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The little rabbit said: "My mother calls me Little Rabbit, which sounds nice!" The little pig said: "My mother calls me Little Piggy, which sounds nice too!" The puppy said: "My mother calls me Little Dog, which sounds nice too!

"Chicken said: "You guys chat, I'm leaving first!" ````````````````````````" Little Rabbit said: "I am Rabbit!"

The little pig said: "I am the son of a pig!" The chicken said: "I am the son of a chicken!" The puppy said: "You guys talk, I'm leaving first!"

`````````````````````` Sparring partner No. 0 said: "Outsiders call me Lingpai, which sounds nice!

"Sparring Trainer No. 1 said: "It's nice for outsiders to call me a sparring partner!

"Sparring partner No. 2 said: "It's nice for outsiders to call me second partner!

"Sparring partner No. 3 said: "You guys chat, we're leaving first!

” `````````````````````````````` The cat said to me: "I am your grandma's cat, that sounds great!"

"The dog said to me: "I am your grandma's dog, which sounds nice!

"The fish said to me: "I am your grandma's fish, and it sounds good too!

"Xiong said: "You guys chat, I'm leaving first!

” ```````````````````````````` The rogue said: "People call me rogue, which sounds nice!"

The warrior said: "People call me warrior, which sounds nice!"

The expert said: "People call me Gao Ren, which sounds nice!"

"The swordsman said: "You guys chat, I'm leaving first `````````````````````````` Zhang Liangying said: "The fans who admire me all say: I

"My idol is called Ying." He Jie said: "The fans who admire me say: My idol is called Jie." Zhou Bichang said, "The fans who admire me say: My idol is called Chang." Li Yuchun said: "You guys chat, I'm leaving first"

`````````````````````````` The advanced mathematics teacher said: I teach advanced mathematics this semester. The college physics teacher said: I teach big objects and simulate electronics this semester.

The teacher said: I teach model electricity this semester. The socialist economics teacher said: You guys chat, I’m leaving first. ````````````````````````.

`The person from Peking University said: I am from Tianjin University. The person from Shanghai University said: I am from Xiamen University. ````

```````````````````` General Li Zongren said: I am a kind person! General Fu Zuoyi said: I am a righteous person!

People have the right! General Huo Qubing said: You guys chat, I’m leaving first. Minolta users said: We are beauties!

Canon users said: We are beauties! Huaguang users said: We are Chinese! Nikon users said: Let’s talk, I’m leaving first.

`````` The door of Lao Zhang's house is made of willow. Lao Zhang said: The door of my house is made of wood. The door of Lao Li's house is made of plastic. Lao Li said: The door of my house is made of plastic. The door of Lao Wang's house is made of plastic.

The door of my house is made of bricks. Lao Wang said: The door of Lao Liu’s house is made of steel. Lao Liu said: Let’s talk, I’m leaving first! ``````````````

`````````` The white jade said: My name is Baiyu. The green jade said: My name is Jasper. The red jade said: My name is Hongyu.