1. I awake light-hearted this morning of spring, yawning at home, can't sleep at night and can't wake up during the day

2. There is a feeling called not sensational; There is a kind of person who is not a person

3. When books are used, people hate them less, and when money is used, they don't spend enough

4. In this world, there are many people who see me, but few people accompany me

5. When someone says I love you, I always say, Take out your heart and see if I love life

6. I was awakened by a bubble of urine

7. I looked at your bright head at this end, but you didn't know it foolishly at that end

8. If class is a hypnotic, then surfing the Internet is a refreshing agent

9. Don't let me kick you like a ball, I'm afraid you can't stand my continuous ravages

1. Just an extra person. No one will care about my sadness

11. I heard that money is the dirtiest thing in the world, so you can throw it at me if you don't want it.

12. Please give me some medicine for regret and a cup of water for forgetfulness all your life.

13. If I were a director, I would let you die at gunpoint before seeing the audience.

14. I am not good-looking. Get a zero in the exam, and you have eggs

16. These days, you can't even rely on yourself, and you still want to rely on others

17. Don't talk with your eyes closed when you have nothing to do. People who don't know think it's a fake corpse

18. Men who don't hit women are all good men

19. I won't do two things in my life: 1. It won't be 2. But you TM smoked me with onions

21. The school's specialty is that it won't let you do what you want

22. Don't fall in love with me, because I'm an alien from another planet

23. I can't answer all your questions, but there is a person who is very accurate in spending time as a mother

24. In fact, I am highly educated, but I am a farmer in temperament

. I didn't expect it to be so open now.

26. Cheating is not popular now. It's popular to hand in blank papers.

27. I'm just a clown, but I can't give you a smile.

28. If my friends have anything unhappy, tell them to be happy.

29. If you put something that doesn't belong to you in your hand, it will only hurt yourself. < p I will be angry, too.

31. Not everyone can see my lady side, so I just pretend to be a lady in front of you.

32. I can't bear to scold me when you don't know me, and I can't bear to cut me when you know me.

33. When you can't hold back, I'm willing to let you out. Isn't it just a fart?

34. I hereby advise

35. I will listen to the nonsense you said as a joke, so I am actually very happy.

36. Penguin is a bird, but its fat body prevents it from flying, so are you.

37. Others laugh at me for being crazy, but you just can't see my Huo Da.

38. You came to my dream at night. Only then did my dream burst

39. In fact, you didn't realize many benefits of yourself. At night, ward off evil spirits, have sex and have contraception

4. The weather forecast reminds you: rain and lightning, beware of being split. qq personality funny signature

1. As the saying goes, it can't be thawed unless it is frozen for three feet!

2. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that eating too much will kill me. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

3. Everyone is a king, dominating in his own world. You don't listen to me, but you don't let me listen to you either.

4. Were you thrown up three times and only caught twice when you were born?

5. I don't know what the teacher is talking about there, but it seems to be very powerful.

6. I feel uncomfortable when I don't do my homework, and I feel uncomfortable when I do my homework.

7. You are tanned in the bright sun in the south, and I am frozen to pieces in the cold night in the north.

8. Earning money is a kind of ability and spending money is a kind of level. My ability is limited and my level is really high.

9. People with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really hard to turn against each other with big faces.

1. If pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Just ride a pig to heaven.

11. I won't change even after years. I will still love you as I do now!

12. When you see this question, you think of someone in your heart, so congratulations, you already like her.

13. When you came to me, I was so excited that I could finish the whole set of broadcast gymnastics.

14. Time is a butcher's knife. It's for beautiful people. For those who are ugly, time can't do anything about them.

15. Thank you for your indifference. I know my romantic feelings.

16. I picked up a mouse pad yesterday and wanted to get a computer. What do you think is missing?

17. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep!

18. The happiest thing in the world is that the person you love just loves you.

19. Dress thin and take off the meat. You have done it.

2. The wind is fine. It messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

21. Don't think that a girl can tempt me just because she is beautiful, at least she is stupid enough!

22. I'm really nervous. I'm so nervous. What should I do? I'm going to see my parents! Is aunt Wen gentle, and uncle fierce? I'm so scared. After all, I hit his kid first.

23. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa.

24. Fat, if you have the ability to bully your stomach, why can't you flush your chest?

25. Just forget to bring money for dinner, tell the boss to make it up next time, but the boss won't! When I got angry, I called more than 1 guys and finally got all the money for the meal!

26. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

27. Don't look back viciously on the past, and don't be afraid to yearn for the future, but live the present carefully.

28. The little girl selling flowers took me by the hand and said, Big Brother, buy flowers. I can tell at a glance that you are a playboy.

29. If Google and Baidu merge, will it be renamed GoodBye?

3. There was a match. After a few days of not washing my hair, my scalp itched. I grabbed it and burned it to death.

31. When my long hair reaches my waist, I will cover my body fat. Even if the tiger is like a bear's back, you should be cold and arrogant.

32. No matter on the wedding invitation or the tombstone of the funeral, I hope I can always write your name together all my life.

33. God didn't take special care of me or abandon me, just playing me.

34. Every time before the exam, copying is extremely busy. There are many cheat sheets, for fear that they are not enough. After the exam, books were lost everywhere. Girls go shopping and boys pick up girls.

35. When someone asks me what happiness is, I tell them that happiness means that the person I love smiles at me.

36. I have spread my homework on the balcony. Do it yourself in case of typhoon.

37, men, the upper body is self-cultivation, and the lower body is the essence; Women, the upper body is the bait, and the lower body is the trap.

38, the highest level of ugliness, without the first night, there is even the first kiss.

39. I won't know you until I've done something good in my life. Even being thrown into the sun is not environmentally friendly.

4. Why should we quarrel? Can't we just sit down and cut each other a few times calmly?

41. I can't promise you anything, but I will do it: if one day you feel hungry, then you will see that I have starved to death in your arms with a smile.

42. Some things don't need to be wrangled, but they are ostensibly obedient and secretly rebellious.

43. If cutting off my hair means cutting off my memories, can I lose my memory if I cut my head?

44. Throw it into a tiger cage for you, and even if the tiger doesn't dare to eat it, you will find it hard.

45. I heard that there was radiation next to the pillow on my sleeping phone, which scared me to get up and throw the pillow away.

46. It's not your fault that you are ugly. It's just that God took a nap. You should have the courage to face everything.

47. I know you don't regard me as a number, but in fact, I have never paid attention to you.

48, my world is very simple, only what I care about and don't care about, and I love you.

49. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and Li Junji and Chris Lee are all made of cement.

5. A person in love is more powerful than the devil or angel and can get everything.

51. In the days when there are no women, I take pleasure in flirting with men!

52. When you ask the male toad what is the most beautiful, his answer must be the female toad. There is no doubt about his appreciation level, but his environment is different.

53. Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it, teasing the mosquito and making it anxious.

54. In the devil training, girls treat boys like animals.

55. I swear that all previous vows will be cancelled from now on! I swear I will never swear again!

56. If there are many flaws, even a missing corner will be considered perfect.

57. I'm a little vulgar and strange, a little boring and cute! A little lazy, a little bad, a little smart and a rogue! Say rogue is rogue, slick love! You want to love me, then love me.

58. I miss you very much. I don't know what this means now, but I know that I will never lose my love. But I will sincerely bless you, my former baby.

59. Men like to touch their hands when they are drunk, while women who are drunk make people move around.

6. If you calculate pork after calculating the salary increase, you will find that you are not even as good as a pig!

61. Thank you to all those who have accompanied me to the present, especially to those who plan to go on with me.

62. I don't want to talk to you when you talk to me, but as soon as you appear, I wag my tail like a puppy.

at night, with the gentle eyes of the stars, it will become beautiful.

64. In fact, we are all three good students. Our three good things are: play well, eat well and sleep well.

65. If you are the one, the female guest will turn off a boy's light again, and the aunt downstairs in the boy's dormitory can turn off the whole floor.

66. At first glance, you are not so good. If you take a closer look, you might as well take a quick look.

67. It is not terrible to meet a group of hooligans on the Internet. What is terrible is to meet a bunch of rogue software.

68. I taste the ups and downs myself, and I carry the joys and sorrows myself. People are not qualified to criticize me.

69. Suddenly, I felt that I was dispensable.

7. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

71. Please don't disturb while taking a bath. Please buy tickets for voyeurism, 4 for individuals and 2% for groups!

72. I love you is the oldest love story, but it can make people feel warm.

73, the highest level of eating buffet is: holding the wall in, and then holding the wall out.

74. I'm sorry about life, because I've never treated you well.

75. I just finished quarreling, and I feel that I didn't play well. I want to quarrel again.

76. Remember to be hard on yourself when it is good, and let yourself go when it is difficult. Qq signature with funny personality

1. Don't scare my parents with my grades. I'm so awesome that I can't let my family know.

2. God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

3. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman!

4. Yesterday, I dreamed that Obama's daughter proposed to me. I thought she was ugly and didn't agree. I was so nervous. I don't know if it would affect the relationship between China and the United States.

5. It's ok to hit my deskmate, but I warn you, don't hurt me by mistake.

6. If I go down one day. Remember, I'll come up for you.

7. A fool stole a beggar's wallet and was seen by a blind man. The deaf man was startled with a loud roar. The camel stepped forward and the lame man flew up. The wanted man wanted to take him to the public security expert bureau. Asako said, Look at my face.

8. Q: Which is more important, the daughter-in-law or the game? A: Of course, it's important to be a daughter-in-law, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.

9. Why should we quarrel? Can't we just sit down and cut each other a few times calmly?

1. There is no such thing as the first kiss. With the constant renewal of epithelial cells, it is the first kiss every day.

11. I've been poor and crazy recently, and I have no money to buy big cakes, so I have to eat steamed bread. If you want to eat pie, pat the steamed bread flat. If you want to eat noodles, comb the steamed bread with a comb a few times.

12. School! Although you have my people, you can't get my heart.

13. I heard that people who have been typing wrong all the time have higher IQ. Because the IQ is too high, the hand can't keep up with the rhythm of the brain.

14. Except the cold front is the warm front, I hope our relationship can become a quasi-static front.

15, the heart becomes a desert island, no one buys it, so it will no longer be sold.

16. I want to be your heart in my next life. At least if I don't jump, you will die.

17. Hold the child by the hand and drag it away. If the child doesn't leave, he will continue to be towed away if he is dizzy.

18. Don't always come from single dog, single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size and a single fool by IQ.

19. I dare not look in the mirror for too long, because I am afraid that I will fall in love with myself.

2. I miss you, miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water and kiss you every day.

21. Someone asked how big your school is. I replied that the reason why the aunt who sells mala Tang in the west gate of our school refused the pursuit of uncle who sells rice noodles in the east gate was that she didn't like long-distance relationships.

22. If you just wait, all that will happen is that you get old.

23. It's cold. I want to give you a coat: the pocket is called warmth; The collar is called care; Sleeves are considerate; Buttons are called missing; Keep this coat tight.