Once upon a time there was a man named Shuang. ?

He died. ?

On the day of the funeral. ?

His family cried, ' ?

Cool ah ...... cool ah.' ?

Passers-by were puzzled. Asked: 'You cool what a.' ?

Family members cried out in pain: 'Sharp ...... Sharp!!!! ?

The elephant accidentally stepped on the ants nest, the ants poured out, have climbed to the elephant. The elephant shook its body and the ants fell off. There was another one on the elephant's neck, and the ant that fell off shouted, "Strangle it!

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13. Xiao Ming: "Dad, am I a stupid child?" ?

Dad: "Stupid child, how can you be a stupid child ......" ?

A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I've been very abnormal lately, what I eat and what I pull, what I eat and what I pull, what I eat and what I pull, what I eat and what I pull, how can I get back to normal? The doctor was silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit. ?

One day an ant was basking in the sun, suddenly saw the elephant walking slowly, busy up straight front legs, next to the rabbit busy asking what are you doing? The ant said: "shh ~~~~~~~ keep your voice down and watch me mix him a foot" ?

Earthworm family this day is very boring, small earthworms cut themselves into two sections to play badminton to go, earthworms mother think this method is good, cut themselves into four sections to play mahjong to go, earthworms father thought about it, cut themselves into minced meat. Mama earthworm cried, "Why are you so stupid? You'll die if you cut it so minced!" Earthworm dad said weakly: "...... suddenly want to play soccer ?

One day, a family fire, mom and dad escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mom was very nervous outside the house and shouted: "Son a ..... What are you doing ...... What are you doing? ...." The son replied, "I'm putting on my socks .....". Mom said, "Why are you wearing socks when there's a fire?" After five minutes, her son still hasn't come out. ...... Mom shouted nervously, "Son, what are you doing? Come out quickly, it's a fire, why are you still in there ..... " The son said, "I'm taking off my socks. ........

A man went to the river to fish first wear a leaf ~ half a day no fish on the hook, he changed a piece of bread ~ the same half a day no fish on the hook ~ no way he had to go to change the earthworms ~ the same or half a day no fish on the hook ~ ~ he was furious ~ pulled out 100rmb and fell into the water cursing: "*-# want to eat what! Go buy it yourself! ?

. The same table has a cold and runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, so he kept inhaling the snot hard into his nose. The > language teacher who was writing on the blackboard suddenly turned around and yelled, "That's enough! Stop it! You're making a lot of noise!" The class fell silent. The teacher then said, "Who the hell is eating noodles in class and making so much noise?" ?

The patient said to the dentist, "You're so good at making money, you made three dollars in only three seconds." ?

? The doctor replies, "I can pull it for you in slow motion if you want.

"Narcissism" is that in my next life I must be reincarnated as a woman, and then marry a man like me; "despair" is that the restaurant dinner ordered two dishes, eat the first: "There is more difficult to eat in the world than this? Eat the second "Shit! There really is!"" Speechless" is the judge asked: why do you print counterfeit money? The criminal said: real money I do not know how to print ?

Small Ming went to the bathroom after returning to the classroom and the teacher said: "There are a lot of ants in the toilet" The teacher suddenly thought of ants in English ant the word, so the test small Ming: "ants how to say?" Xiao Ming a blank face ...... said: "ant he ...... did not say anything ......" ?

. A man at work is always farting loudly, colleagues could not help but say him: "Can you not make a sound ah?" Then I saw him sitting there shaking. The coworker asked him what he was doing, and he replied, "I don't make a sound, and now it's set to vibrate!!!"

Mother mosquito: "child, what happened to you?" The little mosquito cried and said: "Today the little flies they bullied me, said I was bloodthirsty, vampire." The mother mosquito: "Do not pay attention to it, their family is not a good thing, all of them are eating shit grow up?

Shit shells and mosquitoes in love for the first time, shit shells: "What do you do?" Mosquito: "Nurse, injection" Shizurang a pull Mosquito's hand cried: "fate ah, I am also from the medical, Chinese medicine, pinch the pills of the?

Someone to eat, beef ramen can not see a piece of beef, then pointed to the bowl and asked the boss: beef ramen how no beef? Three rats were tasting American, Japanese and Chinese wine, drinking American wine rat, walked 3 steps down; drinking Japanese wine rat, walked 2 steps down; drinking Chinese Erguotou rat, holding a kitchen knife, shouting: "TMD cat?"

Director and section chief **** ride the elevator, the director of a fart after the section chief said: "You farted" section chief said: "not I put" soon after the section chief was dismissed. The director said at the meeting: "If you can't handle a big fart, what do you need?"

Every time I look in the mirror, I always talk to myself to encourage myself: "I am very creative, ugly is not my intention, God do not lose your temper, I will be brave to live, with my endless creativity. I will live bravely and use my endless creativity to set off the beauty of this world! I'm really, really creative...?

Previously I bought two puppies, called "face" for you, called "ass" for himself! But not two days "face" unfortunately died in a car accident after every time I see "ass" to think of your "face"! If your face was still there, it'd be as big as your ass by now! The panda's face is a very big one, and it's a very big one, too.

The panda, on his birthday, said to everyone: "I made two wishes, one is to cure my dark circles, and the other is to have a colorful photo"

. A bee chases a butterfly, but the butterfly marries a snail. The bees do not understand: he where better than me Butterfly replied: people at least have their own house, which is like you live in the group home ?

One day an elephant was taking a bath. Suddenly an ant came over to the elephant and said. You stand up. I'll stand up if it rings. Ant! You sit down. The elephant was puzzled and asked the ant what he wanted to do. What do you want to do? You will stand up and sit down. The ant replies! I lost my underpants to see if you stole them?

Small shitshell: Mom, why do we have to eat shit? Shithead's mom: this child, how can you say such disgusting things when you are eating

. Give me a cafeteria bun as a fulcrum and I can warp the earth! < Understand, this cafeteria bun is too hard... > ?

. When I read "The food in the cafeteria can only be fed to the pigs, how can they give it back to us to eat?" I think of a sentence. A student to go to the cafeteria to play rice, play to the rice asked to play rice master, "Master, how you sand inside the rice ah!!!!"

A police dog saw the road over an ordinary dog, ran to question it fiercely: I am a police dog, what are you? The ordinary dog looked at it with disdain and said: stupid, look carefully, I am plainclothes!