Humorous Phrases About Life 1. The best way to deal with people who hide their ignorance by keeping silent is to treat them in kind.

2. You even believe the advertisements. You are stupid by reading!

3. Do bad things with good intentions.

4. Women are tools for making human beings, and men are human beings who use tools.

5. Take other people’s path and leave others with no way to go!

6. You don’t have to study hard, but you can never fail to review well.

7. I like you so much, you will die if you like me.

8. There are so many people who despise me, who do you think they are?

9. When arguing with others, take a step back and the world will be brighter; when chasing your girlfriend, take a step back and the sky will be empty.

10. The scary thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are smart.

11. As long as you can dance well with a hoe, is there any corner you can't dig down?

12. If God wants to cause people to perish, he must first make them crazy; if God wants to make people crazy, he must first make them buy a house.

13. Zhuge Liang had never led an army before he left the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?

14. If the enemy makes you angry, it means you are not sure of defeating him.

15. After studying for more than ten years, kindergarten is still easier to get along with!

16. If I lose this life, I don’t want the next life either.

17. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationships.

18. There are three things that hurt people: troubles, quarrels, and empty wallets.

The most hurtful of all is an empty wallet.

19. No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can't play my sadness!

20. At noon on the hoeing day, I bent my bow and shot at the big eagle.

21. If you want to live in the world, it’s best to be a bachelor!

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22. If you are not a householder, you don’t know how expensive oil, salt, firewood and rice are.

23. What is love in this world?

One thing brings down another thing.

24. Is it okay not to steam the steamed buns to fight for your reputation?

25. It’s not that you don’t smile, but your fans will fall off when you smile!

26. Zhuge Liang had never led an army before he left the mountain. Why do you expect me to have experience?

27. I would rather fight with someone who understands than say a word to SB!

28. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?

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29. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

30. If you can’t eat the grapes, you say the grapes are sour. 31. I don’t intend to be different, but how can I have outstanding taste!

32. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do.

33. Don’t be the next person, be the first me.

34. The can puller loves the can, but the can’s heart contains Coke!

35. If you are not afraid of being taken advantage of, you are just afraid of being useless.

36. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless.

37. People are not smart, yet they imitate others’ baldness!

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38. Don’t say that others have brain disease. To have a brain disease, you must have a brain.

39. No matter how expensive the oil, salt, firewood, and rice are, you still have to take care of yourself.

40. When the sky falls, you hold it up and I cushion it, haha... 41. Live a great life, die under the flowers!

42. What is happiness?

Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.

43. His knife is cold, his sword is cold, his heart is cold, and his blood is cold. Is this man not dead?

44. Driving is easy, except for the newcomers!

45. If it is gold, it will always be spent; if it is a mirror, it will always reflect light... 46. Journey to the West tells us: All the monsters with a backing were picked up, and all the monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.