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I'm fat and I'm proud. I'm fat and I'm proud. Funny quotes

I'm fat and I'm proud. Funny quotes about being fat and proud. 1. I just like lying on the bed. I'm fat and I'm proud!

I'm lazy and proud!

2. Use up the last bit of energy on my phone to send this sentence: I am fat, I am fat and I am proud, I am fat, I am lazy and I am proud.

3. One advantage of being ugly is that you save money. No matter how you shop, you can’t buy clothes that suit you. Yes, I am fat and I am proud. I am ugly and I am proud. After eating, I go back to sleep.

4. Weather: Frozen dog Breakfast: a large chicken leg + a sausage + a bowl and a half of rice + a cup of yogurt Lunch: a bowl of ramen + a cup of milk I ate a big pear + a cup of yogurt before dinner Dinner: chicken wing root + soup

+A bowl of rice. I am fat, I am proud, I am proud_I am a foodie.

5. Since I opened Taobao, I have met a lot of interesting prostitutes. Every time I look forward to reading reviews, I won’t tolerate reviews like Jiang Zi’s!

I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm proud!

6. Who said fat girls can’t wear white?

Huh, I want to do the opposite. I am fat and I am proud. I am fat and I am proud.

7. Whether you are fat or thin, you can be whatever you like. Life is intoxicating because of its imperfections. I am fat and I am proud. I am fat and I am proud.

8. Say loudly that I am fat, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud. I happened to see a girl walking by in the car today, and a scent of fragrance hit my nostrils. Then I thought about it and it was nothing. I also smell like flowers. I have a duck neck and I want to wear glasses.

The boss lady asked me if I was short-sighted and I didn’t wear glasses. I answered yes and said no wonder my eyes couldn’t be opened. I said my parents gave me a unique one, but the boss lady smiled and said, you have such a smiling eye and I am beautiful.

9. The weather is getting colder and colder. I just want to say thank you to the flesh on my body. Thank you for protecting me from the wind and rain. I am fat and I am proud. I am fat and I am proud!

10. The late-night version of Grudge appears.

It’s actually not cool at all to take photos like this of yourself.

It’s not just one or two people who said I gained weight.

I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm fat, I'm proud.

11. I am fat and proud, I am short and proud.

Eat your rice and wear your clothes.

12. What right do you, a person who eats rice into shit, have the right to laugh at someone who eats rice and turns it into meat!

I'm fat, I'm proud, I'm proud.

13. I have never stopped talking about losing weight, but I keep eating and losing weight. I am so happy to lose weight. Hahaha, just talk about it. Now I am still having a midnight snack. I am fat, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud.

14. Hum, my mother is nagging me today that I have thick legs. Hum hum hum, I am fat and I am proud. I am proud of my thick legs. Diabetes is not a problem with thick legs. It does not burden the family. The legs are thick and the ground is stable. How can I walk without falling?

What's the matter? What's the matter? 16. My mother just brought me an apple and told me that if I eat it, it will make the whole day dark.

At that time, I wanted to say that I am black, I am proud, I am fat, I am proud.

You said what I said is right.

17. Nothing special, just sharing an experience with Xiao Rui.

Everything was good before it was bad, and everything will be fine after it is bad.

I have lost weight and I am proud.

I'm fat and I'm proud.

Go brush your teeth, get braces, take a shower, go to bed, wake up early, and watch the military parade.

18. I am a little fat boy, I am proud of myself!

I despise those who say I am fat!

It’s true that a thin person doesn’t understand the sadness of a fat person standing on the scale!

Fat people don’t understand the desolation of thin people being blown away by the wind!

I sighed, the wind is so strong in winter, luckily it would be over if my weight was blown away!

So don’t lose weight blindly!

19. What's wrong with the fat man? What's wrong with the fat man? I provoke you to provoke you. I'm fat and I'm proud. I'm fat and I'm proud. I'm so fat. The baby is good-looking.

20. I am fat and I am happy, I am fat and I am proud, I am fat and I am proud, the wonderful life is not far away__Do you believe it?

Anyway, I don’t believe it.

21. Being fat is a gesture, and fat people are cute too.

I'm fat and I'm proud, I'm fat and I'm proud.

22. Follow your idol.

My idol is fat and I am fat too!

I'm fat and proud!

I'm fat and proud!

23. I’m fat, I’m glorious, I’m proud, I’m proud. I can hold a shot put and smash you without any effort. I can stand up and win the long jump and kick you away. I can break you with just my wrist.

You are a role model, but you have no manners or morals, you corrupt the teaching atmosphere and exaggerate a bad academic style, you speak openly and wantonly slander others, you are truly the worst example among teachers!

If it weren't for your good skills, knowledge, and special status, how could I be in need of your guidance and education!

24. People all give birth to babies and become hot mothers, this and that, are there any fat mothers and so on? I am fat and I am proud, I am fat and I am proud, I love it as much as I want!

25. Why do you always let me give in to you? Don’t always think that everyone will pamper you!

Being fat has its benefits!

I'm proud! I'm proud!

26. I am ugly and proud. I am fat and proud.

Unconsciously it became my pursuit.

It's not exciting, I don't know that I have fallen.

Not happy.