Popular science, we are serious!

Click on the blue words above to follow the thieves. I believe everyone has seen them, but the popular science girl guarantees that these thieves below will be the worst ones you have ever seen!

The most stupid thief A man in the UK has been accused of stealing 4,500 pounds from a fish and chip shop.

It is reported that in order to avoid being pursued by the police, the man cleverly hid under the bed. Well, that's it↓↓Brother, do you think the police are blind?

Who can’t see these long legs?

Playing hide and seek like this is worse than even a three-year-old child.

Later, the police station posted the revealing photo of the stupid thief on the Internet and joked: "He can't win any place in the hide-and-seek contest." But, to be honest, this should be considered a half-surrender, right?

Hahaha, the most delicious thief: Stealing 80 kilograms of crayfish and eating them all. There was a foodie in Zhejiang who couldn't control the "prehistoric power" in his body. He even stole 80 kilograms of crayfish at night, and then ate them all with his friends.

I am not afraid of thieves, but I am afraid that thieves will miss me. If I don’t catch him, I believe he will make the farm poor!

The most girlish thief: It is every girl’s dream to try on a wedding dress and be so beautiful that she wears it. However, it would be embarrassing when a male thief has a girly heart that he shouldn’t have!

In 2014, a bridal shop in Shaoxing, Zhejiang was robbed.

Surveillance showed that in the early morning of that day, a male thief first lifted up a woman's coat, smelled it, then went through the drawers and went up to the second floor.

After that, she wore a wedding dress with a strap and was barefoot, holding the hem of the skirt with both hands. She walked around slowly and looked at the mirror for several minutes... The most "inspirational" thief: Recently, the Chongqing police arrested a thief and found the crime tools and tools at his home.

A booklet filled with various "inspirational quotes" scrawled on it.

"Don't leave traces, don't be identified, don't be caught, don't confess..." The modern version of "I have to examine myself three times a day"!

The most literary thief: The thief stole 200 mobile phones, sold them and then bought "The Complete Works of Lu Xun". In just two months, Xi stole nearly 200 high-end mobile phones in Dali, Kunming and other places.

After selling the stolen goods and making a profit, Xi did not spend the money on food, drink and fun. Instead, he bought a set of "The Complete Works of Lu Xun" to improve his literary accomplishment. He also bought pens, inks, paper and inkstones, determined to practice calligraphy, and wanted to go to Tibet to "wash"

soul.

You are different from those glamorous bitches out there. If you didn’t steal your phone, what a positive story it would be!

The most disgusting thief: The thief defecated on the owner's bed after breaking into the house. In 2013, Jiangxia, Wuhan, made a habit of stealing from the houses of migrant workers. After stealing, he would eat, drink, and defecate in the owner's house. What's even more disgusting is that the thief would sometimes stay in the owner's house.

Pooping in bed.

The weirdest thief: The thief stole herbal tea worth 170,000 yuan, dumped it and sold the bottles short to earn 115 yuan. Zhang from Wenzhou was a patrol member. After discovering 2,000 boxes of herbal tea drinks in the warehouse, he had an idea and called three collectors.

The waste man spent 12 hours emptying out all the herbal teas and completed this big deal. The empty bottles and cartons were exchanged for 115 yuan.

IQ is a flaw.

The herbal tea worth RMB 170,000 was turned into a waste product worth RMB 115. You deserve to be poor for the rest of your life!

The stupidest thief: He stole 400 meters of cement road and shocked the police handling the case. More than 400 meters of cement road was dug up and taken away in two days. This bizarre case shocked the police handling the case.

Who is so bold and want to steal the pavement? After investigation, the police in Nantong, Jiangsu found that it turned out that the two suspects had a sudden idea to dig up the pavement and sell it as stone to a stone quarry.

You can dig up more than 400 meters of concrete road. What can you do if you have such strength? You have to steal things. You are stupid!

The most unlucky thief, Zhang, stole 18 parrots, including a pair of macaws with a market price of 86,000 yuan, with a total value of 200,000 to 300,000 yuan.

Zhang originally planned to resell these parrots, but he didn't expect that more than a month had passed and he still couldn't find a buyer.

There were 18 parrots at home, making noisy noises from morning to night every day. Unbearable, he had no choice but to take the birds and surrender.

Parrot: Doesn't your conscience hurt?

What about playing?

Where has the original ideal gone? I look down upon those who give up halfway.

The most "dedicated" thief: The thieves ate hot pot and exchanged their theft experiences, but they didn't know that the three tables next to them were policemen. Four thieves from Chongqing met at a hot pot restaurant for dinner. After drinking for three times, they exchanged business and theft experiences, but they didn't know that the three tables next to them were police.

The three tables were all policemen, you know what happened later.