Classic McDull Quotes (1) My volunteer, is to be a school principal Every day after collecting the students' tuition fees, I will go to eat hot pot, today is spicy hot pot, tomorrow will eat pickled fish hot pot, the day after tomorrow will eat pig bone hot pot, Chen teacher straight to praise me McDull, you have finally found the true meaning of life ~~ (2) Today to do 50 pushups. Let's do 50 push-ups today. （When you come to McDonald's in the New Year, you get a free red packet if you eat or drink at least $19, so it's a gift! Please eat our McMac Presentation Package, more McMac McDouble gift big big ~~~ portions, come to McDonald's, **** degree of good times! La-la-la-la-ba-ba! (D) McDull: Please, thick noodles with fish eggs! Boss: No more thick noodles. McDull: That's right. Let's have a bowl of rice noodles with fish eggs. Boss: No more fish eggs. McDull: That's it. Boss: No more noodles. McDull: Fish ball and oil noodles then. Boss: No more fish ball. McDull: What's wrong with all of them? Then how about squid balls and thick noodles? Boss: No thick noodles. McDull: No again? Then how about a bowl of fishballs? Boss: No fishballs. Deba: McDull, the fishballs and noodles are all sold out, that is, all the fishballs and noodle combinations are gone. McDull: Oh, there's none of those combinations, is there? Boss: No more fish eggs McDull: What about the noodles? (5) Once upon a time, there was a child who lied, and one day he died. Once upon a time, there was a child who studied hard, and when he grew up, he became rich. Once upon a time, there was a child who was ungrateful, and one day he sprained his foot. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to bed early, and woke up late, and the next day, he died. Hip knots are strength. A pig still has a piggy bank. Meat is not a cake until it's cut. There's a time to be brave, and a time to be a tart. Let's smell the chicken and start chopsticks! （McDull: MAY, do you need to wear pants when you play the role of a pillar of society? MAY: Of course I do. Who wouldn't wear pants as a pillar of society? McDull (shocked): Oh, no, I only have one pair of swimming trunks. AMAY: Then you can play lifeguard. Lifeguards are also pillars of society. McDull: As well? But I'm afraid of dying. MAY, sometimes, when those pillars of society want to stink, will they take off their pants? MAY: Of course they do. McDull: Oh, that's good. I can play the role of a pillar of society who wants to stink. MAY: They want you to play a pillar of society, why do you want to stink? McDull: Let me ask, if that pillar of society really wants to stink, is that still a pillar of society? MAY: That's right. McDull: That's more like it. If that pillar of society eats too much, burps and farts, is he still a pillar of society? MAY: Sort of. McDull: If that pillar of society has mouth sores and pimples, eats too much and develops athlete's foot, is he still considered a pillar of society? A MAY: Where do you get off asking so many questions? McDull: Oh, I'm afraid I won't be a pillar of society when I grow up. AMAY: What's there to be afraid of? If you study hard, you'll definitely become a pillar of society. McDull: Study hard? I don't think I'm going to be able to do that, but I think I'm going to be able to do that.