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What will happen to the unicorn after it reaches the North Pole?

Answer: Ice Unicorn

(Ice Cream)

Who is the fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Because "As soon as you say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will come."

Among the numbers 1 to 9, which one is the laziest and which one is the most diligent ?

1 is the laziest, 2 is the most diligent

Doing one, doing the other without stopping

Xiaobai plus Xiaobai =?

Xiaobai Rabbit

(two)

What lines do orangutans dislike the most?

Parallel lines, parallel lines do not intersect

(Banana) < /p>

Which flower is the least powerful?

Jasmine. Such a beautiful jasmine flower

(Weak)

Why does the cartoon "Cats and Flowers" Are the mice in "Mouse" more powerful than cats?

Answer: This mouse must have eaten spinach. (Popeye’s blood-spattered five steps...)

Because this cartoon was written by a mouse. (The cat’s blood splattered five steps...)

What animal can you kill but leave your blood? Answer: Mosquito

Why would a healthy couple give birth to a child without eyes? Offspring?

The rooster couple lay eggs haha

What is it that the hotter the weather, the higher it climbs?

Thermometer

Xiao Wang is an excellent soldier. One day when he was on guard duty, he clearly saw an enemy approaching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? Only one eye?

Answer: He is aiming

Under what circumstances will a person burst into smoke?

Answer: Cremation

Ice turns into What is the fastest way to remove water?

Two points of water to remove ice