Look carefully. Pay before you go in.

B: How much is it?

a； Fifty cents in and thirty cents out.

b； What comes out for money?

a； Why are you staring like that? This is a two-way charge.

If you feel distressed, have a toilet set meal.

It will be a one-way charge in the future.

b； Ok, ok, I'll give it to you and find it again (take out 10 yuan).

a； Wait, man, have you been to your bathroom before?

B: Nonsense. I'm not here. Should I go to your house?

A: You can't say that. I mean, you come from other places to spend money with me.

You have to pay 50 cents for roaming.

Well, you can wait for me to go out.

A: Don't be nervous. Take it easy. Let me ask you if you defecate or urinate.

Shit, hurry up

A: (Oops) Do you want to shit? I suggest you have a set meal of dynamic noodles.

20 yuan can shit 30 times at a time. We also let you pee 50 times.

Wow, let's talk about it when we're done.

(in the stool)

B: Turn on the light in the dark, old man.

A: It's no problem to turn on the light. Dude, you have to pay 50 cents for the caller ID to turn on the light.

B: OK, let's start the meeting and pay you back later.

Ok (turn on the light)

(closes the door)

A: Brother, your stool is tight. Do you need some music to relax?

B: Is it free?

A: The first minute (in a low voice) is free. ...

B: ok, then play it.

A: (Music)

Friends, are you full?

How much do you earn in a day's business?

Is there anyone in front of the door? Life is easy?

How was your day?

B: How much is it, old man?

Dude, please, let me do the math.

Brother, the toilet seat you just chose is number 2, which is a lucky number.

The selection fee is 50 cents.

B: What else is the selection fee?

A: That's right. The music you just listened to was free for the first minute, but you didn't cancel it later. You have to add 60 cents.

Shit bell?

Well, the music you just listened to was called "Full". Was it sung by the popular star xx?

(Hum, friend, are you full? How is your stool today? )

Enough is enough? I am defecating. Did you ask me if I was full? Are you crazy?

A: Sorry. By the way, you just spent ten minutes in the toilet 1 second. 50 cents for the first minute and 40 cents for the second.

Less than 1 minute counts as one minute. A * * * 4.5 yuan.

Because you take up the sewer bandwidth when you defecate, you have to pay the bandwidth fee of 4.5 yuan every month.

A * * * is 12 yuan. You just handed in 10 yuan and 2 yuan. Thank you for your patronage.

B: No way. How could you do that?

A: That's it. If you are not satisfied, you can call 250 to complain.

We have a complaint phone number in the public toilet, but you have to pay first.

B: That old man is cruel to you.

Hey, hey, I am in charge of my website.

B: I've come to withdraw some money. I'll see you tomorrow.

It's good. Welcome to visit. Thank you for your patronage. Remember to come to our place for defecation in the future. ...

B: Go ahead, hum.