1: I didn't study and had nothing to do. I carried a hoe all over the mountain, dug a gold bar in two and a half, married a wife who could cook, rolled noodles while cooking, peeled garlic with two rows of teeth, and was best at fried rice.

2. Life is bitter, life is tired, and life is suffering everywhere. I envy others for their wealth, wealth and status, and there are beautiful women around me.

3. Earn a year, lose a year, plant a garlic, and your heart is tired. Calculate left and right, and only earn a tired planting.

4. Pull the big saw, pull the big saw, sing a big play in front of grandma's house, pick up the daughter, invite the son-in-law and nephew boy to go.

5: Mouse, mouse, Gouziqiu, pull it to the back gutter, skin it first, then eat meat.

6. Boy, you are so handsome. You have a Chinese cabbage on your head, a rotten sack and a rag belt around your waist. You think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are actually a stupid second generation.