A complete collection of classic quotations from Han Han
1, a group of people who have made no achievements should accuse a world champion of having a problem with his education model. This is China's logic.
2. Any altar is an altar at the end, and any circle is a garland at the end.
It's better to fail ideologically and morally than not to think at all.
The teacher is unpopular, but the tutor is very enthusiastic. It can be seen that learning is like falling in love, and one-on-one is precious. Expensive things are really expensive, of course, tens of dollars an hour, basically the same price as X. With money, teachers are much more powerful than X girls. X women make money because X women give each other happiness; And the teacher gave each other pain, but still received money, which is the greatness of family education.
It is unwise to argue with women. Whether this woman is wise or not.
6. Power is higher than the right you try your best to defend.
7. The most irrefutable thing I have said in my life is that the quilt doesn't need to be folded-it is used to spread out and sleep-but this is also the first thing to be refuted. See, this is the rule. We are sad because we have too many rules.
8. Most modern poems actually write a third-rate prose in one line, while the so-called master or pioneer confuses the order of each sentence in the third-rate prose and then writes it in one line.
As long as you are shameless, anyone can write dozens of modern poems a day.
10, the so-called high pressure, hard study and few places are all things for ordinary people. Rich and powerful people have never spoken ill of education, because it is completely beyond their understanding.
1 1. We mainly come to study with you, which is good, but what did you do at school?
12, the ancestors are also very poor. Many times, they quoted many words, not because they respected them, but because they happened to think of what they thought and used them to refute or criticize a person who was different from what they thought.
13, owing money to others is very different from owing human feelings. For example, someone owes you a sum of money, and you are completely disappointed after a long delay. At this time, that person suddenly pays back the money, and you will feel that it is like money outside your body, not your money, and then squander it; But if someone owes you a favor and doesn't pay it back for a long time, you will cherish it when that person returns it.
14. For men, the saddest thing is that there are two men and one woman during the trip, so internal unity can never be realized.
15, the success rate of ugly girls is actually higher than that of beautiful girls, because when beautiful girls are spoiled, men can't help but look for a while and then vote in their hearts whether it is worth it; If an unattractive girl distracts her charm, she will always feel out of shape, just as China literati learn the writing skills of western writers. Seeing them coquetry will make them feel guilty, so men will be eager to agree to stop their coquetry.
16, when swearing, the most painful thing is that others scold you back and forth with your words, and the weight will soar a lot.
17, there are very few beautiful women in the street, because these days, there are more beautiful women who go to bed once a day than those who go to the streets once a day. All the girls, with slight beauty, stood in the hotel; Beautiful, everyone fell asleep in the hotel; Very beautiful, lying in the arms of the hotel manager. Occasionally, a few exquisite and refined people strolled by, extremely quiet.
19, beautiful women in Shanghai always look straight ahead when walking in the street, and crossing the road is no exception; Most men in Shanghai ignore this beauty and try their best to find it. The muscles on their faces have been trained to act independently without brain control. When they see beautiful women, they will smile. Because of this concern, they only heard cars hitting old ladies in Shanghai, but rarely heard cars hitting beautiful women.
20. Truth is often in the hands of a few people, and a few people must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of most people. This is how people follow suit. What the first man said, the second man heard it and followed suit. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other, so he followed the two people. It can be seen that the crowded party does not necessarily have its own ideas, and many of them are aimed at crowded places.
2 1, I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some doctors have not made much progress in knowledge, they just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand, so that no one can understand it.
22. If we can cultivate all-rounders in this era, it will be the luck of exam-oriented education and the misfortune of this era. If there is, he is the king of man, but unfortunately there is not, so we have to take down the word "Du" under the word "Wang". What the times need is only talents.
The problem with education now is that no one can bathe naked, but too many people bathe in cotton-padded jackets.
24. Trends can only wait, not catch up. This is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. If you stay at the station, there will always be a car coming. As for the car that just left, we ordinary people can't catch up.
25. China looks down on people who talk big. In my opinion, big talk is nothing, just like ancient women used to wrap their feet, and when they met normal feet, they were called "big feet"; China people are used to "small talk". When they meet normal words, they are naturally called "big talk". Those who dare to talk big will come to no good end, scaring future generations from talking big to not speaking.
26. I have become a phenomenon. Failure in ideological and moral education is better than no thought.
27. Hating someone for four years is worse than liking someone for four years. Like is just an inertia, and hate needs to constantly push yourself.
28. I don't like being trapped by nature, and I often violate class rules. The head teacher often punishes me for copying class rules 20 times, so I have to copy them together with three pens. I often tell people that this is how I practice my good handwriting.
There are few beautiful women in the street, because these days, there are more beautiful women who go to bed once a day than those who go to the street once a day. All the girls, with slight beauty, stood in the hotel; Beautiful, everyone fell asleep in the hotel; Very beautiful, lying in the arms of the hotel manager.
30. There are all kinds of buses parked at the gate of Zhouzhuang, which shows that our government attaches great importance to improving the artistic accomplishment of officials.
3 1, occupying the toilet and not defecating is hateful. In fact, the worst thing is that you still occupy the pit after taking a shit.
32. After a man is lovelorn, he either commits suicide or falls in love again. The requirements for finding a partner for the second time are often similar to those for the first time. This kind of psychology is subtle. For example, if something is eaten right and suddenly taken away, you will naturally try your best to find someone with similar tastes-this logic only applies to the case that the woman betrays or pursues unsuccessfully. If two people have no feelings for each other, there will be no such "shadow love", and the more you eat, the more smelly you don't have to eat.
Fame is like hair on the back of the head. I can't see it, but others can see it at a glance.
34. Math, physics, chemistry, Chinese and English are all very good. Music and sports computers are all zero. I can't even operate a computer. I am still an excellent student. However, if I am terrible at music, sports and computers, I speak Portuguese as well as my mother tongue, but I fail in math, English and chemistry, then I am also a poor student.
35. An adult over 18 still doesn't know what his future ideal is and what he likes. That's really a failure of education.
36. Math is doing, and keep doing it until you find that all the questions on the test paper are finished.
When I was at school, I liked playing football. Someone sarcastically said, I can't play for the national team anymore. I can't play better than Cristiano Ronaldo. What's the point of playing? Stop kicking. Then, if you like to drive by yourself, I tell you, you can't drive to McLaren, and you can't drive faster than Schumacher. What's the point of driving? Your driver's license has been confiscated.
38. If you are in love, it is largely for your own face. For example, in school, you feel that you are good-looking and have face, and in the office, you feel that finding a rich man has face. In fact, love is all about saving face.
In the fight against SARS, some airlines offered 60% discount for teachers and medical staff, which made people very puzzled. It feels like there are not enough nurses, and young female teachers are on the front line. However, I really don't see what this teacher has to do with SARS besides teaching everyone to wash their hands frequently. Then I am a cleaner. Can I get a 60% discount by plane?
40. When the sentences are fluent and there are not too many typos that affect reading, there is no standard to judge the quality of the article. I casually handed in an article by Zhu Ziqing, and no teacher would think that his students' compositions were good enough to be famous, or they would make many revisions.
4 1. One year, the school forcibly overcharged 100 yuan when paying tuition fees, on the grounds that parents' loans were used for education construction. As for repayment, it is not only indefinite, but also interest-free. In the end, no one knows what the money has built.
42. I have my own principles in reading. I don't like Chinese books and composition classes because I hate them to make money and stifle people's personality and creativity. I prefer Wang Shuo, who is very clever and sincere. My writing features are more like Qian Zhongshu's Fortress Besieged, because I appreciate his profound and explicit swearing.
43. The student sent me a test paper, and there was a question in it that was analyzed by my article. They asked me if my article was selected from the following competitions: a: the first national new concept composition competition; B, the first national new concept composition contest; C: The First National New Concept Composition Competition. What the hell do you think this is! What is the purpose of the exam? Our education in China is really great!
The hero of my novel basically has nothing to do, so he lives in chaos. This is life. Why must it be higher than life?
45. Math, I think I only need to go to Grade Two. It is certainly good for a person to develop in an all-round way, but the more comprehensive he is, the more mediocre he may be. It is said that learning advanced mathematics is to cultivate logical ability. I think logical ability is innate, not acquired. Didn't the ancients learn advanced mathematics and have no logical ability?
46. Seven red lights illuminate my future.
47. It is better to fail ideologically and morally than not to think at all.
48. I am a piece of Shanghai gold, and I will make many people reflect on themselves.
49. It is difficult for me to summarize my personality. I especially dislike those rigid personalities. I just do what I like. I don't want to follow the crowd. I can't write "Ah, our glorious bridge" or anything like that.
50. Hating someone for four years is worse than liking someone for four years. Like is just an inertia, and hate needs to constantly push yourself.
5 1. When nervous people talk, they forget not the content, but the transition, and they don't know what they are talking about. Two sentences without causality can actually be strung together with "so".
52. Family is like a mountain. Both sides have to climb up desperately, and only one person can stand on the top of the mountain. More importantly, home is like a mountain, but one mountain can't accommodate two tigers. Once two tigers face each other, they must fight hard to separate them. Usually, men use non-academic things such as fists to solve disputes. Therefore, there is always a successful man behind a failed woman.
When it comes to money, the life span of love is different. I often see ugly men holding beautiful women.
We have reason to believe that love based on love is short-lived because love itself is short-lived; And love based on money is eternal, because money is eternal.
I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some doctors have not made much progress in knowledge, they just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand, so that no one can understand it.
56. A city is like a woman. During the day, we only see a face full of makeup, and at night we can see her face after makeup removal. This is true.
57. Truth is often in the hands of a few people, and the minority must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of most people. This is how people follow suit. What the first man said, the second man heard it and followed suit. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other, so he followed the two people. It can be seen that the crowded party does not necessarily have its own ideas, and many of them are aimed at crowded places.
58. The most irrefutable thing I have said in my life is that the quilt doesn't need to be folded-it is used to spread out and sleep-but this is also the first thing to be refuted. See, this is the rule. We are sad because we have too many rules.
59. Trends can only wait, not catch up. This is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. If you stay at the station, there will always be a car coming. As for the car that just left, we ordinary people can't catch up.
60. There are two "secrets" in Chinese: first, don't read Chinese books; Second, it is not regarded as a document.