Left eye jumps, peach blossom blooms, right eye jumps, chrysanthemum blooms.

You have to be online for me tonight, or I'll write your name on a monument.

I will die a dozen different ways.

Life is like a play, love is one, marriage and children is another. It's normal.

I'd be chopped into chips for sure.

Life is all about death, early or late.

Now the raw rice has been cooked.

Death is not scary, sitting around waiting to die is scary.

If I agree, I'm in charge. If you don't agree, she's in charge.

Oh my God, I can't even wash myself by jumping into the Sea of Japan.

Europe and the United States over the hidden class ~ Japanese action class ~

Meeting and parting, as if a turn, one circle after another, connected to the dance of life, some will come back, and some know that goodbye is too difficult.

You are really more Donnie Yen than Jet Li!

The pugnacious life needs no explanation!

How can you say that he has a brain? The premise is that there must also be a brain ah.

Three ignorant cobblers, stinks of Zhuge Liang.

Good point, that's a lot of talk, I didn't get much of it.

A good man is me I'm Zeng Xiaoxian

I'm Zeng, I told you, believe me, believe me.

I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt vapor

Opportunities rained down on me. But I dodged them all.

Heater roasted bullfrogs~

Let's face it, life tends to be a lot heavier than those idolatrous flavors.

Help me dice the carrots

What you have, you have an ID

You talk to them until midnight every day, how do they have time to create humans?

Bet me not on what you want, but on what I have...

Punching people is not advocated Punching self-respect in the face

We are brothers in arms

As long as you dare to use violence against any of us

Our other two will

call the police. Hey, they're all gone

No sign of us peeking

No sign of peeking, no sign of the idiots who found 2 of them.

It's a good thing it wasn't red wine or my clothes would be ruined, and it's a good thing it wasn't acid or your face would be ruined.

You've got your head and ass backwards again.

I'm more fragile than you look.

If there is a car driving with Red and Ming sitting in it, who is the owner of the car? Answer: If.

A ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Vanda?

We can't even afford to buy a "handkerchief hunger card"

If you can escape the monk, you can't escape the abbot.

Don't be obsessed with me, I'm not just a legend.

I really want to install a flush toilet in your brain to flush out all those disgusting things in your head

Then his whole brain is going to be flushed out

Real life has no rehearsal, it's all live

What she is going to do is not a dish, it's a wife.

The new generation of urban women, up to the hall, down to the kitchen, kill the Trojan horse, over the fence, drive a bike, buy a house, fight the mistress, fight hooligans!

We are two aspiring youths standing on the street about to let go of their ideals.

The difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't turn into a human being, but he turns into a pig every now and then.

I was trying to fight for the boys, now I'm really light.

I'm not a celebrity I'm just a human!

A competition is a competition, you can not participate in it, what if you participate in it, you have to abide by the rules of the competition and bear all the consequences.

I'm not only calm now, I have egg on my face!

If there are no rules, then winning and losing is meaningless, and winning and losing is meaningless, then the contest is meaningless.

I'll make you a prince when I'm emperor.

What seat are you on? I am made of meat

What is Hu Yidao to you?

When an official does not do things for the people, it is better to go home and sell sweet potatoes

A talking ape is ten thousand times better, and I insulted the word by calling you a shrunken head turtle.

Who doesn't look good as a child, is the road a place to jump rubber bands?

There are green worms inside the greens, and wire inside the fans

Zi Qiao: Zeng Xiao Xian, you are a man, it should be the devil's body not the devil's stepmother that can turn you on!

Xiaoxian: No way, there are only 24 episodes of The Devil's Stepmother.

Guanyu: But you also watched 40 episodes of Where's My Own Mother, 80 episodes of Divorced Don't Cry, and 160 episodes of When a Daughter-in-Law Becomes a Wife before that. Congratulations ...... you've experienced a woman's ..................... ............... lifetime!

Q: What are the 4 most common phrases spoken by Monk Sha in Journey to the West?

A: 1, the eldest brother, the master was captured by the demons

2, the eldest brother, the second brother was captured by the demons

3, the eldest brother, the master and the second brother was captured by the demons

4, the second brother, the master was captured by the monsters

Q: a tortoise drilled out of his shell, dismantled and re-covered one, and drilled into the living, playing a Health care products

Answer: calcium in calcium

Again asked:

Again answered: new cover in cover

Again asked: a tortoise once again drilled out of its own shell, dismantled and once again re-covered a, and then burrowed in to live, playing a health care products

Again answered: giant calcium

Zi Qiao: "What man can be responsible for nothing. People like us, tomorrow we fly away." (As any sensible person knows, the one time you dress up as Caesar)

Three feet of ice can't be thawed out without a microwave!

Don't mistake shrimp for seafood.

I, for one, loved a girl, and we were entangled together for a long time,

every single day we had to fight and argue and drink saltines together.

Until one day she suddenly left without leaving a word.

I felt guilty on the day we parted,

I knew it was a mistake for her to stay with me,

because I couldn't give her the happiness she wanted,

and maybe it was a mistake for her to leave,

but she had to choose to make one after the other,

before she could tell herself which mistake was more worthwhile to make-

Then the result was What about it

- there are no results, and people tend to make one mistake in order to avoid another

Why let remorse bury your life when there are many mistakes that can't be avoided?

Instead of running around, why not face one, don't you think?

Getting silicone is the way to go

I just need time to get my love brewing.

Life is born to live, the rest is just clouds.

Paying two loans is having a mortgage and a car loan

He's styling and I'm building

Shut the door and let Xiao Xian go.

Hu Yifei: Are you really related?

Tang Youyou: really ah, I'm the fucking thirteenth sister

Ziqiao: she's really fucking my mom's thirteenth sister, although I'm very reluctant to admit this

Tang Youyou: but I'm always your sister-in-law ah, good boy

Xiaoxian: your mom is really evil

Yifi: really fucking evil

Shuang Guan Gu

Who the hell is this

This peach is back to you, can I change it for a flash?

Guanyu, your look today .... It's red

Beautiful music, full of content, clear theme, fascinating

Don't give words to your opponents, the play, it's robbed.

Your explanation is a cover-up, and the cover-up is the truth, and the truth is the beginning of evil!

Not by the book, Conan would be pissed off as Mouri Kogoro if he were alive.

There is a piece of frozen tofu in the fridge ......

I prefer pigs to people, pigs are always pigs, people are sometimes not people

You are a sheep voice, you started off on the wrong foot, and can't come back again, can you?

I would like to point out a Chen Xiaochun's count you hard to send the train station of those ticket offenders

I am very handsome, but handsome is not obvious.

I am a pregnant woman who still has to work two jobs outside

Comrade Zhang helped revolutionize the technology of our farm and exceeded the task, and also received a commendation for his ability to plant rice seedlings

The actress was injured that you know ah, that is, horseback riding bar silicone out of the bar

You have no place to rest your youth, has been nailed to the child's cross

The youth of the children's crucifixes

The children's crucifixes have been crucified.

The knife breaks the water more current, people do not repair the joke for a long time

You call someone else's name at this time, it's not good for my heart

I'm a small stream, always flow forward, small stream ah small stream, never stop.

She was normal, very normal, even normal a little less normal.

Relationships that don't end in marriage are just hooliganism

Pure men? Isn't there only one pure man in China

When you wrestle and fall down with only one gram of blood left, you call out three times for Brother Xinzeng, and you will be resurrected in the same place.

The tiger doesn't have a cat, you think I'm sick

Listen to other people's stories and shed your own tears.

Counting sheep is a foreigner's way of doing it, because sheep and sleep sleep harmonize, and Chinese people should count the dumplings...

People play many roles in their lives, and if you're not happy, you can throw the script away. But remember, there is a script that really, really belongs to you, so don't throw it away by mistake.

If my relationship fails, it will be the other person who is on the floor.

Why does this guy look so handsome at first glance? Slow down, it must be the first glance! I'm at first glance, I'm at first glance again, I'm still at first glance, how come at first glance are so handsome ah.

Internet chat is very dangerous, do not move the real feelings.

I also want to fall in love early, but it's already too late.

They're not the only ones who are used to the idea, but they're the ones who are used to it.

No matter how excited, please pat someone's leg.

He graduated from a school for the retarded, right?

He writes plots

worse than sheep sounds

Touched keyboards

Can't even survive an amoebic protozoa

The biggest difference between him and a pig is that

a pig can't just turn into a human being

And he turns into a pig every other day

Me. guess he wrote his script in pig's hooves

I suggest he take some hemorrhoid medicine

To cure his foot-in-mouth disease

To be in the jungle, it's best to be a bachelor

To test a man's sincerity, it's not what he says, but what he says when he's drunk.

I just bought a new set of razors at my place, are you interested in trying it out ah~

Do you believe it or not, I can guess the brand of perfume you use! Is it Georg Armani? Is it Christian Dior or Chanel No.5? [Neither!]; isn't it European? [It's Six God!]; this brand is quite rare! Is it American? [Six God, I bought it from the supermarket ......]

The clubs are too old, the holes are too small, the table is too high, and the condition is bad.

They were just here again were they, yeah He also said are you going to Harvard? He said they have people in their family in America. Oh, I know Beale Gates.

I've got a bad case of the munchies.

If you want to live a good life, you need to have some green on your body.

Don't be obsessed with the conch, it's really a legend.

Missing it, is the best solution

You guys are right, that's not a diamond at all, not even a rhinestone, when it was removed from the chandelier.

For justice, for brotherhood.

Watching the Spring Festival Gala has been a Chinese tradition for thousands of years.

Think you are decadent, it turns out to be scrapping

You think about the nature of the Spring Festival Gala, a group of handsome men and women in the big pants all-night party, while we seven obsessed men and women, only in front of the TV set in front of the stupid look at the part.

No skirts in my class or I'll penalize her for doing handstands

Taekwondo has won the Poetry Chant Award, so how can we mix it up in Literature and Arts Ching-hua

Watch the Spring Festival Festival Gala, and you'll have eternal life.

It is often said, not afraid of donkey-like leadership, afraid of pig-like subordinates.