1. Mr. Ma's son Ma Ji. (Dong Qing)
2. I thank you for your eight ancestors. (Mao Mao)
3. An artistic germ. (Zhao Benshan)
4. What a euphemism. (Bi Fujian)
5.-Stewed mushrooms with chicken.
A: No.
-You can have this.
-This is really not available. (Benshan VS Little Shenyang)
6. Not bad money. (Zhao Benshan)
7. How short a life is. As soon as the eyes are closed and opened, the day will pass; Once you close your eyes and don't open them, your whole life will pass. (Little Shenyang)
8. My Chinese name is Xiao Shenyang. My English name is' xiāo shén yàng'. (Xiao Shenyang)
9. I am proud. (Sun Tao)
10. You're killing me. (Cai Ming)
1 1. No problem, no problem!
12. The leader should not move and let the children go first.
13. The most painful thing in life is that people are alive and money is gone. (Zhao Benshan)
14. I will never forget you for the rest of my life, and I will never let you go if I am a ghost. (Mao Mao)
15. My grandfather's surname is also Bi. (Zhao Benshan)
16. Rules on submarines are hidden rules. (Shang Daqing)
17. "Comrades" means that you want to "possess" me and I want to "possess" you! (Huang Hong)
18. Foreign students are nephews. (Dashan)
19. I feel a little dizzy ... (Jiang Kun)
20. "People used to eat fans, but now fans eat people." -"I'm a little dizzy" Jiang Kun, Dai Zhicheng
2 1. "I used to have a son called a dog, but now I have a puppy called a son." -"I'm a little dizzy" Jiang Kun, Dai Zhicheng
22. "People are parallel imports, but the heart is licensed." -"Welcome to Beijing" Guo Da, Cai Ming, etc.
23. "Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, and the quality is not good, so why not look around?" -"Warm Winter" Feng Gong
24. "You big turtle, don't compete with us." -"Warm Winter" Feng Gong, Jin Yuting
25. "Yao Ming is big, and you can run when you have a child." -"Soybean Yellow" Huang Hong and others
26. In three hours, the ash machine will start to dust.
27. Bauhinia City belongs to him = urban management
28. The history museum is: from monkeys to people.
29. My husband's name is Chicken.
30. You walked out of a women's football team this week.
3 1.80 years old, several of them. . . Oh, it's all after 80.
32. robbery, looting, you Somali pirates, right?
33. You're going astray! (Zhao Benshan)
34.Welcome to BEIJING！ -Welcome to BEIJING……
35. Do you think so? (Little Shenyang)