Han Han: My girl is tough and lovely.

● Improve health.

Being liked by a person and accepting her to spend money for me is a kind of enjoyment.

I actually like all kinds of women, and I believe most men do.

Now I have a girlfriend, not a gossip girlfriend, but a real girlfriend. I won't disclose her last name, height and weight, professional background or anything. I didn't see how beautiful she was. Her eyebrows, eyes and facial features were flawless. When she looks at it with some artistic eyes, she will feel an aura that makes people want to see it more.

This is her type!

I don't call her by name, I simplify it to one word-"Niu", which makes her very excited and makes me very satisfied. Before meeting a girl, I have a girl's standard that I like: kindness, understanding, propriety, loving me from the heart, and more importantly, being able to cook.

These standards are all met by girls, and I attach an upgraded version that I haven't had time to include in the measurement standards: I have my own opinions, but I'm not too stubborn; Smart, but don't think you are smart.

I always thought that bringing home the bacon was a man's business. Generally speaking, men with this consumption concept are more attractive to women, and men's generosity is a virtue.

Girls don't appreciate my virtue. She said: if she has no income and savings, I will support her; If she has income and savings, I will support her family. Basically, I haven't spent any special funds on that girl. Sometimes I say buy you something. She will be as cool as Faye Wong: "I have the money to buy it myself!" Sometimes she will be very happy when she buys it first, and she will choose a gift of the same grade to give back to me within a week.

This kind of return is a bit challenging, but I don't dislike it. It is a pleasure to like someone and spend money for her. Being liked by a person and accepting her to spend money for me is a kind of enjoyment.

Good food is not as good as fine utensils, and fine utensils are not as good as fine chefs.

I am a person who is not picky about food, and I know that I eat very unhealthy. Before that girl appeared, I had been killing myself with instant noodles and box lunch.

The girl saved my stomach. More importantly, it also reversed my measurement of the word sexy. I actually find girls sexiest in the kitchen.

Wake up one morning, thirsty, suddenly heard a series of ringing bells. Looking sleepy, I have the illusion of crossing India: Niu Niu carries a tray with well-matched rice, curry juice, yogurt sauce, chicken, cucumber juice and a few slices of lemon. Wearing an ankle bell that jingles when she walks, she staggered the tray on my lap. Then, take a wet tissue, wipe the fingers of my right hand one by one and say, "eat!" " "

Don't you have chopsticks and spoons? The girl smiled at me, put her right hand into the plate, squeezed lemon juice on the chicken, squeezed a little chicken and a lump of rice, dipped in curry juice and sent it to my mouth.

Girl, let me try it myself. When my fingers caught the curry, the spicy and warm taste seemed refreshing. The girl pointed out to me, don't put the food in your mouth in a hurry and stay at your fingertips for a while.

After that, I made a special trip to eat curry many times. However, no matter how luxurious the restaurant is, how famous the chef is and how exquisite the tableware is, I still think the curry breakfast made by cattle is the most delicious.

Some women go out dressed up and show the most beautiful side to outsiders. Girls put their best face away before going into the kitchen. I once bought a silk butterfly cheongsam for Niu Niu, which has a strange taste of Leng Yan. This cheongsam has now become a girl's apron. She wore a tall bun and a pair of red silk embroidered shoes embroidered with big peony.

This dress is too fancy to walk on the runway, but the girl walks safely between oil, salt, sauce and vinegar.

To outsiders, this is too melodramatic. Cattle have their own theory: delicious food is not as good as beautiful utensils, and beautiful utensils are not as good as beautiful chefs.

I'm sure you won't leave when you come. I'll pretend you haven't been here.

Sometimes you need quiet and independent moments to write something. Girls will never bother me. But she won't treat me like an outsider. I lie prone on my desk and tap the keyboard, and the girl occasionally sits far away with a drawing board. When I finished my work, the girl handed me a pencil sketch or an oil painting with a little taste of Van Gogh.

Cows are not honest children with good family. Her cunning is full of eccentricity.

She occasionally sends me a message that she will disappear for a few days, telling me not to look for her. In those days, it is absolutely impossible to find her. Basically, when I think I miss her, she will come back, but she will never look dusty, but her makeup is elegant and her smell is fragrant.

I have been with Niu Niu for several months, and Niu Niu never asks about marriage. She said: I believe you won't leave when you come. When you leave, I will pretend that you have never lived in the future. Very difficult.

In life, Niu Niu, like her sister, makes me a bed that I am too lazy to make, cooks my favorite meals and cleans my dirty home. Emotionally, Niu Niu is like a little sister, sometimes clever and sometimes personality, which fully cultivates my desire for protection and possession as a big man.

Once I played a game called Truth or Adventure with a girl, and she asked me to give her a heartfelt evaluation. I said this: I don't want to get married before I meet you; After meeting you, when I think about getting married, I don't want to find anyone else. ...

(Dark Horse from Mochow, No.5, 2065 438+00/ Chixingcheng)