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Funny dialogue between computer hacker and computer idiot

Hacker: I control your computer ?

White: How did you control it?

Hacker: I control your computer ?

Hacker: With a Trojan horse ?

White: where is ......? Why can't I see it? ?

Hacker: open your task manager ?

White: It's not in "My Computer" ?

Hacker: Forget it, I didn't do anything ?

Hacker: I've taken control of your computer ?

Hacker: oh ?

Hacker: scared? Hehehe ?

Small white: just in time, help me kill the virus, recently my machine has a lot of problems yeah ?

Hacker: ...... ?

Small White: How come you're always just going in and out of my computer? ?

Hacker: You could put up a firewall ?

Hacker: If you install a firewall, you can't get in? ?

Hacker: No, I just want to add a bit of fun, so that controlling your computer makes me feel freeloading ?

Small white: I heard you can make "virus"?

White: I heard you can make "viruses"?

Hacker: Uh-huh ?

White: you can control other people's computers? ?

Hacker: Usually yes ?

Small White: so you can hack those websites? ?

Hacker: Of course, don't you hear people call me "hacker"?

Hacker: Of course.

Small White: ...... Oh, I thought that was because you were so dark ...... ?

"Notice! " ?

Hacker: Here I go again! ?

Hacker: Don't you get tired of coming in here every day? ?

Hacker: Yes it is annoying, your machine is the worst one I've ever seen ?

Small White: no, it's a name brand ?

Hacker: I mean your machine has nothing but retarded games and only viruses ?

Small white: Oh, then you see my "connect the dots"? I can't remember where I put it, I've been looking for it for a long time ?

Hacker: ...... goodbye ?

Hacker: Hi! I'm coming ?

White: I haven't seen you for a few days... blocked by my firewall? <

Hacker: Hi, I'm here!

Hacker: Haha, joke, it's easier to get on your machine than mine, you don't miss me, do you?

Hacker: I'm asking you for a favor ?

Hacker: What is it? ?

Small white: can you enter the power system to modify a little data ?

Hacker: ...... What do you want! ?

Small white: please, help me to my home this month's electricity bill eliminated it ...... ?

Hacker: Go to hell! ?

Hacker: Where did you die! ?

Small White: ...... out to play a few days ah, looking for me to do? ?

Hacker: I'm looking for something ?

Small white: looking for something in my place? ?

Hacker: Virus, looking for a few years ago the old virus, only your machine virus save the most complete!

Hacker: A virus.

Hacker: I'm coming!

Hacker: ...... ?

Hacker: Why don't you say something? ?

Small White: in a bad mood ?

Hacker: who bullied you? ?

Small white: I lost a key number, there is my first love online ?

Hacker: This is simple, I help you get back ?

Small white: can not get back ?

Hacker: No way, tell me, what number? ?

Small White: oooh ...... just can't remember ?

Small White: you give me out !!!! ?

Hacker: what's wrong? ?

Small White: did you use my ID to play on the forums?! ?

Hacker: 。。。。 I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you, but I didn't do anything bad, I just made up a post, and I promise I won't play again next time ?

Hacker: that won't work!!!! ?

Hacker: What more do you want? ?

Small White: the post you made got red face yeah, my first time getting red face, so happy oh, you have to make up another one for me ?

Hacker: Pour!

Hacker: Pour!

Hacker: Hey hey, I just did something really funny ?

White: what was it ?

Hacker: I went to the forum to top post ?

Small white: this is very common ?

Hacker: I see the post on the top, as much as possible to call the owner of the pig, so relieved ?

Small white: wow, too much fun, I can never dare, will be blocked! ?

Hacker: That's right, it's been blocked. ?

Small White: it's still funny? ?

Hacker: Yeah, because I'm using your ID ?

Small White: are you an expert? ?

Hacker: You could say yes. ?

Small White: how high? ?

Hacker: Well, I hack myself when I'm bored ?

Hacker: Ha, I can do that one too! ?

Hacker: #$%! You can too? ?

White: Yeah, it hacks as soon as you turn it off 。。。。。 ?

Hacker: fuck off ........! ?

White:Black, come out, my keying password was stolen,555~~~~ ?

Hacker:No problem,I'll get it back for you...... (Ten minutes later) No ah, I use your number login no problem ah ......

Hacker: No problem, I'll get it back for you.

Small white:Then why I can not go

Hacker:Let me see ........ Sister, you seem to be opening the login box of m!s!n ...... ?

Small white:Oh,so these two can not be common ah ......

Hacker:light when ........ ?

Small white:small black, come out!!!! ?

Small black:What is it ah? I haven't woken up yet!

Small Black:What's going on?

Small white: why my key password can not enter ah

Small black: what you use to lose ah

Small white: of course is the keypad, stupid!

Small White:What did you use to enter the keypad?

Small black:............

Small White:You help me open it!

Small White:You help me open it!

Small black:............................ (spit blood in) ?

Small white:small black, quickly tell google is what

hacker:is a search engine, that is, you look for things very quickly!

Hacker: It's a search engine.

Small white:Well,I try, ?

Hacker:Did you try it ?

Small white: try, I use baidu immediately find goolge, ?

Hacker: Can you throw a rock at me?

White:Let's meet

Hacker:........ That's not a good idea, why do we need to meet?

Small White:I want to see if you think what I think ?

Hacker:Heh, what do you think

Small White:Handsome, wearing tights, and amazing, and can go anywhere, and keep world peace everywhere?

Hacker:........ You're talking about Spider-Man, boss!

Hacker:

Hacker:Hello~~~ ?

Small White:You come here every day, are you curious about me

Hacker:Not curious, it's a habit, by the way, I came in ?

Small white:Hm, I have a good way to change this habit of yours ?

Hacker:........ Oh? What way ?

Small white:I go to the telecommunication bureau to change the bandwidth to 1K, so that you can't squeeze into it, because it is too narrow, haha~~ ?

Hacker:Genius ah!..........

What's the point of having a computer?

How can I get the best out of this?

Small White:I learned something about computers today. It's a great idea.

Hacker: Tell me about it.

Hacker:Tell me about it.

Hacker:I learned something about computers today.

Hacker:Tell me about it.

Hacker: Dang! I've never heard of that before.

Hacker: It's not possible, I never heard of it.

Smaller: Turn off the monitor and nothing will be there, haha, smart, right?

Hacker: I can't see anything on the computer at once.

Hacker:`````````` go to hell?

Hacker: Why are there so many things on your desktop

Smaller: To make it easier to find.

Hacker:Why are there so many things on your desktop?

Hacker: But why do you put DVD movies on your desktop

Small White: I don't like to watch that movie, it's very touching.

Hacker: Why do you put DVD movies on your desktop

Small White: I don't like to watch that movie.

Hacker: Why did you put the DVD movie on your desktop?

Hacker:````````````` ?

Small white: small black, ask you Oh, how the bottom right corner of the computer is always prompted "C disk space is insufficient to release ```````" ?

Hacker:Shit!

How do you know?

Hacker: Hey! ?

Hacker:Hello! White~ ?

Hacker:Why are you ignoring me

Small White:I'm crying. ?

Hacker:Huh? What's wrong? Who bullied you

Small White:No, no one bullied me

Small White:No, no one bullied me

Small White:No, no one bullied me.

Hacker: Then why are you crying

Small White: Look at Crayon Shin-chan, Shin-chan is lost, he's so poor, he's so poor, he's so poor, he's so poor, he's so poor, he's so poor, he's so poor.

Hacker:-_-|||, then you continue to cry !!!! ?

Hacker:-_-|||,then you continue to cry ?

Hacker:-_-||||,then you continue to cry ?

Hacker: Yeah, well, your computer needs an antivirus.

Small white: I want to install a brand-name, preferably SONY, or BMW can also.

Hacker: adidas

Small white: OK, you help me install it.

Hacker: adidas is good.

Hacker: Shit! I'm not doing anything!

Small white: small black, if I want to delete the computer did not use things, but can not delete how

Hacker: you can start the computer, press F8, into the "Safe Mode with Command" - & gt; "path" - & gt; and then DEL filename, OK ~

Small white: small black, if I want to delete the computer, but can not delete how

Hacker: you can start the computer, press F8, into "Safe Mode with Command" - & gt; "Path" - & gt; and DEL filename, OK ~?

What I want to do is to delete windows from my C drive?

Hacker: That's the system folder?

Smaller:But I've never used it.

Hacker:That's the system folder.

Hacker:I shouldn't be discussing this with you! What the hell?

Smaller:You really think I'm an idiot

Hacker:Yes, it is. ?

Small White:I've been told I'm smart by my online friends.

Hacker:What do they say

Small White:I won't tell you *_* ?

Hacker:You must have sent them pictures of PLMM again

Small White:How do you know? ~~~~ ?

Hacker:Shit!!!! ?

White:Hacker:Oh?

Hacker: Yeah, why are you asking me this all of a sudden

White: Send it to me in detail...

Hacker: How do you know?

Hacker: Yes, why are you suddenly asking this?

Hacker:Oh,then you wait...?

Hacker: Oh, wait.

(15 minutes later) ?

Hacker: No, why do you want me to send it to you

Small White: My teacher wants me to turn in my summer homework, to write down 10 interesting things about my summer vacation...

Small White: My teacher wants me to turn in my summer homework, to write down 10 interesting things about my summer vacation...?

The teacher asked me to turn in my summer vacation homework.

Hacker: Shit, shit, shit, shit!

Hacker:We've known each other for a while

Small White:Yeah ?

Hacker:Do you think I treat you well

Small White:Not bad...? ?

Hacker:Hehehe (shy) ?

Small White:What for? To borrow money

Hacker:```````````` ?

Small White:I've got money, and I still owe the class president 5 bucks!

Hacker:

Hacker:```````````` When I didn't ask anything...?

Small white: out! Ask you! - ?

Hacker:What

Small White:Do you know how to steal the key

Hacker:Bullshit! ?

Small white:Then you help me steal a key number...?

Hacker.

Hacker:Say number...?

Hacker: Say the number.

Small white:10000 ?

Hacker:! -#¥%......-* ?

Hacker:I'm here again... ?

White:Just in time, I have something to ask you...

Hacker: I'm here again.

Hacker:What is it? You don't want me to change your water bill this time!

Hacker: What is it?

Small white: you will crack the password

Hacker: nonsense, I am a hacker alas ............ ?

Small white:Help me solve the Da Vinci code!

Hacker:I'm a hacker.

Hacker:Fuck you, you've seen too many stupid movies ............

Hacker: Fuck you, you've seen too many stupid movies.

Small white:You enter my computer every day feel interesting

Hacker:Interesting ah! ?

White:What's so interesting ?

Hacker:I'm trying to figure out why your virus-filled computer doesn't crash...?

Hacker:What's the point ?

White:I know! ?

Hacker:........

Hacker: Why

White:It's called fighting fire with fire!

Hacker: #¥%!

White:I want to control your computer too ?

Hacker:I can't do that, I'll go crazy if someone else gets into my computer?

White:That's not fair!!!! ?

Hacker:Well,okay,then you control it ?

White:........ But I won't ........

Hacker:Well,well,then you control it ?

Hacker:Gah~~~that's why I agree!!!! ?

Hacker:Here I go again and again and again ?

Hacker:This might be the last time we meet ?

Hacker:Oh ? What's wrong

Small White:I'm going to reinstall the system, kill the virus, put up a firewall, and keep you out!

What's going on?

Hacker:So you hate me so much .......... Well, I won't be coming back, bye ?

Small white:Well .......... Hey, wait a minute!!!! First teach me what reinstalling a system is!

Hacker:....................

Hacker:

White:Can you answer questions about computers

Hacker:I think so ?

White:Which key on the keyboard is the most handsome

Hacker:.............. I don't know ?

White:F4 of course!!!! ?

Hacker:Swoon! ?

Small White:Can you answer another computer question

Hacker:As long as it's not one of your idiotic questions ?

White:I'm serious!!!! Can you operate my computer

Hacker:Well, yes ?

Small white:Then if something goes wrong,you can fix it,right ?

Hacker: Your problem, should not be difficult ?

Small white:Great,my fan seems to be not spinning,help me change it ?

Hacker:........ I'll go first ?

Small white:This time my computer really bad ?

Hacker:.............. I just checked, your computer is fine.

Small white:Then you bully me ?

Hacker:No ?

Small white:You do! None of the MP3 files passed to me have images! ?

Hacker:Help ~~~~~~~ ?

Hacker:I'm coming ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?

Hacker:Huh? Man na

Hacker:Still not there? This is not a waste of electricity

Hacker: God, where are you, come out, do not scare me ~~~~ ?

Hacker: Still not there? I have copied and pasted the files in your computer to one disk and another disk a hundred times, a hundred times ah ~!

Hacker: not here yet

Small white: haha, I've been there, just my keyboard just broke, I got half a day to realize that the socket fell out...?

White: ask you a question ?

Hacker:Say ?

Small white: in addition to my, you can control other people's computers

Hacker: some can ........ ?

Small white:not networked also can

Hacker:.............. ?

Small White:Can you shake open someone else's machine

Hacker:................ ?

Small White:You can still steal top secret files, right!!!! ?

Hacker:I think you've seen too many movies, go to bed ?

Hacker: Slow down! You don't know how to turn off the computer

Small White:Yes,just clicked on the shutdown,and it didn't move,so I had to press the power button ?

Hacker: you modify the registry: open HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINESOFTWAREMicrosoftWindowsNTCurrentVersionWinlogon in the Winlogon item, right-click, select "New" ?ú "String Value", type "". PowerdownAfterShutdown", and then double-click to edit the value of 1, you can automatically shut down later ...?

White:............ I'll just press power ?

Small White:Finally I see you, I have good news for you... ? ?

Hacker:Ahem, I have bad news for you too... ?

Hacker: Ahem, I have some bad news for you too.

Small white: ah, what is the bad news, quickly say quickly say ?

Hacker:I've been poisoned...?

Hacker: I've been poisoned.

Small white: wahahaha, oh my God, small black, you will also have today ah...?

Hacker:I got the flu virus~!

Hacker: I've got the flu virus~!

Hacker:--! ?

Small White:Hacker,I want to video with you okay

Hacker:Uh,okay ?

(10 minutes passed ......) ?

Small Black:What are you doing? Why don't you post it

Small White:Post what

Small Black:Video!

Small Black:What are you doing?

Small white:how to send

Small black:----------- ?

Hacker:Just now you said you want to tell me a good news, what is it ah

Small white:Howl, today a boy used my computer...?

What's the good news?

Hacker: KB ah, there are people who dare to use your computer

Small white: Yes, open the face of the green after the scare, I was embarrassed, went out ... ... An hour later, I came back and saw him sitting in a chair, smiling...

Hacker: I know what's going on, is not he put your computer to organize and clean up ah

Small white: Yes, how do you know

Hacker: Alas, early used to your computer in a mess of seven turns, today came all the way to the hoo-hoo a burst of relaxation, I thought that into the wrong computer...?

Small white:--!

Black:-!

Hacker:

But it took me a while...?

Hacker: But it took me a while...?

Small White:But do you know what I said to him afterward

Hacker:What did you say

Small White:I said to him, "Make my computer exactly the same as it was before..."

Small White:I said to him, "I'll make my computer exactly the same as it was before...? ?

Hacker:◎o◎ ?

Small white: and then he stared at the eyes after half a day, brushed a scurry out *_* ?

Small white: in the future do not say that I am small white! ?

Hacker:What?

Small white:Hm, in fact, I'm very clever, today I have invented a new way to save electricity, yeah ?

Hacker: Oh, tell me about it?

Small white: I found that the fan in this case is not useful, turn so fast, too much power, I'm going to remove it...?

Hacker: hoho~~~You're a genius, if you pull the electric switch at home, it will save more electricity! ?

Hacker:.......... You seem to be in my ?!! ?

Hacker:Not as if, yes it is! ?

White called the hacker:Are you really good ?

Hacker:I'm not so bad,

This is the first time I've seen a hacker in the world.

Small white:bragging! If you have the ability to make my machine in the Trojan horse shutdown....

Hacker.

Hacker:How hard can it be! You'll see.

Hacker: Haha, done, regret it ?

Small White:Hey, thanks ~~~~ I'm playing outside, just want you to help me shut down ........ ?

Hacker:Dang~~~~ ?

Hacker:What are you playing

White:Cleaning up the computer ?

Hacker:You ?!!! ?

White:Yeah,you said I have a lot of viruses,so I'm going to delete all the files that I don't recognize and don't like.

Hacker: Stop! How many files do you recognize?

What do I do now

Hacker: Don't move your machine, go play on the other side of the room

Hacker: Don't move your machine, go play on the other side of the room ?

Hacker: HI, White, it's been a while since I've seen me, do you miss me

White: No, I don't miss you, but you're here just in time...

White: I don't miss you, but I don't miss you.

Hacker: What's wrong

Small White: I'm using a donkey to download a movie, but there's not enough space on the hard disk, can you think of a way

Hacker: I'll take a look at it ~! ~ ?

Hacker: White, to tell you an unfortunate news, because your computer virus is too much, the virus has given birth to a lot of children, are competing for the territory ....

Small white: ah ~! ~I'm sorry, but I don't know what to say.

Hacker: I'm still listening to the viruses whispering about how the price of space has risen, and how many viruses can't afford to buy space, and are getting ready to start a riot...?

Small white: how to do ah

Hacker: this is simple, the price of space down, buy a hard disk ah!

How can I get the best out of this?

Small white:555555 I forgot my password again ?

Hacker: write your password on a piece of paper?

Small white: too long and complicated, copying once can be exhausting?

Hacker: What's the point of having such a long password?

Small white: I think the only way to prevent others from deciphering it is to make it so complicated that you can't even remember it?

Hacker: The only purpose of your password is to make it difficult for yourself ........

Hacker:The World Cup is about to start, the men's holiday ah!

Small white: not only men, I also like it ~ ~ ~ ?

Hacker: You? You can read soccer

Small White:Yes,every World Cup I will get up to watch it ?

Hacker:Ha,great,we can finally have **** the same language,which team do you like ?

White:China of course!!!!

White: Of course it's China!

Hacker:No language ...... ?

Small White:Come out~ ?

Hacker:What's up

Small White:Can the movie be copied

Hacker:Yes ?

Small White:Why can't my movie be copied

Hacker:What did you use to copy it

Small White:Idiot,floppy disk of course!

Hacker:What did you use to copy it?

Hacker:@#$%^^%$ ?

White:Hacker, is it coming

Red:I'm Red, tracking a hacker here~ ?

Hacker:Are you talking about me? ^-^ ?

Red:--|||How come there are so many viruses in his machine?

Hacker:===|||Some of them, before I came here and now are almost the same ~ do not believe you ask him himself ?

Small white: not it!

Hacker:..........

Smaller: My fan doesn't turn on after he came here, I'm sorry! ?

Hacker:....................

Hacker:

Red:..........................

Hacker: ?

Red Guest:Don't be afraid, let me help you to kill the virus!

Hacker:8 to ah ~ my virus library ah ~ ~ ~ ?

Small white: good, I want to kill the virus for a long time ah ~! ^V^ ?

Hacker:5555555555~ ?

Red:Wait a minute ?

Ten minutes have passed ?

Reddit:depressed~ Never seen so many viruses @_@ ?

Small White:................ ?

Hacker:5555555555 ?

Reddit:Wow~! What age virus is this~?! ?

Hacker:................ ?

Hacker:Ha ?

Reddit:help~!!!! My computer is infected by your virus @. @ ?

White:=_=||| ?

Hacker:The offspring of the old virus is coming for revenge,haha ^-^ ?

Another ten minutes ?

Reddit: *_*The latest hardware and software firewalls can't prevent it,555555~I'm done -_-#Go! The first time I've ever seen a firewall, I've seen a firewall in my life.

Hacker: Haha, proved that my virus library is invincible, wahahahahaha~!!!!

White:Red, don't be discouraged, come back and play again sometime ^=^ ?

Hacker:Oh,welcome to come back to kill the virus when you have time Oh,slow go not send (^*^) ?

Red:@#$%^&*+? = ?

White:In

Hacker:.......... Hmm ?

White:My computer is broken, what should I do ?

Hacker:No, I just checked it, it's fine.

Small white: then how do I enter the number of how to turn into a star

hacker:.................. ...... ?

Hacker:Today a guy asked me a really stupid question that made me laugh ?

Hacker:Oh? What kind of question?

Hacker: He asked if a USB flash drive could be upgraded

Smaller: What, no

Hacker: ...... Oh, sorry, I forgot it was you I was dealing with ?

Small white:depressed ah, depressed ..... ?

Hacker:What happened

Small White:I'm sorry,Pluto was expelled from the nine planets ?

Hacker:..... What's it got to do with you

Small White:I feel like I'm going further away once ?

Hacker:Go to Mars, that's for you!

Hacker: Yesterday, the headhunter came to me and said that there is a company that wants to sign me up for a salary of 8,000 per month and bonuses, do you think it's tempting

Smaller White: If they are willing to sign me up, I'm going to go to the office right now ?

Hacker: What can you do

Small White: Well, the rough work is not to do, technical work can not do, management, I can try to engage in management, as a vice president or something, as long as I can give me a monthly salary of 8000 ?

Hacker: Do you think there is such a stupid company

Small white: you help me ask, maybe they have been looking for me as a vice president of such talent, the world is unpredictable?

Hacker: OK, I'll recommend it to my enemies tomorrow!

Hacker: OK, I'll recommend it to my enemies tomorrow!

Hacker: My enemies are looking for me ?

Hacker:Ah,then you run away...? ?

Hacker:Where to escape

Small White:Go to a very deep cliff, there is a secret of kung fu below, you practice for ten or eight years and then fly up to take revenge...?

Hacker: Holy shit!

Hacker: Holy shit!

Small White:I helped my classmates fix their computers today ?

Hacker:Just you

Small White:Yeah...? ?

Hacker:It's a miracle you know how to fix computers ?

Small White:What's so strange, she can't read a movie disk in her CD-ROM drive...?

What's so strange about that?

Hacker: Did she put a DVD movie into her VCD drive and then it wouldn't play

Small White: Yeah, so I knew it must be that her CD-ROM drive was broken, so I told her to buy a VCD drive tomorrow...

Small White: I knew it must be that her CD-ROM drive was broken, so I told her to buy a VCD drive tomorrow...

Small White: I knew it must be that her DVD drive was broken.

Hacker:------- ?

Hacker:I want to buy a laptop ?

Hacker:Soft-sided or hard-sided

Smaller:Fainted, it's a laptop!

Hacker: Soft copy or hard copy

Hacker: What are you buying that for

Small white: play games, surf the Internet, the key is to be beautiful, lightweight, easy to take out, the most important thing is that it must be more than the next door to the flower with the spirit of the good, you say I buy which is good

Hacker: so demanding ah, "Wenquxing" it, the most suitable for you!



Small White: can you do me a favor

Hacker: as long as it is on the network, say!!!! ?

Small white:I'm playing--Running Kart.... You help me to steal a car by 8 exhaust! ?

Hacker:That's only in Korean servers!

Hacker:That's only on the Korean server!

Hacker:I don't care!!!! You stole it from Korea! I want to use it in China! I'm going to use it in China! Oh~~~! ?

Hacker:........................I have something else to do, I'm leaving!

Hacker: I have something to do, I have to go!

Small white: you will play the dance

Hacker: Yes!

Small White: Get me a Tom Cruise! Cruise! I love him! Let him dance with me! :) ?

Hacker:88 ?

Hacker:I want to ask you a question ?

Hacker:Ask it ?

Hacker:............ Do you have a boyfriend

Small White:Yes! ?

Hacker:.......... What's he like

Small White:Tall, handsome, powerful, owns a big company, treats me super nice...? ?

Hacker:Oh, something's up I'm leaving first ......

Hacker: Oh, there's something I have to do.

Small White:Hey~Hey~Hey ~~~~~ ?

Small White:Hey,how come I haven't seen you for a long time,caught?! ?

Hacker:.......... No,quite busy,are you okay ?

Small white:Good, I'm also quite busy, I will be playing through the game!

Black: I've been busy too.

Hacker:.......... How are you and your boyfriend doing ?

Small White:Boyfriend? What boyfriend

Hacker:Don't you have a tall, handsome and powerful boyfriend? ?

Small white:Oh oh ~~~~ made up, afraid that you underestimate me ........ ?

Hacker:...... You, this super big fool !!!!

Hacker:

Hacker:.............. I like you ?

Small White:Virus

Hacker:What virus ? I mean unfortunately, I realized that I like you a lot ?

Small White:You're fooling me again,you always call me an idiot?

Hacker:Yeah,you're a big idiot,but I decided to sacrifice myself for the sake of world peace,so that you won't be able to harm others...?

White:.................. ?

Small White:Do you really like me ?

Hacker:.......... Hmm ?

Small White:How much do you like it ?

Hacker:It's just that when I don't see you, my heart aches, and when I do see you, my head hurts?

Small white:Oh, understand?

Hacker:?

Small white:So you to me, like a child with cavities face chocolate!

White: You're like a kid with a cavity facing chocolate!

Hacker:Laptop you can buy this ?

Hacker:Oh, is this good ?

Hacker:Configuration is good,brand and after-sales are good ?

Small white: this does not matter, the important thing is what color are

Hacker:............ Only black ?

Small white:Ah? Don't these merchants think about consumer psychology, don't they know to add some color or make it look like a hamburger

Hacker:Well, why don't we go to the toy counter and look at them first?!

Hacker: Well, why don't you check the toy counter first?

One day, a stranger added the hacker.

One day, a stranger added the hacker.

The stranger:Hello ?

Hacker:Don't bother ?

Stranger:I'm a beautiful woman! Don't be rude to a beautiful woman ?

Hacker:Unfortunately,I already have someone I like ?

Stranger:I am 100 times more beautiful than your favorite person ?

Hacker:But she is the most beautiful in my mind ?

Stranger:That's so mushy ?

Hacker:I'm sorry ?

Stranger:Hey .... ?

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Hacker (secretly):White, white, even the IP has not changed and still want to test me

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