My mom says my IQ is only 76. how high my IQ is, I don't know. All I know is that I am a killjoy, and many people have been hurt because of me, some of them have lost hope in life, and some have even committed suicide. So I've always suspected that I have latent superpowers that somehow work especially well on my teachers.

I still remember the first teacher who died because of me. I was in first grade, and my teacher took us on a field trip for a nature lesson. Seeing the spring breeze green, willow twigs, the teacher could not help but think of a problem, so asked: "Class, you know how to identify the wind direction?" "I know!" A little girl in the same class answered while picking up a leaf from the ground and throwing it into the air, "Pick up a piece of something and throw it into the air, see it float that way, don't you know." "Well, very good." The teacher praised, "Then which other student would like to give another demonstration to see what kind of wind is blowing right now?" "Me." I volunteered and stepped forward, picking up half a brick from the ground and tossing it into the air ......

"Reporting to the teacher, it's blowing up and down!"

I can't remember what my teacher's face looked like at the time, I only remember that he desperately struggled for a few moments and then died of gas. Later on, according to the doctors in the hospital, he died due to a sudden strong stimulus that caused his qi and blood to reverse and go off the rails. In this way, I killed a people's teacher.

The first grade teacher taught us to recognize poultry animals.

Teacher: "There is an animal with two legs, every morning when the sun comes out, it will call you to get up, and call you until you get up, which animal is it?"

I answered, "Mommy!" , making the teacher laugh so hard she almost broke!

After I got home from my midterm exams, my mom asked me how did I do? My baby boy said, I just didn't fill out one question. Mom asked what question? The baby boy said, there is a question asked 3 times 7 how much? I filled in 15. My mom sprayed the water she just drank in my dad's face. .... I'm too great!

My dad asked me how school was. My father asked, "Baby boy, is your female teacher happy with you?"

"Ah yes dad, very pleased."

"How do you know? Did she tell you that herself?"

"Of course, Papa. The day before yesterday she said to me, 'If all the students were like you, I'd leave school right now!' That means I've learned it all." My dad brain immediately! @#$#@! $%$#@@

One day in math, the teacher asked 1+1=? , and I said I didn't know. The teacher told me to go home and ask. I asked my mom, who was cooking dinner and told me to get out. I asked my dad, who was watching football again and yelled 'cool'. I asked my sister, who was singing to BABY.I asked my brother, who was on the phone, saying, I'll wait for you outside.

The next day, the teacher asked 1+1=? I said: you get out of here, the teacher gave me a slap, I screamed cool, the teacher scolded me rice bucket, I scolded back despicable. The teacher said: get out. I said: I'll wait for you outside. Our math teacher on the spot high blood pressure again, fainted .....

Primary school when I was in language class, the whole school language teacher went to listen to Mr. Ni class. Mr. Ni wrote the word "被" on the blackboard and asked me, "Do you recognize this word?" I answered "No", and Mr. Ni began to inspire me: "Do you have a bed at home?" I answered "Yes". I answered "Yes". "What's on the bed?" "A mat." "Where's the mat?" I answered, "My mom." Mr. Ni thought, "That's right, on my mom is the blanket." He then went on to say, "And on your mom?" "My dad." Mr. Ni never expected me to say that, and in front of so many teachers, he asked in a hurry, "What about the quilt?" I replied, "The quilt is on the floor". I'm not sure if you're going to be able to get a good look at this, but I'm sure you're going to be able to get a good look at this," he said!

Then the school changed a teacher to let us make a sentence, I calmly complete the homework, the teacher one by one immediately impressed me

I wrote a sentence is:

Sad ---- the big ditch in front of our house is very sad.

If---- canned food is not as nutritious as fruit juice.

Naive ---- It's a hot day for swimming.

Ten points ---- It's a shame that my sister only got ten points in math.

Conciliatory----I do things by starting with the easy ones first.

Ginseng ----The teacher said everyone must try their best when they join the brigade relay tomorrow.

Quilts ---- Jade's tampons were stolen.

Poos ---- Xiaoming makes poop the first thing to do when he wakes up every morning.

The teacher touched my head sternly said: after school to go home hairy 10 articles, I returned home no one, I was ready to complete the substitute teacher assigned homework, I went to the toilet began to hairy manure coated the wall, I put the restroom the whole painted ten very satisfied with my homework before I called it quits. The family came back to me scolded, the next day my mother to find the principal to sue the substitute teacher misuse, and then the substitute teacher was fired. Hey ...... I said to myself in my heart, "I look very creative, ugly is not my intention, heaven do not lose your temper, I will live bravely, lining the world's beauty. ！！！！！！！"

One morning during class,I was chewing gum while putting my feet up on the aisle.

Then the teacher said to me, "Please spit out what's in your mouth and put your foot in it"

My brain: "@$#$%#$#"

After that, one after another, a couple of other Teachers suffered a tragedy, the good thing is that there was no human life, and did not poke too big a leak. However, my fame was spreading, and I became a celebrity in the city for a while. However, celebrities also have the pain of celebrities, I have deeply experienced this.

When I was in junior high school, the physics teacher in physics class asked me: you say, how to change track? Me: According to the Diamond Sutra, if a person does only bad things in the solar life after death, he will become a ghost! It turned out that the teacher was talking about how satellites change orbit!

Sleeping in history class was woken up by the teacher, the teacher asked me: "Princess Wencheng married who?"

King whispered to me, "Songtsen Gampo." I did not hear, open-mouthed answer: "Song dynasty cadres." And then history didn't work out.

One day I came back from the barber store to look cool, and when I opened the door, all the girls exclaimed, "Cool guy is here!" I scratched my head in embarrassment: "Where...where! Where! Just a cool haircut." Coincidentally, the principal walked by and said in a serious manner, "You have to hand in your pants even if you pick them up!" Our brains immediately !!!!!!!!!! Good thing it's nothing, I headed for the men's dormitory, walked past the girls' dormitory downstairs, saw a close friend, bragged loudly and said, look, I cut a cool head. The second floor immediately a girl stretched out her head and said, my pants, you picked my pants .................. ！！！！！

The next day for the exam, the biology teacher brought in a bird covered with a cloth. Then he exposed the bird's legs for the students to guess what kind of bird it was. I really didn't know, so I turned in a blank paper. The teacher looked angry and asked, "Why did you hand in a blank paper? What's your name?" When I heard this, I huffed and puffed and rolled up my pant legs, exposing both legs and said, "Now it's your turn to guess who I am, isn't it?" The biology teacher immediately collapsed ~~~~~~

My fame has caused me a lot of trouble. All the middle schools in the city refused to accept me for enrollment out of concern for the safety of our teachers. I had no choice but to go to the countryside with an infinite longing for a major middle school. Although the conditions of the middle school in the countryside are a little bitter, but without the pressure of public opinion, I also live a free life. However, the gold is always to shine, the silence of the countryside high school did not inhibit my outburst. A chance encounter, I came out of nowhere again, suddenly rose to prominence, and quickly occupied the rural market.

One day, I was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late today?" I said, "I was late in the morning because I took my neighbor's uncle's sow to be mated."

The teacher hadn't finished listening to me when she opened her eyes wide and said, "This is something that should be done by the neighbor's uncle."

The teacher said, "This is something that can't be done by a boar, and the neighbor's uncle is not a livestock. So the host announced the final method of determining the winner: each class draws lots to send a representative, the two representatives of the coin guessing, the right guesser to the wrong guesser to ask a question, such as the wrong guesser to answer the correct answer, then the wrong guesser wins. If the wrong guesser answers correctly, the wrong guesser wins. Conversely, the class of the right guesser wins. I could not hide from my assignment. I was actually drawn as a representative and successfully guessed the wrong coin to enter the question and answer stage. Teachers and classmates got nervous, and everyone looked at me with eager eyes. Especially the class teacher, Mr. Li, had a heavy face and didn't say a word. I also felt some pressure, but not because of this, but because of my opponent - Wang Xiaofo, Wang Xiaofo was the most powerful "famous teacher killer" in our school at that time, he also saved several cases of human life under his hands. It was said that the last principal was killed in his hands. However, I still have a little bit of confidence, because no matter how I was also once the character of the time. The questioning began.

Wang Xiaofo stuck both hands in his pants pockets and said slowly, "My mom boiled a few eggs and put them in my pocket today, do you know how many?" "Coax!" There was an uproar all around. I don't know why everyone was up in arms, but I do know that the question piqued my interest immensely. Eggs! I hardly heard what he asked, I only heard the word "eggs" clearly. I only heard the word "eggs" loud and clear. I knew that during the years of hardship in the countryside there was little to eat, and two eggs would have been a delicious meal. I seem to see the bright crystal egg white and yellow tender yolk .......

"If I get it right, will you give me one to eat?" I had long forgotten about quiz competitions and class honors. All I was interested in was eggs, eggs! "If you get it right, I'll give you all two eggs." "Coax!" There was another outcry. I saw a stunned look on the faces of my opposing classmates, while my classmates were all cheering and hugging each other to celebrate their victory, and Teacher Li was also casting delighted glances at me, I didn't know what they were so happy about, but everyone was smiling at me, and I smiled back at them in embarrassment before answering, "Is it five?"

The smiles of my classmates froze for a moment, and gradually, the ebbing tide disappeared without a trace. The students on the other side, however, suddenly shouted and laughed. This world of things is really fast-changing, in a twinkling of an eye, everyone crying into laughter, laughing into crying, crying and laughing to make me also do not know how to do good. I have not had time to carefully ponder what happened. The meeting place was suddenly in chaos. Only to see a person face up to the sky, blood sprayed out of his mouth like a column, and then slowly fell down.

"Mr. Li!"

"Mr. Li!"

It was our homeroom teacher! I rushed over as well. I only saw that the teacher was pale, his eyes were closed and he was unconscious. "He's the one who killed Mr. Li!"

"It was him!"

"It was him!"

Swish! Swish! Swish! Swish! Swish, swish, swish, swish!!!

A bundle of angry eyes shot at me like sharp arrows.

My eyes went blank as a voice echoed in my ears, "Doron! Close the door! Release the dogs! All idlers stand back!"

Later it was said that Mr. Li did not die, just a serious illness, after getting well and discharged from the hospital, to see through the red dust, in the Wutai Mountain to become a monk, and from now on no longer teach.

Today, I ate meat skewers and ate a bad stomach. I've been to the hospital for a checkup, and I'm not sure what to do! This is a rat meat + gutter oil & Sudan red, 7456! The next also said: "What fast food restaurant, but also called what 'ken tc monstrous', selling stinky tofu is fished out of the cesspit. It stinks so bad that a swarm of flies grabbed it before I could eat it. As a result the flies' bodies all exploded!"

"That 'Pulse Crotch Jail' wanted me dead too!"

" 'Needle Centipede Hatching' really sucks!"

"I'm the one who's miserable! Went to 'the kryptonite hobby' ate bad stomach, and then went to 'nonmin yi yuan' prescribed a rotten medicine, and wrote what 'hipped tai dare chafing, executing moral provocation mange', and also said that the medicine guide is shit! "

"Shit, 'reed逅丙污's sold 'clear aluminum bomb testicles' ate my intestinal perforation, girlfriend chest rupture, are lung failure. But the hospital guy with the 'boil and loan compress' sign said he would be fine!"

The Toilet

There were six rich men, a Japanese, a Russian, a French, a Norwegian, a German and an American.

They went to the mall together. Being rich, they had almost nothing left to buy. Only the weird and wonderful attracted their attention. When the mall was advertising an artistic toilet that had just come in, the six rich men stopped to look at it.

After looking at it for a while, one of them suggested, "Such a novel toilet is indeed very unusual, how about buying one and trying it out?" Since they were all rich men, no one was left behind, and everyone planned to buy one.

The Japanese love cleanliness, so they bought a "super sanitary toilet"; the Russians like texture, so they bought a "granite toilet"; the French value art, so they bought a "painted toilet"; the French value art, so they bought a "colorful toilet"; the French value art, so they bought a "colorful toilet"; they bought a "colorful toilet"; they bought a "colorful toilet". Painted toilet"; Norwegians favor wood products, so bought a "pure wood toilet"; Germans advocate high-tech, so bought a "computerized full-control toilet"; Americans favor the freedom to relax, so bought a "music toilet".

Six people happily shipped the toilet home.

A month later, the six came together again in a business meeting, and in the course of small talk, the conversation unknowingly turned to the toilet they had bought last time.

The Japanese were outraged and spoke first: "I've returned the damn super-sanitary toilet. The manual says that the toilet will automatically disinfect itself after each use, and that the rim will be covered with a plastic film and sprayed with the words 'disinfected, please feel free to use'. But now the process is all messed up, and before I even stood up, it started spraying plastic wrap on my butt! I now have 'Sterilized, please feel free to use' written all over my butt!"

The Russian went on to complain, "Damn granite toilet, I've already returned it too, these people polished the granite so smooth that when I sat on it, it slid right off, and I fell several times, and I couldn't use it conveniently, not to mention that I got a bruised butt."

The French are not willing to lag behind, scolded: "Damn painted toilet, I also returned, painted printing quality is also too poor, always losing color, the painting on the toilet rim, and now all run to the butt up!"

The Norwegian was also furious: "Damn pure wood toilet, I also returned! What quality? I don't know if there was any control when it came out of the factory, but it said it was managed in accordance with ISO9000, and when I got up after the convenience, my butt was full of wood residue!"

The Germans at this time also can not stand it: "Damn computerized full-control toilet, I also want to return! I do not know what operating system, always dead, I just convenient to half, it began to scream: 'Now the toilet computer has been dead, please put on your pants and stand up, cover the toilet ring, cover the toilet cover, and then uncover the toilet cover, uncover the toilet ring, and then take off your pants to sit down again, the toilet computer can restart. Thanks! Tech support phone number 12345678.'Hmph!"

Finally, it was the American's turn, and he said indignantly, "Damn musical toilet, I can't return it without a refund! Originally, it said it had 3,000 songs and could play them randomly when it was convenient, but nine times out of ten it played the same song, the American national anthem, which made me have to put up my pants and stand up to salute as soon as I sat down!"

Three Ghosts

Three ghosts came to God and said in unison, "I died unjustly and deserve to go to heaven!" God: "I'll only let the most unjust one go to heaven, first tell me how you died."

A: "I was a cleaner. One day, I was sweeping the floor on the roof of some old, low and still no security net old building when I accidentally fell down. I grabbed a downpipe, but I didn't know which asshole pushed it over. Because the building was short, I didn't die. Turns out a refrigerator fell from above and killed me."

B: "I went to someone's wife's house to cheat on her, but her husband came home and I hid in the refrigerator. It turned out that the refrigerator seemed to fall through that window that didn't have a security net. I didn't die because I was protected by the refrigerator. As soon as I got out, a man fell from above and killed me."

C: "When I came home, I saw my wife with another man through the window of my house. I came home so angry that I pushed down all the downpipes, threw the refrigerator, and had a big fight with my wife. As a result, I accidentally fell out of the window and hit my head on someone else's and died."

God: "You all died unjustly, go to heaven."

The Secret of the Toilet

Country A developed a water-spraying toilet. Once, an envoy from country B visited country A, used their toilet and found it very comfortable. So country B also wanted to develop a water-jet toilet to show off to country A's envoys: we also have a water-jet toilet! But Country A's emissary was coming on the second day, and it was too late to make the toilet.......

Country A's emissary tried Country B's toilet, and didn't realize that not only did it squirt water, but it also had a towel for wiping his butt. In order to figure out how it was constructed, the messenger stood up and pressed the button again. He saw two hands, one holding a water jet and one holding a towel, sticking out of the toilet bowl.......

The Three Little Pigs

One day the wolf wanted to eat the Three Little Pigs. Two of the three little pigs were at the door and one was on the roof. （Pig 1 and Pig 2 were at the door and Pig 3 was on the roof. Pig 1's name is "Who", Pig 2's name is "Where", and Pig 3's name is "What".) And so the wonderful dialog goes.

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig 1: Yes

Wolf: What?

Pig 1: The "what" is on the roof.

Wolf: I'm asking what your name is.

Pig 1: My name is Who, and What is on the roof!

The wolf asked Pig 2: Who are you?

Pig 2: I'm not "Who", he's "What". (Pointing to Pig 1)

Wolf: You know him?

Pig 2: Uh-huh!

Wolf: Who is he?

Pig 2: Yes.

Wolf: What?

Pig 2: "What" is on the roof!

Wolf: Where?

Pig 2: "Where" is me.

Wolf: Who?

Pig 2: He is "who". (points to Pig 1 again)

Wolf: How should I know.

Pig 2: Who are you looking for?

Wolf: What?

Pig 2: Is he on the roof?

Wolf: Where?

Pig 2: It's me.

Wolf: Who?

Pig 2: I'm not the "who", he's the "who".

Wolf: Oh my god!

Pigs 1-2: "Gosh" is our dad.

Wolf: What, it's your dad?

Pig 2: No!

The wolf couldn't take it anymore and sighed to the sky: why?

Pigs 1-2-3: You know our grandfather?

Wolf: What?

Pig 1: No, our grandfather is "why".

Wolf: Why?

Pig 1: Yes!

Wolf: What is it?

Pig 1: No "why".

Wolf: Who?

Pig 1: I'm the "who".

Wolf: Who are you?

Pig 1: Yes, I'm the Who.

Wolf: What?

Pig 1-2: He's on the roof. ............

Reason for arrest

Someone yells, "The president is stupid ！！！！！！！！！" He was arrested, but not for "insulting the president", but for "revealing a high state secret"!

Intent

Someone sends a text message to a friend saying "I'm going to send you a red envelope!" He was happy, but then he wasn't. Turns out the next page of the text message said, "I've sent a mosquito to deliver it."

Antonyms

One day, the teacher walked into the classroom, and the students stood up together and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!"

The teacher said indignantly, "Only good morning? What about my afternoon? Is that bad?"

So the students shouted again in unison, "Good afternoon teacher!"

The teacher said indignantly again, "What about my evening?"

The students again shouted in unison, "Good evening teacher!"

The teacher nodded and said, "That's better, now shout it again!"

The students shouted in unison, "Good morning teacher, good afternoon, and good evening!"

The teacher said, "Sit down! Today we're going to review antonyms, and we'll practice like this, I'll say a sentence and you'll say the antonym out loud. Now begin."

The teacher: "It's a beautiful day."

Student: "It's a bad day."

Teacher: "The sun is shining everywhere."

Student: "It's cloudy everywhere."

Teacher: "The roads are crowded."

Student: "The road was empty."

Teacher: "Young."

Student: "Old."

Teacher: "Stand up."

Student: "Lay down."

Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road."

Student: "There was an old man lying down on the road."

Teacher: "I found a dollar bill."

Student: "I lost a dollar."

Teacher: "I found a dollar and gave it to the teacher."

Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal it from the teacher."

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!"

Student: "Correct, you should say that!"

Teacher: "Wrong."

Student: "Correct."

Teacher: "That's not okay, it's illegal!"

Student: "That's OK, it's legal behavior!"

Teacher: "I said wrong."

Student: "We say right."

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher says is correct!"

Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!"

Teacher: "You guys are stupid."

Student: "We're smart."

Teacher: "Stop!"

Student: "Continue!"

Teacher: "You stop now! Stop talking!"

Student: "We continue now! And talk!"

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!"

Student: "We're all geniuses, we say continue!"

Teacher: "You listen to the teacher!"

Student: "The teacher listens to us!"

Teacher: "All students must listen to the teacher!"

Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!"

Teacher: "Now you stop practicing!"

Student: "Now we'll keep practicing!"

Teacher: "Are you guys not finished?"

Student: "We have a beginning and an end!"

Teacher: "Then you guys stop! Stupid pigs!"

Student: "Then we should continue! Genius!"

.... After that, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with his books in his arms

Misunderstanding

One day the blind man and the cripple went out on their bicycles to do some errands, the blind man rode and the cripple watched the road, when a deep ditch suddenly appeared on the road, the cripple exclaimed, "Ditch, ditch, ditch!" The blind man thought he was singing and sang back, "Oh class, oh class, oh class!" As a result, the blind man and the cripple fell into the ditch together!

The Consequences of Not Understanding

A prostate doctor met an airplane pilot and had to make hand gestures because of the difference in language.

The doctor made the sign for "1".

The pilot made the sign for "5".

The doctor made the sign for "very small".

The driver made the sign for "very large".

The doctor made the "down" sign.

The driver made the "up" sign.

The doctor went home and said, "There's something wrong with that man! I said the man had one small, drooping prostate. He said men have five very large, upward-facing prostates!!!"

The pilot went home and said, "There's something wrong with that man! I said we have five airplanes at our airport, which is huge, and the airplanes fly upward. He said they only have one plane at the airport, the airport is small, and the plane flies downward!!!"

The American kid asked the Chinese kid, "How do you say thank you and no thank you in Chinese?"

"Thank you and no thank you."

"You're full of shit! How can you say shit shit for thank you and bull shit for no thank you?!"

The supervisor says to his subordinate, "Be early (money) to report."

"I'm going to be a turtle." "But became a kelp."

"Who am I going to imitate?" "They're all bad."

"I want some water." "Don't you drink it too fast."

"I want to fly in a hurry." "But the stewardesses are so pushy."

"What a bad day." "You do suck."

"You're quite right." "You're very well behaved."

I was looking away, at the brothel beds, and how many prostitutes were accompanying the johns.

I'm going to molest and then fry ......

One day the Devil King captured the Princess

The Devil King : "Go ahead and scream your throat out... No one will come to save you ...."

Princess : "Break your throat.... Throat..."

Nobody : "Princess... I've come to save you..."

Demon King :`Said Cao*Cao*Cao*Cao...'

Cao* : "Demon King... What are you calling me for..."

The Demon King :

The Demon King :

The Demon King : "Wow... I saw a ghost."

Ghost : "Shit! Got caught..."

Ghost: "Ghost, you can see me..."

Demon : "Oh, My God!"

God : "Who called me?"

Who :?°No one called you Ah..."

Nobody : "I didn't! Pretend to be garlic!"

Garlic : "Who's pretending to be me?"

Who : "Me again? Are you looking for trouble?"

Trouble: "Who's looking for me?"

Which one: "You? I didn't... Hey, there's a lot of people here."

Many people:

"I just got here ...... Who are you?"

Which one: "I'm nobody."

Which : "He's the one who isn't me."

Princess : "Is everyone here to save me?"

Everyone : "I'm not here to save you, I'm here for the fun."

Buzz: "What's so great about me?"

God : "It's none of my business, I'm leaving now."

Demon King: "Answer one question before you leave, why are so many people saving the princess? How can I continue to play the role of the devil king?"

Going down: "Why are you playing me instead of being a good demon king?"

Princess: "If there is no one else to play the role of the Demon King, I can go."

Nobody: "If I were to play the role of the Demon King, how could I let you go..."

How: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the fun."

Watch the fun: "What are you looking at me for?"

What: "You're going to fuck me? You're a hooligan!"

You're like, "I'm not?"

Me: "What's it to me?"

Monster: "Shit! I'm going crazy ......."

Bloody hell: "What the hell are you yelling at me for!

Crazy : "What do you want me to do?"

You want me: "I don't know anything!"

I don't know anything: "I don't know anything!"

I don't know: "I'm here! Is someone calling me?"

Someone: "I didn't call you!"

I didn't: "Who called him?"

Someone:

Who:

"Wrongfully accused... I didn't..."

I didn't: "I didn't wrong you..."

You: "I'm sorry, but you wouldn't dare."

You:

"Who said I wouldn't dare!

Who: "Come on... I didn't say anything."

I didn't say anything: "What do you want me to say?"

I didn't say anything: "... You... Aren't you my long lost brother?"

My long lost brother: "Crap... My name is so long... I'll be called..."

Who: "... I have to get out of this place"

Who:

This is my place....

I'm nothing&no: "Don't argue, Allah's talking..."

Don't argue: "I'm not talking..."

I wasn't: "I wasn't talking...".

I'm not saying anything: "-_-"... Let's go... Alla go outside and talk..."

Going: "I'm sorry... (

I didn't say anything: "None of your business.... I'm outta here..." (The two brothers walk out angrily.)

Nothing to do with you. Why are you kicking me out..."

Why: "I'm not kicking you out...". Good girl... Don't cry."

I didn't: "Oh... What's it to me now?"

What's it to me: "What? Did someone call me?"

Someone: "Who's calling you..."

Someone: "I really have to go.... .T.T"

Who: "I'm really sorry.... *V.V*" ("Who" collapses to the ground)

Not your problem: "...aren't you my cousin? Aren't you my cousin?"

Nothing to do with me:"... Cousin... Long time no see..."

Long time: "I'm not here..."

Demon King: "Are you guys done?"

Finished: "He's the one who doesn't have me."

You guys: "I'm the one who doesn't have him."

I'm the one who says, "Who says so?"

Who: "What did you call me?"

What: "You're gonna fuck me?"

You: "I'm not going to fuck him."

I: "Who says I won't?"

Who: "I'm innocent! I didn't say ......"

Said: "What am I doing?"

Who: "Shame on you both!"

You two: "I want it! I want it!"

Face: "Who wants me?"

Who: "I don't want it"

Monster: "Hurry up or I'll kick you out"

People: "Kick me out?

K: "Who's looking for me?"

Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, or I'll K him!"

Him: "Don't K me."

Me: "Who's going to K me?"

Who: "I finally got one, kill him ............"

One: "Don't get me"

Me: "I've had enough of this, whoever mentions my name again will never let you go."

Me: "I've had enough of this, whoever mentions my name again will never let you go."

One: "Don't get me."

Me: "Whoever mentions my name again will never let you go!

Who: "Look at my Dragon Slam!"

Me: "Look at my White Bone Claw!"

Dragonfalling Palm: "What's so great about me?"

Nine Yin White Bone Claws: "What's so pretty about me?"

What's so pretty: "Brother, I finally found you!"

What's good to look at: "Brother, let's go out and talk."

The Demon King: "Damn... This is a family reunion..."

In the end, the demon king's schizophrenia