original text

Yang Dezu is Wei Wu's master book. When he was a foreign master, he began to build pavilions. Wei Wu looked out, let a person write the word "live" and went. Yang Jianzhi, make it worse. Then he said, "The door is lively and the word is wide." Wang Zheng thinks the door is too big.

People paid Wei Wu a glass of cheese, and Wei Wu vomited a little. They covered their heads with the word "he" to show the public that they could not understand. The next time I went to Yang Xiu, I spat in the toilet and said, "What is there to doubt?"

Explanation of words:

Yang Zude: Yang Xiu, the word Zude. Wei Wu: Cao Cao. Main book: official documents, etc. Cue (with a Cui sound) Ju (with a bow sound): rafter (with a voice).

Entertain with wine, food, etc. This means "giving".

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Yang Xiu is the official position of Cao Cao as the main book. Cao Cao once went to Xiangguomen, looked around, asked a friend to mention the word "live" at the door and left. When Yang Xiu saw it, he had the door changed. He said: There is movable type in the middle of the door, which means that Lao Cao thinks the door is too wide.

Someone sent Cao Cao a box of crisp candy (cheese? ), then Cao Cao ate a little and wrote a word "He" on the lid for everyone to see. As a result, none of his friends knew. When he arrived at Yangxiu, Yang Xiu picked it up and ate it! The boss told us to each have a bite. What do you want to know?

arouse

Yang Xiu was so clever that he was killed by Cao Cao.