Garfield English witticisms:)~---Garfield loves sleep, food, TV and beautiful women. Every day he drags his fat and thinks around his master, his girlfriend, Odie, and his companions.

and mortal enemy.

He will also use cool language from time to time, and he will be arrogant and lazy. You can see if there is any shadow of yourself in his life.

I hate Mondays. I hate Mondays.

(The beginning of Nightmare Day) Poky, cover me. I’m going in. Poky, cover me.

I'm going to take action.

(When the boss asked, he said I went to see a client.) Trying to avoid your duties, huh?

Actually trying to evade responsibility.

(Missed a big order, got kicked by the boss.) I make a point to get it good everyday. I can’t eat and walk around every day.

(If you miss a big order again, be careful I make you unable to eat.) How shall I outwit you this time?

How should I tease you this time?

(Whatever happened to the boss, he still has a way to deal with you.) It's a liver flavored. This is pork liver flavored.

(What is your cat's favorite food?) That's even nicer.!

That one is even better!

(My cat son prefers pizza.) Jump back. Kiss myself. Done.

I really admire myself.

(Everyone should believe in himself.) She is some beautiful. She is so beautiful.

(Is this girl a new colleague? Does the famous lady have a partner?) Uh, Mr. Pathetic, you've had a crush on her since high school. Poor Mr. Pathetic, you've been obsessed with her since high school.

(My infatuation will never change.) Would you please ask her out so she can reject you, and we can get on with me life?

Can you ask him out so she can tell you no and we can move on with our lives?

(It's time to act.) Wish me luck. Okay, go get'em, big tiger.

Okay, go ahead boldly.

(I will regret it if I don’t try it.) You the man. You the fella. You the boss. You are man enough, you are a young man, you are the boss.

(She made an appointment with me first.) So much time, and so little I need to do. The days are long, how should I spend my time.

(Friday afternoon makes me happy and sad.