1. What kind of road can't you walk on?... (Answer: I won't tell you the answer).
2. Little Bobby can't move without a rope, why? (Answer: Little Bobby is a puppet, (that don't understand))
3. Little Wang is a good soldier, one day when he was on guard duty, he clearly saw an enemy quietly feel toward him, why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: he was aiming)
4. A student tossed a coin into the air: heads up to go to the movies, tails up to play pool, and if the coin stood up, go fucking study. (Answer: go study)
5. Two dogs race, dog A runs fast, dog B runs slow, run to the finish line, which dog sweats more? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat.)
6. There is an animal that is like a cat in size and looks like a tiger, what kind of animal is it? (Answer: a small tiger) 7
7. A monkey can break one corn every minute. How much corn can a monkey break in five minutes in an orchard? (Answer: did not break one)
8. A slip (Hint: Note the harmonic) three trees, to tie 10 horses, can only tie a single can not tie double? (Answer: Please ask how to bolt)
9. What in the world is higher than the sky? (Answer: The heart is higher than the sky)
10. What valuable thing is most likely to disappear? (Answer: Sputnik)
11. Three Jin Xin, three water called River, three people called the crowd, then three ghosts should be called what? (Answer: call for help)
12. fat girl sick, the most afraid of others to visit the sick said what? (Answer: Take care of yourself)
13. What is more annoying than a crow? (Answer: Crow's beak)
14. Confucius is the greatest what family in China? (Answer: the old man)
15. What is Sleeping Beauty's greatest fear? (Answer: insomnia)
16. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit in a place where you can never sit! Where did he sit? (Answer: on Siu Wah's body)
17. No matter how much twins look alike, someone will be able to tell them apart, who is this person? (Answer: themselves)
18. What is the longest train in the world? (Answer: Traffic jam)
19. There is a person who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired. (Answer: Santa Claus)
20. Why doesn't an egg break when you hit it against a rock? (Answer: If you hit an egg against a rock, it won't break.)
21. Which race is run backwards? (Answer: tug of war)
22. What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law? (Answer: kinship)
23. What does a dentist eat? (Answer: Mouth)
24. Ming Ming is nearsighted and a famous greedy boy, put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind the books, what do you think he will look at first? (Answer: nothing to see)
25.A person who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown, why? (Answer: wearing a life jacket)
26. What can be used to solve all mysteries? (Answer: the bottom of the mystery)
27. Two dogs are running in a race, dog A is running fast and dog B is running slow, which dog sweats more when they reach the end of the race? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat)
28. Chuchu's birthday is on March 30th. (Answer: March 30 of every year)
29. Where does the sea not produce fish? (Answer: The Sea of Resignation)
30. What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? (Answer: black night, which is the shadow of the earth)
31.There is a natural black marble, on the day of September 7, throw it into the Qiantang River what phenomenon will happen? (Answer: sink to the bottom of the river)
32. What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Answer: remove which two points of the word ice)
33. Xiao Wang is a good soldier, one day when he was on guard duty, he clearly saw an enemy quietly feel toward him, why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: Because he was taking aim)
34. There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your sibling, who is he? (Answer: yourself)
35.What climbs higher the hotter it gets? (Answer: Diffusometer)
36. What increases by half after being inverted? (Answer: Number 6)
37. Why do people go to the market? (Answer: Because the market can't come)
38. Why can a frog jump higher than a tree? (Answer: Trees can't jump)
39. A certain order is written on a piece of paper. However, the person who reads this writing can never read the order. So, what is written on the paper? (Answer: It is written on the level, do not read out this text)
40.An air conditioner falling from the building will become what weapon? (Answer: a murder weapon)
41. Why are modern people more and more words and not faith? (Answer: It is certainly more convenient to call than to write)
42. Two people live in a hutong, only a few steps away from each other, and they work in the same factory, but every day when they go out to work, they are always to the left of one and to the right of the other, why? (Answer: They live across the street.)
43. When does the net need to be able to carry water? (Answer: When the water turns into ice, of course you can use a net to carry it)
44. Where is the place with the highest death rate in the world? (Answer: in bed)
You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one can do it, two can't do it together. What is this? (Answer: dreaming)
How should a woman who has been divorced fifty times be described? (Answer: ex-gong, all gone)
How should a woman who has been divorced fifty times be described? (Answer: former public)
It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes; how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? (Answer: also three minutes for ninety children to eat at the same time)
What kind of wheel only turns but does not go? (Answer: the wheel of a windmill)
What on Earth travels the farthest distance each day? (Answer: Earth)
What was the earliest Chinese surname? (Answer: the family name Shan)
Iron has to rust when it's put outside, what about gold? (Answer: It will be stolen)
When is 1+2 not equal to 3? (Answer: When there is a miscalculation)
Two people live in an alley, just a few steps away from each other, and they both work in the same factory, but every day when they go out to work, one of them always goes to the left, and the other one goes to the right, why? (Answer: They live across the street.)
It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes; how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? (Answer: also three minutes for ninety children to eat at the same time)
What kind of wheel only turns but does not go? (Answer: the wheel of a windmill)
When is it better to keep your hands up? (Answer: When someone has a gun to your head)
Ming's house is on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken, and he didn't take the stairs himself, but he went up to the fifth floor to get home. (Answer: his mom carried him up the stairs)
What on Earth travels the farthest distance each day? (Answer: the Earth (the Earth rotates one week a day for four million kilometers))
A black, thick, hard stick into the hole, feel warm, wait until it is pulled out, the guests will have to pay for it (a kind of industry) (Answer: roasted sugarcane)
Lick also hard, do not lick also hard, want to sleep comfortably, first rub it (the body of the human thing) (Answer: teeth)
Something, the Oriental short, is a kind of short, but the Oriental short, is a kind of short, is the Oriental short. > a thing, the Oriental short, the Western long, married women can use the men this thing, monks have but do not use it (answer: human, the last name)
What is the hardest thing? Girls love it the most, especially married women. (Answer: diamonds)
Ah Ming gave a mosquito bite a large and small bag, ask the larger bag, is a male mosquito bite, or female mosquito bite? (Answer: male mosquitoes don't bite)
In a house, there are oil lamps, a heater and a fireplace. Now, you want to light the three appliances, but you only have one match. Which one should you light first? (Answer: match)
There are two prisoners in a cell, one of them is in jail for a year for stealing, and the other is a robber and murderer, but he is only in jail for two weeks, why? (Answer: Because the murderer had to be dragged off to fill his life)
What is the fairest way to divide five apples between two people? (Answer: Squeeze it into juice)
Small Zhang drove, accidentally hit a pole and had a car accident, when the police arrived there was a dead man in the car, Zhang said it had nothing to do with him, and the police believed it, why? (Answer: Xiao Zhang drove a hearse)
Why did a ferocious, hungry cat pull out its legs and run away when it saw a mouse? (Answer: ran after the mouse)
What is the elephant with the longest trunk and the second longest trunk in the zoo? (Answer: baby elephant)
Why does a man walking on the beach turn around and not see his footprints? (Answer: walking backwards)
What animal did you kill but shed your blood? (Answer: mosquito)
When two pairs of fathers and sons went to buy hats, why did they buy only three? (Answer: three generations)
Small red and small li are classmates, also live in the same street, they always go to school together, but every day as soon as they leave home one goes to the left, one to the right, what is going on? (Answer: Their doors are opposite to each other)
In a closely supervised examination, two students handed in identical examination papers. What was the reason that the examiner noticed but did not consider them cheating? (Answer: Both exam papers were handed in blank)
Auntie Zhang talked all day long, but there was one month when she talked the least, which month was that? (Answer: February)
There is a place that teaches bad people, but no policeman dares to take action against it. What kind of place is this (Answer: a detention center)
News that appears in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? (Answer: the year, month and day in the newspaper)
What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? (Answer: Open their eyes)
What should you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? (Answer: Stop dreaming)
An airplane full of people falls from 10,000 meters and crashes, why is there not a single injured person? (Answer: There were no injured, they all fell to their deaths)
What would be the first thing we would do to make a dream a reality? (Answer: Wake up)
What is something that people don't like to eat? (Answer: Eating a loss)
Why didn't she care when people told Adan how her clothes didn't have buttons? (Answer: because his clothes only have zippers and no buttons)
Firecrackers in the crotch ----- playing a military item (Answer: bombs)
Condoms ---- playing a place name (Answer: Baotou)
Small Liu is a very ordinary person, why is it surprising to be able to go for more than ten hours in a row without blinking? (Answer: while sleeping)
Valentine's card, birthday card, big and small cards, in the end to send what card to a woman, the most to win her heart? (Answer: credit card)
Why does Wang never touch the ground when he walks? (Answer: because he wears shoes)
Where do you have to pay to talk? (Answer: to make a phone call)
Dongdong's father has very good teeth, but he often goes to the dental hospital, why? (Answer: Because he is a dentist)
From which floor do you build a building? (Answer: from the foundation)
Why do geese fly to the south in the fall? (Answer: if they walk, which is too slow)
What door never closes? (Answer: a soccer goal)
What is more annoying than a crow? (Answer: A crow's beak)
Women do cartwheels. --- Play the name of a foreign city (Answer: Babylon)
There is a piece of natural black marble, what will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River on the day of September 7th? (Answer: sink to the bottom of the river)
There is a person who was born to your parents, but he is not your sibling, who is he? (Answer: yourself)
What climbs higher the hotter the weather gets? (Answer: thermometer)
There was an old lady who got on the bus, why did no one give up her seat? (Answer: There was an empty seat on the bus)
What did Wang do when he was brushing his teeth and whistling at a leisurely pace? (Answer: Brushing his dentures)
Which hurts more, hitting your head with a coconut or a watermelon? (Answer: Head hurts more)
What is a product whose manufacture date and expiration date are the same day? (Answer: Newspaper)
Why is there a hospital that never treats people? (Answer: Veterinary hospital)
Where does a cow with its head facing north turn to the right three times in place, then backward three times in place, then to the right again, when its tail is facing where? (Answer: toward the ground)
What is the fat girl's greatest fear when she is sick? (Answer: Take care of yourself)
If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do people want to commit suicide today? (Answer: To take their place in heaven)
Why would a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? (Answer: Chickens lay eggs)
The vixen is the best at mesmerizing men, so what kind of vixen mesmerizes both men and women? (Answer: Alcohol)
Small Zhang never walks without his feet touching the ground. (Answer: with shoes and socks)
Chubby was a famous diver, but one day he stood on the diving platform, but he didn't dare to jump down. Why was this? (Answer: There was no water underneath)
Which tooth grew out last? (Answer: false teeth)
Why do two tigers fight so hard that they have to fight to the death? (Answer: No one dares to talk them out of it.)
Why are Xiaohong and her mother both in the same class? (Answer: One is a student and the other is a teacher)
Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming race? (Answer: The frog fouled with the frogstroke)
How much time does it take to finish Peking University? (Answer: One banknote clock is enough)
Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock in the house, why does his mother always ask his father, who doesn't know how to repair clocks, to do it for him? (Answer: Fix Ming)
What color are the teeth of a baby born to a black man and a white man? (Answer: Babies don't have teeth)
What should you do with a stick if you want to make it shorter, but not saw, break or chip it? (Answer: take a stick that grows longer than it)
How should you write zero in Roman numerals? (Answer: Roman numerals do not have a zero)
Can you build a number larger than 3 and smaller than 4 out of 3 chopsticks? (Answer: build up to pi)
Sasha claimed to be an expert in recognizing the age of hens, and his trick was to use his teeth, why? (Answer: eating the chicken himself to recognize the age of the hen)
What is the number added between the numbers 0 and 1 to make the number greater than 0 and less than 1? (Answer: add a . It becomes 0.1)
What says that fathers don't touch each other, but when you call them dads, they touch twice? (Answer: upper and lower lips)
How many corners are left in a square table when one corner is removed? (Answer: 5 corners)
Mrs. Kim has always been a straight-talker, but what made her stammer? (Answer: Mrs. King gulped when she ate the sugar cane)
Consider carefully what is the biggest shadow you have ever seen? (Answer: the shadow of the earth, i.e. every night)
How do you arrange 24 people in rows of 6 in a city by 5? (Answer: Just line up in a square hexagon)
Two people in a public ****car are having a lively conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word, what is the reason for this? (Answer: it's a pair of deaf-mutes)
In what situation is a person at the point of being truly at the mercy of others? (Answer: while on the operating table)
What gets bigger the more angry it gets? (Answer: temper)
What is the reason that when you ask a doctor about a patient, the doctor only holds up 5 fingers and the family cries? (Answer: three long and two short)
What are the things that people willingly buy fake? (Answer: wigs, false teeth)
What gets dirtier the more you wash it? (Answer: water)
Who is the most disobedient? (Answer: Deaf)
A man fell into the river and struggled a few times, it climbed up from the river, his clothes were all wet, but his hair was not, why? (Answer: because he was bald)
The new socks that Ming bought had a hole in them, but he didn't go to the salesman to change them, do you know why? (Answer: the sock's mouth)
What is something you are punished for that you obviously didn't do? (Answer: Homework)
What is the one thing no one wants? (Answer: Getting sick)
What letter of the alphabet is the most popular? (Answer: CD)
What gives birth to its tail at night? (Answer: Meteor)
When a family member asked a doctor about a patient, the doctor only held up 5 fingers and the family cried, what was the reason? (Answer: three long and two short)
What has five heads, but people do not find it strange? (Answer: hands and feet)
What water never runs out? (Answer: tears)
What does an elephant's left ear look like? (Answer: right ear)
What book can't you buy in a bookstore? (Answer: Posthumous books)
What cap can't be worn? (Answer: a screw cap)
Why is a student often late for school even though he lives there? (Answer: the school where his home is located is not the school he attends)
Why do police officers turn a blind eye to car drivers who run red lights? (Answer: The car driver wasn't driving)
When two pairs of fathers and sons went to buy hats, why did they buy only three? (Answer: three generations)
In a closely monitored exam, two students turned in identical papers. What was the reason that the examiner noticed but did not consider them cheating? (Answer: Both were blank papers)
Auntie Zhang talked all day long, but there was one month when she talked the least, which month was that? (Answer: February)
There is a place that specializes in teaching bad people, but no police officer dares to take action against it. What kind of place is it (Answer: a detention center)
What do most self-employed people rely on for food in today's society? (Answer: mouth)
What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Answer: Remove two points of water)
Small Liu is a very ordinary person, why is it surprising that he can not blink for more than ten hours in a row? (Answer: Sleep)
Small Wang is a good soldier, one day he was on guard duty, clearly saw an enemy quietly feel toward him, why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He was aiming at himself.)
What other uses do pigs have for human beings? (Answer: It can also be used to scold people)
Six-year-old Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home, why does his mom always let his dad, who can't repair clocks, do it for him? (Answer: Mom lets Dad fix Ming)
What is the first thing everyone does when they wake up in the morning? (Answer: Open their eyes)
News published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? (Answer: the month and year in the newspaper)
Yan had 10 coins in his pocket***, what was left in his pocket when he missed 10 coins? (Answer: a broken hole)
Why does it mean that when a woman wears high heels, it means she wants to get married (Answer: because when you wear high heels, people run slower when they chase you.)
A circle ten meters in diameter was drawn on the grass with a cow inside and a stake inserted in the center of the circle. The cow is tethered by a five-meter-long rope. If the rope is not cut or untied, will this cow be able to eat the grass outside the circle? (Answer: It does not say that the cow is bolted to the stake.)
There are two people, one facing south and the other facing north standing, not allowed to turn around, not allowed to walk, not allowed to look in the mirror, and they are asked if they can see each other's faces? (Answer: face to face)
There is a piece of natural black marble, in the September 7 this day, throw it into the Qiantang River what phenomenon will happen? (Answer: sink to the bottom of the river)
Which tire does not turn when a car makes a right turn? (Answer: Spare)
When Xiao Wang traveled abroad with his parents for the first time, his parents did not know what to do because of the language barrier, and Xiao Wang did not know the slightest bit of foreign language, and he was not deaf or mute, but he did not feel the slightest bit of inconvenience as if he was in his own country. (Answer: Wang is a baby)
What comes often, but never really comes? (Answer: Tomorrow)
What is it that you destroy just by calling its name? (Answer: Silence)
What is something that you don't have to put effort into hitting? (Answer: Dozing)
There is a word that everyone pronounces wrong when they see it. What word is this? (Answer: mispronunciation)
What is the one thing that a magnifying glass cannot magnify? (Answer: angle) 6829>
When does the sun come out of the west? (Answer: when you swear)
The heart replacement surgery failed and the doctor asked the dying patient what last words he had to give, guess what he would say? (Answer: Actually you don't know my heart)
Small Ming found his room was burglarized, but he was not nervous at all, why? (Answer: It's someone else's room)
A man jumped from a 50-meter-high building to commit suicide and fell heavily to the ground, why didn't he die? (Answer: He was scared to death in mid-air.)
Why did Wang, a good soldier, turn a blind eye when he saw the enemy creeping towards him while he was on guard duty? (Answer: He was aiming.)
Why can a frog jump higher than a tree? (Answer: Trees don't jump)
When does four minus one equal five? (Answer: Something with four corners has one corner cut off)
What gets bigger the more angry it gets? (Answer: Temper)
What is the difference between Xiangqi and Go? (Answer: The more you play Xiangqi, the less you play, the more you play Go)
A chicken and a goose, put them in the freezer, the chicken freezes to death, but the goose lives, why? (Answer: it's a penguin)
Why does a doctor wear a mask during surgery? (Answer: to avoid being recognized)
What is smaller than a bacterium? (Answer: the son of a bacterium)
What else do people know about you when you brag to them about your strengths? (Answer: Not dumb)
IX - This Roman numeral stands for 9. How do you add a stroke to make it an even number? (Answer: Add 5 in front of it)
Wenwen is washing her clothes, but after half a day, her clothes are still dirty, why? (Answer: She was washing someone else's clothes)
There was a man wearing a helmet with a fan tied to it, a fan in his left hand, a kettle in his right hand and skates on his feet. (Answer: a mental hospital)
Is it possible to bury people living in Hong Kong in Guangzhou (Answer: How can a living person be buried?)
Small Ming knows the answers to the test paper, why does he still look at his classmates' frequently? (Answer: Xiao Ming is a teacher)
What are you punished for that you obviously didn't do? (Answer: Doing your homework)
News published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? (Answer: The newspaper's, year, month, and day)
Small Ming said to Xiaohua: I can sit in a place where you can never sit! Where did he sit? (Answer: on Siu Wah's body)
What official not only doesn't receive a salary, but also pays out of his own pocket? (Answer: the groom's pipe)
There was an old lady who got on the bus, why did no one give up her seat? (Answer: There were empty seats on the bus)
What is the situation that one mountain can accommodate two tigers? (Answer: one male and one female)
Where is a place that can be big or small? (Answer: toilet)
How does a new sock have a hole in it? (Answer: the sock opening)
What book has no one ever seen? (Answer: The Book of Heaven)
What is the condition in which a person goes up in seven? (Answer: Cremation)
What is the one thing that the people who buy it know and the people who sell it know, but only the people who use it don't know? (Answer: coffins)
Why is a bottle of medicine labeled as highly poisonous harmless to people? (Answer: as long as you don't drink it)
What's the best way to make a stick shorter, but you're not allowed to saw it, break it, or chip it? (Answer: find a stick longer than it and compare it to it)
When does four minus three equal five? (Answer: something with four corners cut off one corner)
If the world were to end tomorrow, why would anyone want to commit suicide today? (Answer: To take their place in heaven.)
What is the advantage of having black hair? (Answer: not afraid of tanning)
The disillusioned TOM jumped into the river, but he couldn't swim and didn't drown, why? (Answer: love the river)
Which type of bamboo does not grow in the soil? (Answer: Firecracker )
What is the advantage of having black hair? (Answer: Don't have to worry about being tanned )
Why did Xiao Wang travel abroad with his parents for the first time, his parents looked overwhelmed because of the language barrier, and Xiao Wang, who also didn't know any foreign languages, didn't feel the slightest inconvenience as if he was in his own country? (Answer: He was a baby )
What kind of chicken has no wings? (Answer: field fowl )
Why did a man say that you can tell the age of a chicken by its teeth? (Answer: teeth can chew out the age of meat )
What grows its tail at night? (Answer: Shooting star )
What is an animal that you kill but bleeds your own blood? (Answer: Mosquito )
What valuable thing is most likely to go missing? (Answer: Sputnik )
What is the main cause of divorce? (Answer: marriage )
When does a clock not go? (Answer: Clocks don't go in the first place)
What is the difference between the feeling after being bitten by a crocodile and after being bitten by a shark? (Answer: No one knows)
It is said that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? (Answer: a bound book)
Why are most Buddhists in the northern hemisphere? (Answer: Namo Amitabha)
What kind of person never goes to the doctor when he is sick? (Answer: blind)
Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? (Answer: afraid of biting their hands into it)
What do you call a beautiful woman who doesn't have children after marriage for fear of losing her figure? (Answer: a woman of great beauty)
What is the one thing in the world that carries people around at nearly 2,000 kilometers per hour and doesn't have to be refueled or otherwise fueled? (Answer: Earth)
What was the first thing Santa put in his stocking this Christmas Eve? (Answer: his own feet)
The disillusioned TOM jumped into the river, but he couldn't swim and didn't drown, why? (Answer: love the river)
The kangaroo and the monkey competed in a high jump. Why did the kangaroo lose before he even started jumping? (Answer: The kangaroo jumped on both feet)
Why is there a sheep in a pack of wolves? (Answer: There is a sheep in the word group)
The snail traveled from Shanghai to Beijing in one minute, why? (Answer: on the map)
What do you look for in a dog when you fight a tiger? (Answer: to see if you have the balls)
Which of the words East, South, West and North should be filled in the O position of No, Jen, King, O, My? (Answer: it should be West! Because there are one, two, three and five in the first few characters respectively)
Three brothers are separated between the oldest and the youngest, although they were born on the same day in the same year and the same month, but they are not similar at all, why? (Answer: They are fingers )
After a seaman, who has spent most of his life adrift on the vast ocean, sets one foot on the mainland, what is the next thing he would like to do most? (Answer: set foot on the other side)
What is another name for an eggplant? (Answer: Vegetable)
When do a cow's tongue and tail meet together? (Answer: in a restaurant)
What can you borrow without returning it (Answer: borrowing light)
When does four minus one equal five? (Answer: Something with four corners has one corner cut off)
What gets bigger the more angry it gets? (Answer: Temper)
What is the one thing that you can only hold with your left hand, but not with your right? (Answer: right hand)
What was Adam and Eve's biggest regret after they got married? (Answer: No one came to drink the wedding wine)
Why is a bottle of medicine labeled as highly poisonous harmless? (Answer: As long as you don't drink it)
Why were only three people injured when a signboard suddenly fell from a height and hit five people walking side by side? (Answer: Because of the signboard of the Gang Danglao M)
Every couple has an absolute ****same point in their life, what is it? (Answer: It's getting married on the same day, same month, same year)
What's the difference between the feeling after being bitten by a crocodile and after being bitten by a shark? (Answer: No one knows.)
Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang bite that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk at their first meeting? (Answer: Zhuozhuang is a goat)
Where are there the fewest statues of Buddha? (Answer: the south, the South Amitabha Buddha)
How long does it take to finish Tsinghua University? (Answer: It takes only one second to read the words "Tsinghua University")
Why can a frog jump higher than a tree? (Answer: Because trees can't jump at all!)
Why do people go to the market? (Answer: Because markets don't come.)
What is something that a hundred men can't lift, but a woman can lift with one hand? (Answer: an egg, for example, a hundred men cannot lift an egg at the same time)
The ancient Chinese used to dip their orchid-colored tunics, in the Yellow River, and what phenomenon would result? (Answer: the clothes got wet)
Why do you pay 60 yuan for one and 20 yuan for two of the same item? (Answer: with a hundred-dollar bill to buy forty dollars for the change of things)
Masters and mothers and siblings, a **** only three people, this is why? (Answer: son, mother and uncle)
A man loves to drink, and afraid of his wife, his wife stipulates that you must take off your shoes to enter the door, and he remembered as if it were a holy decree. One day and drink the swing back, just to the stairway suddenly remembered that his wife said to enter the door must take off his shoes, hurriedly took off his shoes in his hands, barefoot to the fifth floor. Opened the door and shook the shoes and said to his wife: I remembered to take off my shoes today. (Answer: must take off shoes)
What word is common all over the world? (Answer: Arabic numerals)
What is the hotter the weather, the higher it climbs? (Answer: temperature)
What gives birth to its tail at night? (Answer: pop)
What is the one ceremony that a priest can't perform no matter what? (Answer: his own funeral)
What is the main cause of divorce? (Answer: marriage)
Man was doing laundry, but after half a day, her clothes were still dirty, why? (Answer: He was washing someone else's clothes)
When does four minus one equal five? (Answer: a quadrilateral, cut off one corner, and there are five more corners)
The big man is peeing .... Guess a thing (Answer: flower (flower 扶老二))
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