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A: Do you dare to be the first person to eat crabs? River crab ... A: Add what you said! I don't understand. For example, when it comes to steamed mutton. What about me? A: Add the image of a sheep. A: I'll treat you to steamed mutton (one leg has two horns). B: Ah ~ ~ I see! Look at me! I'll treat you to steamed mutton! This is a buffalo ... How can it have such a big horn? Hey! That's right! (Correcting posture) Not bad. I have it with me. I'll give it to you as soon as I say it. B: Oh ... this is steamed mutton ... Do you think I will be next? Steamed bear's paw (pouncing on his left hand) A: Why are you clapping? This palm is useless! Who dares to eat it when it is so dirty? Change your palms! Stick out your palms higher, right! Oh ... I see! A: Almost! But then again, what I said may not be right, so I said it and you listened. What you said is very reasonable! B: It seems that you didn't ride a motorcycle either ... A: See you later. Your ~~B: The name of this dish has to be changed to … (repeat what I just taught) A: Who asked you to perform like this? B: I knew it was this sentence! A: First of all, I declare that I don't know anything about art ... B: Huh? But I am a kind person! I know that human beings eat to live, but living should not be just for eating! Humans are more and more greedy, and their desire for food is more and more shameless! When he said it, the innocent and lively lamb was steamed? Is the tail of sika deer, a national second-class protected animal, on the dining table? Bear's paw dares to eat shark's fin and swallow it. Instead of being ashamed, you look happy! Where is the conscience? What is justice? This crosstalk is the condemnation of the crosstalk predecessors for cruelty to animals! It's a pity that none of you cross talk descendants can understand the true meaning of this cross talk! Animals are our friends, and they are closely related to us. How can you steam and fry? So if you want to say this cross talk well, you must be full of sadness, suppress your anger, feel guilty, and say with infinite sadness ... AB: (crying gradually) I'll treat you to steamed mutton, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer's tail, roast duck, roasted goose, braised pork, braised duck, red-cooked chicken, bacon and pine flower meat ... Ah, ha, ha, ha ... A: (Pushing B, B stops and bows down) B: (Just taking two steps, I burst into tears and ran off the stage with A.. It's done. )