The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"
Boss: "Oh, I'm sorry, not that much."
"Well. . 。” The little white rabbit left dejectedly.
The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"
Boss: "Sorry, there is still no"
"Well. . 。” The little white rabbit left dejectedly again.
On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"
The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ！”
The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two!" "
There is a little white rabbit running happily in the forest.
On the way, it met a giraffe who was rolling marijuana.
The white rabbit said to the giraffe, "Giraffe Giraffe, why did you do something to hurt yourself?"
Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "
The giraffe looked at the marijuana and the white rabbit, so he threw the marijuana behind him.
Run with the rabbit in the forest.
Later, they met an elephant who was about to smoke cocaine.
The white rabbit said to the elephant, "Elephant, elephant, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?
Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "
The elephant looked at cocaine and the white rabbit, so he threw cocaine behind him.
Run in the forest with rabbits and giraffes.
Then they met a lion who was about to fight heroin.
The white rabbit said to the lion, "Lion, lion, why do you want to do something that hurts yourself?"
Look at how beautiful this forest is. Let's run in nature together! "
The lion looked at the needle cylinder and the white rabbit, so he threw the needle cylinder behind him.
Rushed over and gave the white rabbit a good beating.
The elephant and giraffe trembled with fear: "Why did you hit the white rabbit?
It is so kind, caring about our health and bringing us close to nature. "
The lion said angrily, "this bastard rabbit pulls me every time he takes ecstasy."
Running around the forest like an idiot. "
On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river, caught nothing and went home.
The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but still caught nothing and went home.
On the third day, the little white rabbit just arrived at the river, and a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit:
If you fucking use carrot as bait again, I'll beat you to death!
In order to test the strength of the police in the United States, Hongkong and Chinese mainland, the United Nations put three rabbits in three forests to see who could find the rabbit first.
In front of the first forest was the American police. They first spent a whole half-day meeting to make a battle plan and strictly divide the work, and then sent special forces to quickly enter the forest for carpet search. As a result, the meeting was delayed.
The rabbit ran away and the mission failed!
Then it was the turn of the Hong Kong police. They sent more than 100 people and dozens of police cars lined up outside the forest. The leader shouted with a horn: "Rabbit, rabbit, you have been surrounded.
Come out and surrender ... "Half a day passed, and nothing happened. The Flying Tigers went into the forest and searched again, but the mission failed!
Finally, the China police, only four, played mahjong all day.
At dusk, a man entered the forest with a baton. Within five minutes, he heard a scream of animals in the forest. The China police came out laughing and smoking a cigarette, dragging a black bear behind him.
The bear was dying and said, "Stop fighting, I am a rabbit."
The little white rabbit was walking in the forest when he met the wolf. He came up and gave the little white rabbit two big ear stickers and said, "I told you not to wear a hat." The little white rabbit left very grievance.
The next day, she skipped out of the house wearing a hat and met the wolf again. He came up and gave the little white rabbit two big mouths and said, "I told you to wear a hat."
Tutu is depressed. After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to go to the king of the forest, Tiger, to complain.
After explaining the situation, the tiger said, "OK, I know, I will handle this matter, so trust the organization." On the same day, the tiger found his buddy, the wolf. "It's not right for you to do this. It's very difficult for me." Then he wiped the ash falling on the table: "Do you think this will work?" You can say, Tutu, come here and find me a piece of meat! She found the fat one, and you said you wanted the thin one. She found the thin one, and you said you wanted the fat one. So you can hit her. Of course, you can also say that. Tutu, come here and find me a woman. She found plump ones, and you said you liked slim ones. She found slim ones, and you said you liked plump ones. You can beat her. It's reasonable and powerful. " The wolf nodded and clapped his hands, and the reverence for the tiger once again rushed to a new peak. Unexpectedly, the above instructions were heard by the little white rabbit who was weeding the tiger's house outside the window. I hate this in my heart
The next day, the little white rabbit went out again. What a coincidence! It was the big bad wolf who came face to face. The wolf said, "Tutu, come here and find me a piece of meat." Tutu said, "So, do you want to be fat or thin?" The wolf listened, and his heart sank, and he was happy again. He said, fortunately, there is a plan B. He added, "Tutu, Mary, find me a woman." Tutu asked, "So, do you like plump or slim?" The wolf was silent for 2 seconds, and raised his hand to give Tutu two big ear posts. "Shit, I told you not to wear a hat."
The bear and the rabbit poop in the forest. After that, the bear asks the rabbit, "Have you lost your hair?" The rabbit said, "Don't drop it ~"
So the bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass.
A rabbit molested a wolf (this rabbit is very strong).
Then he ran away, and the wolf chased him angrily.
The rabbit saw that the wolf was about to catch up,
He sat down under a tree,
Put on sunglasses and read a newspaper.
Pretend that nothing happened,
Then the wolf came and saw the rabbit sitting under the tree.
Asked: "Have you seen a rabbit running past!"
The rabbit replied, "Is it a rabbit who molested the wolf?"
The wolf shouted, "No way! It's in the newspaper so soon! ! !"
One day a little white rabbit came to a shop and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have any carrots?"
The boss shook his head: "No."
The little white rabbit whooshed away after listening to it.
The next day, the little white rabbit came to the shop again and asked, "Boss, do you have any carrots?"
The boss shook his head angrily: "No."
The little white rabbit whooshed away after listening to it.
On the third day, the white rabbit came to the shop again and asked, "Boss, do you have any carrots?"
The boss shouted angrily, "No, no! Ask me again and I'll pull out your teeth with pliers! "
The little white rabbit whooshed away after listening to it.
The fourth day, the little white rabbit came to this shop again and asked timidly, "Boss, do you have pliers?"
The boss said, "No."
The white rabbit then asked, "Do you have any carrots?"
I don't know how many days later, a little black rabbit came to this shop and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have any carrots?"
The boss shook his head angrily: "No."
The little black rabbit ran away after listening to it.
The next day, the little black rabbit came to the shop again and asked, "Boss, do you have any carrots?"
The boss was very angry: "No, no! Ask me again and I'll pull out your teeth with pliers! "
The little black rabbit ran away after listening to it.
On the third day, the little black rabbit came to the shop again and asked timidly, "Boss, do you have pliers?"
The boss said angrily, "No."
The little black rabbit then asked, "Do you have any carrots?"
The boss was angry, caught the little black rabbit, took out a small hammer and knocked out the little black rabbit's teeth.
The fourth day, the little black rabbit came to the shop again and asked vaguely, "Boss, do you have carrot juice?"
Giraffe said, "Little Rabbit, I wish you could know how good it is to have a long neck. No matter what delicious food I eat, I will slowly pass through my long neck, and that delicious food can be enjoyed for a long time. "
The rabbit looked at him without expression.
"And, in summer, rabbit, the cold water slowly flows through my long neck, which is so delicious. It's great to have a long neck! Rabbit, can you imagine? "
The rabbit said slowly, "Have you ever vomited?"
One day, the kangaroo was driving around the country road, and suddenly he saw the little white rabbit in the middle of the road, with his ears and body almost lying on the ground as if listening to something. ...
So .. Kangaroo stopped the car and asked curiously, "Little White Rabbit, what are you listening to?"
"A big truck passed here half an hour ago ..."
"Wow .. so god! .. how do you know? ..”
"He XX! That's how my neck and legs are broken .. "
Walking in the forest, the ant suddenly met an elephant. The ant dived into the soil and stretched out a leg.
The little white rabbit was curious and asked, What are you doing?
The ant whispered to it:
Shh ... Don't make any noise, watch me stumble ...
One day the rabbit was writing in front of a cave, and a wolf came up and asked, "Rabbit, what are you writing?"
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The rabbit replied, "I'm writing a paper."
The wolf asked again, "What topic?"
The rabbit replied, "I'm writing about how the rabbit ate the wolf."
The wolf laughed and said he didn't believe it.
The rabbit said, "Come with me." Then he took it into the cave, and the rabbit continued to write in front of the cave. Then another fox came and asked, "Rabbit, what are you writing?"
The rabbit replied, "I'm writing a paper."
The fox asked, "What topic?"
The rabbit replied, "How did the rabbit eat a fox?"
The fox laughed after listening to it, expressing disbelief.
The rabbit said, "Come with me." Then he took it into the cave. After a while, the rabbit walked out of the cave alone and continued to write his paper.
At this time, in the cave, a lion is sitting on a pile of bones and picking his teeth, while reading the rabbit's paper: the ability of an animal depends not on its strength, but on who is its boss behind the scenes!
In a mental hospital, one day the dean wanted to see how three mental patients recovered, so he put a white rabbit in front of each of them. The first mental patient sat on the top of the white rabbit, grabbed the white rabbit's ears and shouted "drive" in his mouth. The dean shook his head. The second man turned his back on the white rabbit, patted its ass, and said, "Chase for me". The dean sighed. The third squatted there and touched the white rabbit assiduously. After the dean looked at it, he nodded with satisfaction and only heard him say, "Sample, let you go 300 meters, and I will chase you after I clean the car!" Dean fell down and fainted ...
The white rabbit and the big bear are squatting under the tree to shit.
The big bear said to the little white rabbit, although you little white rabbits look good, you are in trouble! You can see it when you get something dirty. It's disgusting!
The little white rabbit said, look at what you said! Isn't it?
The big bear said, Yes! The big bear said as he grabbed the little white rabbit and wiped his ass and walked away.
The little white rabbit and the big bear were walking in the forest and accidentally kicked over a pot.
An elf came out of the pot, saying that he could satisfy their three wishes.
The bear said, turn it into the strongest bear in the world. Its wish has come true.
The little white rabbit said, give it a small helmet. Its wish has also come true.
The bear said, turn it into the most beautiful bear in the world. Its wish has come true again.
The little white rabbit said, give it a bike. Its wish has come true again.
The bear said, turn all the other bears in the world into bitches!
The little white rabbit got on the bike and said as he ran, turn this bear into a homosexual ...
Three white rabbits picked a mushroom.
The two big ones let the small ones get some wild vegetables to eat together.
The younger one said I wouldn't go. If I left, you would eat my mushrooms.
The two older ones said no, so they went ~ ~ ~
Half a year has passed, and the little white rabbit hasn't come back yet. A big one said it wouldn't come back. Let's eat it.
The other big one said to wait ~ ~ ~
A year has passed and the rabbit hasn't come back yet.
Two big discussions don't have to wait. Let's eat.
Just then the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the nearby jungle and said angrily, look! I knew you were going to eat my mushrooms.