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A foreigner learned a sentence in Chinese: "What is this?" and hurriedly came to China.

On the first day, he came to a ketchup shop. There are blood donation stations on the roadside in foreign countries, and he thought they were blood donation stations. Just asked: "What is this?" "This is ketchup." The boss replied. He thought to himself: "Oh, it turns out that the Chinese call blood ketchup."

The next day, he came to the parking lot. He pointed at the car and asked passers-by: "What is this?" "This is a lollipop." Because there was a drawing on the car, and the drawing was in the shape of a lollipop. He pointed at the lollipop and asked, so the passers-by said this answer. "Oh, it turns out that the Chinese call cars lollipops." On the third day, he came to the river. He saw a couple arguing. The men call the women tigresses, and the women call the men the big bad wolves. He thought to himself: "It turns out that the Chinese call men big bad wolves and women called tigresses."

On the fourth day, he witnessed a car accident. He called the police and reported: "A big bad wolf, riding a lollipop, killed a tigress and left a lot of ketchup."

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