Classic short sentences of playful humor

Classic short sentences of playful humor, in our daily life can often see many aspects of the sentence, there are some more classic sentences are also so that a lot of us can understand the meaning of the relevant, the following classic short sentences of playful humor.

Classic playful humor short sentence 1

1, life is like apprehension, no accurate lyrics, but thrilling.

2, to be down-to-earth, don't always think of pie in the sky, or look at the ground there is no money to pick up more reliable ah.

3, people do some good things always want to let the ghosts and gods know, do some bad things always think that the ghosts and gods do not know, we are too let the ghosts difficult.

4, the car to the night, even if the mountain in front of the demolition of the car to sell wheels.

5, life in the world, the first to be laughed at by others, and then go to laugh at others, and then laughed at the nine springs.

6, said together to the white head, you secretly baked oil.

7, will not necessarily be acting actors, will be installed must be grandchildren.

8, why a book, sleepy? Because the book, is the place where the dream begins.

9, people do not offend me, I do not offend; if people offend me, courtesy of three; people offend me again, I also a needle; people also offend me, cut off the roots.

10, life is like angry birds, when you fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.

11, this summer is out of the oven, walking is spicy hot, sit down is a teppanyaki, or don't rain, rain into the boiled fish.

12, since the person tanned, face looks good, teeth white, drink are not red.

13, if there is a future life, I want to be a quilt, not lying in bed is in the sun!

14, those who can't get past the hurdles, it's not because your legs are short!

15. Originally, I wanted to eat my sorrows one bite at a time, but I didn't expect to become fat one bite at a time.

16, beef noodles in the beef do not complain, wife cake is not also no wife?

17, as the saying goes: you laugh, the whole world with you laugh; you cry, the whole world only you a person to cry.

18, do not open their wounds to others to see, the world is more than not the physician, more than salt people.

19, the face is something outside the body, may want to do not want, money is a necessary thing, have to be.

20, pay the cell phone bill, only to know, originally my words so valuable.

21, do not argue with people without quality, because it is like wrestling with a pig, winning is not honorable, losing is more embarrassing.

22, people, should be like "people", always up and feet on the ground.

23, heart and mind more, and you play less people; heart and mind less, play you more people!

24, the first line: the food, the drink, something don't put aside in the heart. The next line: bubble bath, look at the table, comfortable one second is a second. The horizontal character: can not live in vain!

Classic playful humor short sentence 2

1, embarrassed, wearing a mask hat to buy a snack, or be recognized: what do beautiful people eat?

2, nothing do not find me, something more do not have to find me!

3, I sincerely want to make money into my hobby.

4, your short is lifelong, my fat is temporary.

5, every winter, outside the bed are far away, the hand can not reach the place is his country, on a toilet is a business trip, on a shift is abroad.

6, get up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleep again.

7, I myself test scores again bad are my pro-life, I do not mind!

8, when the food is quite good, eat eat what have forgotten.

9, put the value of low, let yourself live a little easier, happy to spend every day.

10, if I am riding a horse you can call me a horseman, if I am driving you can call me a car driver, then if I am the management of the account you should call me what ah.

11, parents said that school must not fall in love, said as if someone will look at me.

12, do not say that others are sick in the head, the premise of sick in the head is that there must be a brain.

13, a long time no see, do not know you ugly into what kind of.

14, although I have no books, no notes, no classes, no review, but I have a heart that does not want to fail.

15, I found that whenever the test, I have a superpower called success to avoid all the correct answers.

16, my dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, this life is the most happy is the time with you.

17, if you are willing to peel my heart layer by layer, you will go to jail, I tell you.

18, the most hate those with me to say "why do you give up treatment" nonsense, make me as if there is still salvation.

19, killed me also do not say, you have not made a beauty trick!

20, I seem to be allergic to paper, every time I do homework is difficult.

21, two couples are chatting. Female asked: dear, others say that women in love will become stupid, do you think I'm stupid? Male deep love: fool, you really stupid, how can I think you stupid.

22, if the class can not close their eyes, whether they can still support the face.

23, if you have suffered a loss, do not drink water, or you will become dirty.

24, in the school made a mistake teacher let the parents to come, I said parents are not in uncle can? The teacher said OK. The next day, I put my three-year-old brother-in-law on my back and embarked on the road of no return.

25, I know you did not take me as a number, in fact, I pressure and did not put you in the eyes of the past.

26, if there is a future life, I hope I will not be so handsome (beautiful), ordinary point good.

27, the destruction of friendship in many ways, the most thorough one is to borrow money.

28, you have your face value, I have my shorts, not very short, but cool.

29, there are lovers eventually become buckle meat, lover's eyes out of the pig's pocket. If the two love is long time, and not in the pig pork meat. In the sky would like to be a bird with wings, in the ground would like to be a pig with a tail.

30, winter ', do not want to go to class so that the roommate help leave, the next day I heat stroke news spread all over the campus.

31, if you shed tears, I would like to be the handkerchief in your hand; if you wake up, I would like to be the eye droppings in your eyes; if you die of heat, I would like to be the only cloth left on your body three feet.

32, don't bet on tomorrow with your youth, there is no tomorrow if you lose.

33, we can not extend the length of life, but can broaden the width of life. Meaning: we can't grow taller, but we can grow infinitely fatter.

34, I'm fat before you look thin ah, lest I thin when you look ugly.

35, if the fat can be sold for money, it is estimated that I have long been on the Forbes rich list.

36, I hope that everyone is sensible to chase the star, do not boil bad body for me.

37, the typhoon came, please close the doors and windows, in case I was blown to your home, I will not go.

38, one day you will meet a good girl, she does not want your house, do not want your car, not to mention your diamonds and your money, of course she does not want you!

39, the circle of friends to send selfies do not go too far, we have all met.

40, smell my malice? Give you only socks to feel it.

41, the salary is like a great aunt, once a month, a week or so is gone.

42, I didn't know you before, I really didn't realize that I have the problem of judging people by their appearance.

43, there are two things in the world will lie on the glass, one is the gecko, one is the class teacher.

44, the most wonderful thing in the world, no better than eating meat. Never betrayal, never cheating, eat a pound, long a pound, always so sincere to each other.

45, math teacher led us to swim in the sea of learning, he went ashore, we drowned.

46, your mom gave birth to you so beautiful, not for you to be spoiled, is for you to spoil others.

47, you said that I am short, joke, you are the one who can never lift his head in front of me.

48, every month there are always so many Mao Grandpa, his face from red to green, from green to yellow, then blue, then purple, then green, and finally away from me.

49, because the morning and the nest break up, now the nest is very cold to me.

50, life's greatest pain is through the storm did not see the rainbow, the result is a cold.

51, you really don't look down on fat people, thin down a piece of a piece of death.

52, please do not call me a house man, please call me closed lock. Please do not call me a housewife, please call me Mrs. Curie.

53, give me a chance to day dog, I will not hesitate to pounce on you.

54, love you love to the sea withered! You have to be able to see your face from night to day! I'm not going to be able to do that, but I'm going to be able to do it! I will never regret it! The first word of each sentence is read together!

55, Sister never say human words, Sister has always said is a myth.

56, during the New Year don't send me any holiday blessings, a red envelope can let me feel your sincerity.

57, violence can not solve the problem, but can be relieved.

58, you do not like me, this is a disease, have to cure, must be cured.

59, eyebrow less people can not do friends, take a picture do not allow whitening, because a whitening her eyebrows are gone.

60, think of the years, I was also a seed of infatuation, but hit the field of thunder, split dead.

61, daze this thing, if you do a good job is called deep. If you do not do well, it is very likely to fall asleep.

62, there are a lot of things you can't think of at the time, don't worry, after a period of time you think again, you can't think of it.

Classic Playful Humor Short Sentences 3

Classic Humor Short Sentences Selected

1, every time the temporary clasp of the Buddha, Buddha always give me a foot.

2, tomorrow and tomorrow, tomorrow how much! Since there are so many, might as well procrastinate.

3, the old man can not hit the child can not hit the woman can not hit the man to the death.

4, look at the sky of the girl is lonely, look at the sky of the boy is looking for UFO!

5, your complex features, can not hide your simple intelligence.

6, each woman can only loli so two years, and each man can, uncle a long, long time.

7, you don't even know Yao Ming, how can I play soccer with you? You are funny.

8, the poor monk from the Eastern Land of the Great Tang came, specially to go to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and seek relatives.

9, you calm because you are not afraid to die, I am more calm than you because I am not afraid of your death.

10, so what, give me a good economic grave.

11, you don't look at me like I don't have a brain, in fact, I am not happy.

12, there is no health insurance and life insurance, do not be brave after dark.

13, you'd better let me kneel rubbing boards, kneeling electric heating is in the unbearable ah!

14, even if I'm small, but when I try to live for myself, I'm still great, I just don't know the great size...

15, I didn't know you before, I didn't realize that I had the problem of judging people by their appearance.

Classic Humor Short Sentence Collection

1, intend to get a haircut, fling bangs flinging my neck is broken.

2, my principle is: people do not offend me, I do not offend; if people offend me, I will be angry!

3, what are rising prices, is that people are more and more cheap.

4, you're happy because I'm happy, I'm happy because you're happy, I'm sad because you're thin, I'm thin because you're sick, I'm smiling because you're strong, I'm rich because I sold you ...... pig ah!

5, "37 Girls' Day", this idea is good, one day after the "38 Women's Day"

6, failure does not mean that you wasted time and life, failure shows that you have a reason to start again.

7, rather than sacrifice the last Chinese virgin, never stay!

8, said together to the white head, but you secretly baked oil.

9, losers can see the beloved goddess of that personality like Hanzi, it is because the goddess she simply do not hang you, not rare you.

10, men love to fuck, women love money! Men talk about love with a clear conscience, women closed their eyes and pretended to orgasm! In fact, life is not easy, all TM rely on acting!

11, you want to think I'm fat on the explicit, don't beat around the bush saying what "you walk really step by step"!

12, geeks, as long as a power outage, will degenerate into cavemen.

13, the fly on the crown, not more noble than the fly in the toilet.

14, the girl is valuable, the price is higher, if there is a rich woman, both can be thrown.

15, I have only two things in my life will not: this will not, that will not.