Interesting ancient poems

There are many famous poets in China, including Li Bai, a free and elegant "Poetic Immortal", and Du Fu, a "Poetic Saint" who cared about the country and the people. There are countless famous poems that have been passed down to future generations. Let’s take a look at another particularly interesting side of these poetry masters.

The funniest ancient poems in the world are so funny that they can make people laugh to death

1 Classic funny ancient poems

1. "Ode to Snow"

Zhang Zongchang

Something is flying in the sky, and there are piles here and there.

Could it be that the Jade Emperor built the golden palace and sifted lime?

Zhang Zongchang is a typical rough guy. He occasionally writes poems and is also quick to talk. One day, while looking at the heavy snowfall outside the window, he couldn't help but feel inspired by poetry and wrote this poem. Although this poem has a poor artistic conception, it is quite heroic.

2. "Untitled Poem"

Su Shi

No bamboo makes people vulgar, and no meat makes people thin.

Not vulgar but not thin, braised pork with bamboo shoots.

In the world, there is not only Dongpo pork, but also bamboo shoot braised pork. This poem shows the scene of Dongpo lay people enjoying delicious food and loving life.

3. "Untitled Poem"

Su Shi

Eighteen-year-old bride with eighty-year-old husband,

pale hair and red makeup.

The mandarin ducks spend the night in pairs,

A pear tree presses the begonia.

Zhang Xian, a famous poet in the Northern Song Dynasty, married an 18-year-old beauty as his concubine when he was 80 years old. At that time, the famous poet Su Shi, who often sang poems with him on the forum, and many lyric friends went to visit him. The humorous Su Dongpo immediately composed this limerick.

2 Classic Adaptations of Funny Poems

The incense burner in Rizhao produced purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth was drooling, and I didn’t have any money when I touched my pocket.

I don’t wake up when I sleep in spring, and mosquito bites are everywhere.

No one can escape when a big bear comes at night.

Li Bai didn’t pay for the boat trip, so the boatman kicked him off the boat.

The water in Peach Blossom Beach is thousands of feet deep.

I don’t know whether Li Bai is dead or not.

Qingming Festival

Du Mu of Tang Dynasty

It rains heavily during Qingming Festival

A lonely man wants to die

Where is the beauty? Yes

The shepherd boy pointed to Sanlitun in the distance (look, Xiao Du’s poem is very profound. For the sake of Qingming Festival today, let him post this first)

Chun Xiao

Tang Meng Haoran

Spring sleeps without waking up

The beautiful girl from science and engineering

Can’t sleep at night

I went to look for it online (old Meng was not to be outdone)

In the Year of Li Gui in the South of the Yangtze River

Tang Du Fu

Looking for beautiful women in the chat room

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It’s the beautiful scenery of science and engineering

We chatted so much that we wanted to meet people (hey, the poet is so ambitious)