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A: soccer we all like, especially our Tianjin friends, most, especially male compatriots, are fans, take me as an example, I am also Tianjin, I am also a fan, all friends like me, may like to watch foreign soccer, you say is not it. B: Hey, Chinese soccer ah. A: No, Chinese soccer do not understand, sometimes see boring, boring what they are doing, is boring. Foreign friends also look at the boring, WHAT ARE THEY DOING? foreigners are vague, why say boring, you say he is not playing well, he can win South Korea, you say he is playing well, 32 years did not win others, this may be a cycle, I estimate that the next time to win South Korea is estimated to be 2042. B: You are all to calculate out. A: 32 years round a round well, right, 32 cycle, 2042 and then next time to win South Korea, you say this is called what the East Asian quarterfinals just ended, the Chinese team was very accidentally won a championship. B: What do you mean by accident. A: not that accident, I predicted in advance to him, East Asian quarterfinals China's best result is the 6th. B: No, it's you who is stupid or who is stupid. The best thing about the quarterfinals is that they all came in sixth place. A: you do not understand, the quarterfinals is the final stage, in front of the so-called peripheral group stage, I did not expect him to get a championship, flat Japan win South Korea win Hong Kong is not simple, won the championship this is what it is? There is a term in the medical world. B: what word. A: back to the light. A little. B: to die. A: Then how can he win Korea. B: He himself won. A: Winning South Korea has something to do with the central government's efforts to crack down on gambling and blackmail, and it has something to do with that. B: It's a good thing. A: Two very important people were arrested. B: These two people are? A: Nan Yong, Yang Yimin, these two should have been arrested long ago. Because what? Nan Yong is not an outsider. Nan Yong is his father. B: Nan Yong is your father. A: What's wrong with you. B: nonsense. My name is Luan Yunping, my dad Nan Yong. A: This is your stage name. B: you mention this useless, I can not change that last name. A: Nan Yong is not your father anyway. B: not my father. A: You don't know Nanyong, but Yang Yimin is his uncle. B: You have to find one for our family, don't you? A: Don't be a jerk about it. B: What do you mean by that. A: You can't beat me, Yang Yimin is your uncle. B: He became my uncle? A: Your great uncle. B: My uncle? A: Let me ask you, what is your mother's rank? B: Second. A: What's your mom's last name? B: Yang. A: Right. Your uncle's name is Yang Yimin, and your mom's name is Yang Erche Naim. It's the right thing to do. B: My grandpa's name is Yang Shaohua. A: Yes, B: My old uncle's name is Yang Yi. We're all celebrities in our family, aren't we? A: How's that? B: Not good, these two have nothing to do with me. A: No blood relationship. B: No. A: God-uncle. B: I have to recognize the dry uncle. A: That is to say that these two typical catch up on the development of Chinese soccer greatly help. B: This is a good thing. A: Let's put aside these two games do not talk about, before those games, the national football fans hurt the heart, how many years of Korea does not win, do not win, do not win, do not play with Brazil, Italy that are not with him. Is not. These countries around Asia can not win, has been a piece of mind of the fans, indeed. You say psychological how to do? There are bitter pouring not out, the Chinese Super League has been doing so many years, this time more and more dry back. B: back. A: But then, not as good as some years ago A A, more and more back, take last year 09, the Chinese Super League, I wondered, a problem. B: What problem? A: What makes this champion is Beijing Guoan team. Folks this word I stand in Tiananmen Square I dare say. B: That's not true. A: It's not a question of recognizing or not recognizing. There are a lot of signs that show it. B: There are still signs? A: Guoan team won the championship at least said it was a fluke, let's put aside the other what fake, what inside, this we do not talk about, at least won a fluke, this is the history of the lowest score of a championship, right. This is the lowest scoring championship in history, right? It means that the gap between him and other teams has not been widened at least. In my mind, the winner of the 09 season should be Tianjin Teda. Realistically, that's how it is, you can't win the championship with that uniform from Guoan. Green undershirt, green pants, green shoes, green hat you see. B: Playing soccer does not wear a hat. A: I'm talking about life. You say this can make him win the championship. Simply on the strength, TEDA is not inferior to any team, but last year made some unpleasant, contract door, right, after signing the contract does not give people wages, put aside who is not. We usually work tired Baba not to pay wages also can not. Right? This is not a strike, strike after training Han Yanming, Tan Wangsong, Yang Jun all do not bring to play, can only say that the layoff chant. They can go abroad, but if they can't, there's no work for them. Cao Yang is good, you see people go back. So tell us a truth. B: what truth. A: You can't be too Cao Yang. Why is this? Buddy righteousness since a piece of out, you want to come back a piece of back, you come back this is called what the matter. To go all go. You see the Chinese Super League sometimes see the heart is difficult. A: There are also Chinese soccer's international matches to see when a little interesting, Gao Hongbo since taking office, the first ball kicked a beautiful battle, Germany may also have the impression that last year in May to meet the German team, when Germany's world ranking second, China was ranked 97th in the world, plus a piece of almost one hundred. B: who let you add. A: mainly China's contribution. This time there is no Germany, also almost one hundred. B: What do you call this contribution. A: Just to illustrate the gap in strength, the score is not simple, 1-1 draw, some media reported that the German team did not play well, did not play the main force. Who said no starters. B: There are so said. A: A lot of starters were on the pitch. Let's say that who, Schwerin Shi Wenliang ...... B: and Schwerin Shi Wenliang? A: What is called Schweinsteiger and so on some players are on, play a 1-1, or the Chinese team advanced the ball. This is our Tianjin's pride, at that time is Tianjin Kangshifu team's Artemisia master. B: What is called Artemisia master? A: Artemisia artemisiae. Scored a goal, because of this goal Bundesliga looked at him, and now seems to be transferred to the what Shajiabang 04 team, Shabu radish 04 team, Shawu jing 04 team, right, Shah what? B: Schalke. A: Schalke 04 team, anyway, on the German development to go, is a good thing. Followed by the second game of the national football team 1-0 victory over the Iranian team, 15 years did not win people, this time to win him is not simple, of course, after the loss of Saudi Arabia is purely an accident, is not it, only to lose three goals. B: what do you mean only lost three balls ah? A: later summarized can not win every game ah. B: You have to study. A: A summary of the reasons to find out, looking for the warm-up opponents strength is too strong. Should find some weak team on some good. B: What is this reason? A: later found a what Jordan and the Gaza Strip Palestinian team, B: This name is too long. A: It's called "Robbing while the fire is burning". B: What's wrong? A: We're at war right now, so we don't want to play soccer with you. I can't even win with this. Later, I searched for this country on the map for three days, but I couldn't find it. What kind of teams are they? They can't even play in foreign countries, so what should they do? Back to our domestic, looking for China's first division soccer team Shanghai Dongya team warm-up games, the results did not expect, can only be said to be the state of flat it, kicked a draw, and finally barely won by penalty kicks. You say a national team, with China to play second-class league teams can play a draw, do not go to foreign countries to participate in the World Cup qualifying matches, out of shame, right. In the future and then warm up want to play soccer addiction up, how to do it? Just look for the Chinese A, B, basketball team can be. B: Basketball team? A: Or you can play with De Yun She. B: That is not self-indulgence. A: That's not true, you can't win with the Chinese A team, so don't go to a foreign country, right? I think China's soccer can not be very good development of two reasons, the first reason system problems, the second reason system problems. B: two institutional problems. A: not the same, the first system is the management mechanism has a problem, it is not the grasp are caught up. It shows that there is a problem. The second system has a problem with the quality of the body. B: the body is not? A: The original China dare not say the strongest, at least with the West Asian countries can still fight, now not. West Asian countries hit us without saying a word and went down. In the second half, after 20 minutes, other teams help us, cramps, lying on the ground to press the foot. B: Thank you. A: Thank you? It's all over now, you still thank them. B: A state of etiquette. A: That won't work either, depending on where it's used. These two problems do not solve the Chinese soccer development, and then win Korea is a fluke, can not say that won the Korean soccer is good. B: Don't be proud. A: so many years are not working, slowly. Slowly back to slow. I hope, I hope that the Chinese men's soccer team led by Gao Hongbo ah, can go all the way. B: Why is this so oozing panic. A: I hope that they will go farther and farther on the soccer road, isn't that a good thing? Now some people swear by soccer, swear, just say soccer, how to say it? Brother how long will you pay me back? Brother, don't worry, as soon as Chinese soccer is out of the line, I'll pay you back. You ponder this, I'll pay you back when Chinese soccer comes out of the line, you might as well say a hundred years from now, right? A hundred years later I have grandchildren can wait for this money, Chinese soccer line that is simply impossible. So make fun of the Chinese football, no matter how, hope they are good, I swear not to watch football, never watch again, and then there is a Chinese game you open still have to watch. B: It's impossible not to watch. A: If you don't watch it you still have to ask about the score. I'm still concerned from the bottom of my heart. They are all Chinese, right? There is that fans are particularly enthusiastic, World Cup qualifying matches, many fans wearing the national team's uniforms, home to watch the game is not too much, the scene can not go how to do, pulling a stick of fans on the restaurant, go there to see Chinese soccer, cheering and cheering, Chinese fans know the game, the insiders, especially our Tianjin fans, than the players know the game. B: players don't do it all. A: Really. Sometimes watch TV in a hurry, hey, pass him pass him, pass his own people, pop, give someone else, he also wants to pass his own people, pass not pass, why do the fans say passion? Wearing the uniform of the national team, there are wearing red and white, home and away is not the same, wearing a white one in front of the body wrote two lines of words. B: What is written? A: Cherish life, stay away from the national soccer team. B: The national soccer team is like a drug addict. A: Look at the ball, here underneath wearing sneakers wearing socks, wearing shin guards, wearing the captain's armband on the arm. B: This is a small leader. A: The fan also has his captain. On his face, a Chinese flag is drawn on one side. B: That's patriotic. A: Wearing a piece of cloth this wide on his head. B: There is this. A: a tie at the back. On the upper side with four words "China will win". This write when not shivering? I'll win. What are you writing this for? It's better to write "All the best". B: "All is well with the world"? A: All things are good, all things are good, I'm going to win, I'm going to win, I'm going to win, I'm going to win, I'm going to win, I'm going to win. B: come to think of it, you have everything in order how good ah, you "China will win" you this is not a loss of heart. A: Later I inquired me happy. He has two sides, one side of the China will win, lost turn over "China will win?". . B: ask who went? A: multifunctional this thing. Anyway, heavily armed, that fan number still blowing, hoo, fan restaurant, a go go more than 20 people, people this is not just sit and watch TV, have to eat what, first order food, which has a big TV, and so on, the ball did not start to kick, explained that the beginning of the comment, the lineup, the introduction of coaches and players. Let's first order cold dishes, first a cold dish, to a skin egg tofu, to a ginger scallion egg, small onion mixed with tofu. B: I'll have two eggs and tofu. A: and then, the gazpacho attention, and then a shredded potatoes, shredded tofu, mixed with a shredded seaweed, and then give me a beer, Tsingtao Beer, and then give me five fresh Orange Multi, six Coke, a bottle of Nutritional Express, six cans of Lululu, hot, and then give me a hot dish, hot dishes, hot dishes, and then a Gongbao Chicken, and then a soy sauce popped diced chicken, and then give me a shredded meat, shredded fish, shredded chicken, and then give me a fish, boiled beef, boiled pork, and then give me a Boiled Beef, Boiled Sliced Pork, and then a Hairy Blood Wanted, B: This is all a flavor. A: I do not know how to order food you let me point, and then another well, four scrambled eggs, four tomatoes scrambled eggs, some of us love to eat this. And then another one, do you have any dumplings? (Yes), scrambled eggs with persimmons and some dumplings, just half a catty, I'll try it. One catty and four taels of mutton, then a dumpling with beef and scallions, eight taels of beef and scallions, and for the main course, a bowl of fried rice with extra soy sauce, a bowl of ramen noodles with a little bit of filling, fifteen skewers of meat, fifteen pork knuckles, fifteen meatballs, and a big chicken wing, and then a big chicken wing, and then one of these. And finally, fifteen more bone-in meatballs and a Chinese soccer ball. B: That's wrong. A: Listening to the TV always say, Chinese soccer, Chinese soccer when to come out. That is, which station who said, a say this, this ear a listen to that, the eyes look at this, mouth and he said words, trinity stained together said wrong. (That's not messy.) Say a Chinese soccer. Finish correcting it, Chinese soccer bar, not this dish, guys heard froze, this can have. B: good guy after a year has not forgotten you. A: It's hard to say, there is nothing new this year. I said wrong, can have, have this dish? Yes, let's have one. This dish is very expensive. B: How much? A: 88, have one. Okay. A moment of work is done. Cold dishes, hot dishes, drinks, beer, nutritional fast food, meat and bone all came, and finally came up with the Chinese soccer. Such a big plate, put on the table, the top buckle a big pot cover, the captain of the fans personally, the big pot cover up a look, he himself are happy, Chinese soccer is what ah? 11 pieces of stinky tofu, there are two pig's feet. B: stinky feet ah!