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I would like to collect a few humorous jokes. Of course, the more the better la>< ^^ Recruitment of all the gods to go up oh~~

1. There is a baby wolf Oh, it was born not eat meat only eat vegetarian, its parents are very worried ah. The result of one day to see the baby wolf chasing a rabbit, the parents are very pleased. Then the baby wolf grabbed the rabbit and said, "Hand over the carrots! ......

2. The diving athlete's difficulty factor is very high, he first turns the body to roll for a week and then front flip for a week and a half and then backflip for a month

3. There is a man rock climbing, when he is almost to the top of the mountain, there is a big bad wolf with a burning candle want to burn the rope, the man said a word, the big bad wolf blew the candle, and then the candle is burned. The big bad wolf blew out the candle, and the man said, "HAPPY BRITHDAY! I'm not sure if it's a good idea!