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Year of the Pig blessings
Year of the Pig blessings Honorable Excellency: Thank you very much for your support over the past year, and at the time of the Chinese New Year Festival, we wish you a happy New Year, good health, and everything is going well.
The breeze is gentle, the white clouds are far away, in my heart eternal is the friendship, I wish you a happy new year, all the best. Please take this most sincere blessing with you, so that happiness will always be with you.
Year of the pig blessing manager: Hello! I wish you a happy Chinese New Year, happy family, all the best! New Year's New Year's New Year, leaping horses to meet the New Year!
Year of the Pig blessings spring quietly to the horse's hooves broken sound, the old things bother to go, brilliant look at this day. I wish my brother and sister-in-law years of peace and good luck!
Year of the Pig Greetings: Beautiful life, along with the arrival of the New Year added more beautiful colors, may your tomorrow like a dream that colorful!
Year of the Pig Greetings: Snowflakes in the sky, ushered in the New Year, let the long-lost hearts meet, Happy New Year! May my blessings melt the winter and warm your heart. - - A person who loves you.
When I was a kid on New Year's Eve, there was a large group of small children carrying paper lanterns and wandering around the houses, coming back with pockets full of goodies. I hope you have such good memories too!
New Year's Greetings for the pig New Year's greetings good office everywhere smooth life step by step high lottery period in good luck every day to hand over to play cards field victory taste tonton good more live more young more long more handsome home out of the gold wall long banknote.
When you send away the old year, you also send away a year of gloom, ushering in the new year, ushering in a new hope. I wish you a happy New Year!
Year of the Pig Greetings Spring breeze overflows you; family cares for you; love nourishes you; friends are loyal to you; I hereby bless you; the lucky star always shines on you. I sincerely wish you: Happy New Year!
The Year of the Pig fortune hope that I am the first one to send you blessings this year, as a confidant I can only say to you from the bottom of my heart: May all your wishes be successful!
Thank you for your strong support and help for my work over the year! May we unite in the new year to open up and make our work better!
The Year of the Pig fortune zero hour of the bell ringing through the sky, the New Year's train on time. It packs to an unforgettable years, ushered in another time the year of red. I wish you a happy new year!
The end of the year has just arrived, the blessing of the east, luck through the sky. When you reaffirm the will of the roc, the time of hard work, show the army infinite style. I wish you a happy new year!
The Year of the Pig fortune, although every year is the old New Year wishes, although I do not know how many times I said, but although the old words but have a new meaning, the feeling will be different. I wish you a happy new year! All the best!
The Year of the Pig horoscope years and months passed by us, many people and things gradually fade away, but you are always in my heart, because you make my world is not the same, I wish you a different New Year.
The bells of the New Year keep ringing, my blessings keep sending. I wish you a happy New Year and a prosperous New Year!
Good New Year! I would like to pay my respects to you! The past year we have worked together very happily, thank you for your care, I wish you a happy Chinese New Year! Auspicious! I wish you a happy Chinese New Year!
I wish you peace and happiness in the new year, good health, and may all your dreams come true in the New Year.
Another year of spring has come, the blessings of the sky, floating to you, but also to me, congratulations on the new year! Happy New Year! I'd like to thank you for your support! I'd like to see you in a better place!
It's the beginning of another year, another period of happiness, and once again, I sincerely wish you a good New Year!
I have put my blessings in 365 buds, they open one every day, every day to give you wonderful blessings.
On the occasion of the Chinese New Year, I wish you and your family happiness and good health, and Luckily, you will be able to go to the next level!
The snowflakes on the sky, ushering in the New Year, let the long-lost hearts meet, I y wish you: Happy New Year! May my blessings melt the winter and warm your heart.
My dearest friend: I wish God bless you in this New Year! The Goddess of Mercy protects you! The God of Wealth will hold you! The God of Love is shooting at you! The god of food kisses you!
New Year, new things, new beginnings, new beginnings, there will be a new harvest, I wish you all the best of luck, peace of mind, happy spirit, good Spring Festival.
The new year is good! The New Year is here and good things are all around! I wish you and your family a happy new year! Good health! I wish you and your family a happy new year! I wish you and your family a happy new year!
I wish you all the luck in the New Year! I wish you all the best in your career! Sparrow is in good hands and has a wide source of wealth! I wish you good health, good food, good sleep, happiness for your family, and congratulations on your fortune!
The sky increases the years, the people increase life, spring is full of Qiankun blessed door. Three sheep to send good luck, five blessings in the door of the source of wealth. I wish you a happy new year, happiness and well-being!
I wish you in the Year of the Monkey: big name, big luck, big red, big show, big gun and red, big amazing, big horse first!
Wish: New Year's auspicious future like silk, lucky star high light fortune and prosperity, family joy, flying yellow Tengda blessed as the East China Sea, life than South Mountain, happy and beautiful dream after dream!
The spring breeze is overflowing with you, your family cares about you, love nourishes you, the God of Fortune is tied to you, your friends are loyal to you, I wish you this, the lucky star will always shine on you.
No fear, another year, the New Year is coming, I wish, bank deposits, only increase not decrease, a better future, work hard today, the goal of life, always to the money!
I wish you a new year, a new start, a new harvest, a happy new year, all the best!
I wish you a new year to get rich on Wanbao Road, career on the Red Pagoda Mountain, lover stuffed with Ashima, wealth all over Greater China.
I wish you a prosperous new year, a lot of happiness, concubines, children and grandchildren. I'm sure you'll be able to find a good deal of money in the new year, but I'm sure you'll be able to find a good deal of money in the new year.
Some things do not fade because of the passage of time, some people do not forget because they do not see each other often, the memory of you is my friend forever. I wish you all the best in your endeavors.
Happy New Year! I'm very happy to see you! I'd like to thank you all for your support! The new year is a time of great joy and happiness! Auspiciousness and good fortune! The flowers bloom with wealth and prosperity! Gold and Jade! Fortune and longevity! Congratulations on your fortune!
I wish you in the new year: career is just afternoon, the body as strong as a tiger, money, work is not hard, leisure like a mouse, romantic like music, happy non-you!
The Chinese New Year is here, I greet you; your body is healthy, your mood is especially good; you have good luck every day, your taste is wonderful; you have gold at home, and long bills on the wall.
Wine: poured in the cup like water, drink into the belly haunted, walking to trip legs, back home quarrels, climbed into bed impotence, the next day up to regret, the Spring Festival you drink it?
Good luck in the New Year! I sincerely wish you: God bless you! *** Care for you! The Buddha loves and cares for you! The God of Fortune follows you! The God of Luck is with you!
I wish you, man: the spirit of the dragon and the horse career is strong, eat and drink without worrying about not getting fat, the secretaries are competing to put you evening, the daughter-in-law grows more and more beautiful, the old and the young body strong, the New Year have a new atmosphere!
I wish you in the new year, all the hope can be as desired, all the dreams can be realized, all the waiting can appear, all the pay can be realized.
In this sunny holiday, I wish you a happy mood joy, family reunion warmth, love sweet as the sun, never sad Pacific Ocean.
The wife is the home, the lover is the flower; the salary to the home, the bonus to buy flowers; sick home, well look at the flowers; I hope you remember to go home often in the new year, but do not forget to water the flowers.
Lovers are flowers in the hands of the hands do not want to sprinkle friends are onions where the need where to catch secretaries are sparks occasionally come a little friction lover is twisted hungry before thinking of him, wishing a small onion flowers happy.
New Year's wishes to friends all over the world: work comfort, paychecks and heart, nest warm, friends know heart, lover concentric, everything is smooth, always happy, everything is satisfactory!
The weather forecast: this year you will encounter money rain, lucky wind, love, fog, friendship, dew, luck, health, frost, beauty, thunder, security hail, please pay attention to them will be entangled with you for a whole year.
May good luck like mines often give you step on bad luck like meteor showers never shower you not wealth like garbage can be picked up everywhere happiness with you all your life like a fly staring at you not to let go of Happy New Year!
(Seriously: without permission, the blessing may not be discounted consumption. Once found, I will force uninterrupted blessing until you completely want to have the blessing for to.)
Fate to meet, no fate to get together, the end of the world, but wish to remember each other; fortunate to know each other, no fortunate to keep each other, the sea of bright moon, the sky is long. I will always silently bless you, wish you happiness. I wish you a happy new year.
A little light friendship is very true, a little light attachment is very light, a little light thoughts are very deep, a little light blessing is the most true! I wish you a happy new year!
I want the blossom never fade, open in the warm spring! I want the winter sunshine, dissolve the cold snow! I want the people who read the SMS to be happy in the New Year!
The sky is very blue, the clouds will eventually disperse. The sea is not wide, this shore is even the other shore. I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this, but I'm sure I'll be able to do it. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do this, but I'm sure you're going to be able to do it. I wish you a happy new year!
I have eyes but can't see you at any time, I have ears but can't hear you at any time, I have hands but can't hold you at any time, but I have a sincere heart to bless you at any time: Happy New Year, all the best!
I bought two pounds of fashion, three pounds of romance from Huaihai Road, homemade eight pounds of happiness, from the bottom of the heart cut a ton of care. The new year gift to you!
A green leaf, full of its love for the root; a greeting, condensed my wishes for you. It's the beginning of another good year - the first year of the New Year. I wish success and happiness will always be with you.
How can the frozen world be thawed and revived overnight, and how can the newly awakened earth be fragrant with flowers overnight? May you continue to accumulate, and may you create something.
Hold a bouquet of flowers, grab two handfuls of sunshine, go to France to buy four bottles of romance, the United States to buy six boxes of happiness, the United Nations to take eight boxes of blessings, from the depths of the heart to cut down the 10 Xu care, as a gift to you. I'd like to give you a gift from the depths of my heart!
Happy New Year! Fresh year after year! A big mouthful of money!
I wish you: a high position of power and responsibility, less work, more money, close to home, sleep until you wake up naturally every day, other people work overtime, you get a raise, get money to count the hand cramps, beautiful women love you crazy. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!
The least element in nature is love (astatine), the most is love (hydrogen). The combination of the two is love. I wish you a happy New Year of love.
Thousands of paper cranes, thousands of hearts, bless you forever. I wish you all a happy new year!
What is the length of heaven? What is the longest time on earth? Saying a happy new year so that you can remember is a long time in heaven!
Bin Laden is against terrorism, Bush kissed Saddam, Sharon will give in tomorrow, if all three are satisfied, the new year does not give you blessings.
Take the family as the center of the circle, take happiness as the radius, and draw thousands of happy families!
This year's holiday is not a gift, send a text message to you. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty and get out of the way, and then you'll be able to get out of the way!
It's a good time to think about your family, and to wish your family and friends all the best, and to enjoy a good mood every day.
YOUNG YOUTH welcomes the New Year, and wishes you all the best for the new year!
We wish you a happy and prosperous New Year!
The good luck of the Chinese New Year is here, and the stars of good fortune and longevity are at your door! I wish you all the luck in the world!
Legend has it that lavender has four green leaves: the first one is faith, the second one is hope, the third one is love, and the fourth one is luck. Sending you a lavender plant, may you have a happy new year!
A catty of melon seeds and two catty of jujube, I wish you good luck early; a catty of candy and two catty of banana, I wish you good luck will not run; a catty of peanuts and two catty of peaches, I wish you money rolling into the waistband!
I wish you peace every year and happiness every day; a smooth road, step by step; a good year, a rolling source of wealth; a happy family, everything is perfect!
The motherland under the leadership of the Party will live long and prosper, the people under the leadership of the Party will live and work in peace and contentment, and **** with the creation of a brand new year!
I sincerely wish you in the new year, all the expectations can appear, all the dreams can be realized, all the hopes are as desired, all the pay can be honored!
It takes three seconds for the stars to fall, one day for the moon to rise, one year for the earth to revolve, twenty-four hours to think of someone, and a lifetime to love someone, but one second for a thoughtful wish: Happy New Year!
Short message to celebrate the New Year: peace and quiet, live and work in peace and happiness. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that. The most important thing to remember is that it is a good idea to have a good time. I'm sure you'll be able to find a way to make the most of your time here. I wish you all the happiness in the world!
We are happy to welcome the new year, lift up the golden cup and fill ten thousand households with spring, and celebrate the year with the times, and spread the laughter and joy to thousands of families.
The first time I saw you, I was so happy to see you, and I was so happy to see you. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on some of the most popular products and services in the world. The Chinese New Year is approaching, when will I see you? I wish you a happy Spring Festival. Do you miss me? I miss you so much!
I wish my shareholders and friends a happy new year, silver tin much, the stock market is on fire in the new year.
Close your eyes, my little wish will fly in the New Year evening bell in front of your window, and your dream of the new century hope gently overlap ......
Spring warmth and flowers, spring back to Yan to come. I'm sending you a clear breeze: peace is priceless, love is forever. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do it. The world's most prosperous city is in sight, and the dragon is in the four seas. The first thing you need to do is write a grand blueprint for the future.
Spring dawn, spring dawn, everywhere green poplar grass. The mountains and the water, happy and smiling, **** wish six contracts spring, step by step high.
I wish you (inhale) a smooth sailing, two dragons flying three sheep in the four seasons of peace, five blessings in the door six six big luck seven stars high light eight parties come to the wealth of the nine nine concentricity ten perfect ten perfect hundred things are prosperous thousand things auspicious ten thousand things as you wish! I wish you an auspicious New Year!
If you smile happily in your dream, I have told the moon to send you my blessings on a certain night of a certain year and a certain month: Happy New Year, my friend!
A short message, a string of blessings: I wish you a happy, happy, happy; healthy, easy; reunion, love, love, love, love and beauty, red hot!
I wish you a happy New Year, and a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy!
New Year's Eve "Sina" tide, SMS MMS with integrity. I wish you a happy "Xin" year, "money" program. The "rich" as the East China Sea, "thin" than the South Mountain!
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Funny SMS about pigs
01. In those days, we walked quietly along the path in our hometown, and you kept your head down shyly. The townspeople saw us all praised you: Hey, and beautiful and clean! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!
02. Do you know, my dear? I'm not sure if you're a good person, but I'm sure you're a good person! I am looking in the eyes, pain in the heart ah, see the New Year, your body but people worry ...... who do not want to let their own pigs to kill a few more pounds it!
03. The moment I left with a heart of gold, you behind me helplessly crying and heart-breaking pain so that I instantly understand how much I love you, I violently turned around and cried and hugged you tightly: this pig I do not sell it!
04. A cricket bet with the pig: I jumped into the grass you can not see me, the pig said: I want to see it? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig was watching, the pig was watching! The pig is still looking! Why is the pig still looking at it?
05. The wolf came to the pig's nest in a mess, the pig's mother arranged: the big pig to block the door! The second pig to block the window! When I saw the little pig, the pig mom to fire, yelling: old three, do not read the text message! You have a lot of meat, go out and lure the wolf away.
06. Crying right stupid right, happy days no right? I warned you not to be greedy and sleepy, but you just don't listen. Now you should remember, the pig grows to a certain portion to be out of the pen.
07. Not every flower can represent love, but the rose did; not every kind of tree can withstand thirst, but the poplar did; not every pig can receive a text message, but you did
08. The tortoise and the hare race, the pig as a referee, do you think the tortoise ran faster or the hare ran faster?
09. Tonight there is a meteor shower, I heard that there will be a big pig flying through the sky, but unfortunately I have to sleep, you will be fine, there are so many people watching you fly!
10. Please touch your little red face first, and then touch your little belly! Good! This pig knowledge seminar ends here, see you tomorrow!
11. A pig and a penguin were locked in a -20 ℃ cold storage, the next day the penguin died, the pig is fine. Why? You don't know? That's right, the pig doesn't know either!
12. When the Tang Monk took his three disciples for a short break, the Tang Monk went to the pig and looked at him angrily: "You pig, actually have the leisure to read short messages!"
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Text messages about pigs
Your life description: ten years old will take a bath - pig self-cleaning, twenty years old will dress up - pig Shimao, thirty years old will work - pig Liye, forty years old will have a maid - pig Liye, forty years old will have a maid - pig Liye. Forty years of age, there are servants - pigs get commission, fifty years of age will be shooting - pigs throw
I do not want to become your parallel lines, life can only be far and you watch; I do not want to become your intersecting lines, a few moments of coexistence after the farther and farther away; and would like to be a straight line with you ****, before you and after me to drive you into the pigsty!
The north wind began to blow again, careless you are always like this, every time I remind you to wear a piece of clothing, but you are also every time so disdainfully answered me that: I'm so thick pig skin is what? I'm not afraid of that little wind?
The sun has risen, the trouble has passed, and you will meet the wonderful day with vigor! Come out of the nest! Shake your piggy hair, wash your face, and work hard for your feed!
Tea, to drink strong, until the aroma is particularly; road, to walk difficult, until the bitter sweet: people, to deep feelings, until the next life can love again; pig's feet, to fresh, eh? The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a cell phone, and you'll be able to do it in the morning.
In the past, I only know that the pig can not speak, just know humming, but then met you, only to realize that the original you than the pig will also hum, is talking about you, you still hum!
A pig and a penguin were locked in a -20℃ cold storage, the next day the penguin died, the pig is fine, why? You don't know? By the way, the pig doesn't know either!
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? Baby pig's love can: you like to have to. The pig's chemical text has, the education has been taught, the word literacy head one is you explicitly said, the letter short then this understand can see you. The first thing you need to do is to read out the text, and then you can see what the pig is saying
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? The first thing you need to do is to get a good deal of money to pay for the services you need. But a word of concern, just a few seconds: the day is cold, the nest pad more grass!
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? In sichuanese, I read: "Once the night is over, a tiger pops up and pounces on the ground, but it doesn't take care of the rest, because it doesn't take care of the rest. Because it's not the same as the other four, it's not the same as the other four.
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? A piglet is about to be slaughtered. The butcher came to catch it viciously. But the piggy said, "I'm not afraid to die, wait until I finish this text message. Oh
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? God did not give the pig wisdom because he wants the pig to be happy. So you must be happy.
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? Fat like a pig, troubled? Lazy like a pig, guilty? Stupid like a pig, pathetic? Of course not, you are a pig! You can do whatever you want!
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? You and a wild boar one-on-one, was kicked a head bag, the wild boar said: Grandma ground! The pig is still trying to fight with the boar, looking for death!
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? The original day really love, I like you! I'm afraid that one day you will leave me, why can't you cherish this fate after you choose to be sincere? I want to be with you forever, but the police said the city is not allowed to raise pigs!
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? One day, the eight ring asked the Tang monk: master, this world really is my ugliest? The Tang Monk said: you go to ask the Goddess of Mercy sister it! Eight rings from the Goddess of Mercy back, happy to ask: Oh, master, who is # # ah? Ha ha!
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Late at night, the pig is very sad crying. Mom asked: Why are you crying? Piggy said: I feel very stupid. Mom consoled him: children, do not cry, read this text message people than you are stupid!
The riddle is: You and the pig are standing together. (playing an animal) Riddle: Elephant
A pair of lovers together is called a love affair, a couple together is called an eternity together, and you are simple, you and a pig together is called a pair of pairs.
When you pick up the mirror and look at your own round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth, blessed ears, you always can not help but sigh out loud ---- pig ah!
You went to the supermarket to buy a tube of toothpaste and left, the cashier looked at your background and sighed: the world has changed, the pigs have evolved to brush their teeth!
They say pigs are lazy, but I don't think so. At least now, I found a pig reading a text message.
Since the beginning of time, a mathematical equation has been eternally true: A = B, B = C, so A = C, you = animal, animal = pig, so you = pig.
The new signs of the animal world: ants *** African elephants, lions have sold spicy hot pot, rats and snakes with objects, sharks and donkeys shopping malls, and piglets are more crazy, holding a cell phone to pretend to be a hooligan, hey, said you, but also look, small sample!
That day I said you are a pig, you said "I am a pig only strange", from then on I called you a pig only strange, and then you finally could not stand, in front of a lot of people shouted at me "I am not a pig only strange!
Receive this message, you are a pink pig, delete this message, you are an African black pig, reply to this message, you are a Rwandan boar, do not come back to the Ukrainian white pig, stored in the Americas perverted pig, hey, look at what you do
Sunrise + sunset = day and night, the moon + stars = unlimited thoughts, wind and flowers + snow = tenderness and honey, meteors + heart = blessings of a thousand, you + charcoal = fragrance
The world's largest and most popular shopping mall in the United States. Suckling Pig
Strange, really strange! Last time I accidentally spilled half a pot of boiling water on your hand and you said it was fine and it didn't hurt at all! I looked up the proverbs and realized that the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water!
Cobra highly nearsighted, and the elephant first date after some polite, cobra said to the elephant's trunk: to come to it, but also lead such a big head of pig to, you're too polite. I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get a good deal on this one.
You're happy because I'm happy, I'm happy because you're happy, I'm sad because you're thin, I'm thin because you're sick, I'm smiling because you're strong, I'm rich because I sold you ............ Pig ah!
I have always been at your side, but also repeatedly worried about you, today you eat enough? Sleep well? Will you be cold late at night? I always knew you just couldn't take care of yourself, and whenever I walked away, you jumped out of the piggy bank.
I've always been attracted to you, and your face appears in front of my eyes all the time! But I'm poor and I don't dare to hope, now I'm rich! I can say loudly: boss, that pig's head for me to cut half!
How can I bear to see you go? We have spent a lot of warm and happy time together, but today we have to break up! Looking at your sad eyes, I shouted: wait a minute, this pig I do not sell
The thought of you is day after day, lonely I still have not changed, when the beautiful dream can appear! I'd like to see you, my dear! But I just can't find you living in that pigsty! I'm not sure if I can find a way to get up and go back to sleep, but I'm not sure if I can find one.
There are six kinds of pigs in the world, raised in the home called the family pig, born in the mountains called the wild boar, read the message called stupid pig, in the laugh of a stupid pig, angry is a stupid pig, ignore me is a dead pig, do not return to the message of the pig is not even as good as the pig ~ ~ ~ ~
The weather is changing gratuitously, be careful to catch a cold, once again, care for you a few words: you want to a quit undressing; quit late return; quit cold drinks; quit picking food; quit the cold bath; Six abstain from alcohol; seven abstain from boarding the quilt; eight abstain from you understand?
If the fall is gone, I will wait for you in the snow, if the world is gone, I will love you in heaven. If you go, I will think of you in tears; if I go, will let him to take care of you, his pig technology is not bad, really
The rain fell intermittently, causing me unlimited thoughts, to put it bluntly is to think of you, wait until the wind and sunshine, I also take you to that piece of grass, but agreed in advance: the pig is only permitted to eat grass, not allowed to arch the ground!
In the past, my friends countless, think about it or you are the coolest, dreaming to find you a thousand degrees, suddenly look back, but you are still in my pigsty, eating grass, next to the tree, tail wagging can not stop, so you are gnawing on the tree in my home, damn it!
With your chance encounter, panic I do not know what to do. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I understand your heart. I desperately ran away from you but followed closely. I cried, "Whose pig is hungry like this?"
I haven't heard from you in a long time
I always think of you these two days
My heart is in turmoil
I've searched all over the pond where you love to go
The hut where you dine
The lawn where you sleep
And still I don't see you
My heart is almost broken
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How can you lose a pig that you raised so much
My friends said that we wouldn't be happy together
They told me to give up on you and leave you
But I really liked you and couldn't let go of you
I got into a fight with them over it
Why did they allow them to have a dog but not a pig
It was just a matter of time before I was able to get a dog and not a pig
I was able to get a dog and a pig. p>
In the past, I was just an ordinary chivalrous man, until I met the most mysterious you in the jianghu, and the ghost of God called out your name, from then on I became the jianghu everyone admired "know piggy warrior"
piggy piggy terrific, every day to sleep until ten o'clock, ton of five bowls of water, no one dares to compare the weight of the body weight to ask the piggy where is it? It is snickering to see the text message.
The king wants 100 pigs, the minister only brought 99, the king said: "There is a pig it'? The minister said: "There is still 1 head is watching the short message
I want to say my heart when you are the happiest, warm and romantic in the New Year, the opportunity has finally come - you are happy like a piggy, angry when more like. I'd like to say what's in my heart when I'm the happiest!
I spent every day like this: playing ball with Jordan, playing boxing with Tyson, playing chess with Weiping, talking gossip with Clinton, blowing up buildings with Bin Laden, and texting pigs.
Not every flower can represent love, but the rose did; not every kind of tree can withstand thirst, but the aspen did; not every pig can receive a text message, but you did!
Tonight there is a meteor shower, I heard that there will be a big pig flying through the sky, but unfortunately I have to sleep, you are good, there are so many people watching you fly!
Raised in the home is a domestic pig, born in the mountains called wild boar, read this message is a stupid pig, if in the laugh is a stupid pig, angry is a fat pig, ignore me is a dead pig, do not reply to even worse than a pig.
When I turned my head to leave that moment, you behind me helplessly crying, tearing the lungs of the pain so that I instantly understand how much I love you. I turned around and hugged you: this pig is not for sale!
I just saw you in the supermarket! You put your hand to the barcode scanner, the screen showed: pig's feet 8 yuan. You thought the machine was broken and put your face over to look at it, and the screen showed that the pig's head was 5 yuan!
Or you're the best, I began to think of you again, no longer angry with you and I feel the love for you every day to deepen that's because someone told me .... The price of pork has gone up and you can buy it at a good price!
Ask you a riddle: two drops of water on a pig's butt, playing a song title .................. Can't guess it, shedding tears on your face.
Told my mom, I like you, I'm going to let you go to my house and accompany me day and night, you know? Through these days of interaction, I found that I have been unable to live without you, but my mother refused, she said: home is not allowed to raise pigs!
You pulled a pig shopping, very happy look. I passed by, full of sympathy, said: "look at a person's grade, depending on who he is with." Before the words were finished, I saw the pig was very contemptuous and abandoned you.
People live really tired! Get on the car have to queue up, unrequited love really suffer, eat no flavor, drink easy to drink, go to work especially tired, robbery will not, earn money to pay taxes, even to the piglet to send a text message still have to charge ~!
Busy? It's okay, just want to tell you in a way that doesn't bother you, I'm thinking of you! I hope that when you receive this text message, the corners of your mouth are smiling, your nose is arched, and you grunt twice to let the other pigs know that the owner likes you best!
There was a bean that fell, it was discouraged and depressed. This bean is me, what can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! The answer is you! Because there is something called "Piggy Encouragement Bean".
The piglet was sad and crying. Mom asked: Why are you crying? The piggy said: I think I am very stupid. Mom comforted him: children, do not cry, the person who reads this text message is even more stupid than you!
The sky is drizzling as if mocking my demented Why are you so selfish and cruel to let me empty thoughts of love racked my brain to write a poem full of heartache who knows that only the pig's head and *** staring at the phone to see this poem
Every time the wind and rain is harsh is my warmth for you, suffered from famine I have sent food for you, you are simple and honest look that makes me excited and full of excitement, in fact, to raise a pig quite a sense of achievement well!
In this warm and romantic day, a little pig hid in the house and drew eggs, and the eggs drawn were round and round. The pig is so happy to have a round egg!
The party is fresh: a day does not drink the party wine. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty. I don't know how to fill in the invoice. One day does not smoke the Party's cigarettes. I don't know how to sign my name.
The difficulty of preserving education: criticizing the superior is difficult to keep; criticizing the peer relationship is difficult; criticizing oneself to seek trouble; criticizing the subordinate to reduce the votes; criticizing the husband to have sex; criticizing the children to have no one to retire. The first thing you need to do is to get your hands on a new one, and you'll be able to do that.
It is said that a blind man's fortune-telling is very accurate, and the people carried a pig with its hair removed for him to calculate. The blind man touched it and rejoiced, saying:, hip wide belly round, contemporary party members, face big eyes small, is a leader, fine skin, tender meat, is preserving it!