2.? Under the moon, the old man's brain is active, and the new fashion elements are specially added to the Qixi gift, which makes China mm smarter!
3.? Hire two children on Chinese Valentine's Day. When you meet a man, call dad. When you meet a woman, call mom. If you can split a pair, it's a pair.
4.? In previous years, Cowherd and Weaver Girl met at the Magpie Bridge on Tanabata. Today, magpies came to Tianhe to queue up. After waiting for a long time, they never saw Niu Ge's seventh sister. Starlings came panting to inform you that now the development speed of science and technology has doubled, and it is no longer necessary to meet at the Magpie Bridge. At this time, they are chatting with each other on the computer.
5.? Tanabata looked up at the blue sky, and the magpies both arched the magpie bridge. Do you know that every family is eager for the autumn moon? Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!
6.? Today, I'm going to meet each other's parents on Tanabata. I'm so nervous. After all, I beat his son first.
7.? Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can stand drying up, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive a text message, but you did it; Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.
8.? My love bird, my Chinese Valentine's Day!
9.? Tanabata has no limit!
10.? My room is full of Valentine's Day gifts. I'm not Gao Fushuai, I'm just a lazy courier.
1 1.? If I can, I would rather be a child, standing in front of you with empty hands and expecting your pity; If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.
12.? God is fair to everyone. Since he let you spend Singles' Day, he won't let you spend Chinese Valentine's Day.
13.? Valentine's Day is celebrated by lovers, and Di Renjie is celebrated by enemies.
14.? Tanabata, love forever!
15.? Effectively remove loneliness and bring you good memories! Sweet night, Chinese Valentine's Day!
16.? My love bird, my Chinese Valentine's Day!
17.? Tanabata is coming, and I send you a seven-color flower: red is auspicious, blue is wishful thinking, green is vitality, yellow is lucky, orange is sweet, pink is happy, and purple is happiness. May your love be sweet and you have a colorful life!
18.? The magpie bridge flies north and south, and you and I have a good time, my baby, I miss you! !
19.? Tanabata continues to be sweet with lovers, but those without lovers should not be discouraged, redouble their efforts with goals, continue to search without goals, want romantic candlelight dinners, and really get together under the moon. Yue Lao sends you a low-key message, keep it secret!
20.? We don't have a date on Valentine's Day, and we don't have a confession on April Fool's Day. It's better to have someone to worship in Tomb-Sweeping Day.
Funny and interesting sentences related to Tanabata are sent to friends circle 2 2 1. I want to play Lianliankan for one day on Tanabata, and eliminate one pair after another, the more the better!
22.? As tender as water, the ritual is like a dream. On July 7th, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet at the Magpie Bridge, and China's lover calls it a festival, which lasts forever.
23.? If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me. If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, it will be mine in the next life.
24.? See the couple kissing on the magpie bridge? That's us tonight!
25.? Chinese Valentine's Day, I count on my fingers. If nothing happens, it has nothing to do with me.
26.? Tanabata is really good, and it is really good to be good to everyone.
27.? Valentine's Day on July 7th is coming. Do you know what gift I want? I really want to be your mobile phone, carry it in your arms, hold it in your hands, look it in your eyes and remember it in your heart. In this way, we will all have a happy Valentine's Day on July 7th _
28.? Yesterday, someone asked me if I was alone on Tanabata. Nonsense, it's not a person. Is it a dog? It's true now that I think about it.
29.? Love you for ten thousand years! Love you for five thousand years is hopeless! Loving you for a thousand years is ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years is too long! Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, this is my strength.
30.? Valentine's day is coming, so I have nothing to send, so I will send a pair of couplets. The first part: looking at each other coldly; Downlink: bow your head and be a bachelor; Horizontal batch: Long live the bachelor! I wish you a happy Valentine's Day.
3 1.? Dragonflies fly, butterflies chase, and troubles lock up a lot. Looking at the flying geese, I hope people will return, and I will know that I have drunk many cups. Live and die together, and let go of each other. The clouds chase the moon and the wind blows the willows. May my beloved you be happy.
32.? A: What if Chinese Valentine's Day has no lover? B: There are no dead people in Tomb-Sweeping Day's house. How many more do you have to kill?
33.? Tanabata is coming, send you a bunch of lilies and give you a splendid life; Send you a bunch of roses, make your life romantic; Send you a warm blue sky and bring you a lifetime of warmth, brilliance and dreams!
34.? Now, when I wake up every day, I see your sunny smile on my mobile phone. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.
35.? I am your little dog, and you are my little bone. Even if I fall into the gutter, I will pick it up and walk with it.
36.? Valentine's day is coming, so I have nothing to send, so I will send a pair of couplets. The first part: looking at each other coldly; Downlink: bow your head and be a bachelor; Horizontal batch: Long live the bachelor! I wish you a happy Valentine's Day.
37.? "How do you spend this Tanabata?" "Laugh it off, of course."
38.? Uncle Beaver, why are your teeth so good? Because I have been to Chinese Valentine's Day!
39.? Man's Day wish: Be a koala and sleep on a big eucalyptus tree. I am a koala and you are a eucalyptus tree. Amen! ! Stick to you all my life, love you and need you! ! !
40.? Tanabata, anything is possible!
Funny and interesting sentences related to Tanabata are sent to friends circle 3 4 1.? Why it's Tanabata again? Why do I have a girlfriend again? I just want to be alone. Why is it so difficult?
42.? Every year on Tanabata, you are all celebrating Tanabata, while I am drinking 7-up.
43.? I haven't seen you for a long time, but I always keep your motto in mind: steamed bread is valuable, steamed buns are more expensive, and if there are ribs, you can throw them both. Lovely bad friends, Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!
44.? Your hesitation period has expired. Don't be half-hearted! From today on, only gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, not hate; Only laugh, don't cry.
45.? I met you among thousands of people, and I met you in thousands of years. I caught up with you without a step earlier or a step later, but I asked you gently, "Hello! Pig head! Can you be my girlfriend? "
46.? On Tanabata, we should do something nice to break up notes with chocolate in the supermarket.
47.? You drag, you drag, you are Zhu Bajie reborn, except for a whole body of meat, you didn't bring the rest, and no one has buried you when you die. Happy Valentine's Day!
48.? Exile my happiness, block my smile, freeze my laughter and destroy my tenderness. As long as you don't give me an instruction to forgive me, my life will only be lonely. Forgive me, I am so infatuated!
49.? Without you, the color is single, without you, the food is tasteless, without you, I am hollow!
50.? Rose, yours; Chocolate, yours; Diamond ring, yours; You, my `.
5 1.? Tanabata, Tanabata, laughter, happiness, sweetness, affection, romance, happiness, beauty, blessings, Tanabata is coming, I wish my dear friends the fire of love will never go out!
52.? Dear, help me, my brain terminal is infected by acacia virus, the emotional sector is formatted, and all files are renamed as "I love you"
53.? It's Tanabata now, and it contains a lot of gold. It's convenient to pass it five times at a time! Look at me, I have passed five times in one breath, and it's not hard! Since the festival, my waist is not sour, my legs are not soft, and love is strong!
54.? Busy? that's OK I just want to tell you in a way that doesn't bother you: I am thinking of you. I hope that when you receive my message, your mouth is smiling. Let your friends around you know that you are happy. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!
55.? Tanabata gift list or something can be dried, as long as you remember not to dry the object, in case it is heavy, it will be bad for anyone.
56.? There is no gift on Tanabata this year, but only boyfriend.
57.? Valentine's Day on Qixi arrived. I asked my wife what I should give you. My wife said that you can give me anything, as long as it is from you, I like it all. I carefully thought about it and said to her, "I'll take you back to your mother's house!" "
58.? Weaver embroidered brocade, and cowherd looked forward to it. Queqiao River Frame, Tanabata is short. May love last forever, and the moon will last forever. I want the Milky Way to die and keep the two stars clean forever!
59.? Chinese Valentine's Day, lead a healthier life. I've been to Chinese Valentine's Day too!
60.? How many infatuated storms, how many tears are shining in the night sky. Infatuation was originally affectionate, and when we met, we smiled and fell into a dream.
Funny and interesting sentences related to Tanabata are sent to friends circle 4 6 1.? Someone asked me if I was still alone on Tanabata, and would I become a dog?
62.? Pick up a cup of wine in the morning and evening, and the lovers will meet after dusk. The intoxicating smile is a little shy, so don't look at it. Tanabata is not only in the sky, but also in the world. I wish my friends well and join hands in happiness forever!
63.? According to the "information" you sent me, it shows that you are very willing to let me open your "file". I have a "core" for you. All the data downloaded from my hard disk are "I love you". Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!
64.? If you want good skin, spend Tanabata in the morning and evening.
65.? As the saying goes: the train is not pushed, and happiness is not blown; Tanabata, I want to say to you: You are right, and your heart will be drunk.
66.? First, think of a number below 9 in your mind, add 1, multiply it by 2, add 4, divide it by 2, and finally subtract the number you thought at first, and add 5 17. This result represents what I want to say to you!
67.? I have surrendered unconditionally to you. Valentine's Day on Qixi is coming, so you can sign a love contract! Otherwise, nobody wants me! I'm ready to halve my rights and double my obligations. 100% will love you for a lifetime!
68.? Men and women should be equal, except, of course, married people. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!
69.? This year, my parents don't celebrate the festival, but only Chinese Valentine's Day, the seventh-evening-festival!
70.? Do you know? I haven't seen you these days, and I want to commit suicide: I tried to hang myself with noodles, hit my head with tofu, and cut my pulse with noodles, but I was afraid that no one would spend Tanabata with you, so I had to give up. Happy tanabata.
7 1.? A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girl's hand and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you be responsible for my future?" The little boy said, "Of course! We are not one or two years old! "
Funny sentences in Chinese Valentine's Day friends circle
Funny sentences in Chinese Valentine's Day's circle of friends (1) 1. I was shocked to find that my lovesickness was not revealed. It turned out that I didn't know what was going on, but it went on and on. There are hundreds of charms and thousands of reds in the world, but you are my favorite.
2.? I want to go to the movies with my date on Tanabata. Do you have any good objects to recommend?
3.? Smile on single Tanabata, because if you don't smile, your former partner will smile like a dog.
4.? Love birds fall on the treetops, lovers hug lightly, whisper to their hearts, and the moon is dim and soft, and there will be lovers at the Qixi Bridge. I am willing to love you for a hundred years and be happy forever.
5.? Valentine's Day is coming soon. If you are still single, you can consider coming to me. I have dog food here.
6.? Chinese Valentine's Day When you feel like a waste, please remember to find a waste collector, sell yourself and change some money.
7.? An encounter is a thin and cool fate, and a gorgeous opening is an endless ruin.
8.? The holiday season is coming again. Send me a short message, wishing you smooth work, happiness every second, happy laughter, good mood, good health, making a lot of money, love without love coming soon, and happiness with love until you are old. Happy tanabata!
9.? Every time I see you, I have an inexplicable impulse to listen to your breath and kiss your lips. Wait with your heart, make a bet with your life, and I will say "I love you" to you on Valentine's Day.
10.? Under the trend of singles, there is nothing wrong with being single, and there is nothing wrong with wanting to fall in love. There is no need to judge.
1 1.? On Valentine's Day, no one held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.
12.? I want to hire two children on Tanabata. Call dad when you meet a man. Call mom when you meet a woman. Breaking up a pair is a pair.
13.? First, think of a number below 9 in your mind, add 1, multiply it by 2, add 4, divide it by 2, and finally subtract the number you thought at first, and add 5 17. This result represents what I want to say to you!
14.? There are people who broke up on valentine's day. I am one.
15.? Someone asked me, what are you going to do this Valentine's Day? Nonsense, of course, laugh it off!
16.? It's Valentine's Day. Walking down the street, being single is king, and being single is the focus.
17.? Month 14 You didn't send me roses, nor did you send me blessings on July 7, but I only love you! Happy Valentine's Day!
18.? Pray for rain on Tanabata, the bigger the rain, the better, so that Tanabata will be ruined!
19.? I hope that one day, you can meet the person who is willing to bend over for you. From then on, others are just floating clouds in a hurry.
20.? On Chinese Valentine's Day, playing pranks in the street and breaking up a pair is a pair.
Funny sentences in Chinese Valentine's Day's circle of friends (2) 1. History is always strikingly similar. I was single on Tanabata the year before last, single on Tanabata last year, and single on Tanabata this year.
2.? Valentine's Day is coming, and I'm ready. Once I find a couple quarreling, I sit by the side and wait, either picking up roses or rings, maybe picking up a mobile phone. As long as they dare to dump, I dare to pick it up! Pick it up and run, so that they can't get rid of it. If you are lucky, you may be able to pick up a lover, and you will be excited just by thinking about it.
3.? I will sit with a smile and see how many people you can replace who are worse than me.
4.? The best thing for a person is to let go, no matter how much you miss it, you won't bother, and one day you will understand that losing is more practical than having it. Love fades, your heart changes, and you don't love, even if you take out your heart, it's just an interruption. In fact, it is better to miss some of them when we meet, and it is better to see them when we haven't seen each other for a long time.
5.? I want to give you all the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you.
6.? A lone bird is one yuan, but a hundred birds contend, and the business of birds is based on honesty.
7.? In fact, Valentine's Day, like the Spring Festival, smells like guns.
8.? A sincere heart, with two joys, stirs up three points of happiness, plus four or two pity, fills five cups of wine and six cups of tea, and the sweetness of Tanabata, with eight points of love fire, nine tests, gives you the love of the United States.
9.? Twenty years of "insulator" is not kidding you.
10.? Tanabata is coming, it's time to go back to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with Yue Lao.
1 1.? How to spend Tanabata? I have been lying, lying, standing, squatting, laughing, passing by, and thinking in a hurry.
12.? It's Tanabata soon. I wrote 300 "Let's break up" notes and stuffed them into every box of chocolates on the supermarket shelves. Don't ask me who I am. I'm Lei Feng.
13.? The evening is clever, what is the evening today; For thousands of years, I don't regret it.
14.? Qixi Valentine's Day is here. I asked my wife what I should give you. The wife said. You can send anything. As long as it's from you I like them all. I carefully thought about it. Say to her, "I'll take you back to your mother's house!" "
15.? We don't have a date on Valentine's Day. April fool's day, we don't have a confession. Tomb-Sweeping Day is better. There are people to worship.
16.? Due to the long-term separation, Cowherd has been in love with his cow, and Tanabata is cancelled.
17.? There is no gift on Tanabata this year. Gifts are only for boyfriends.
18.? In fact, I have been waiting for you, waiting for you to lean on my shoulder and tell me if there will be a day when your tenderness belongs to me, and I won't make you sad again and let your tears flow again!
19.? Don't even ask me out on Tanabata. I want to play Lianliankan at home for a day, tap my fingers and eliminate a pair.
20.? Valentine's Day means that others celebrate Valentine's Day and I rob my lover.
Funny sentences in Chinese Valentine's Day's circle of friends (3) 1. May all the moods turn into a magpie, and fly to the Palace of Nine Days with the wind tonight. The sky above the Milky Way will spread its wings to reflect the magnificent bright moon, overlooking the vast expanse and penetrating the bloom flowers. I wish lovers happiness forever, regardless of the full moon. Happy tanabata.
2.? Marry a liar, every April fool's day! If you don't marry, you'll want to have a holiday!
3.? On Tanabata, I lived alone, took Dove and went shopping.
4.? Someone asked me if I was still alone on Tanabata? Nima, will I become a dog?
5.? I don't know what to do, but I give in with a smile, and the love I can't get back stays in the place where I first fell in love.
6.? A sincere heart has fallen in love with you and will never change its mind. An infatuation, can't see you, only sad. A piece of Dan Xin, thinking day and night, ten thousand arrows pierce the heart. In the wishing magpie bridge, the soul mate will never be distracted. I wish to live with you on Tanabata, day and night!
7.? It's Valentine's Day. Walking down the street, being single is king, and being single is the focus.
8.? So far single, I told my mother: don't worry, there is always someone waiting for me, and I don't want to make do with it. My mother: Yes, the devil is waiting for you.
9.? A person can live a good life, which is not contradictory to the expectation of love.
10.? Being single is good, being single is wonderful, and you can be good with whoever you want.
1 1.? Magpies are connected in rows and wings, and happiness and beauty are in sight; Magpies form a group of wings, and they are auspicious and healthy. Magpies are connected with each other, and happiness overflows in their hearts. Happy tanabata!
12.? Children, do you have many question marks? Why haven't you been asked for it since Qixi?
13.? The furthest distance in the world is that Qixi has arrived and we are not together yet.
14.? My friend asked me how to spend Valentine's Day on Tanabata, and I simply said "skip".
15.? Just received a notice from the Jade Emperor: Cowherd and Weaver Girl fell off the Magpie Bridge due to excessive excitement, and Valentine's Day on Qixi was cancelled. Please tell each other.
16.? Tanabata gift list or something can be dried, as long as you remember not to dry the object, in case it is heavy, it will be bad for anyone.
17.? In fact, think about it, it's good to leave you, although there are no surprises and heartbeats, and you don't have to worry about losing and wrestling.
18.? There is no gift on Tanabata this year, but only boyfriend.
19.? Tanabata is coming, single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note into each box of chocolates: let's break up!
20.? You have to find something instead of sunshine in the dark. That's called faith.
Funny sentences in Chinese Valentine's Day's circle of friends (IV) 1. My room is full of Valentine's Day gifts. I'm not Gao Fushuai, I'm just a lazy courier.
2.? If Qixi is regarded as Singles' Day, it will be less lonely and less painful.
3.? With the arrival of Chinese Valentine's Day, couples can talk about showing their love by publishing. What are the funny moods of Tanabata Valentine's Day? This article is about Tanabata Valentine's Day. I hope it will help everyone!
4.? Send seven happiness on Tanabata; Life is happy and everything is satisfactory; Happy career, smooth work; Love is happy, lovers are sincere; Casinos are happy and lucky; Happy figure, beautiful and happy; Happy body, healthy and worry-free; Happy, happy every day!
5.? Today is Chinese Valentine's Day, the day when the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl meet.
6.? No matter what I do in the exam, I believe I have a bright future!
7.? Today is Tanabata, I hope my friends: want to fall in love happily, want to get married sweetly, want to send flowers gallantly, want to seize the opportunity to write love letters, want to start a rich business, and want to read my message happily: Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!
8.? In fact, Tanabata is the same as July and a half, except that Tanabata is the money to burn the living, July and a half is the money to burn people, Tanabata is to tell a lot of nonsense to people, and July and a half is to tell a lot of people to ghosts.
9.? We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made a boyfriend/girlfriend.
10.? There is only one name in the world that makes me so worried, like an invisible line, one end firmly tied to the tip of my heart and the other in your hand.
1 1.? We always fantasize about the future, but we can't even get up early in winter.
12.? Decorate the wonderful time with romance, wrap the beautiful life with sweetness, watch the sweet love with happiness, and pour out the oath of true love with sincerity: Dear, love you all your life and never part!
13.? Today, we will meet each other's parents on Tanabata. So nervous. After all, I hit his son first.
14.? Kiss you, and happiness will follow you into the heart; Kiss you, happiness is accompanied by deep feelings; Kiss you, sweet together and never part; Kiss you, love lasts as long as the stars. Kissing valentine's day is coming, I will kiss you to the end and love to the end.
15.? At the beginning, we held hands, and now we become dogs!
16.? It is not easy to turn friendship into love, and it is even harder to turn love into friendship.
17.? You are my deepest and most depressing secret.
18.? A girl's family should be more sensible. It's childish for her boyfriend to break up without preparing a gift for Tanabata. Be more atmospheric. He didn't prepare it for you. You can prepare it for him. For example, this kind of green hat.
19.? Tell you a joke, I will disappear one day sooner or later]
20.? With the bridge, I wish you happiness!
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20xx Valentine's Day Message from Tanabata Friends Circle: A Selection of Greetings
1, in the blink of an eye, Tanabata is coming again, silly to send some flowers and plants, tacky to eat and drink, boring to sing and dance, bold to cuddle, passionate to put down on the spot, timid to send a text message to say hello!
2, love birds fall on the treetops, lovers hug lightly, whisper their hearts, and the moon is hazy, and there will be lovers at the Qixi Bridge. I am willing to love you for a hundred years and be happy forever.
3, the brilliant galaxy as a witness, love you forever in this life; Little magpie bridge as a witness, bumps and bumps on the soles of your feet; Cowherd and Weaver Girl are witnesses, and they will never be separated from each other. Tanabata is here. Happy Tanabata!
4, love has not moved, love has gone first; Thinking has not moved, thinking has come first. Love beckons in the dreamy and bright paradise of happiness, and thoughts wander in the gorgeous and dazzling ocean of happiness! I wish you a happy Tanabata in advance!
5, Tanabata Tanabata: Laughter, happiness, sweetness, affection, romance, happiness, beauty, blessings, I wish my dear friends the fire of love will never go out!
6, evil, I want to know you, long life without decline, mountains without edges, rivers exhausted, winter thunder and earthquake, summer rain and snow, heaven and earth together, dare to be with you! May all lovers get married! Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!
7. Today is Tanabata, the magpies bridge the bridge, and the cowherd and the weaver girl are in the sky with each other. On such a romantic day, I sent you a message with a purpose. Still don't understand? Reply to the text message and date me quickly!
8. I wish you seven big gifts, a blessing, a smile, a harvest, a joy, a health, a peace and a true feeling on Tanabata. Finally, I wish you a happy life and sweet love.
9. Valentine's Day on Qixi is coming. Can you give me a gift? Please put your right hand on your face and touch your face instead of me; Put your left hand on your heart and let me hear you miss my heartbeat. Happy Valentine's Day!
10, Tanabata is coming, and I send you a love tree. May you irrigate with sweetness and fertilize with happiness. Let the branches of happiness be full of happiness, happiness, beauty, good luck and good luck. I wish you a happy Tanabata.
1 1, Cowherd and Weaver Girl meet on Tanabata, and Magpie Bridge creates romance. It's like you and I meet emotionally, and the tenderness is like water. I have no regrets in this life, and my love for Whitehead is doubled. Today's Tanabata, I love you invincible.
12, Tanabata Queqiao love each other, especially see the Milky Way now; Legend has it that sadness makes people sigh, and true love makes people cry; I love myself at this time, and I am glad to meet you in my life; The road ahead is not easy. I only wish you and I cherish it.
13, a galaxy runs through the north and south, and stars shine on both sides. I'm looking across the river here. Who's facing each other from afar? Sit and watch the Altair on Tanabata and beg the Weaver Girl for marriage. Cowherd and Weaver Girl cross the bridge, just like you and I like to meet.
14. Write deep feelings on Tanabata in early autumn, so that the clouds are filled with feelings of missing, the wind conveys eternal thoughts, the moon shines with ripples of concern, and the magpie brings sincerity of blessing. Happy tanabata.
15, Qixi Festival is coming, but unfortunately you are single; Here I wish you find her as soon as possible; Not beautiful, but kind; Life should be created and love should be grasped; I sincerely wish you happiness soon! Happy tanabata!
16, Qilixiang is my memory, the splendor of the evening glow adorns your beauty, I wish you all my life, love to crush the coat of time, and you are the only one I want to hold hands with.
17, Tanabata arrives. I wish you great fortune, luck, wine, delicious food, beautiful scenery, bosom friends and beautiful women. To sum up, in the days to come, you will be like a duck to water, and Chinese Valentine's Day will be happy.
18, it's sunny, tidy up your emotions and remember to smile; It's raining, tidy up your mood and enjoy leisure; Lonely, recall the past and keep in touch; Miss me, act immediately and send me a message! Happy tanabata!
19, the sky above the clouds is clear, the sun is shining after the storm, the love is behind the concern, and the reunion is after the separation. Please cherish all the feelings and remember all the sincere feelings, and happiness will come to you. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day!
20. Once upon a time, we strolled around the bright moon in Qin Dynasty, loving each other. I also stayed in tang style Song Yun, holding hands; Smile for you, pluck the zither rhyme for you, and have no regrets for your life. Tanabata Valentine's Day, I love you only for a thousand years!
What to send on Valentine's Day on Tanabata? Talk about funny 202 1 Tanabata sends a circle of friends to talk about funny jokes.
1. These days, there are storms, thunder and lightning, so don't panic, because there are too many men who swear in the state of Tanabata, so it's normal to keep thundering.
2. How about Tanabata? Is the hen with a man or a woman? Do you have a choice? No choice! Forget it, let's sell condoms at the entrance of the hotel.
3. Work reason: I can't live with my girlfriend on Chinese Valentine's Day. It's a headache to think about gifts, so I'm going to call 13 14 directly into her Alipay, which is divided into four strokes: 1, 3, 1, 4.
4. The Cowherd handed the Weaver Girl a cup of fragrant drink, and the Weaver Girl tasted it: a little bitter, a little sweet, fragrant and rich. What is this? Cowherd smiles: This is the taste of missing. What you drink is the ash on this magpie bridge, which is formed by my endless yearning for you. I gave him a name, Queqiao Kahui.
5. An idiot colleague asked for a few days off on Tanabata. It is decided to sell glutinous rice balls on the morning of the seventh day of the seventh lunar month on August 2nd, roses at noon, movie tickets in the afternoon, condoms at night and contraceptives the next morning. Think about this idiot colleague who is excited and wants to make a lot of money. Then he sticks a hole in the condom with a needle, and then next year he resigns to sell milk powder.
6. Tanabata suggests that you don't bask in gifts. You can bask in your's boyfriend or girlfriend. Maybe there are the same models, and maybe there are explosions. It's exciting!
7. On Tanabata, when I went to work in the morning, a courier suddenly came in to send flowers. The recipient was one of our male colleagues! We all speculated whether he was gay or really chased by a girl, only to see that he was confused for a while with the flowers, and suddenly he patted his head and said, Shit, the recipient and the sender filled it in backwards!
8. Handsome people spend Tanabata alone quietly, but ugly people are desperate to show their love.
9. Go to the park with my wife on Tanabata. Seeing the familiar phrase never part engraved with a knife on the old banyan tree in the park, I turned to my wife: wife, do you remember this? Wife: Yes, you carved it. I can't help feeling sweet: after so many years, we really haven't separated. The wife looked down: Yes, I knew that you even took a knife when you went out for a date. Who dares to divide it?
10. Tanabata is here, and friends around me always ask: Is Tanabata alone? So I can only answer: no! . It's funny, how can Tanabata be a person? It's obviously a festival!
1 1. The second-rate wife said: We are sixteen generations behind. I was surprised and asked: Why? My wife said sadly, you married me after eight generations of blessing! I married you after eight generations of bad luck!
12. On the morning of the eighth day of July, the magpie met a crow, and the crow was very haggard when he saw the magpie and asked why. The magpie said: It's tiring to bridge the bridge on July 7th. Crow said: in previous years, the bridge was not so haggard. The magpie said: Hey, the bridge is shaking!
13. On Tanabata, they watched the movie and sat in kfc. He watched her swallow an egg tart in two bites. Another Ku Yi Ku Yi finished a chicken roll, and he said, shall I buy you a cone? She said: No, I want to eat roasted wings. He said, have a cone and have something cold. She said: roast wings! I told you to roast wings! So he went to the ordering table and asked, waiter, is there any way you can put the ring into the roasted wing?
14. If you search online for how to confess to girls, the search results are more than 600,000, and there is always one of these more than 600,000 articles that can suit you. Ok, let's stop here. On the other hand, there are more than 3 million items that refuse boys' confession, which means there are five ways to deal with you once you confess.
15. The ultimate collection of Chinese Valentine's Day disaster couples: 1, call to reserve the hotel big bed room. 2, slap someone else's boyfriend in the street. 2. Go to the cinema and buy all the odd seats. 3, take a small needle to the supermarket and tie all TT. 4, sell flowers on the street, and when you meet a couple, say: buy a bunch of flowers for your mother! 5, don't check out when eating, point to someone else's boyfriend and say: my ex-husband is married. 6, go to QQ friend impression, the man writes: ex-husband. The woman wrote: the mother of the child.