There are only certainties. You've lost interest in the world, and you don't just want to die

Ahem. I've actually thought about it, and I've thought about a lot of ways to do it.

1 Hang myself, I don't want to be a hanged man, and it's a very unpleasant process

2 Drown, the image of a dead man is super ugly.

3 Jumping off a building and falling apart is impossible to think about

4 Car accidents are too painful and I'm afraid of the pain

5 The process of dying of depression isn't so great, but I'm naturally cheerful and can't be depressed

6 Suicide leaves too much blood. And it hurts

7 and sleeping pills heh heh this one fits but well --- I was raised not to take medication so pass

The above are the bad things about dying. Why not have some fun with all the bad things? Right?