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Guo Degang classic paragraph (five)
201: Beasts in the mountains, swallows in the clouds, land cows and sheep at the bottom of the sea, monkey heads, bird's nests, shark fins, bear paws, dried scallops, deer tail tips! I'm going to throw my cheeks away and lift my back teeth. Meals such as the Yangtze River flowing water, like the wind rolled up clouds, just like pouring the earth box .......

202: even fried noodles do not love to eat? You forget your roots ah!!!

203: Thank God for my halibut

204: There are Taoist scientists

205: I do Xing your line of work

206: This has to manage the meal, 4 dishes and a soup. Pepper potato, tomato scrambled eggs, fish and meat, shoot cucumber, rice enough

207: say another, say what? Say something real

208: There is no door that stops him, there is no lock that stops him, it's the bank's safe lock, he gets a celery and pokes it open.

209: Last time I drank too much, I took chopsticks as chicken claws and ate one and a half.

210: You think I don't dare to stew you, if we have a pot in our house I would have stewed you long ago.

211: take a taxi... We don't hit a piece of six, the president is good at counting, this is not to report. The president is so calculating that he won't report it! I'm not going to sit in the head! I'm not going to sit in the head, sit in the head have to pay!!!!

212: Guo: the netherworld under the throne room supporting the frying pan, the little ghosts with a steel fork, the just dead people fork pick frying pan, there is a person down, there are two people a piece of down to deep frying, there are also stretched into a four-sided frying ......

Yu: deep frying oil cake is how it is? Those two went down one by one were squeezing the doughnuts!

213: give to come forty steamed buns, eighty pounds of pancakes, this recipe to fry two books - there are many ways to commit suicide, this is too bad food.

214: I ten years in elementary school, twelve years in secondary school, I was named the most familiar face of the school, the new teacher came to ask me about the school insider ......

215: backstage came a few friends from Taiwan, pulling my hand and said, we like your comedy, but time is running out, we should go. If it's 105 minutes late, there will be no buses

216: If I hadn't been able to beat you guys, I would have flipped out

217: I know all about it! You've never mentioned me in your gossip?

218: With the home computer, and Internet users chatting on SM, I have as much strength as possible.

219: General locks lift the hand to take a noodle can poke open, take a packet of instant noodles can poke open a neighborhood.

220: to Yunnan, 'see the folk dance?' I don't want to see it! Beijing also has! 'Have you seen it without clothes?' '...... don't wear clothes I know which ethnicity you?'

221: There are many rumors out there that are rooted in more truth than the news.

And you look inside the news. One fart, two lies.

Can you tell which is rumor and which is news

Look at that (read "inside") movie. It's very propagandized. It's shot like an advertisement.

And look at the commercials. It's very artistic.

You know which one is the advertisement and which one is the movie

Look at that (read "inside") professor. He sells what he has and thinks only of money.

You see that (read "in") businessman alone. Wearing glasses. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money.

Can you tell who is a professor and who is a businessman?

That (read "in") doctor. He won't do the surgery unless he pays the money. I'm not sure if I'm a good person, but I'm a good person. I'm not sure if I can tell who's a professor and who's a businessman.

You see the killer. The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money from the government.

Can you tell which one is the killer and which one is the doctor

Look at that (read "inside"). I'm not sure I can tell which one is the killer and which one is the doctor. I'm not sure if you're a good person or a good person. Make it look like a thief. You see people thieves, organized and disciplined.

You can tell who is an official and who is a thief? 

You see that (read "inside"), a lot of big bosses. Taking advantage of several hundred million dollars. The stingy like what.

Not give people wages. Do a little something are deducted money, make with the beggar like.

Look at the beggar. The hotel is not the same as the hotel.

You can tell which is the boss which is the beggar

You see that (read "inside") movie stars. They are more cheap than the others. They sleep with you today and with him tomorrow. I'm not going to be able to do that.

You see that (read "in") prostitute. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty.

You can tell who is a prostitute and who is a star

You see that (read "inside") director. One child is more than a child rogue. They've been on this one and that one.

You see that (read "inside") rogue. The behavior is elegant and courteous, with a pair of glasses like a director.

You can distinguish who is a hooligan who is a director

Some police. Say hit people say hit people say scolding people scolding people. The police are more ruthless than the hooligans.

You see the hooligans. What can I do to help you politely.

Who are the hooligans and who are the police

222: Come to the penny watermelon, the scale to the accurate point.

223: I want a shark's fin fried rice, with three pairs of chopsticks did not find the shark's fin, the chef to find, you can tell me where the shark's fin? The chef said, my name is shark's fin!

224: I haven't eaten for days, and I look like a pancake.

225: Just talking about it, Bush on the beeper ring, Ying Xian's.

226: Their family has a door style, not picking things on the aisle even if you lose.

227: "Dad, I'm hungry!" "Shouting hungry again, you did not eat last year?"

228: I threw the shot put throw can be far, the coach said, people out of the count ah!

229: This brain kernel on the pine seed child large size, open the brain to see, on a bowl of boiled.

230: came to heaven, here building good-looking, there are signs on both sides: heaven about 100 meters is strictly prohibited stalls!

231: want to eat a burger, wrapped in a piece of paper uncovered to eat; want to eat crabs, uncovered a cover; want to drink milk, buns to get a pull ......

232: I buy 50 good cars - Alto, Alto, Alto! ......! Dart them up with wire and drive them like trains!

233: Guo: we got lost halfway, he took out a bunch of instruments to, compass pointing to the north pointing to the south-east minute hand ...... I said you're all backward, we have to take the advanced approach - throw shoes it.

Yu: you this is more backward than within it!

234: people have plasma TV, I also get a, find a friend to save. A wall so big, Motorola brand children ...... look at look at no one, the TV out of the sound: you are watching the TV is not in the service area ...... where to say reason to go, this 300 dollars is not spent in vain.

235: people introduced me to a girlfriend, which is beautiful ah, the face looks like a car accident scene.

236: There are two feet long lobster? Sorry no two feet long only two feet two, what a broken hotel even two feet long lobster are not, come to the plate of shredded potatoes.

237: Recognize Yu Qian? Do not know! Then you certainly do not often watch the legal time.

238: Guo Degang: people (Yu Qian) that fan, ivory! ...... One side is a character, the other side is a painting. The great calligrapher Mi Nanyang wrote it.

Yu Qian: what is written?

Guo Degang: teacher Mrs., you just from the old line.

This side of the face, this side of the face: master and mistress, you will spare the old line.

239: As soon as I took off my cotton pants, the spring girl came! ...... piggyback back daughter-in-law's tune

241: I sell Kaifeng dishes, I make him a foreign flavor. Take the first word of the English alphabet. Open (take) K, seal (take) F, dish (take) C, KFC. and then hang up the picture of my grandfather that wears glasses.

242: Guo Degang: I want to sell Korean food, there is a Korean restaurant called "Mingyue Sanliang". Why is it called "Three Thousand Miles"?

Yu Qian: People's land area is three thousand miles.

Guo Degang: That's not as good as us, we have five thousand years of Chinese civilization, he called three thousand miles, I called five thousand years. He is a bright moon, in order to fight, bright to white, moon to the sun. He is the "bright moon three thousand miles".

Yu Qian: You've got people all over the place.

243: Two kids fight: You CCTV -- you CCTV!

244: Guo: haha a music, health, listening to comedy listening to what? Li Jing: You say ah! Guo: I have to teach you, Li Jing: ah? Guo: listening to comedy is mainly listening to Guan'er! Li Jing: Oh, that is that GuanKou, Guo: Boring boring boring boring boring boring, no matter how many sentences, one breath! Li Jing: big lines Guo: mouth clean Li Jing: alas! KWOK: The main thing to listen to in comedy is Guan'er! Li Jing: Alas! Guo: What about listening to the commentary? Li Ching: Ah? Guo: Listen to this Zan Er! Li Jing: Character Zan Er Guo: Character Zan Er! Birds and flowers! The armor Zan'er! Listen to this Zan Er! Li Jing: Right! Guo: Where's the conductor? Li Jing: What are you listening to? Guo: Look at the stick! Li Jing: Oh! Guo: Dance! Li Jing: Ah? Guo: Look at the company! Li Jing: Look! Guo: watch! Li Jing: This is 。。。。 Guo: Speaking of this band Li Jing: That's right! Guo: pocket watch! Li Jing: Ah? Guo: Look at this chain Li Jing: Oh Guo: Baozi! Li Jing: Ah? Guo: Eat this filling! Li Jing: Yes! Guo: Tang suit! Li Jing: This. Guo: Look at this buckle ~ bird kang! Turnip: ah? Guo: Speaking of that piece, Guo: buy wangbang! Li Jing: Ah? A: Look at that cover, this is a lot of great questions this thing, ah? Li Jing: What is this learning which?