Introduction to Liu Nuoyi:

Nuoyi, whose full name is Liu Nuoyi, is of mixed Chinese and French descent. Because I participated in a parent-child reality show with my father, I was loved by the audience and netizens for showing qualities such as innocence, cuteness, kindness, bravery, and talkativeness. Although he was born in France, Nuoyi likes "Journey to the West" very much. He is in awe of Guanyin Bodhisattva and is familiar with many characters and plots in the story. He is called a tenth-level scholar of "Journey to the West" by netizens.

Nuo Yi’s classic funny quotes:

Oh my god, what are you doing?

(No Yi imitates his father Liu Ye and speaks Northeastern dialect, which is very magical.)

What is your name? Are you a grandma? Have you been to Thailand?

(While making flour, Nuoyi muttered to Kangkang like Tang Monk reciting a mantra, without giving Kangkang a chance to answer, asking for the area of ????the shadow in Kangkang's heart.)

Wow, I think he looks so handsome!

(When the stylist was cutting Nuoyi’s hair, Nuoyi saw herself in the mirror and felt very happy.)

Liu Nuoyi’s classic quotes

Kang Brother Kang! Brother Dajun!

(In the first few episodes of the show, Nuoyi couldn’t tell the difference between his two brothers Kangkang and Dajun. He always called them by the wrong names and shouted with a bright face, which was completely inappropriate. I know how to ignore my dad's reminders and firmly believe that I have not made any mistakes)

If my dad gets old, he will die slowly, but I love my dad so much, and I hope he will always be happy.

(In the truth test, Noi gave this heartwarming answer when asked if he would still like his father when he was old.)

My eyes Blind!

(No Yi, who was affected by the thick smoke in the house, said this sentence in a Northeastern accent, with a pitiful and funny expression.)

I love my dad so much. There are 80 seconds of love.

(When asked whether he loved his father and how much he loved his father, Nuoyi gave this answer. His answer came from a French proverb: There are only 60 seconds in a minute, and my love for you Love lasts for 80 seconds, I love you 20 seconds more every minute. To put it simply, Nuoyi loves dad very much every minute)

Last time we saw a big temple, a real big one. Temple, that big temple is called Leiyin Temple! ...

(While looking for wild elephants in the forest, Nuo Yi kept talking as he walked, from the Black Cat Sheriff, to Leiyin Temple, to the uneaten food, Zou Every time my uncle tried to calm Noi down, he failed.)

I want a lollipop!

(Noyi, who lost the game and didn’t get the lollipop, hugged his father and cried.)

Golden Gulu Stick!

(Speaking of Sun Wukong’s golden hoop, this is what Nuoyi said.)

Guanyin Bodhisattva asked me to chat with you.

(When Dad asked Guanyin Bodhisattva what he said to Noi, Noi responded like this. It was very cute and a little sad.) Classic quotations from Junichi Watanabe

1. You can’t keep secrets if you don’t want to. Become a flower. So not only flowers, but also people's appearance, art, and talents. If they are openly exposed to the outside and express themselves strongly, they cannot become flowers.

2. The Creator has given men the ability to be active. But when it comes to relationships between men and women, the result is just the opposite. Men sometimes bear great burdens. The Creator gave women a negative and strong endurance, which seems to be at a disadvantage. In fact, women have played tricks on men and achieved good results.

3. For women, sexual happiness can only be obtained after breaking through obstacles. The so-called obstacles are shame and mysophobia. Beyond these obstacles lies the garden of pleasure. Compared with women, men have few obstacles to pleasure, and even if they do, it is only a little bit of shame, which will disappear in a flash when desire arises. Male sexual desire is pure and simple, boring and boring. It is easy to get happiness, but it will not develop in depth. On the contrary, women's path to sexual happiness is narrow. Once it goes deep, it expands without limit and has endless aftertaste.

4. When breaking up, there should be some lingering aftertaste. This is the secret to a successful relationship between men and women.

5. If you are a rogue with no scruples, maybe a woman will obey you honestly. But not all women are at the mercy of scoundrels. That depends on how a man can win over a woman skillfully and not bore her.

6. No matter how many books you read or how many stories you listen to, you cannot have a deep understanding of what love is and what men and women are. You'll never know what love is like if you don't experience it for yourself.

7. Men and women cannot get too close, but when we are young, we can’t wait to get close to each other.

8. Men and women cannot get too close. If the distance is too close, love will become a negative burden.

9. Women’s hair is the most sensitive. The way you touch her can tell her mood to some extent.

10. When courting, you must seize the opportunity. Once the opportunity is lost, all previous efforts will be wasted. Once you have made up your mind, take decisive action. But if you are too rough, the other party will struggle to resist. A submissive bird can turn into a formidable eagle.

11. Regardless of people, flowers, plants and other living things, any excessive desire to express themselves will disappoint the audience and weaken its original charm.

12. If a man has gradually forgotten a woman’s body, then her charm is gone. When you lose the attraction to the opposite sex, you lose your heart and you will no longer demand her body. In the long-term relationship between men and women, there will always be anger, disputes and boredom. The mind is constantly fluctuating and it is difficult to control it.

13. Of all the battles of victory and defeat in the world, the most painful thing is not when you fail, but when you admit defeat.

14. It is always men who make the first request, but very few women take the initiative.

15. Momentary violence is a necessary behavior for the union between men and women.

16. I have been a doctor for 10 years, mainly as a surgeon at the Department of Surgery at Hokkaido University. When I was a doctor, I saw a lot of patients, and I saw countless patients who were afraid of illness or fear of death. But I think among so many tragedies of death, the only thing that can save death is love. I once saw a patient who was dying. He was very afraid of death and was shaking constantly. But when his lover was by his side and held his hand, he was able to calm down and seemed to have forgotten about death. The feeling of fear. I think I have seen so much horror of death that I am more willing to write about love. However, I cannot confirm whether love can defeat death, but I am very willing to write about this topic.

17. Writing itself is my greatest interest. Looking up information for writing, including researching food, clothing, etc., is also something I like to do.

18. Many women accept men at their strong request, but women will definitely get something in return. All women do not openly and explicitly ask for it. Between asking and being asked, an understanding is naturally reached.

19. If you choose freedom, you have to endure loneliness.

20. Temptation itself is created based on human needs. Men engage in promiscuity mainly to seek sexual and soul satisfaction, while women engage in sexual intercourse mainly to make up for their lack of emotional and spiritual well-being.

21. Compared with this, the physical bond is much stronger. Once the communication is completed, it will take root deeply in the heart. The feeling spreads throughout the body and is unforgettable forever.

22. If you think about it carefully, men’s desires are simple, like naughty children, lacking in patience! If men were as good at being patient as women, then human beings would not be so prosperous. Men’s desires are dynamic. , extroverted, so the relationship between men and women was established.

23. In the history of mankind, men’s lack of patience has cost countless men! Women, on the other hand, are naturally good at patience and have manipulated many men.

24. This may be the natural tendency of people. In this case, it is for the sake of insurance in old age when getting married. On the surface, it is love, but in fact it is a kind of insurance after aging.

25. Only the physical body of the other person is required. As long as this bond exists, the relationship between men and women can be maintained. On the contrary, if the other person's body is no longer needed, then the relationship will not be far apart.

26. Catch and kill is another matter, but caressing after catching is another matter. Rough methods will not bring good results. To catch her, always use a little violence, but only in moderation. A moment of violence is a sign of love, and continued violence will only cause pain to the other person.

27. A writer’s duty is to express his true thoughts frankly. You cannot write a good novel if you are secretive. If you don't bravely express your likes and dislikes, others won't take the time to look at your stuff, let alone make any noise.

28. As a male, it is better to be a performer than an actor. Instead of being a great actor, be a great planner. This is not the hope of men, but men themselves are composed of many factors. Men want women to be great actors.

29. Do what you want to do, write what you want to write, and live the life you want. Yi Yiyi's classic quotations

1. First love, in those quiet and good years, the person who makes your heart beat can be watched from a distance and quietly accompany you until you grow old, and you can't Tell yourself to stop loving him. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

2. From clear love at the age of fourteen to thorough love at the age of twenty-three. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

3. The wind takes away my thoughts, picks up the dust, and sends them to your hometown. Boy, have you ever heard of it? "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

4. At the beginning of the story, your sharp look has amazed me for ten years. At the end of the story, we are separated from each other. This ten-year dream has finally come to an end. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

5. I still remember when we were seventeen, we thought our love would last forever.

"Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

6. Just think of it as wishful thinking. If you wish, I will always be your best friend. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

7. Let the so-called beauty exist somewhere, where you can often look back on the past, and recall memories often, maybe it will be good. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

8. Unfortunately, there are no ifs in this world. No matter how careful we are, we can't escape destiny in the end. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

9. The air is very quiet and time is very slow. We promised to see each other in the past but it became a clean break in the story later. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

10. Come quietly, leave decisively. Take away all the smiles and light in his life, and never wait for his summer again. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

11. Those days faded into a short time in my memory, gradually becoming blurred and no longer complete. The only one who was moved was myself. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

12. Do you know that time is innocent, but we will never like the original appearance again. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

13. Go to a dream, a dream with him, happiness, and the promise made at the age of twenty-five. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

14. If one day you stop and want to look back at these years, do you know that I have always been behind you and never gone far. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

15. In ten years, every bit of our youth has passed away in the years. Those youth that we have over-consumed only exist in the hourglass of memories. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

16. In the past, that person was looking forward to her twenty-five year old and promised her a promise to see her again and again. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

17. My youth has finally come to an end, and I have finally said goodbye. We are all gone and there is no need to see each other again. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

18. Our story will eventually say goodbye to this unspeakable past, and run towards our respective happy futures. Don't look back, no one is waiting for you, the person you love most is by your side, The person you cherish is right in front of you. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

19. No matter it is in the past, present or future, I will always be with you. "Have you ever heard of Kaiwo Boy"

20. Because of love, we are together; because of love, it is difficult for us to separate; the once vague and ignorant feelings, if he is really too good, if he sees it wrong It's all good, come and go in secret, this is love. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

21. Because those are other people's stories, we don't take it seriously even after being moved. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

22. It turns out that I really can meet you every time I'm drunk, and every time we can only meet like this in dreams. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

23. This love between childhood sweethearts and childhood sweethearts has finally come to an end. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

24. The initial heart-thumping was replaced by the final muddling through. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

25. In the end, we all returned to our original positions and resumed our respective roles. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard"

26. Finally, if we like someone, we will be humbled to the dust, but we will not be able to bloom. "Young Man, Have You Ever Heard" Tang Nuo's classic quotations

1. Fortunately, we are not professional professors and scholars, so we don't have to spend our brains to solve such professional but boring problems. We only need to enjoy these original concrete glyphs and Today we understand the beautiful connection between abstract meanings on the line. "The Story of Words"

2. It's strange that the world hasn't messed with you yet, but you are eager to get into the most rotten, false and nonsense corner every day. What is the purpose of imprinting images of the world like this?

3. Today, reading is still generally considered to be a self-evident good thing. The idea of ??reading is still regarded as a good idea in life. In the long life we ??live, , the idea of ??starting reading will always come to me several times, and the number of times is probably not less than the times when spring is bright and I suddenly want to fall in love. "The Story of Reading"

4. Although it has nothing to do with victory or defeat, Kuai often has an unspeakable brilliance that makes people unable to help but stand up and applaud it. "There was no king at that time, and everyone did as he pleased"

5. Science has the beauty of a precise and stable order, which is inherently magical and allows us to face chaos calmly and fearlessly. world. "Names in the World"

6. Tolerance is not only a highly self-controlled virtue, it is also rational and even beneficial to oneself, and in the longer term, the cognitive component of rationality becomes more The more the truth comes out, the more obvious the benefits become. "Before My Eyes"

7. Travel is always time-consuming and expensive, and reading is the cheapest and most convenient way to travel, the most effective summoning magic in a heterogeneous world, and the fastest way to transform the world into Hometown approach.

"The Story of Reading"

8. Every time, we always have to make the most difficult choice in life in the narrowest time gap and the most inappropriate mood. It was a decision made in the most unconscious way, and only after many years did we realize how fatal it was. "The End"

9. In the human world, there probably does not exist an absolute freedom that is endless and can be withdrawn indefinitely. Our effective freedom is usually relative to restrictions and depends on our understanding of restrictions. To be mastered is achieved because we deal with limitations. Here are limitations. Beyond limitations is freedom. "The Story of Reading"

10. I think that annihilating a language is not much different from massacring a nation. This is a bloodless robbery, which is more convenient, long-term, effective and maintains quality and quantity than killing. "The Story of Words"

11. The world is getting smaller and smaller because of easy communication, but it is just like there are no two identical people in the world. We have our own fields and our own spiritual worlds. their respective pasts. "The Story of Words"

12. Exploring the end is for the joy of looking into the distance and reaching the distance, and is an effort to transcend the here and now. "The End"

13. We all need to occasionally move to different locations to create new perspectives and thus open new paths. Usually you will find that the fixed landscape in front of you begins to rotate, becomes unfamiliar, and even Blooming slowly like a flower. "There was no king at that time, and everyone did as he pleased"

14. As a boundless reader, facing the boundless sea of ??reading, we finally have to make a choice and heartbreakingly give up something. There is no need to wait for death to violently stop all this. Of course, there may be risks in saying this. If you are not careful, it will become an excuse for some kind of lazy person. However, a reader should be honest with himself. This is something that others cannot talk about. The best we can do is to remind you. responsibility. "The Story of Reading"

15. What is true elegance? My personal definition is intelligence coupled with true integrity and kindness, and the rest is not that big a help or hindrance.

"Eight Million and One Ways to Die"