1) Yin Xiangjie held up a bottle of wine and told everyone sadly: "Having half-heartedness is the only way to die." Behind him, there were a group of fake men wearing overalls dancing as dancers. 2) Two silly girls in work clothes were walking in the factory and talking about a kind of cosmetics: "Big Baby is good, cheap and plentiful. It's just like the box lunches we sell in the alley. We use it all the time." After a while. , a reporter-looking person came over to join in the fun: "I run outside every day, exposed to the wind and sun, and my appearance is not very good to begin with. If I use some Dabao, I will be even more sorry for this face."

3) Zhang Fengyi and Chen Hong are filming a TV series about the underground party. The plot is as follows: A man and a woman seem to be dating, but in fact they are exchanging secret codes. The man says: "The air is so good." The woman says: "I can have a good dream at night. Have you ever drank Divorce Oral Liquid? It's that stupid Chinese medicine that has both healing and tonic properties." The man asked: "What does it cure?" The woman replied: "I can't eat well, I can't sleep well, especially It's your kidney deficiency." The man looked dismissive and said, "This is also a disease." The woman said, "Of course it is a disease. Can't it be cured?" (There is another paragraph later, but the advertising fee from the manufacturer is not enough. The TV station refused to show it) The man held the woman's hand enthusiastically: "Comrade, I have found the party!"

4) The film crew of the national malnutrition and weight loss supplement came to the riverside. One day, the sun was shining brightly. In order to prevent the actors' faces from being shadowed by the backlight, the stage manager held a piece of white cloth to reflect the light. A silly elder sister staggered out and kept glaring at everyone: "Do you disgust me?"

5) The old Hu Huizhong used an inferior cucumber seed lotion. , her face was bruised and pitted like an orange peel. In order to accuse the manufacturer, she bravely stood up and told everyone, regardless of her image as a star: "If you want to be like me, just use Jianlai to be dumb." < /p>

6) A fat man was carrying a towel on his shoulders in the courtyard, holding a cup in his hand and talking to people: "It's not affordable to follow the fashion. I used to be a manager and never washed my mouth, so my teeth are good. My appetite is good, my body is in great shape, and it tastes delicious. I started brushing my teeth since then, but unfortunately, you asked me what brand of toothpaste I used. You are right, Lantian Liu is not cured."

7) Cheng Fangyuan performed at a pharmaceutical factory. After a song of "applause", a group of employed men and women ran forward to lay flowers and ask for warmth. There was a little girl of four or five years old who was hugged by an adult. She seemed to have some special powers and sensed that Cheng Fangyuan was sick, so she handed over a packet of medicine: "Auntie, protect your teeth!"

8) This is elegant music At the meeting, the young female violinist was concentrating on playing the cello, but no one could have imagined that she was suffering from huge illness, and people were intoxicated by the sound of music. The female piano player finally received warm applause from the audience. She was so excited that tears filled her eyes. She couldn't bear it anymore and stood up to tell the audience the hardships she had suffered: "This is my second day, even my best None of my friends noticed. The second day of heavy drinking was all thanks to Kotex. 9) A twelve or three-year-old girl imitated Martin Luther King and gave a speech with the same title. "Have a Dream". There are no black people in China. Obviously there is no racial discrimination against black people, but Chinese people don't have home theaters at home. 10) With the care of superior leaders and the leadership of party committees at all levels, a certain winery finally researched and developed new products. This research result not only filled the domestic gap, but also made our country the second country in the world to master this technology. country, thereby completely changing the pattern of a single variety of alcoholic beverages in our country, and throwing the label of China's poor wine theory to the Pacific Ocean.

So the manufacturer announced to the world with great excitement: "The Chinese have China's XO!"