Question: If she is allowed to shoot an advertisement with Faye Wong, are you willing to play a passerby for free?
Question: If she is allowed to shoot an advertisement with Faye Wong, are you willing to play a passerby for free?
Sybil: No! I was so nervous at the sight of Faye Wong that I peed on the spot.
Unless the manufacturer finds an idol to play the urinary incontinence passer-by, I must be nervous to death. ...
..... On the other hand, if I really get urinary incontinence in front of Faye Wong, it may be too stealing the camera!
200 1 I guess I really can't fake it-sneak shot.
Brother Xian: ... Speaking of candid camera, everyone is worried ...
Sybil: Very worried. ...
Selena: We always do this when we go to the bathroom. ...
Brother Xian: Ah! You all cover your faces and don't cover important parts. !
Sybil: Everyone in that place looks the same. ...
May 2004
S long needle eye, H.E attended the endorsement activities.
Sybil: It's all because she peeks at others taking a shower, but she wants to see who takes a shower.
Of course, I saw myself in the mirror …
Ella: Seeing something dirty. ...
Sybil: See the dirty things in the mirror. ...
(Ah, ha, ha, ha, two bitches)
In May 2002, I thought I really couldn't leave this unit.
A girl with long toes
Aya: ... actually, it's easy to bully her. Grab her nails and dump her. ...
Ella: Yes, just break it open, the meat will crack and the blood will come out!
Then sprinkle salt. ...
Ella version of Liu's quotations (please imagine the tone expression of Thunderbolt)
Shopping edition
Ella: Attention, everyone!
If I'm in a bad mood
I just want to go shopping.
If I go shopping,
You will shop carelessly.
If I'm shopping
Spend the money.
I don't even know how much it costs.
S recording CF as anchor
E: I have never seen an anchor with such a big face. I'm afraid the camera won't hold!
I think so ~ ~
Brother xian whispered to Selina.
H: (covering the camera) Don't take pictures!
Director: The camera is not pointed at you. ...
H: I didn't say secretly dating.
In 2002, fans were invited to take the stage at the signing ceremony.
H: If you had a tiger, which one would you choose to run faster with?
Fan: Faster than him!
Then you are worse than an animal.
S raise your hand: then I choose to be slower than him.
Then you are worse than an animal.
Fan: Is it as good as him?
H: Yes, then you are an animal.
Interview with Hong Qian in 2004
H:Selina's ass is almost all the meat on her pants!
ps:ˇ！ ! ˇ Rhetoric is used too well///
Crossroads in 2003
Among the people who bind the grass
Sybil: Do you want to stab a man or a woman?
Kangkang: What's the difference?
Sybil: Of course, a man wants one from Dozza!
visit
H: ... Have you ever seen monkeys mating on TV? It's so intense that it feels like the trunk is going to break ....
An online chat room in 2004
S ... maybe open a kindergarten or something in the future ...
E: Now fans are having children. ...
Host: How many kilograms Host: HEBE now?
HEBE:×× kg ...
(Look at S ...)
SELINA (eyes dodging): I don't know, I haven't measured it for a long time. ...
(Ella holds the flash ...)
I graduated on June 1 1. ...
E: We want to participate. We will go. ...
Don't steal my thunder ...
H: I'll be in the sky that day ...
Magazine interview
If there is magic, what do you want to change the other two?
H: I hope Ella will recover soon! Where's Selena ... She's not sick! I like her now.
Why change it?
S: I hope Hebe can grow taller! So the three of us can be the same height.
(Ah ... Selina's "scream" comes from the receiver)
I was beaten by my wife.
I didn't say what I was going to turn you into ... you'll make me taller! Hebe's protest came from a distance. He asked me, so I told him.
(Selina naively responds to Hebe)
It's okay. I'll cover the receiver She can't hear our conversation.
As for Ella ... I hope she will recover soon.
Newspaper news:
Yesterday morning's earthquake, ELLA, who was taking a bath, ran out of the bathroom in horror, naked.
HEBE, who only wore a shower cap, smiled: "Her chest is drooping and her ass is so big.
The third point is that I forgot to cover it and kept shaking. This really looks like a cartoon funny picture. "
200 1 Super Sunday
H: I took a shower, took off my makeup and washed my underwear, but I haven't done this for a long time. ...
Full entertainment on February 5, 2004
Zhang Shanwei: Are you afraid of balloons?
Selina: Yes! I'm afraid the balloon will burst … but it doesn't matter! I'm risking my life ...
Miss, you are exaggerating. )
Champion of variety show in 2004
You will die without me, but I will die with you! !
In 2003, I went to TVBSG Entertainment News to promote the soundtrack of Love of Roses.
H: She is (referring to two pieces of meat on S's face). She laughs when she lies in bed. ...
Moderator: If the group disbands or flies solo, who is most likely to be eliminated by the entertainment circle?
Sybil: It should be me, because I will be valued by wealthy businessmen and I will quit the show business …
2003 Rose Love Trial H: The ratings are for adults. ...
E: Yes! Our children don't have to worry. ...
TVBSG Entertainment News Guest June 2003 5438+ 10
Sybil: ... they say that Faye Wong can still see each other occasionally, but Maggie Cheung rarely sees them. ...
Qian Jia: Yes! !
Sybil: But I think sometimes I can see it in Maggie Cheung's mirror. ...
& amp%^$#@#@$%
Host: Which of the following three do you like: Kunda Milk Toro ... ...
HEBE: Do I have to choose?
Moderator: Uh ...
HEBE: I really can't choose ... I have to choose, right?
I won't choose! See what happens to you. ...
February 2003 TVBSG Entertainment News Guest
Rice balls: ... I'm rice balls, hello everyone. ...
Sybil: The ghost of China New Year still haunts me!
Everyone: ..............
In 2003, at the intersection of eating words-when-Hebe ate Wowotou,
H: ... too big ... I'm a jade girl! I forgot!
Magazine interview
Q: Where will it be in five years?
Married, right? A wedding is planned in France.
Help us prepare.
What about me?
E: Be the groom.
(Laughing into a ball)
Magazine interview
H: I'm not suitable for filming because the movie tapes are expensive and my acting skills are terrible.
Will continue NG, I don't want the company to go bankrupt because of me.
E comforted her when she was lovelorn.
S: God created this world in a fit of pique because he was abandoned by his girlfriend.
In 2003, an extraordinary man was in S.H.
..... Tao Zhe, did you open the quilt when you got home? Oh, Selena is already lying there. .........
Phase 1 yokoso japan
South h appears in the shape of Japanese clothes,
H is a Japanese samurai and S is an ancient woman.
H: If any man dares to look at you again, I'll stab him in the anus! * & amp^($#$%##
Student: ... Anna replied ... I can't help it ...
H: Ouch ... True colors, there's nothing we can do here. ...
H: ... Don't ask so many questions. Why do women know so many things? ! Ah!
S: Then I'll be "Miss". You can host this program yourself. ...
H: hmm? ! Have a rebellious heart! There can't be! S: No. ...
H: I'll commit suicide by caesarean section and stop raising you! ! S: OK, you committed suicide by caesarean section. ...
Hengdian Japan Noodle Museum
S: wife! Don't help me! (The knife itself is inserted ...) Wife ...
H: wife! You hang in there! You must hold on! !
I'm dying. ...
So what do you want to say, the last sentence? ...
I want to say ... ...
H: what!
S: Knife ... Knife ... is fake. ...
H: idiot! ! The ratings of this period should have dropped very low. ...
Tokyo ski resort, Japan
In the snowman ...
H: If it's a woman, she should have a breast. ...
S: Its cup is too small. I think there should be a C cup.
A piece of music in 2004 is very clear.
VJ: Then describe your cup with fruit. ...
Student: It should be grapefruit ... @ = @
VJ: Brother VJ: Ella has that grapefruit now, okay? ..
Do you want to eat?
…………………………
H was interviewed about being shortlisted for the Golden Melody Award.
I hope there will be no more waist injuries before May 8th.
H talking about s
Selena's rooms are all pink.
Even the last time I went to draw blood, the blood I drew was pink.
The first place in MTV in 2003
H: I want to be a giant, so even the A cups are bigger than the D cups of ordinary people! "(
……
2004 Dream Tour Celebration Banquet Full Record
H: I won't wear anything in five years ~
What the radio said when it told the time.
1. Do you know why the psychological test is accurate?
Because you only saw part of it! ! !
Cars should be more polite to motorcyclists. ...
Because they are wrapped in meat and iron, and you are wrapped in iron! ! !
Super Sunday in 2002,
H for junior high school students:
You saw me on TV.
Do you think bitch can be a star? ......
H's description of S.H.E
We seem to be born as a ball, or a thing, and then cut into three and a half at birth.
Then one day, three people suddenly met and formed a ball.
Very complete, very round, three people complement each other.
crossroads
Kangkang: "Have you ever drunk bird's nest?"
Hebe: "This kind of thing is often drunk. It is used for gargling. "
Kangkang: ".............."
I guess
After Brother Xian visited a beautiful woman,
Hebe: "Brother Xian stood up!"
Brother Xian: "Stand up so soon?"
Hebe: "I said my hair stood on end!" "
The record just happened to meet ella's birthday.
Brother xian asked Hebe to say hello to ella.
Brother Xian said in Hebe's ear, "Hebe, dogs can't spit ivory this year. Speak better. "
Hebe pushed Brother Xian away and said, "Go away, you big head ghost."
Brother xian: "! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Anger "
Hebe: "I mean, Hebe is neither big nor small ..."
newspaper
H: "Eating too much meat makes people sour."
In 2004, he participated in the computer exhibition and sold cameras for charity. Those who did good deeds got H:
If someone goes to heaven in the future, they will see this young lady. ..
Happy Co., Ltd.-Zoo (when riding mini-horses)
E: I feel the existence of chest for the first time ~ ~: (~ ~
would you like to have a try？ You will find that you are actually very knowledgeable. ..
S: I can't go, or I'll be blind ~ o ~ ~
E: Do you want to try? You will really feel. ...
H: I feel it myself! ………………
H: I have a live F cup! !
Happy Sunday -S.H.E public hearing (s crying)
H: She loves to cry. There is no need to feel sorry for her! !
In 2004, MTV knocked three times.
Why didn't e say anything? !
H: She is breastfeeding nearby ~ ~: * *&; * & amp%$#%^
Happy Co., Ltd.-Penghu Tour (landing with an umbrella H)
Ok, I'm going to land. Everything is fine.
But after I go down, I still have to lie to my wife and say it's terrible ..
~ Lying to her ~ is the happiest thing in my life ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Happy limited-penghu tour (when landing by small plane e)
I'm back now! I'm back now
Those who are not desperate, please stand in the middle of the road ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Kaixin Co., Ltd.-Penghu Tour (S cried after flying in a small plane, E concluded)
Do you know that?/You know what? In Happy Company, I am foreplay, Sybil is buffer and Selena is climax. ...
(Female rabbit: ㄜㄜ ... ")
I called Ella on her birthday in 2002.
Jiao: Did the other two players give you a birthday present?
E: Not yet, but they will. I told them I wanted DV. ..
H: delusion! ! Delusion! ! ! You are delusional! ! ! !
S: hahahaha ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
In 2004, when he was interviewed by CALL OUT, he talked about the dress on the Avenue of Stars:
E: Then if I am elected this time, I will try to be sexy. ...
H: Hold the whole body tightly, only showing two breasts ~ (((
Yokoso japan S.H went to the hot spring in a Japanese bathrobe.
H: Look, there is a bow in the back. ..
Yes, isn't it cute?
H: I don't even want to take it off, but it will be cuter …
s:？ ! @*%
In 2004, the new issue of MTV was sold. When three people were having tea with VJ,
May I add sugar?
V: Yes.
H: People who want to commit suicide can ask: Can Gabarra pine (a poison) be used?
South e:&; %$##@#*
In 2004, ELLA talked about S in the cover interview;
The first time I saw her, I thought, are Taipei people confident? !
Endorsement of love and gold ornaments At the press conference, when E said romance to S:
Are you sure it's a senior, not a senior?
When H.E. was isolated in 2003, H was called out when interviewed by Tao Zi:
Tao Zi: What are you doing now?
Sybil: I'm plucking armpit hair ~ ~ ~ o |||||||| |
In 2004, S worked as an intern teacher for one day.
H has the following comments on his direction:
From singer to singer ~ ~ ~
H tucao s:
Teacher, do you think it is appropriate for you to teach citizens? I saw you on Linsen North Road yesterday!
Kangxi came in 2004.
E: Don't be silly. Being eliminated can still enter the entertainment industry.
Hebe left a message in official website on May 30th, 2002.
My baby's:
The obesity whirlwind has blown back to Taiwan Province province. S.H.E went to Xingma for publicity for two weeks.
After eating all the delicious food, I gained more than 70 kilograms.
The S.H.E trio paid for the air tickets of six people because they were overweight!
Hebe, I personally inherited my mother's love for durian.
So I ate tens of thousands of durians in the tropics, and the durian king was an angry thing.
Let the little girl Hebe grow more than 900 pimples, and her whole face hurts. Now she has returned to Taiwan Province Province.
Besides seeing you, I also want to live seriously and lose weight!
Ps: The above seriously exaggerated methods are not suitable for children!
In 2003, the extraordinary figure S.H DIY smashed a song;
You are a needle, and I am a thread and a needle, sticking together forever.
There are ... needles ... no ... threads ... we ... are ... what do you want? ....
In 2003, the radio program UFO Snacks (S.H live, E telephone connection) was broadcast.
Bao: Are you lying, sitting or standing now?
E: I'm half lying down now ... (in a lovely tone)
H: What is half lying down?
Bao: Just lying half-lying like a reclining Buddha, Maitreya Buddha.
Einstein: hmm ... no, no, just sit for a while, but lean back.
H: You should bend down carefully and lie down. You can sit, stand or lie down if you like.
Don't break your whole waist. ...
Bao: I got up this morning to watch love songs (H: Oh, I saw them that day)
I saw you sing "I'm still young (SH: not sure)" (E: hahaha)
I thought it was wonderful. All i really want to say is
If Ella were here at this time,
H: The temperature will be eight degrees lower.
Bao: No one will look around your door, will they?
E: Sometimes. It's just that fans have been here before.
Open the door. I'm a little angry
Did you scold them?
E: I'm not scolding them. I'm not scolding me. It's just a little loud (everyone laughs and applauds).
You know what, Ella? I'm alone now. I often go to meetings recently.
You have me ... (E: Why)
Because fans ... everything you used to do is now done by Hebe.
Now it's my turn to do it, you know?
H: Ella, I looked at him helplessly in your way and said to him with a faint smile.
You can't do this.
S: But you know you will smile faintly, but do you think my wife will smile faintly?
She doesn't smile at all, but her face is a little smelly, you know (E: Hehe)
Really, you believe me. ...
Bao: Haha … but I feel it, because I have been to your house.
That is, I think the relationship between you is really enviable.
I saw a small note posted at the door of Ella's room (SH: Oh ~).
This is written by this Obasan, Miss Herbie (shh: right .. right).
It's just one of those refrigerators. Remember to eat anything inside.
I want to say that this is basically what mom did, you know (s: right h: haha)
What's lunch in the fridge? Remember to take it out and heat it up. Don't go hungry or anything.
You're taking care of her ....
H: But she is also taking care of me. As announced before, if we go together, she will wake me up.
She's not even on the notice now. I am always late. I overslept and lay in bed.
It's really very dependent (s laughs: that's right), and then when she wants to go back to Pingtung.
She also wrote a card saying that if she found that there was no gas or electricity at home,
Please go to the mailbox to get some money. There must be some electricity and water bills unpaid (S: Yes).
Then he reminded me to pay the rent, and he confessed a lot.
It seems that I am mentally retarded (bag: you are, you should be)
E: And every time she comes home, she will announce it early the next morning.
Then she likes to sit there and watch TV. She takes off her clothes and sits there and watches TV.
Then I will get angry. I will bring her in and strip her naked.
Take her to the bathroom and watch her take off her makeup and take a shower (s: she's dirty)
She is dirty, Yoshida.
I will sleep in the bed, without makeup or taking a shower.
(e: it's always like this with her)
So what do you want to do when you get up in the morning? You like to be in a daze
Thinking about what to wear when getting up on time.
Who should I wear it for? Thinking about the road of life all day (e laughs)
You just want to sleep. ....
In 2003, Shanghai Asia Entertainment Company launched a superstar.
H: Without ELLA, our life would be in chaos ~ ~
Attended the Mid-Autumn Festival in 2003 and was interviewed by the media.
Reporter: The weather is bad this year. You may not see the moon. ...
Sybil: Open the superstar photo album and look at SELINA's photos, and you will know. ...
Selena: Hey ~ Why are you doing this? ..... Is it covered? ! ……
Sybil: The media should take SELINA's face now. At that time,
You can broadcast this picture on a moonless Mid-Autumn night. Hurry up! !
In 2003, MTV knocked three times.
H: … Because we collect many people's songs, every time we meet Jay Chou and Tao Zhe …
Ella, in particular, played this most shameless role. ...
H: Besides, she hooked Tao Zhe's shoulder with a short melon of 162 cm. ...
Speaking Lao with others, and speaking Lao with Tao Zhe make us afraid. ...
04-03- 14g TV. H.e. Special Program-Civic Practice Course
Ella: Friends are for life, and friends are for life.
But lovers may dislike you and may have feet on both sides.
Cheating is possible, but friends will help you.
But friends may have sex with your lover.
05-24 Silver New Information S.H.E flew to Wuhan to record the program.
A reporter on the superstar show designed S.H.E with a dog ... just to get close to them.
Wow, it's so cute ... Come on, let my sister hug me. Boys or girls,
let me see ...
01-10-22 chinanel [v] s.h.e patted away.
I was surprised because she could call me a bitch or an idiot.
Or ugly, or round nose or something, ok ~ ~ but I just don't pretend ~ ~
02-03-3 1 super Sunday S.H.E super liar
Hebe: My grandmother is just a little old, but she can't dance. ...
..... the point is that sugar cane can't be eaten. ...
At 0820 tvbsg.
After playing the video of hebe falling down.
Vj: We welcome her.
Hello, we are S.H.E I'm selina.
H: I begged HEBE to keep falling (laughing).
E: Hehe, I feel sorry for HEBE, ELLA.
06-02 Entertainment News Entertainment 100% S.H.E Concert Conference
(Facing the green list fabricated by mainland netizens)
We are not blue or green, we are rainbows.