here we go. let's serve the first one with the face-lift. A big plate of face-lift was served, followed by several dishes of ingredients and sauces. The young lady didn't pay attention when serving, and a drop of sauce spilled on a buddy's pants. That buddy is also deliberately teasing, pretending to be sullen and asking the young lady: "What should I do?"

The young lady said calmly, "Whatever you do."

"what do you suggest?"

"Do what you want?"

"What do you usually do here?"

"Shall I help you?"

"ok."

I saw the young lady quickly pour several dishes of ingredients and sauces on Rapier, holding chopsticks in one hand and a spoon in the other, and then mixing them with a few brushes. Then he said to the buddy, "Sir, it's ready to eat."

My buddy stared at the plate with his eyes fixed, but he didn't talk for a long time. Another colleague said "thank you" to the young lady for him.

Here comes the main course-roast leg of lamb, a big plate of meat bones and a plate of salt and pepper. A Beijing buddy loves this mouth.

He grabbed a leg of lamb unceremoniously, clicked it, and gulped it down. When the young lady saw it, she said,

"Sir, this should be dipped in it."

The buddy looked at the young lady in doubt, and then at the local colleagues. A local colleague said, "It tastes better when dipped in it."

The buddy then stood up with a leg of lamb, and clicked again.

Miss hurried over and asked, "Do you need anything, sir?"

"ah? No. "

"Then please sit down and eat."

The buddy muttered and sat down, looked at everyone, lost in thought. Carefully take the leg of lamb to your mouth and take a careful bite.

The young lady said, "Sir, you should dip this in."

Buddy jumped to his feet, waved a leg of lamb and shouted angrily, "How can we eat standing and sitting?"! ?”

the table is full, and the leaders come here.

the full house got up to greet them, and there was a sound of cold greetings.

The waitress next to me is beautiful, new here, inexperienced and quite nervous.

everyone sat down and someone called, "tea, miss!" "

Miss hurried forward and pointed with her finger: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, * * * seven!"

Everyone laughed, and the leader added, "Pour the tea!"

The young lady hurried to "check backwards" again: "Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one, or seven."

someone asked, "What are you counting?"

The young lady hesitated and whispered, "I am a dog."

everyone was angry and shouted, "Call your manager!" When the manager entered, he lowered his hand and smiled and asked, "What do you want to tell me?"

The leader said, "Don't ask any more questions. Go and check the age of this young lady."

The manager was puzzled and did as he was told. He replied, "18 years old, a dog!"

leaders laugh, and everyone laughs. The leadership is massive and does not pursue it, and it is inconvenient for everyone to pursue it.

Miss and manager are like falling clouds.

After thirty, a dish was served: "Stewed tortoise!"

Everyone was happy, but they didn't forget the rules. Someone waved the tortoise's head with a stick and said, "The leader moves, the leader moves!"

the leader looked at the turtle's head, which was shaken wildly, and was unhappy. He didn't want to reconcile the ending of this statement and didn't want to go against everyone's pleasure, so he took a spoon and tasted the soup, saying, "Good, good! Please feel free. "

someone said, "Yes-a tortoise should have soup!" The leader was so angry that he almost spat.

after a while, the soup was almost exhausted, and something round came out and asked, "Miss, what is this?"

The young lady answered quickly, "It's a bastard." Everyone was pleasantly surprised: "Leaders eat first, leaders eat first!"

this leader didn't hear the words of "bad luck", so he was very happy and called the young lady, "Give everyone points!"

for a long time, the young lady didn't move, and the leader angrily asked, "Why, can't you tell this clearly?"

The young lady said awkwardly, "There are seven people and six bastards. How can I divide them?"

when everyone listened, they all stared with their necks stretched out, and their mouths were full of delicious food, which was hard to swallow. `

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