Children's Brainstorming Questions and Answers (1)
1. A man was fishing and caught a squid.
Then the squid said:? Don't kill me, don't kill me, please let me go. ?
The man said:? Ok, let me test you a few questions. ?
Squid said:? You take the exam, you take the exam quickly ?
Then the man roasted it.
2. Qian Feng? Why is the penguin's belly white?
Everyone is at a loss.
Qian Feng:? Because penguins have short hands, they can only reach the front in the shower. ?
A cake got lost in the forest and couldn't walk out. Guess who encouraged him to go out?
Pigs, because of chocolate cake.
4.Jolin= 90
A boy said his nickname was Jolin, and people began to think about the reason. Wang Han: Is it because the vegetables grow taller when they are drenched? Qian Feng: I know, because.
He 1 m 90, so it was like a cold wind blowing when he called jolin, and the boy kept nodding wildly (dude, you know me ~ ~ ~)
5. Once upon a time, there was a bird. He passed a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in that cornfield.
All the corn turned into popcorn. After the birds flew over? Think it snows, so it's freezing?
6. customer:? Why doesn't the wine you sell smell of alcohol?
The waiter took a smell: Oh, I'm so sorry, I forgot to mix your wine. ?
7. There was a steamed stuffed bun. He was hungry and ate himself.
8. A match was walking on the road. It felt that its hair was itchy, so it scratched its own hair, and then it caught fire.
9. One day Xiaoqiang came home crying and said, Mom, mom, everyone at school says my head is a kite. ?
Then mom said:? How can it be? Won't it? Come on, run and watch with me. ?
10. Qian Feng: Do you know the name of the tiger?
OD：tiger
Qian Feng: Wrong! !
Everyone: What?
Qian Feng: Dandan!
Everyone:
Qian Feng: Because the tiger is Dandan.
1 1? There was a mental derangement who got a pistol from nowhere. He was walking in a small black alley. Suddenly met a young man, mental derangement 2 words don't say it.
Get on the ground and put a gun to his head! Question: 1+ 1= what? The young man is frightened! After thinking for a long time, I answered with trepidation: equal to 2? `? Psychopaths don't hesitate
Shoot him! Then I dragged the gun in my arms and said coldly:? You know too much. ?
12. There is a female math teacher, from Sichuan, whose Mandarin is OK, but? Kiss? And? Ask? It's always confusing. Once she finished a question for us and asked everyone.
Say: Do you understand? Can you get up if you don't understand? Kiss? Me. ? The students were surprised when they heard it. Everyone looked at me and I looked at yours. No one got up.
Come on. She added:? What, are you embarrassed to get up? Kiss? Isn't it? When the students heard it, they were even more shocked or said:? I'm too old to dare.
? Kiss? Ah, well, I won't. Come to my office after class, when no one is around? Kiss? Me. ?
13. An American, a Japanese and a China are exploring the jungle. As a result, all of them were arrested by the cannibal tribe. But the tribal chief said, I'm in a good mood today, no
Eat you, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board. ? The Americans were the first to get hit by the board. He said:? In front of the board
Put 1 seat cushion on my ass first. ? Pad, the board rained down; The previous 70 boards were not bad. After 70 boards, the cushion was smashed, and then the board saw blood?
After the fight, the United States always groped its ass and left. After the Japanese saw it, they asked for 10 mattresses. 1、2、3? /kloc-after 0/00, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, nothing happened; then
With a smelly mouth, I brag about my ability to imitate and recreate, and want to sit and watch the Chinese people's drama. China people slowly get down, leisurely say:?
Come on, give me the Japanese mat. ?
14. Son:? Dad, are you free on Friday afternoon?
Dad:? What is it?
Son:? The school is going to hold a mini-parent forum! ?
Dad:? What is a mini-parent forum?
Son:? That is, only the head teacher, you and I will attend! ?
15. The child came into the toy store with a fake bill and wanted to buy a toy plane. The man said:? Children, your money is not real. ? The child replied:? difficult
Is your plane real?
Children's Brainstorming Questions and Answers (2)
1. How much does a star weigh? 8 grams, because the star is 8 grams (Starbucks)
2. Once a group of young scientists came, a Beijing baby said that his family kept five poisons, and spiders made webs at their bedside, and then Qian Feng came to say:? There is one.
One advantage, no mosquitoes.
A cold wind blew, and Wang Han and Ou Di immediately got out of the way. Come on, let me give you a personal interview.
Qian Feng walked up to the little scientist and asked coldly, Do you have mosquitoes in your house?
3. A man looks like an onion and cries when he walks? .
4. Wang Han? Turn 360 degrees. ?
Qian Feng:? Wow, that's hot! ?
5. Wang Han? The tea is cold. ? Ou Di:? No, Qian Feng didn't tell a cold joke. How can the tea be cold? ? Ou Di then touched Qian Feng beside him with his elbow: A
Cold joke, Xiaofeng. ?
6. The joke last night was that astronauts used adult diapers. Qian Feng quickly responded and said: Adults can't get wet when they pee. Sign your name. ? Wang Han, they are cold.
They said that they were not interested in knowing the answer, so they ignored him. However, Ou Di couldn't help it later and said? Brother, I'm sorry. I want to know about Qian Feng.
The answer. ?
Qian Feng immediately excited satisfiedly stood up? Adult diapers, Bao Qingtian, Bao ~ ~ ~ Adult! ! !
7. A man looks like an onion and cries when he walks? .
8. A polar bear stayed alone on the ice in a daze. When he was really bored, he began to pull out his own hair to play with. Two? Three? The last one left, he
It's so cold to shout suddenly! ! ?
9. A patient came to see a psychiatrist. Patient: I always thought I was a bird. Doctor: Oh, that's very serious. When did it start? Patient: Since I was still a bird.
When it was a bird.
A doctor in a mental hospital asked the patient: What would you do if I cut off one of your ears? The patient replied: then I can't hear it. The doctor listened: mm-hmm
It's normal. The doctor asked again: What would you do if I cut off your other ear again? The patient replied, then I can't see. The doctor is getting nervous. Why?
Why can't you see it? The patient replied: Because glasses will fall off.
1 1. There are two mental patients. They escaped from the hospital.
They ran and ran. They climbed a tree.
One of them jumped down from the tree.
Roll and roll.
Then he looked up and said to the person above: hello? Why don't you come down?
The man above answered him: No? Ok? Huh?
I'm not ripe yet.
12. There is an old lady in a mental hospital.
Wear black clothes and hold a black umbrella every day.
Squatting at the gate of a mental hospital.
The doctor thought: To cure her, we must start by getting to know her.
So the doctor also dressed in black, took a black umbrella and squatted there with her.
The two spent a month in silence.
The old lady finally spoke to the doctor:
Excuse me? -
You? Is it mushrooms, too?
13. Once upon a time, there was a man named Xiao Cai, who was left overnight and rotted ~ ~
14. One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: Dad, am I a stupid child? Dad said: Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy? (This is cold enough.
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15. Xiaohong asked: Do you use your right hand or your left hand when mixing coffee?
Xiaomei said: right hand
Xiaohong said: Oh, you are so awesome. You are not afraid of scalding, like I use a spoon.