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Humorous xiehouyu
Northern Xiehouyu:

Dogs take mice-mind your own business; Meat buns hit dogs-there is no return; There are boils on the tail of the mouse-there is not much pus (water); The old lady put on a steamer-no steamed buns; Carry a rooster to attack the encirclement-look at your bear cavity; Blind bears break corn-break a stick and throw a stick; The mouse licks the cat B-greedy and desperate; The ponytail wears tofu-it can't be lifted; The blind man sharpened his knife-soon, the teapot cooked jiaozi-but he couldn't pour it out with his mouth. The tortoise looked at the mung bean-cross-eyed.

Southern two-part allegorical saying:

There is a sickle hanging behind the ass-shit (death) must come from the south, because Wu Fangyin still retains the word "shit", and Wu people call it rice cutting; Mosquito bit a stone ball-mistook his head; I bought eye drops and went to the lime shop-I went to the wrong house; Sniffing sharks on the nose (no way);