April Fools' Day text message with its simple and concise, funny and humorous, easy to operate features more and more by people's favor, do not have to bother to time, just lightly press the phone or mouse, you can realize the action of the fools. Although now people do not necessarily follow the tips on the text message to do, but through this method to get a fool a laugh, is also good. The reporter collected some frequently used classic SMS from the Internet for your reference.

1, about the cell phone text message

Emergency reminder: fear of thunder and lightning phenomenon in recent days, go out, please put the cell phone on the head and will be the charger cable plugged in dragged behind the back of the lightning, for lightning, remember!

The secret to free cell phone calls: when a call comes in, press 54sg before the second ring and then press the shutdown button, then the call is free.

This is a well-designed text message, will your cell phone up and down upside down look, will appreciate the wonderful pattern ...... cell phone upside down fun?

According to a study by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, it has been found that soaking your cell phone in water for one minute before playing it can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves on the human brain, remember!

Dear user: Hello! Because your cell phone appearance ugly, outdated style, has a serious impact on the city appearance, and impede the development of mobile communications business, the station decided to launch a signal in 10 minutes to destroy the phone!

If you receive this message, it proves that your cell phone has been infected with a virus, so please take out your cell phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

2. Text messages about idiots

Quiz you: what to do when all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Playing a song title) "At least there's you" yikes!

Tell you a story, once upon a time there was a fool, he was very stupid, people asked him any question he would only shake his head or answer "no", this story you have heard?

The one who makes furniture is the timber, the one who knows poetry is the scholar, the one who thinks about money, the one who is trained is the talent, the one who wants a woman is the body, the one who sends a message is the genius, and the one who is looking at the text message is the fool!

You are handsome, cool, simply can not be compared, you head over the pot cover hand carrying cabbage, always think they are the East is undefeated, in fact, you are fools second generation!

To test your Mandarin, read the following poem aloud: dark stone green, dark stone green, dark stone through spring green, dark stone through spring bamboo.

This is a poem by Li Bai, please read it aloud: Bedroom spring green, hold the plum and smell the flowers, I will only be in the first place, invite Wen to sleep in the bedroom, the bedroom knows the spring green.

3, about the health of the text messages

Lung capacity self-testing tips: after farting, head down and inhale, and then observe the surrounding people have no smell odor. If you do, you'll have to exercise harder; if you don't, you'll prove that you're superhuman!

Report: Your sleeping position is incorrect. For the sake of your health, please get up and re-sleep ...... cell phone real-time monitoring system.

Ah! You, are so graceful and elegant, flavorful, no wonder, everyone said you ...... bloated!

4. Other text messages

Watch out, look to your left and then to your right. Please beware of a psychopath who has just slipped out, characterized by looking around with his cell phone.

Notice: Tomorrow morning there will be a leadership inspection of the work, all colleagues please dress in accordance with the requirements of uniform. Men: suit and tie, shorts and slippers; women: swimsuit, pants and shoes!

Urgent reminder: recently there is a fear of tornado weather, when you go out, be sure to carry two 10 kilograms of dumbbells, so as not to be swept away by the wind. Those weighing less than 50 kilograms must double.

Seismic station prediction: there will be a micro-earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight wrapped in a quilt, with a toilet on your head and a straw in your nostril.