April Fools' Day methods of rectifying people's problems
April Fools' WeChat red packet rectification method
1, "Give me a red packet, I also give you a gossip!
When the other party sent red packets over with gusto, it will be found that the so-called gossip, is a gossip array map ...... applies to like to talk about gossip, love to pull all kinds of parents and short lace news friends.
2, "give me two dollars, to buy you a thing ......"
When the other party excitedly sent a red packet over, replied to the TA a "buy what things it, buy a lesson! "
3, real and fake red packets mixed send
To WeChat friends brush a lot of 1 cent red packets, but in fact is the real red packets and fake red packets picture mixed send, want to get the real red packets, not only rely on the luck, but also have to be a little bit of power of the eye.
4, money is hard to earn! Want to get red packets have conditions
Send red packets, do not write blessings, but write on the whole content, such as to receive red packets, first send a kiss the toilet photo, and so on the whole conditions, do not do it can not be collected, of course, this is not binding, the other side can ignore the conditions of the direct receipt, just after you have more than one to flirt with each other's talking points.
5, sent 100 red packets, totaling 1 cent
Surprise? Touched? Have clicked on a look, stingy to a realm! Play you no negotiation!
6, focusing on self-service since the robbery of thirty years
In others did not notice, send a person share of the red packet, and then instantly grab, so that when others see the excitement to open, you will find that it is empty, white happy a game. Of course, this is a big competition of hand speed, you must be fast enough to do it yourself.
April Fools' Day, the whole method
April Fools' Day, the whole method: delicious sandwich cookies
Here of course, is not the sale of the sandwich cookies on the market. In fact, it is very simple to do, as long as the preparation of a bag of regular sandwich cookies and a toothpaste can be, here especially recommended Kangshifu three-layer soda crackers (easy to peel, not easy to break) and NAIAS nutritional Vitamin C toothpaste (tastes like lemon sandwiches).
To make them, carefully peel the cookies and remove the sandwich; then squeeze out the toothpaste and smear it evenly on the cookies, then stick them together as they are. When the whole person, be sure to put the "specially made" cookies and the original sandwich cookies together. The whole time is close to lunch or tea time, naturally there will be fools actively request with you **** enjoy, unknowingly, he will taste your carefully made "delicious sandwich cookies".
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April Fools' Day method: two people to lift the "glass"
This is both convenient and interesting compulsion program, do not need to prepare any props, as long as you look for a "acting" good partner can. You just need to find a partner who is good at acting. Before the whole person, you can use the newspaper with the partner to practice. When practicing, two people *** with a newspaper, respectively, pull the four corners of the newspaper, remember the approximate location. The whole person, as long as you put your hands on the position of your hands when you pull the newspaper, pretend to be very hard, carefully lifting things can be. You'll find that the people coming your way will consciously go around you and not dare to pass through the "glass".
Similarly, there is a "transparent rope on the door". When you enter the door, suddenly tilt your head, cover your face, pretend to be invisible thin line or rope on the door to the face, and then carefully lower your head, pretending to drill through the bottom. Next you can watch what the people behind you do: they must be the same as you ......
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April Fools' Day whole person method:I would love to buy you a coffee
This is also an easy and simple program, as long as you can meet the good people. In the neighborhood of your flat, you can start looking for good samaritans, and make sure you look for people who have a good sense of direction and aren't in a hurry, or you'll get scolded.
Once you've zeroed in on your target, you have to act all helpless and eager. "Excuse me, how do I get to so-and-so place? (If you can, it is the location of your unit, so that you can buy a cup of coffee for the good people)" The other party may be very patient to show you the way. Below, you have to be cheeky to beg people, "I'm sorry, I'm not from Nanjing, I do not know if it is convenient for you to take me there?" The other party may hesitate a little, but if your vision is good enough, the other party is indeed a good person, then, may agree to your request, to bring you to your unit near. At this point, you can do a slight favor to the landlord. "Thank you so much, this is my flat. Would you like to come in and have a seat? I'd very much like to buy you a cup of coffee." If the other person is someone who understands humor, he or she will surely share a laugh with you and realize, "So today is April Fool's Day!"
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April Fools' Day method of rectification: music station on-demand program
This is a relatively common way to rectify people, but it is tried and true. Just prepare a stainless steel or enameled vessel before you do this. If you want to make the whole person effect better, you can do some padding beforehand, go to find the whole person object, stammering to tell him (her) have a secret to tell him (her), and then want to talk about it and walk away. On the way out, be sure to leave a sentence, "You'll know when the time comes."
Dial the phone of the object of compulsion, start you have practiced very skillfully in the standard Mandarin - be sure not to let the other side to hear your voice, if necessary, you can ask your partner to say for you: "This is 168 Voice, there is a Mr. / Ms. so-and-so (your own name) for the Mr./Miss So-and-So (your own name) is going to order a song for Mr./Miss So-and-So (the other person's name), if you want to listen, please dial # to continue." Usually, the other person will press the # key to continue listening, plus your neat padding, he (she) must be impatient. When you hear the key tone, you can continue, "Thank you! The song your friend has ordered for you is 'When' by Power Train, please listen carefully." Then, you can tap on the pre-prepared vessel and make a "dang" sound. Before the other person can respond, you continue, "Thank you for listening, goodbye!" Then hang up the phone.
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April Fools' Day method: modulation of strange cola
Buy a bottle of Coke, drink half of it, mixed with vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other condiments, carefully modulated a normal color of strange cola. When you meet an acquaintance, you pretend to be drinking, and then generously hand over the "Coke", the other unsuspecting, while thanking you while gulping it down, followed by frowning, open-mouthed vomit.
You can also do it according to the law, such as pouring mineral water into the two pots of wine, to the beer with some soap and water and so on.
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April Fools' Day method of rectification: double postage
Estimate the time, in advance to your friends to send a letter, but do not stick stamps, and do not write their own address (or it will be returned to you). That way on April Fool's Day, your friend will receive a pick-up slip from the post office, and be told that he has a piece of postage-delinquent mail, so please pick it up at such-and-such a post office processing office and pay double the postage. When he winds up at such-and-such post office and respectfully presents the double postage, he opens the envelope only to find a small note floating out of it that reads, "Happy April Fool's Day!" However, this prank may be timing error, the effect may not be as good as imagined.
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April Fools' Day method: send gifts
If April Fools' Day is someone's birthday, give him a big box with "Happy Birthday" written on it, fill the box with shredded paper, and loosen the bottom of the box. When he picks up the box, the bottom falls off, and the pieces of paper fly all over the room, making the fool clean up half an hour.
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