money, don't go through with the body.

29, remember when I was a child, and children play hide and seek, until the children are well hidden, I went home to eat.

30, the subway a few girls playing truth or dare, I let my companion to join them, instructed him to let a girl kiss me after winning. The first round he lost, the girls let him kiss me, willing to bet, he kissed me on the face. After going back to continue the game and losing again, and being asked to kiss me several times, I finally couldn't take it anymore and quickly rushed out of the subway when it arrived. Looking back, he was taking out money and distributing it to the girls one by one in the carriage. Which part is wrong?

31, now the hospital ultrasound are not to see the child gender that day with his girlfriend to the hospital in front of a pregnant woman just finished ultrasound to see the doctor ready to leave, before leaving the pregnant woman and the doctor said, doctor ah now baby clothes discounts ah I want to buy early cost-effective! You said I was to buy black cooler or buy pink cute a little bit of clothing good doctor smile black good-looking this is also a kind of learning ah, learning

32, the first line, a project two computers three boxed lunches only for four thousand wages to get five dirty six godless still seven o'clock to get up at eight o'clock to meet to deal with the nine loopholes is very hard; the second line, ten years of coding nine years of overtime eight face of the light is not busy with the smoke of the seven orifices! At the end of the six parents do not recognize the five body still limbs are still weak three more shifts only for two stinking money a lifetime of loneliness; cross-checks, bitter programmers.

33, CCTV one set, we are happy, you envy; two sets, we love to tell cold jokes; three sets, see the song and dance, want to people's livelihood and democracy; four sets, Japan and South Korea, Hong Kong and Macao obedience; five sets, the big ball to see the world, the small ball to see China; six sets, the movie is free to see, every day, the war; the central set of seven sets, the troops mighty, the peasants are not bitter; eight sets, no good domestic film, only broadcast the new Thailand and South Korea; Opera Channel, You have to listen to Peking Opera, because you have no choice.

34, the first day, the white rabbit went fishing, nothing. The second day, it went fishing again, or so. On the third day it just arrived, a big fish jumped out of the river and screamed, If you dare to use carrots as bait again, I'll flatten you. You give what you want to give, not what the other person wants, living in your own world of giving, not worth it!

35, see a classmate signature wrote, from childhood, the state has educated me, waste batteries do not throw. Nima I have 22, the state did not tell me where to throw in the end!

36, to the text message is 10086, to the phone is to call the credit card, knocking on the door is to check the water meter, ringing QQ on the line beep but jumped out of the news window, clicked on the unread mail is the mailbox to add a new function, microblogging finally jumped out of the top of the new comment to open is to ask for each other powder. Despite this feeling of silent loss, however, we are still looking forward to... Not?

37, suddenly found that, like our elders, under the juniors, single and unmarried children home for New Year's Eve, is to be on the hall, down to the kitchen, go to the relatives, see the classmates, stand up to praise, can stand the pressure, check out the homework, repair the toys, collected the room, the whole of a good electrical appliances Nima how do I feel that I'm an almighty Transformers!

38, a DUI driver was stopped by the traffic police. In the moment he got out of the car, the buddy copied the bottle of Wuliangye, a Yang neck and drank half a bottle. Then drink and say, I'm not drinking and driving, I'm driving after drinking. Now I drink, can not drive, or to detain 6 months. My car is parked here, you can write a ticket for illegal parking, or towed away. I'll take a taxi and leave, and come back tomorrow to pick up the car. Traffic police were at a loss ...... ~

39, from elementary school to university I went to school for 12 years, I believe I sing 12 years of songs, can become the new star of the Chinese music world; practicing 12 years of sports, I will become a national health; playing 12 years of e-sports, I will enter the WCG; playing 12 years of piano, will become a teenager Lang Lang; playing 12 years of basketball, is the top of the high school level players; but I damned 12 years of learning! study, I'm not even a piece of shit.

40, from work to take the bus home, passing a stop sign, turned back to see a MM vigorously run towards the direction of the bus, but the car has been gorgeous start, so the heroes to save the beauty of the rivers and lakes of the plot instantly emerges, I shouted impassioned, master parking! In all the people brushed to me when I saw the MM on someone else's car, so I got off the bus in the crowd's expectant eyes

41, sometimes, we are like fish in a fishbowl, want to say a lot of words, an open mouth into a string of ellipses 。。。。。。 In the end, they all silently stay in the heart.

42, the police caught the terrorist, tortured, dead or alive. Finally, the police took the terrorist to a warm bedroom, covered with a warm quilt. Comfortably let him sleep until 7:30 in the morning, suddenly open the window. A cold wind blew in and the alarm clock went off. The terrorist cried and shouted, I'll say anything, anything! Let me sleep five more minutes, just five minutes!

43, blind date bitter, blind date tired, phase half a day not match. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for the services you need. The parents are with them, the family is with them, and they are frowning at each other. Some say it's bad, some say it's good, and some say it's not good until they're old enough. Ask your family, ask your age, it's not possible to work at home. I'm annoyed, I'm smiling, I'm shocked when I see the other side. Pick the height, pick the fat, pick the thin, like buying pork in the market. Look at the five senses, look at the face, slow response is not negotiable

44, a pregnant woman in labor pain, the doctor recommended to his husband the latest high-tech products DNA pain converter, the newborn can be brought to the mother's pain, and quickly transferred to the biological father. The husband agreed. Three o'clock in the afternoon, easy and smooth production, the husband but all pain, the doctor was very surprised. On the same day, the wife's unit came the bad news, a handful of inexplicable severe pain throughout the body, induced myocardial infarction, at three o'clock in the afternoon sudden death in the office.

45, do not confuse my personality and attitude, my personality is derived from who I am, and my attitude depends on who you are.

46, a countryside man crossing the bridge even with a small four-wheeled tractor planted into the river. In the blink of an eye, the Hanzi Zha a jolt out of the water, others will pull him up. On the shore of the man but laughed. People thought he was scared crazy, asked: laugh what? Laugh what? Han asked, I'm still alive, skin and hair are not hurt, not worth laughing? Psychologically sound people can find reasons to be happy, no matter how much misfortune, but you are still alive, alive to do a lot of things.

47, in the microblogging mix for a long time, I often pose in real life than others know more dead like, they talk about the news I already know, said the network word I'm tired of saying, told jokes I'm not laughing, gossip star thing is not as much as I know. The first time I saw them, I was so happy to see them, and I was so happy to see them, and I was so happy to see them, and I was so happy to see them. I'm really not pretending to be a bully, you know.

48, the first time to London, the first time to meet the fog, she lost, glasses are off. At this time, I heard a soft Mandarin ringing in my ears, lost, right? Where do you want to go? I'll take you. The man led her around the corner and soon reached her destination. Before parting, looking at his face blurred in the fog, she asked curiously, you are blind? He smiled and replied, No, I'm from Beijing.

49, McDull said, unhappy sleep, let it pass. It's okay to be sad, it's not good to hurt your stomach. McDull said, to know how to cherish the guardian, everyone around, because the previous life to break the neck of the look back, we have exchanged for the encounter in this life! McDull said, there are things to say, do not wait for the other side to comprehend, because the other side is not you, do not know what you want, wait until the end can only be sadness and disappointment, especially feelings.

50, the first time I heard of condoms in the wallet is to attract wealth because of the loaded essence (gold) Well! Ha ha ha ha turn back everyone do not forget to load TT in the wallet ha can also be a precautionary

51, yesterday's back is not comfortable, shopping drugstores want to buy two plasters, walked to the birth control supplies, saw a Durex with particles, said to increase the female pleasure, publicity is very tempting, I did not use, bought a box to try to call his girlfriend to tell her, she blurted out, don't buy that, the fooling of the people a little bit no matter how useful! I don't know! ~ How do I feel which is not right