2, cannibalism father and son hunting, his son captured a thin son, his father said: put, no meat! The son also tackled a fat man, his father said: put, too greasy! His son also captured a beautiful woman, his father said: take home, the night your mom ate!
3, you and I are single-winged angels, the only way to embrace each other to spread their wings and fly. I came to the world is to look for you, after all the hard work to find you but found: TMD!
4, four-year-old boy kissed a three-year-old girl, the girl said to the boy: you kissed me can be responsible for me ah. The boy patted the girl's shoulder maturely, said with a smile: you don't worry, we are not one or two years old children
5, the monkey picked up a card, it wants to see clearly what is what the card, climbed up to the branch to see, when a thunderbolt struck it. The monkey cried, "So it's an IP card!
6, a dyspeptic patient complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal lately, eat what pull what, eat cucumber pull cucumber, eat watermelon pull watermelon, how can I return to normal? The doctor was silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.
7, the mouse: I am now in love with the bat, after the children live in the air, not afraid of you cat. The cat sneered and pointed to the owl on the tree and said: see, she is already pregnant with my child!
8, the wolf invasion, small animals set up a death squad to fight. Praying Mantis: I have two swords. Hedgehog: I am full of hidden weapons. Tenebrae: I have nunchucks, nunchucks, nunchucks, nunchucks, nunchucks! I have nunchucks nunchucks! Hahahaha!
9. The teacher of the nature class asked: why is the body cold after death? No one answered. The teacher asked again: no one knows? At this point, a student stood up and said: that's because the heart is quiet and naturally cold.