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McDull's Classic Quotes
McDull: Please, fishball thick noodles

Principal: No thick noodles

McDull: Really? How about a bowl of river noodles with fishballs

Principal: No fishballs

McDull: Really? How about beef tripe and thick noodles

Principal: No thick noodles

McDull: How about fishballs and oil noodles

Principal: No fishballs

McDull: Why is there nothing? Then how about squid balls and thick noodles

Principal: No thick noodles

McDull: Sold out again? I'd like a bowl of rice noodles with fishballs

Principal: No fishballs

By the way: McDull, they're sold out of fishballs and thick noodles, that is, all the accompaniments with fishballs and thick noodles are gone

McDull: Oh~~! There's nothing to go with ...... Please just fishballs

Principal: No fishballs

McDull: What about thick noodles?

Principal: No thick noodles

McDull's motto:

McDull said: A big disaster will have a pot of porridge.

McDull said: Kidney knots are strength.

McDull says: A pig has another piggy bank.

McDull said: There are unpredictable storm clouds in the sky, and there are tarts in a split second.

McDull said: "Smell the chicken and start chopsticks!

McDull said: A lover becomes a buckle.

McDull said: If two lovers are in love for a long time, it is not in the pork.

McDull said: three people, there must be a pig's head

My volunteer is to be a principal, every day after the collection of student tuition fees to go to eat hot pot, today to eat spicy hot pot, tomorrow to eat pickled fish hot pot, the day after tomorrow to eat pig bone hot pot, Cheng teacher straight to praise me: McDull you have finally found the true meaning of life!

Mei, do you need to wear pants to be a pillar of society?

Of course I do. Who doesn't wear pants as a pillar of society?

Ah~~~good grief! I only have one pair of swimming pants.

Then you'll be a lifeguard, and lifeguards are pillars of society.

Also? But I'm scared of dying oh! Mei, if there are times when those pillars of society want to stink, will they

take off their pants?

Of course they would!

Oh~~ that's good! I can be a pillar of society who wants to stink!

Why do you want to stink when they tell you to be a pillar of society?

Let me ask you, if a pillar of society really wants to stink, is it still a pillar of society?

Sort of!

That's more like it...if a pillar of society is so full that he burps and farts, is he still a pillar of society?

Sort of?

If that pillar of society gets mouth sores, pimples, overfeeds, and athlete's foot, is he still a pillar of society?

Where do you get all these questions?

Oh, I'm afraid I won't be a pillar of society when I grow up!

What are you afraid of? If you grow up and study hard, you'll be a pillar of society!

Study well? If you study hard, won't you miss Stinky?

Mei: McDull, what are you wearing?

McDull: Ol~~ah.

Mei: What's OL?

McDull:OL......OL is office lady!

Principal's Speech Classics

Fellow students! It's been almost 50 years since the founding of this school, not quite 50 years, but almost 50 years, and soon it will be more than 50

years since the founding of this school! Well~~~in this close to 50 years, less than 50 years, our school has already trained many pillars for the society, soon our

school will train more pillars for the society! Perhaps you may ask: "Principal, what is the point of producing so many pillars of society

in these 50 years? I can tell you clearly that it will take a long time for our school to reach 50 years of existence,

As for whether our school will have the opportunity to celebrate our 50th anniversary, I would like to ask you this question: What is the use of training so many pillars of society

? Whether or not we will have the opportunity to celebrate our 50th anniversary and produce more pillars for our society will depend on whether or not

We will be able to collect all the tuition fees from our students this month, thank you!

Principal, how can we celebrate our 50th anniversary?

McDull: I got an "A"

Amay: McDull, look carefully, you got an "H"

McDull: I almost got an "A"

Amay, do you have any cow shit?

That's my FD, why doesn't your FD have a waist?

One watermelon, half for you, half for me, you don't want it,........

I am a straight man.

......

It's a good thing that you've been treated like a hot pot!

You guys get it together!!!!!

If it wasn't for the river, he would have been kicked to death by Li Xiaolin.

The most classic line:

There is sunny, blue sky and white clouds, coconut sand and trees, clear water and white sand, located in the Indian Ocean paradise.

Fast food, regular food, special food

McDull: please, I want a regular meal

Matthew: regular meal? What's in a regular meal?

Man: It's the same as the Special Meal

Matthew: What's the Special Meal?

Man: It's like fast food

Mrs. Mak: What's fast food?

Man: Fast food is just lunch

Mrs. Mak: What's for lunch?

Man: Lunch is the same as dinner

Matthew: What's for dinner?

Man: Dinner is the same as regular meal

Mrs. Mak: In that case, I'd like to have two regular meals

Man: Good stuff, our regular meal today is ...... I'm sorry, we're out of regular meals

McDull: Yeah, I'll take the special meal instead

Matthew: Special meal? What's in the special meal?

Man: The special meal is lunch

Matthew: What's for lunch?

Man: It's all about dinner

Matthew: What's for dinner?

Man: It's the same as fast food

Mrs. McDonald: What's for fast food?

Man: Well, fast food is just like regular food

Mrs. McDonald: And you just said there's no regular food?

Man: Yes, the regular food is sold out, so do you want to try the special food?

Mrs. Mak: Two specials now

Man: Sorry, the specials are sold out

McDull: Yes, mom, why don't you try the fast food instead

Mrs. Mak: What's in the fast food?

Man: Fast food is regular food

Matthew: What's in regular food?

Man: The regular meal is lunch

Mrs. McDonald: What's for lunch?

Man: Lunch is the same as dinner

Matthew: What about dinner?

Man: Dinner is the special meal

Mrs. McDonald: Oh, so you just said there's no special meal?

Man: Yeah, the specials are sold out, so why don't you try the fast food? The same thing

Mrs. Mak: I'd like to try the fast food

Man: I'm sorry, there's no fast food

Mrs. Mak: What kind of food do you have?

Man: Lunch, lunch is good

Matthew: How is it good?

Man: It's as good as dinner

Mrs. McDonald: What about dinner?

Man: It's as good as a regular meal

Mrs. McDonald: What about a regular meal?

Man: Regular meal? The regular meal is sold out in the morning, so what do you think?

Mrs. Mak: Okay, okay, I'll take two lunches

Man: Sorry! We're out of lunch. Why don't you try our dinner? It's the same thing

Mrs. Mak: What kind of dinner is it in the middle of the day?

Man: Ugh ...... The name is just dinner, but it's really just lunch

Mrs. Mak: Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, I want two dinners, hurry up

Man: You want to be fast? If you want fast, you need fast food

Understand

There are still a lot of things in this world

I can't figure them out,

but I'm not afraid.

I think that someday I'll finish kindergarten,

move up to elementary school,

go to middle school,

and then college,

and when I graduate from college,

I know I'll understand everything.

Matthew's World

Paper Wrapped Chicken - Welcome to Matthew's World, today I'm going to introduce you to a simple and chic little dish - Paper Wrapped Chicken, which the kids at home will love. The material is very simple, we only need a chicken bag, we will tear off the paper at the bottom of the chicken bag ...... Slowly tear, you will get a chicken wrapping paper, and then the chicken wrapping paper will be reversed, this flavor of paper wrapped chicken is completed, very easy right? Thanks for tuning in!

Paper Chicken Buns - I'm glad to see you all again so soon, I'll teach you how to make a flavor of paper chicken buns, the material is very simple, you only need a piece of white paper, we just need to put the paper like this (kneaded) ...... A flavor of paper chicken package is so finished, children, do you think it looks like a chicken package?

Wrapped chicken paper package chicken wrapping paper package chicken - now to teach you a very chic small dishes ---- wrapped chicken paper package chicken wrapping paper package chicken, first of all, the paper package chicken carefully tear open, you will have a piece of chicken wrapping paper and a piece of chicken, and then the chicken wrapping paper like me like this wrapped the piece of chicken, and then like this with the wrapped chicken paper package package package to wrap it! Then the chicken wrapping paper like me, and then like this with the chicken wrapping paper package package package it, that a flavor of chicken wrapping paper package chicken wrapping paper package chicken on the finished! Isn't it very simple? There really is a piece of chicken to eat it!

The big disaster, there will be a pot of porridge.

The hip knot is power.

Pigs also have -pig pockets.

Meat doesn't peck, it doesn't make a cake.

The sky has its own winds and clouds, and people have their own egg towers in a blink of an eye.

Smell the chicken and start chopsticks.

If two loves are long-lasting, how can they be in pork and flesh?

The 18th generation of descendants

McDull: Mom, what is the 18th generation of descendants?

Matthew: ah .... It's your dad's dad's dad's dad .....

You're lazier than an ass

Maddox: Why don't you say it's you who's too lazy to raise your hand,, and an ass that knows it needs to poop,, you're lazier than an ass!

Matthew: Because the teacher is singing and I want to wait for her to finish...

Matthew: Don't sell out your chicken

McDull: Be as competitive as your ass

......

McDull: May ah, is it me or the ass that's lazy?

May: Of course you're lazier than your ass!

I was so close to getting an A

McDull: Ah, May, look, I got an A in mimeography~~

May: A your ass, look at it, it's H. A and H are a little bit different!

McDull: Ah, so I'm a little short of an A!

My favorite is chicken!

McDull: My favorite chicken! My mom's favorite chicken! My favorite thing to do is to eat my mom's and my mom's favorite fast chicken with my favorite mom!

Maddox Oral Liquid

Narrator: dizziness, heartburn, insomnia, night sweats, hot flashes ------ warm tips ---- you have embarked on another stage of your life ----- women's menopause

Maddox: the more weathered the more urgent

I squat down and get up and I'm dizzy and I'm dizziness

Hot flashes of liver stagnation and nocturnal urinary frequency

I I squat up and I get dizzy and I get dizzy

I can't sit still in the morning and I can't lie down in the middle of the night

I squat up and I get dizzy and I get dizzy

Editorial: - Okay Mrs. Mak, audition is over!

I wish

I wish I could poop

The teacher keeps singing

I wish I could write those vocabulary words correctly very quickly

No need for that eraser

I wish I was competitive

Mom doesn't have to squeeze tears out of my eyes

No need to have menopause

I wish to get A

Won't come close

If I'm competitive

Better than an ass

If mommy's happy

I'm willing to...

Well...

I'd like to never eat my favorite chicken again!

You eat it

Matthew: I made your favorite chicken, eat it

McDull: You eat it

Matthew: I'm on a diet, you eat it

McDull: I don't have a good digestion problem

Matthew: Oops, you don't have a good digestion problem, eat it

McDull: I have cholesterol

McDull: You have cholesterol

McDull: You don't have the guts, you know

McDull: You don't have the guts, you know? Mrs. Mak: Cholesterol, my ass. Eat it

McDull: I've got sores in my mouth

McDull: I've got corns. Eat it

McDull: I've got a bum leg

McDull: I've got a tennis ball hand

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Mom is not really a successful sow out there

Mom is not really a successful sow out there

I run around every day

from morning to night

and come home

The happiest and most enjoyable thing is to be able to make a good meal

and watch you eat it

This one is something I can give you

the simplest

the most basic happiness

So if you never eat mom's chicken again

mom will never see you eat chicken again

then everything that mom has

will be gone

No more selling out your chicken!

Son, it doesn't matter, eat the chicken

In the future, it's best if you fight for it

But if you really can't

We'll eat the chicken together

Mother and son

We'll eat the chicken together as hard as we can!

Ah~~Wuhan

Mrs. Mai: Ah~~Wuhan,

the land of hidden tigers and dragons!

Bringing up hot dry noodles and duck necks,

there's no reason why it shouldn't also bring up me - Mai Tai Fast Chicken! as big as her stomach

Daojiao, I don't have a waist ah ~~

McDougal: Daojiao, I don't have a waist ah ~~~~~

......

Dao Sister: You twist your head over to see, Daojiao, he really doesn't have a waist ah Daojiao, he doesn't even have a neck ah

McDougal Swollen fat

Mai Zi,

Name Doodle,

Word Zhong Fei,

Birth and death date unknown,

is China's a very minor very minor very minor thinker, inventor.

Born so fat,

After development even fatter,

Bigger and bigger the fatter,

Fatter and fatter,

Death even fatter,

Historically known as the dead fat pig.

He invented the electric rice cooker,

the electric hot water stove,

and the electric nose hair machine,

but because of a momentary forgetfulness of the invention of electricity,

so his inventions were left at home useless.

He invented the telephone,

but waited for many years in front of it,

because by then Bell the Scotsman had not invented another second telephone until more than a thousand years later,

so Chung-fat never got a phone call until he died 。。。。。。 |||

.................. Once upon a time, there was a little boy who lied, and one day, he died

Once upon a time, there was a little boy who studied very hard, and when he grew up, he got rich

Once upon a time, there was a little boy who studied very hard, and then he grew up and got rich

Once upon a time there was a little boy who was ungrateful, and one day he sprained his foot

Once upon a time there was a little boy who went to bed early and stayed up late, and the next day, he died

Mrs. McDonald: Doctor, this little boy is shaking his foot

Doctor: Huh?

Mrs. McDonnell: I mean, this kid shakes his feet all day long

Doctor: what's that got to do with me?

Mrs. Mak: You're a doctor

Doctor: So what?

Mrs. Mak: You're a doctor, you're a general practitioner

Dr. Mak: I'm sorry, general practitioner

Mrs. Mak: What's included in general practitioner

Dr. Mak: What's included in general practitioner

Dr. Mak: I'm sorry.

Doctor: general stuff

Mrs Mak: How general?

Doctor: General

Mrs. Mak: How general?

Doctor: general, dizziness and cold

Matthew: what else?

Doctor: there are children, cold, cold, no name, trauma, bone, gastrointestinal discomfort, vomit and tummy, flu, back pain, urination, fat accumulation, loss of libido, big neck bubble big eyes belly

Matthew: there is no?

Doctor: There are those itchy skin, nervousness, forgetfulness and insomnia, acne scalp prickly heat, small intestine gas, kidney water shortage, dizziness, tinnitus, dry mouth and tongue, shingles, buttocks long hemorrhoids, urinary frequency corns, too much stomach acid, high cholesterol, spitting blood and vomiting milk, nasal congestion, etc. ....

Matthew: What else?

Doctor: There is a dizziness, chicken blindness, madness, leg weakness, mosquitoes, ear plague, mouth pale, face pale, long worms, long stains, beer belly, sneaky meat, bye bye meat, long chicken pox, abdominal bulge, baldness, big head, big eyes, mosquitoes, insect bites, mother duck feet, jittery feet, housewife hands, athlete's foot

McMillan: You said the jittery feet!

Doctor: When did I say shaking feet?

Mrs. Mak: I heard you say shaking feet

Doctor: I won't

Mrs. Mak: You clearly said: daze, chicken blindness, madness, leg weakness, mosquito disease, ear plague, mouth pale, face pale, long worms, long stains, beer belly, sneaky meat, bye-bye meat, chicken pox, abdominal bulge, baldness, head, head of the big brain, big eyes, mosquito sting insect bites, athlete's foot, mother's foot and shaking feet.

Doctor: How would I say that?

Mrs. Mak: What did you say then?

Doctor: said the common pain

Mrs. Mak: how common ah?

Doctor: Common, a cough and a cold

Matthew: What else?

Doctor: There is also bile, nocturia, sneezing, runny nose, tonsillitis, itchy feet, osteoporosis, sagging stomach, hiccups

Matthew: It seems that there is also

Doctor: There is also this expressionless face, raised eyebrows, behind the ears, see the cheeks, the first cold, cold, muscle aches and pains, tiresome, rheumatism, sore throats, head crooked, neck, waist long, feet short, the first time, the last time I saw the face, the last time I saw the face, I was in the hospital. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for the services you need, and you can do it in a way that will make you feel better! You're talking about shaking your feet again!

Doctor: I think you're really suffering from ear infections

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