On that damn working day, everyone is always bored in the morning and exhausted in the afternoon.
In the evil office, the most common question everyone asks is: "Is there anything to eat?" And what is the most lacking thing in the office?
Is it creativity?
Is it fighting spirit?
Is it passion for work?
No, no, no, it’s snacks!
It's a snack!
It's a snack!
Without snacks, you lose your motivation!
Without snacks, you lose your brain inspiration!
Without snacks, half of me is missing!
If the office is a battlefield and the white-collar workers working here are combatants, then as a responsible office worker, how can you allow yourself to fight with bare hands? Snacks are essential.
Today let’s talk about snacks in the workplace.
A Tool for Lack of Inspiration Every soul who works overtime late into the night needs something energizing.
And when you bite off a piece of potato chips, the crunching sound creates a distant echo in the quiet office at night.
It seemed as if a voice came from around me, "Come on, if you work harder, the boss will be able to buy a new car next year." Eat a few more slices, and the sound of crunching potato chips will come one after another, and the empty valley will melodiously form a late-night symphony.
And you are the conductor of this symphony, the master of this office at this time, and the most important existence of this company at this moment.
I suddenly feel that this company really cannot lack me, so you can continue to fight for your boss’s new car next year.
Diplomatic words to break the ice When you join a new company, how do you break the ice with your colleagues?
Is it a new idea for work?
Are you changing people's water every day?
No, snacks are a powerful tool for co-worker diplomacy!
Because no matter who it is, there is always no determination when it comes to eating.
When a colleague is not going well at work, just treat him to a snack!
When a colleague is scolded by the boss, just treat him to a snack!
When your colleague gets hungry after working overtime, just treat him to a snack!
This type of food must not be too expensive, at least you won’t feel any pain when sharing it; it must be individually packaged so that it is easy to share; and the taste must be friendly to everyone. It would be embarrassing if someone told you not to eat it and gave it back to you;
It's better to bring back some memories and a little bit of the flavor of childhood.
One time, I brought a large bag of Want Want Senbei (520 grams, 88 bags in it, only sold on a certain store for 21.8 yuan).
My boss mentioned that this was his favorite food when he was a child, but he couldn’t afford it.
After a round of reminiscing, the leader remembered my name the next day.
Whether you are new here or you want to build a good relationship with your colleagues, it is very practical.
Tools for venting There are always several times a day when you encounter a leader or boss, and there are always several times a day when a leader or boss wants to curse someone.
And you are so lucky, you will always hit the muzzle of the gun a few times.
After you were scolded all over the place, did you scold him back?
Or go to hell and stop doing it?
Will not.
You will only say: "Okay, I will change it again." At this time, you need a bag of beef jerky, pork jerky, and dried mango.
This type of food only requires the simple action of chewing repeatedly, but does not require the complicated action of spitting out bones and seeds.
When you chew again and again, saliva mixes with the juice of the food, and the delicious taste of the food is instantly ignited and spreads.
Until you chew until your cheeks are sore, the muscles in your mouth and the taste buds on your tongue seem to have taken a long journey.
During this long trip, the constant chewing and the impact on your taste buds, as well as the endorphins and dopamine brought by strenuous exercise, helped you release the unhappiness of the day, reduce anxiety, and make you excited!
Then, you have the ability to continue moving bricks.
The dull stimulant fades away. Every day in the evil office, except for being scolded several times a day, there are always a few hours every day when you have no intention of working.
At this time, you need stimulation.
Exciting flavors include sour, sweet, bitter, spicy, and salty, but only spicy can quickly open up a person's state of mind.
As Xiao Fei mentioned in his previous article "In China, Everyone Is a "Heavy Taste"", heavy taste is the masochistic tendency of modern people.
In fact, in today's increasingly fast-paced society, both the middle class and the proletariat are under tremendous pressure.
Rather than saying heavy food is a delicacy, it is actually a way of life.
Sometimes, everyone feels that life has become numb, so life needs a certain amount of excitement. The most exciting thing is to eat something heavy.
Spicy is essentially a pain sensation.
When the human brain is stimulated by pain, it releases endorphins to reduce the stimulation, and endorphins are addictive.
Therefore, the spicy strips of childhood are still the top snacks for white-collar workers today.
Think about it, at four o'clock in the afternoon, no one has the motivation to work. Open a pack of spicy strips, one for each person. The endorphins triggered by the spicy and burning feeling are enough to make you pulse back immediately.
As the saying goes, how can you spend the long 8 hours in the office without some snacks?
The same food, eaten in different situations, has different effects.