Li Yi--The Great Emperor

Bell--The Great Sage (really similar)

Berbatov--Brother Xiao

Kuyt--Pants

Busquets--The Best Actor

C Ronaldo--Diving Ronaldo, Hairspray Brother

Kewell--Australia Tony Leung (He Huiyu, really similar)

Kaka--Dianka

Piero--Penalty Ball Skin

Crouch- - Bamboo pole

Park Ji-sung--Singye

Terry--Simon Terry (did his teammate's wife)

Giggs--Simon Giger Si (Fucked his brother's wife)

Barack--N Asia King (miserable Chelsea, miserable season, miserable German team)

Villa--Hulu Baby

Messi--The King of Coal Balls

Rooney--Little Fatty, New Bobby Charlton (not talking about football skills, but hair loss)

Eh Dalton--ball lightning (fat, neckless, extremely fast)