2. As we all know, cicada's wings are very thin. How thin are they? As thin as cicada's wings.
3. Cold knowledge: Every second you breathe, your life will be reduced by one minute.
If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.
After peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.
If he doesn't marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.
7. Every minute a person breathes, he will lose one minute of his life.
8. If I am a rich man, I must be very rich.
9. Do you know? Your screen name is actually your screen name.
10. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.
1 1. Do you know why I am so poor? Because there is no money.
12. You look pretty. You should be pretty.
13. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.
14. Do you know that people can live to death?
15. I was extremely angry when I was extremely angry!
16. As far as I know, I know nothing about it.
17. Although I didn't do anything today, I still worked hard.
Some reasonable sentences are actually nonsense (Part II) 18. Who would have thought that this 16-year-old girl was only a 12-year-old girl four years ago?
19. We will know about tomorrow.
20. If you are my sister, we are sisters.
2 1. I have never dropped a chain in this matter.
22. Seeing it is equal to seeing it for nothing, and not seeing it for nothing.
23. I will live to death.
24. Your kindness will be remembered before I forget it.
25. If I am not ugly, I must be handsome.
26. I had a good job, but it was a little bad.
27. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.
28. Think back to yesterday as if it were yesterday.
29. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, but the front waves are pushed by the back waves.
30. I quite agree with your speech, regardless of the content.
3 1. Except for not working, you did everything well outside of work.
I was awake before I fell asleep.
33. After hearing what you say, it's really what you said.
Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.
Some reasonable sentences are actually nonsense (article 3) 35. As a person who has been through it, I have already come.
It is well known that you are beautiful, and everyone knows that you are not ugly.
37. What you say here is the same as talking.
38. I was very angry when I was extremely angry.
39. I will always remember it before I forget it.
40. You are really good-looking, especially in your eyes. One * * * is no more than two.
4 1. Anything that makes sense is not meaningless.
42. If you have some skills, you won't have no skills at all.
43. The last time I heard you talk like this was the last time.
44. He should look good if he is not ugly.
45. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.
46. Those who are still awake must be awake.
47. I will simply say a few words about this matter, as long as you understand it. To sum up, this is the situation now. As for the details, everyone can see it and have to say a few words. Maybe you don't understand it very well, but the meaning is just that. You don't have to guess if you don't know it. This kind of thing is much more common. I just want to say that I know everything, and I don't explain much if I don't know it. After all, it's good to know it myself.
48. I'm pretty good when I'm not cooking.
49. You look serious.
50. You can't say it's irrelevant, you can only say it's totally irrelevant.
Some nonsense that can amuse friends, literary humor jokes, a collection of 60 sentences
Some nonsense that can make friends laugh. Literary humor paragraph 1 1. I pretend to work for my boss, and my boss pretends to pay my salary.
I will always remember it before I forget it.
If you say so, you can't say so.
The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.
5. You are really good-looking, and those eyes are no more, no less, just two.
6. If you are right, you should be right.
7. This article shares nonsense literature, as the name implies.
8. Every time I touch your phone, I will get an extra reminder.
9. I didn't do anything today, but I still worked hard.
10. You didn't lose your mobile phone before.
1 1. People who have no date should still be single!
12. Why does this sweet potato smell like tomato?
13. How old are you this year? It's time to find someone. Yes, it is. I'll find someone when I want to fall in love.
14. Advise everyone not to buy iPhone 13, which will save thousands of dollars and then buy iPhone 13 with thousands of dollars saved, which is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.
15. If I didn't guess wrong, I must have guessed right.
16. How can I put it? You are beautiful, with an indescribable beauty, especially with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. It's just right, no more, no less, and the best thing is that your hair just grows on your head.
17. Aside from the content, I quite agree.
18. One minute on stage and 60 seconds off stage.
19. As we all know, the audience must be well known.
20. This tomato smells like tomato.
Some nonsense that can amuse friends, literary humor, paragraph 2 2 1. If he is going to jail for ten years, he will not get out in ten years.
22. If I am not ugly, I must be handsome.
23. Why does this potato look like a potato?
24. Luck is all about luck.
25. unsuccessful! Then it fails!
26. The spring breeze is green in Jiang Nanan, and the spring breeze is green in Jiang Nanan.
27. You have advantages besides shortcomings.
28. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai, Zhou Yu was the one who hit him, and Huang Gai was the one who was beaten.
29. If you are my sister, we are sisters. Every 60 seconds a person breathes, his life will be shortened by one minute.
30. If I could understand it, I wouldn't understand it.
3 1. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.
32. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.
33. One minute on stage means 60 seconds on stage.
34. As long as you have some skills, you don't have no skills at all.
35. You must be very thin if you lose weight.
36. When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, or you will be very supportive.
37. Do you know that kiwifruit smells like kiwifruit?
38. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.
39. You can't make a phone call when the cell phone is dead.
40. Young people today are really young compared with the older generation.
Some nonsense that can amuse friends, literary humor, paragraph 3 4 1. The last time I heard you talk like this was the last time.
42. You must be reading this article when you see it.
43. Ten years of life and death are ambiguous, and five years of life and death are ambiguous.
44. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.
We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
46. The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.
47. Whatever you say is irrelevant, it is not irrelevant at all.
48. After eating, I found that I was heavy. It turned out that I was full and weighed.
49. Playing in the game for 30 seconds is equivalent to spending half a minute in reality.
50. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it again.
5 1. If you can see things, you are not blind.
52. The greater the capacity, the greater the capacity.
53. I was extremely angry when I was extremely angry!
Do you know that people sleep with their eyes closed?
55. What are you doing here?
56. When you are free, you are free.
57. Whatever you say is reasonable, it is not unreasonable at all.
58. If you were not ugly, you would look pretty.
59. If you are alive, you are not dead.
The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time.
A collection of 50 humorous sentences that automatically reply to messages
Humorous and funny sentences of automatically replying to messages 1. I didn't see the message just now, so send it again …
2. Why do you want to tease me again? Come on, hurry up.
3. Talk to you later. Reply 4
Although it is hard, I will choose that kind of hot life. -Kitano Takeshi
5. Han Han is hibernating.
6. I'm installing an elevator for Everest, installing plastic wrap on Badaling Great Wall, mining moon rocks on the moon, and installing awnings in the Pacific Ocean. How can you disturb my dream?
7.[ Automatic reply] There are too many people chatting at present, and there are 198 digits ahead. Please wait patiently ~
8. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.
9. Please press 1
10. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?
1 1. I didn't go back, but I went to pull out radish Ooo.
12. Welcome everyone to come to me. I will definitely reply when I see the news! I am here all the time except twenty-four hours a day.
13. Drink more hot water and dream less when it's cold.
14. I went to the universe to pick stars. I'll be right back.
15.[ automatic reply] I'm an answering machine. My master has gone to eat. What can you say to me?
16. The other party is in signal connection with the satellite. Please wait for the current progress 1%
17. For others, please press seven.
Humorous sentences with automatic reply message 2 18. What's the matter? Let's talk about it at night. Kindergarten hasn't finished yet.
19. I went to touch the fairy castle and touch the fairy doll to play cards. If you need anything, ask Maggie, Mixue and Xiaolan to tell me through the music box.
20.[ Automatic reply] Don't worry, Little Cute is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~
2 1.[ Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party's information has been blocked. If you want her to reply to you, please enter "I am a pig" three times to unblock it.
22. Press three for home chat.
23. I hope your background color has always been kindness and courage.
24. The valley is long, the butterflies are dancing, the harps are harmonious, the fairy sounds are lingering, and the songs are light, so the so-called life is not lost.
25. Tell Dad to come back
26. Hello, I'm not bored now. I hope you can find it again when I'm bored.
27. Ma Yun and I are playing mahjong, which is expected to last for three hours. We have to ask Ma Huateng in advance.
28. From then on, the mountains and rivers don't meet, and they don't know the long and short of the old people.
29. I want to dance a colorful plumage and get drunk in your arms in the red leaves.
30. Congratulations on unlocking my little cutie.
3 1.[ automatic reply] The fairy is descending to earth, please wait patiently.
32. Welcome to China Sand Sculpture Customer Service Hotline. Press one for typing chat, two for voice chat, three for home chat, four for grass renewal, five for fire renewal, six for others, seven for online chat, and # for returning. You are welcome to leave a message.
33. Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with bubble tea potato chips, lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken pieces, Orlean crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, pork jerky, potato and chicken ribs, Sprite coke cone, mango orange, green lemon, apple orange watermelon, dragon fruit and grape ice cream.
34. Press four to continue the grass.
Humorous sentences of automatic reply message 3 35. I'm taking a shit. Do you want to come?
36. How many times do I have to say that only money can summon me as an attractive woman like me?
37. Your message has been delivered to the other party and cannot be read back.
38. Your little baby is not here and your father is here.
39. Stop it, I love you
40. I am grinding, so I can't greet you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of the right to take maternity leave.
4 1. You stay here and I'll buy you some oranges.
42.[ Automatic reply] Because I am too fat, I have great resistance to running. I will come soon, wait a moment ~
43. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills are cooling down 1
44. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love most.
45. Jackson Yee and I went to be astronauts and came back to catch aliens for you.
46. Automatic reply can't be read back.
47. Send a red envelope before I decide whether I am here or not.
48. Don't send me a message when I'm not here. Even if I see it, I won't reply to you, just like a person who pretends to sleep will never wake up, so don't look for me. I'm a heartless git, so stay where you are.
49. Wait a minute. I'll peel an apple for you later with Fang Tian's halberd.
50. Sorry, the subscriber you called is not near the computer. Please slam your monitor at once until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.
There are really some funny homophonic jokes (70 sentences)
There are really some funny homophonic jokes 1. I was on an island recently, and my friend asked me which island I was on, and I was in a poor island.
2. I really don't recommend you to take the bus. I took six stops and liked fifteen boys.
3. Don't even add my WeChat. Do you add pirates of the Caribbean?
4. Embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a midnight snack, but I was recognized: What do beautiful women eat?
The clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them with an iron. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, did you hear? Don't go.
6. Even I don't like it. Do you like any sponsors?
7. It's normal not to reply to the news. Have you seen any beautiful women who are not busy?
8. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother Duck said to close the book after dinner. Close it, close it, close it. Did you hear that? Make up.
9. Xiao Wang didn't know how to cross the river. After Baidu took a look, he actually crossed the river.
10. "What will a pear and a grain of rice become in the refrigerator?" "don't leave me!
1 1. "That girl, with risorius, laughs naturally." "What you said, is the girl with Android machine stuck when she smiles?"
12. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.
13. Okay, bad, whatever. Three people are good friends. One day, okay, go out with bad and whatever, so if it's bad, call whatever. Say who it is. If it's bad, say: Let's make up.
14.m and n had a fight, and m finally admitted his mistake because m sorry.
15. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes won't bite.
16. What will happen if China people don't eat? Will be connected with Chinese fasting.
17. Are you religious? I am returning to teach, and our main task is to sleep.
18. I am a condensed milk bun, and I lost my temper today.
There are really some funny homophonic jokes. Part II 19. Today, I went to work in the field and was lucky enough to be a star once. Everyone passing by called me: It's hot in the ground.
20. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato and you" in your ear.
2 1. I seem to have gained weight. I'll accompany you to lose weight. Let's give up eating meat.
22. I went to buy meat buns and asked my boss to put more spicy food on them. Just after I took a bite, I fell to the ground and got muddy. I cried. It turned out that this was called "spicy buns like mud".
23. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked, and it turned out that it was a good thing to eat peanuts.
24. Fahai will never be rapper, because he won't spare snakes.
25. Forward this purple potato, and the person you like is purple potato for you.
26. It was very hot. The old hen went under the tree to enjoy the cool, and soon she was shivering with cold. She accidentally stepped on a banana. It turned out that the chicken was cold and burnt.
27. A pineapple went to get a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to give him a haircut. He said, "Leave me alone."
28. It is rumored that when Luda pulled the weeping willows upside down, all the flowers next to him were closed, so others called him and the flowers closed.
29. You don't even return my message. Do you return any Sichuan style pork?
30. I am a medicine to lose weight. I can make people lose weight. I don't care about medicine, I don't care about medicine.
3 1. I was just reported by my neighbor as disturbing the people because I was poor.
32. The deer always can't take pictures of the rabbit. The deer makes the rabbit jump. You are too short. The rabbit is anxious to cry. I'm not short. I don't love it at all.
33. If you don't even hold my hand, what are you holding? Holding hands with Guanyin?
34. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terriers? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.
35. Which animal is the fiercest? A: It's an orangutan, because it knocks fiercely.
36. It's so cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It says I must lie next to you, and then I realize that I love you because it's called Wo.
There are really some funny homophonic jokes. 37. I am a crab. My pliers are gone. I have no pliers.
38. You don't even want me. What do you want? Miss shi.
39. "Have you seen my crape myrtle?" "Isn't your mouth on your face?"
40. I'm not even invited. What are you going to do?
4 1. Let me share with you the types of peppers, which are not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy and sweet. It's my birthday today.
42. Ugly people have objects, while beautiful people sell air conditioners.
43. In my study, I know how to put myself in the other's shoes, but my deskmate doesn't agree.
44. In the zoo, the tiger gave the lion green. The lion was angry and the tiger felt innocent. When the keeper asked, he found that the tiger had a lawyer qualification certificate.
45. Xiaoming was not feeling well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said "throat inflammation" and his throat said "hi"
46. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear her, but her mother smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.
47. The sparrow mother smells the sparrow: "What hairstyle do you want to tie today, baby?" Little sparrow: "choo choo ~"
48. We can't let people who are afraid of heights go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, and we can't let people who are afraid of ghosts go to Guijie Street every day.
49. I can't entangle with him when I think of him entangled with that snake every day.
50. Liu Genghong can talk cross talk when he gets fat. It turns out that he has become a Tanai.
5 1. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?
52. I hate it when people ask me how much I earn. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this one?
53. When I went to the zoo today, I saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. It turned out to be called eating a child's cheese.
54. You seem to have gained weight. I can lose weight with you. Let's quit meat (get married) tomorrow!
There are really some funny homophonic jokes. 55. I light up when I open my eyes, and dim when I close my eyes. Could I be a refrigerator, too?
56. It's 36 degrees hot today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we got rid of the heat. Did you hear that? We're done.
57. Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. The strawberry grew slowly. The little pig said to the strawberry, you can't do it, you can't do it.
58. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?
59. I'm ironing today, but no matter how I iron it, it will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.
60. On that day, the lights next to the bedroom at home flashed, and the maintenance master was called. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"
6 1. "Why do you often get dizzy when you ride?" "That's because you didn't recite the multiplication formula."
62. Even I don't love it. Do you love Iqiyi?
63. I raised a group of chickens, and none of them can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?
64. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.
65. Doraemon has no neck because of hygiene, because the blue neck is muddy.
66. I have to rely on threats to do anything that a good-looking girl can do with a little charm.
67. If you don't even coax me, then what are you coaxing? Hong Shixian?
68. The deer takes pictures of the rabbit, but it can't get anything. The deer makes the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry. "I am not short, I am not short at all."
69.a: What did you eat today? B: No duck. B: Hot and sour bamboo shoots.
70. If you don't even coax me, who are you fooling, Hong Shixian?
Nonsense that amuses friends; a collection of 60 literary humor jokes.
Nonsense to make friends laugh. Literary humor jokes (Part I) 1. I pretend to work for my boss and my boss pretends to pay my salary.
I will always remember it before I forget it.
If you say so, you can't say so.
The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.
5. You are really good-looking, and those eyes are no more, no less, just two.
6. If you are right, you should be right.
7. This article shares nonsense literature, as the name implies.
8. Every time I touch your phone, I will get an extra reminder.
9. I didn't do anything today, but I still worked hard.
10. You didn't lose your mobile phone before.
1 1. People who have no date should still be single!
12. Why does this sweet potato smell like tomato?
13. How old are you this year? It's time to find someone. Yes, it is. I'll find someone when I want to fall in love.
14. Advise everyone not to buy iPhone 13, which will save thousands of dollars and then buy iPhone 13 with thousands of dollars saved, which is equivalent to picking up an iPhone 13 for nothing.
15. If I didn't guess wrong, I must have guessed right.
16. How can I put it? You are beautiful, with an indescribable beauty, especially with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. It's just right, no more, no less, and the best thing is that your hair just grows on your head.
17. Aside from the content, I quite agree.
18. One minute on stage and 60 seconds off stage.
19. As we all know, the audience must be well known.
20. This tomato smells like tomato.
Nonsense to amuse friends (Part 2) 2 1. If he is going to jail for ten years, he will not get out in ten years.
22. If I am not ugly, I must be handsome.
23. Why does this potato look like a potato?
24. Luck is all about luck.
25. unsuccessful! Then it fails!
26. The spring breeze is green in Jiang Nanan, and the spring breeze is green in Jiang Nanan.
27. You have advantages besides shortcomings.
28. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai, Zhou Yu was the one who hit him, and Huang Gai was the one who was beaten.
29. If you are my sister, we are sisters. Every 60 seconds a person breathes, his life will be shortened by one minute.
30. If I could understand it, I wouldn't understand it.
3 1. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.
32. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.
33. One minute on stage means 60 seconds on stage.
34. As long as you have some skills, you don't have no skills at all.
35. You must be very thin if you lose weight.
36. When you are too hungry, you must remember not to eat too much, or you will be very supportive.
37. Do you know that kiwifruit smells like kiwifruit?
38. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky of Wan Li.
39. You can't make a phone call when the cell phone is dead.
40. Young people today are really young compared with the older generation.
Nonsense to make friends laugh. Literary humor jokes (Part 3) 4 1. The last time I heard you talk like this was the last time.
42. You must be reading this article when you see it.
43. Ten years of life and death are ambiguous, and five years of life and death are ambiguous.
44. I didn't find it before, but I found it when I found it.
We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.
46. The doctor touched my stomach and asked me if I felt anything here. I said I felt someone touching my stomach.
47. Whatever you say is irrelevant, it is not irrelevant at all.
48. After eating, I found that I was heavy. It turned out that I was full and weighed.
49. Playing in the game for 30 seconds is equivalent to spending half a minute in reality.
50. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it again.
5 1. If you can see things, you are not blind.
52. The greater the capacity, the greater the capacity.
53. I was extremely angry when I was extremely angry!
Do you know that people sleep with their eyes closed?
55. What are you doing here?
56. When you are free, you are free.
57. Whatever you say is reasonable, it is not unreasonable at all.
58. If you were not ugly, you would look pretty.
59. If you are alive, you are not dead.
The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time.
Funny and reasonable words, super reasonable humorous sentences
Funny and reasonable words
1. Goddess is like the sun, it doesn't matter if you can't touch it, but it can refresh yourself if you are illuminated by light.
Nowadays, young people, it is more important to take a mobile phone in the toilet than to hold paper.
3. Dermatosis is transmitted by bacteria, AIDS is transmitted by blood, and neuropathy is transmitted by Weibo.
Life is sometimes like a computer. If it crashes, it will crash, which is not negotiable.
5. Time is unconscious, and we know it later.
6. Ask who is the most open-minded in the world, and tell me to do my part.
7. I was interested in getting married at first, but I was mistaken in getting divorced later.
8. grandstanding can be pleasing or out of favor.
9. I am small-minded, but I don't lack it. I have a good temper, but I don't lack it!
10. There are two tragedies in life: despair and complacency.
1 1. Cherish your life. If God keeps you alive, you must have his plans.
12. I remember, I was determined to be a fun person.
13. Toyota Motor Corporation of Japan: In the end, there will be a road, and there will be a Toyota.
14. Take a breath inside and fart outside.
15. I think Venus is the most beautiful woman in the world, and then you!
16. If diamonds last forever, one will go bankrupt!
17. Animals still have a little compassion, but I don't have any, so I'm not an animal!
18. Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.
19. Don't wait until tomorrow to make an excuse, but do it today.
20. If you are poor, you will be alone, and if you are rich, you will have wives and concubines.
Super reasonable humorous sentences
1. You are not an environmental protection bag, so don't always pretend.
2. The exam is a cloud, and after the exam, it becomes a dark cloud.
3. I wake up every morning with a handsome hairstyle, either Saiyan or Altman.
4. The PE teacher said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class will be punished for handstand!
5. When it's cold, don't forget to put on a cassock when you go out!
6. I have never let people down in getting fat seriously.
7. God, will you ask Cupid if he broke my arrow?
8. The geography teacher said, Do you know what's outside the earth? ! Xiangpiaopiao milk tea
9. I'm losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I'll be thin.
10. I think someone covered me when I went to McDonald's to steal ketchup.
1 1. There are two kinds of looks, one is beautiful and the other is ugly. You belong to the middle, so ugly.
12. I'm not an ordinary person, so I don't speak Mandarin.
13. 20xx year made me very disappointed, because I thought that 20xx would be the end of the world, so I donated all my property to others.
14. Sanlu and Mengniu tell us a truth: animals are unreliable.
15. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card.
Very reasonable humorous sentences
1. It is said that men become bad when they have money, and I have been a good man for more than 20 years!
Give me a bed, I can sleep till the end of the world.
3. The wife said: Don't gasp! After two seconds of silence, I farted. The wife said: good ~ actually stealing to gasp with the bottom!
Without the moon, you can only count the stars.
5. You are not a VIp, not even an Ip, you are just a P!
6. Youth is like mahjong. You have to shoot or touch yourself. How many otaku rotten women, how many institutions are counted, just to enjoy the moment of knocking down.
7. Do things when you are awake, read when you are confused, and sleep when you are angry.
8. Life is like an angry bird. When you fail, there are always several pigs laughing.
9. If I don't consider my height, I'm a handsome guy from the neck down!
10. If you want to know what despair is, buy a bunch of lottery tickets.
1 1. boycott breast enhancement surgery and don't pollute the last safe milk source!
12. It's sad to be single, and it's even sadder to be single for a long time. I felt beautiful when I saw a sow yesterday.
13. From heaven to hell, I passed by.
14. It takes 10,000 years to change from a monkey to a human, but I only need a bottle of wine to change from a human to a monkey.
15. The relationship between virgins and virgins is like nails and boards. If a board is nailed many times, people may care, but no one may pay attention to how many boards a nail has nailed.