Son asked the fly mother: Why do we eat poop every day ah
Fly mother said angrily: Do not say such disgusting words when eating, eat while hot!
2, a college student was captured by the enemy, the enemy tied him to a telephone pole, and then asked him: say, where are you from? If you don't say, you will be electrocuted! The college student answered the enemy back, and was electrocuted to death, he said: I'm from the University of Electricity!
3, two dumplings married, send off the guests after the groom returned to the bedroom, but found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was shocked, busy asking where the bride? Meatballs shyly said: hate, people take off their clothes you do not recognize it!
4, four mice bragging: A: I take rat poison as sugar every day; B: I do not step on the mouse folder feet itchy; C: I do not every day but a few times the street is not down to earth; D: time is not early, go home and hold the cat to go to the cuddle
5, a night, a nude man called a cab, the female driver stared at him, the nude man was furious, roared: you fucking have not seen the nude man ah! Female drivers also angry: I see where you fucking money from!
6, you there is no TV ah? Now quickly watch the central one Zhao Benshan was bombed to death, police, police blockade of the northeast, 19 people dead, 11 people missing, 1 person was fooled!
7, a drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracted passers-by to watch, a pol, police over: what happened? Drunkard: I'm not sure, I also just arrived
8, a shy boy finally summoned the courage to ask his beloved girl: what kind of boy do you like? The girl said: the fate of the. The boy asked again or the same, he had to say sadly: head a little flat can not?
9, wolf cubs from birth to eat vegetarian. The wolf parents racked their brains to train the wolf cubs to hunt. Finally, one day, the wolf parents were pleased to see their son chasing after a rabbit. The wolf cub grabbed the rabbit and said with a fierce look: "Kid, hand over the carrots! Hand over the carrot