1. Am I very fat?

No, it’s fine as long as it feels comfortable to hold. You can’t hold me, so I won’t hold you.

2. If you want to catch the subway without being crowded, just get up early. If you want to eat more and not get fat, just exercise. If you want to be excellent at everything, just work hard. But I only like you, which makes me at a loss and how to start.

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3. I ate quietly, just as I gained weight quietly, and I slept in, but I gained a piece of fat.

4. I want to be as thin as a bolt of lightning and light up all the obscene fat people. 5. In the dormitory, a fat girl was sitting on the bed playing with her mobile phone. I glanced at her casually and saw a spider crawling onto her bed.

I yelled to her: Wow!

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There's a spider on your bed!

There are spiders!

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At this time, this guy got angry and yelled at me: There is a pig on your bed!

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6. Who says I’m fat? I’m not angry with anyone. I’m just a little swollen.

7. [Even if you lose weight and become prettier, everything will be better for you. People who don’t love you will still not love you. No matter how fat or ugly you are, no matter how bad you are, people who love you will never dislike you. 8. You will still miss the past, miss you.

In our carefree childhood, we still look forward to the day when we grow up and can return to the previous scene, with groups of young faces stretching out their chubby little hands to pile up the autumn leaves dug up in the fields.

Clay, kneaded into all kinds of strange shapes.

But the space at that time had already changed. You were no longer in my world. I was the only one left, silently shouting in my empty heart, my childhood friend.

9. Even though Adun is so fat that his flesh is trembling, his movements are as alert as a leopard dealing with a hunter.

10. Carrying a fat baby on his back and a duck in his hand.

11. In the cold months, she turned into countless flying snowflakes, landing in the corner of the world step by step with graceful steps. The eternal pine trees were also moved by its crystal and covered with layers.

The silvery white snowman on the ground stared at the ice flowers on the treetops shining under the sunlight with its little eyes. The whole world seemed to have entered a silent world, because no one wanted to

It is winter that breaks this such sacred moment!

Such a fascinating winter!

12. Please, don’t lose weight, and don’t leave me!

Don't you know, I have never thought you were fat, and I even prayed that you would never lose weight. The fatter the better!

I like your fat look, no, it’s love, love from the bottom of my heart!

However, recently, you 13. Fat people are generally the most hungry, because there is a word called, the most hungry and heavy.

14. One whiteness covers all ugliness, one fatness destroys everything. 15. A fat woman said to her husband: What worries me is not my weight, but my height.

According to the ratio of weight to height, I should be 2.5 meters taller. 16. Don’t say I’m fat, I’ll think you’re jealous that I eat better than you!

17. University is a hotbed of love. When the curtain of graduation is drawn, it becomes a mourning hall for love.

18. Tasty and fierce women must dare to face their obese bodies and the bright eyes of the masses. 19. When I was fat, I was so happy and felt that love was wandering wider in my body. Later, the love left and turned into unhappiness.

But now that I have finally lost weight, I am still so unhappy. Maybe my happiness or unhappiness has nothing to do with being fat or thin.

20. A skinny person can go with anything he or she wears, while a fat person can wear anything with nothing.

Funny Talk about Fat People 20xx 2 1. I originally planned to lose weight this year and become a lightning bolt, blinding your eyes, but instead I became fat and became a wall, blocking your sight.

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2. The best love story I have ever heard: When you were thin, you lived in my heart, but later on, when you became fat, you were stuck in my heart and couldn’t get out.

3. Those who were kind to me when I was fat will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

4. Who said pigs have the stupidest brains? I say pigs have the smartest brains. They eat and sleep without thinking about anything. If they are raised fat and fat, I can only say that pigs’ brains are well maintained, and your brain is also well maintained.

The best.

5. I like the kind of physique that I can eat no matter how much I eat without getting fat. 6. It’s already very late at night. I woke up from my sleep because I thought of you. Why do you always leave me quietly in the middle of the night?

, I really need you, cough, where did the pillow go?

7. After school starts, no matter who wants to say whether I am fat or black, I will die together with this murderer!

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8. A male friend said to me: Whether a man loves you or not depends on whether he is willing to spend money for you. If he is not even willing to spend money for you, why should he love you? Think about it, it makes sense.

It’s not that only a millionaire is qualified to spend money on the woman he likes. A man is willing to give you his money, is willing to make you feel happy in love, and is willing to fulfill your wishes within his own ability.

, this is loving you.