02. Do you know, my dear? You've lost a lot of weight lately! I am to see in the eyes, pain in the heart ah, see will be the New Year, your body but let a person worry about ...... who do not want to let their own pig to kill a few more pounds it!
03. The moment I left with a heart of gold, you behind me helplessly crying and heart-breaking pain so that I instantly understand how much I love you, I violently turned around and cried and hugged you tightly: this pig I do not sell it!
04. A cricket made a bet with a pig that if I jumped into the grass you wouldn't be able to see me, and the pig said, "I want to be able to see it. So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig was watching, the pig was watching! The pig is still looking! Why is the pig still looking at it?
05. The wolf came to the pig's nest in a mess, the pig's mother arranged: the big pig to block the door! The second pig to block the window! When I saw the little pig, the pig mom came to fire, yelling: old three, do not read the text message! You have a lot of meat, go out and lure the wolf away.
06. Crying it silly, happy days no right? I warned you not to be greedy and sleepy, but you just didn't listen. Now you should remember, the pig grows to a certain portion to be out of the pen.
07. Not every flower can represent love, but the rose did; not every kind of tree can withstand thirst, but the poplar did; not every pig can receive a text message, but you did
08. The tortoise and the hare race, the pig as a referee, do you think the tortoise ran faster or the hare ran faster?
09. Tonight there is a meteor shower, I heard that there will be a big pig flying through the sky, but unfortunately I have to sleep, you will be fine, there are so many people watching you fly!
10. Please touch your little red face first, and then touch your little belly! Good! This pig knowledge seminar ends here, see you tomorrow !
11. A pig and a penguin were locked in a -20℃ cold storage, the next day the penguin died, but the pig was fine. Why? You don't know? That's right, the pig doesn't know either!
12. When the Tang Monk took his three disciples for a short break, the Tang Monk went to the pig and looked at him angrily, "You're such a pig, you still have time to read short messages!"
Your life portraits: ten years old will take a bath - pig self-cleaning, twenty years old will dress - pig when the Mao, thirty years old will work - pig industry, forty years old has a servant - pig to get the commission, fifty years old will be shooting - pig throwing
I do not want to be a part of you.
I don't want to be your parallel line, life can only be far and you watch; I don't want to be your intersection line, a moment of warmth after the farther and farther away; only wish and you **** for a straight line, you before me after you drive you into the pigsty!
The north wind began to blow again, careless you are always like this, every time I remind you to wear a piece of clothing, but you are also every time so disdainfully answered me, said: I'm so thick pig skin is what? I'm not afraid of that little wind?
The sun has risen, the troubles are over, and you will meet the wonderful day with vigor! Come out of the nest! Shake your piggy hair, wash your face, and work hard for your feed!
Tea, to drink strong, until the aroma is particularly; road, to walk difficult, until the bitter sweet: people, to deep feelings, until the next life can love again; pig's feet, to fresh, eh? The one with the cell phone is not bad!
Before I only know, piglet can't talk, just know humming, but then met you, realize that you are more than piglet will hum, is talking about you, you still hum!
A pig and a penguin were locked in a -20℃ cold storage, the next day the penguin died, the pig is fine, why? You don't know? By the way, the pig doesn't know either!
. Baby pig's love can:You hi congratulations had to. The pig's chemical text has, the education has been taught, the word literacy head one is you explicitly said, the letter short then this understand can see you. But it only takes a few seconds for a word of concern to be heard: "It's cold, so put more grass in your nest!
Reading in Sichuanese: Once the night is over, a tiger pops up and pounces on the ground, but it doesn't risk putting you in the wrong place. Because it's not a building, it's not a building, it's a building!
A piglet was about to be slaughtered. The butcher came to get it. But the piggy said impassionately, death is not to be feared, wait for me to finish reading this text message. Oh
God didn't give the pig wisdom because he wanted the pig to be happy. So you must be happy.
Fat like a pig, troublesome? Lazy like a pig, guilty? Stupid like a pig, poor? Of course not, you are a pig! You can do whatever you want!
You and a wild boar one-on-one, was kicked a head of bag, the wild boar said: Grandma ground! The boar says, "Damn it, a domestic pig wants to fight a boar!
Originally, I really love you! But I'm afraid that one day you will leave me, why can't you cherish this edge after you choose to be sincere? I want to be with you forever, but the police said no pigs are allowed in the city!
One day, the eight ring asked the Tang monk: master, this world is really my ugliest? The Tang Monk said: you go to ask the Goddess of Mercy! Eight rings from the Goddess of Mercy back, happy to ask: Oh, master, who is # # ah? Ha ha!
Late at night, the pig is very sad crying. Mom asked: why are you crying? Piggy said: I feel very stupid. Mom comforted him: child, don't cry, the person who reads this message is even more stupid than you!
Guess the riddle: You and the pig are standing together. (playing an animal) Riddle: Elephant
A pair of lovers together is called a love affair, a couple together is called an eternity together, and you are simple, you and a pig together is called a pair of pairs.
When you pick up a mirror and look at your own round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth, blessed ears, you always can't help but sigh out loud ---- pig ah!
You went to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste and left, the cashier looked at your background and sighed: the world has changed, the pigs have evolved to brush their teeth!
Pigs are said to be lazy, but I don't think so. At least now, I've found a pig reading a text message.
Since the beginning of time, a mathematical equation has been eternally true: A = B, B = C, so A = C. You = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig.
New signs in the animal world: ants raping African elephants, lions selling spicy hot pot, rats and snakes getting together, sharks and donkeys shopping malls, and piglets are even crazier, holding a cell phone pretending to be a hooligan, hey, talking about you, and still look, small sample!
The day I said you are a pig, you said "I am a pig only strange", since then I called you a pig only strange, and then you finally could not stand it, in front of a lot of people shouted at me "I am not a pig only strange"!
Receive this message, you are a pink pig, delete this message, you are an African pig, reply to this message, you are a Rwandan pig, do not come back to the Ukrainian pig, store it, it is a perverted pig, hey, look what you do
Sunrise + sunset = day and night, the moon + stars = unlimited thoughts, wind and flowers + snow = tenderness, love, love and love, meteors + heart = blessings, you + charcoal = fragrance, you + charcoal = the smell, you can not be a pig, but I am not a pig. Suckling Pig
Weird, really weird! Last time I accidentally spilled half a pot of boiling water on your hand and you said it was fine and it didn't hurt at all! Then I looked up the proverb and realized that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water!
The cobra is highly nearsighted, and the elephant first date after some polite, the cobra said to the elephant's trunk: to come to it, but also lead such a big head of pig to, you are too polite. Again, is this pig called ##?
You're happy because I'm happy, I'm happy because you're happy, I'm sad because you're skinny, I'm skinny because you're sick, I'm smiling because you're strong, I'm rich because I sold you ............ Pig ah!
I have always been at your side, but also repeatedly worried about you, today you eat enough? Did you sleep well? Do you get cold late at night? I always knew you just couldn't take care of yourself, and whenever I walked away, you jumped out of the pig pen.
I have always been attracted to you, and your face appears in front of my eyes all the time! But I was poor and didn't dare to hope, now I have money! I can say: "Boss, cut me half of that pig's head"!
How can I bear to see you go? We have spent a lot of warm and happy time together, but today we are going to break up! Looking at your sad eyes, I shouted: wait a minute, this pig I do not sell
The thoughts of you are day after day, lonely I still have not changed, when will the beautiful dream appear! I'd like to see you, my dear! But I just can't find you living in that pigsty! The dead pig sleeps in a bad position to get up and re-sleep.
There are six kinds of pigs in the world, raised in the home called the family pig, born in the mountains called the wild boar, read the message called stupid pig, in the laugh of a stupid pig, angry is a stupid pig, ignore me is a dead pig, do not return the message of the pig is not even better than a pig ~~~
The weather is changing gratuitously, be careful of catching a cold, once again, care for you a few words: you have to quit undressing; quit returning late; quit cold drinks; quit picking food; quit the cold bath; Six abstain from alcohol; seven abstain from boarding the quilt; eight abstain from you understand?
If the fall is gone, I will wait for you in the snow, if the world is gone, I will love you in heaven. If you go, I will think of you in tears; if I go, I will let him take care of you, his pig-raising skills are not bad, really
Raining off and on, causing me to infinite thoughts, to put it bluntly is to think of you, wait until the wind and sunshine, I will also take you to that piece of grass, but agreed in advance: the pig is only permitted to eat grass, not allowed to arch the ground!
Friends in the past, think about it or you are the coolest, dreaming to find you a thousand degrees, suddenly look back, but you are still in my pigsty, eating grass, next to the tree, tail wagging can not stop, so you are gnawing on my family's tree, damn it!
When I met you, I was flustered and didn't know what to do. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I understand your heart. I desperately ran away from you but followed closely. I cried out, "Whose pig is starving like this?"
I haven't heard from you in a long time
These two days I always think of you
My heart is in turmoil
Searching for the pond where you love to go
The hut where you dine
The lawn where you sleep
Still I don't see you
My heart is breaking
......
How could you lose a pig that was so big
My friends said we wouldn't be happy together
They told me to give up on you, to leave you
But I really liked you and couldn't bear to leave you
That's why I got into a fight with them
Why should I
Let them have the dog and not the pig
It was just a matter of time before we got to know each other, but it's not the same.
I used to be just an ordinary chivalrous man, until I met the most mysterious you in the jianghu, and ghostly call out your name, from then on I became the jianghu everyone admired "know piggy chivalry"
Piggy piggy terrific, every day to sleep until ten o'clock, ton of five bowls are at the bottom of the weight of no one dares to compare to ask piggy where is it? Is snickering to see the text message.
The king wanted 100 pigs, the minister only brought 99, the king said: "There is a pig'? The minister said: "There is still 1 head is reading a short message
I want to say my heart when you are the happiest, warm and romantic New Year, the opportunity has finally come - you are happy like a piggy, angry when more like. Pig, happy new year!
I spend my days like this: playing ball with Jordan, boxing with Tyson, playing chess with Wei-Ping, chatting about scandals with Clinton, blowing up buildings with Osama bin Laden, and texting pigs.
Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; not every tree can withstand thirst, but aspens do; not every pig can get a text message, but you do!
There is a meteor shower tonight, and I heard that there will be a big pig flying through the sky, but unfortunately I have to sleep, and you'll be just fine, there are so many people watching you fly!
Raised at home is a domestic pig, born in the mountains is called a wild pig, read this message is a stupid pig, if in the laugh is a stupid pig, angry is a fat pig, ignore me is a dead pig, do not reply to even worse than a pig.
When I turned my head to leave that moment, you behind me helplessly crying, heartbreaking pain so that I instantly understand how much I love you. I turned around and hugged you: this pig is not for sale!
I just saw you at the supermarket! You put your hand on the barcode scanner and the screen said: pig's feet are 8 dollars. You thought the machine was broken and put your face over to look at it, and the screen said pig's head was 5 yuan!
Or you're the best, I began to think of you again, no longer angry with you and I feel the love for you every day to deepen that's because someone told me .... The price of pork has gone up and you can buy it for a good price!
Ask you a riddle: there are two drops of water on the pig's butt, playing a song title .................. Can't guess it, shedding tears on your face.
Told my mom, I like you, I want you to come to my house and stay with me day and night, you know? Through these days of interaction, I realized that I can no longer live without you, but my mom refused, she said: no pigs allowed in the house!
You pulled a pig shopping, very happy look. I passed by, full of sympathy, said: "Look at a person's class, depending on who he is with." Before I could finish my sentence, I saw the pig abandon you with contempt.
People are so tired of living! You have to queue up to get on the bus, you really suffer from unrequited love, you don't have any flavor to eat, you can easily get drunk, you are tired of going to work, you don't know how to commit robbery, you have to pay tax to earn money, and you have to charge for sending a text message to the pig~!
Busy? It's okay, I just want to tell you in a way that doesn't bother you, I'm thinking of you! I hope that when you get this text message, your mouth is smiling, your nose is arching, and you're grunting twice to let the other pigs know that the owner likes you best!
There was a bean that fell, it was discouraged and depressed. This bean is me, what can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "Piggy Encouragement Bean".
The piglet was very sad and crying. Mom asked: Why are you crying? The piggy said: I feel stupid. Mom said, "Don't cry. The person who reads this message is even dumber than you!
The sky is drizzling as if mocking my demented Why are you so selfish and cruel to let me empty thoughts of love racked my brain to write a poem full of heartache who knows only the pig and the idiot staring at the phone to see this poem
Every time the wind and rain is harsh I'm for you to ask for warmth and warmth, in the case of famine, I'll be for you to send food, you look so simple to me excited about, in fact, to raise a pig quite a sense of fulfillment!
In this warm and romantic day, a little pig is hiding in the house to draw eggs, and the eggs he draws are round and round. The pig is happy to have a round egg!
Party members: a day does not drink the party's wine. I don't know how to go about it. The day you don't eat the party's food. I don't know how to do my job. The day without using the party's money. I don't know how to fill in the invoice. One day does not smoke the Party's cigarettes. I don't know how to sign my name.
Preservation of education difficulties: criticism of the superior official position is difficult to maintain; criticism of the peer relationship is difficult to deal with; criticism of their own trouble; criticism of the lower level of the vote is reduced; criticism of the husband he is messed up; criticism of the children have no one to pension. This situation is how to be good?
It is said that a blind man was so good at fortune-telling that he brought in a pig with its hair removed for him to read. The blind man touched it and was delighted, saying: "The hips are wide and the belly is round, a member of the Party of the present generation, the face is big and the eyes are small, a leader, and the skin is tender and is being preserved!
Responders: with a smile to please - the doorkeeper two 2-7 12:24
You in the Baidu web page that writes on the Spring Festival funny text messages, there are a lot of them, look at it. ☆ If you feel happy you wave your hand, if you feel happy you stomp your foot, if you feel happy you shake your head. Happy New Year, crazy people!
☆ The sea is full of water, the spider is full of legs, the chili pepper is really hot, know you ah no regret. I wish you a happy new year, every day you can't stop talking!